The Appendage Complete!

Well...since reposting/slightly revising the first chapter of the appendage didn't go over well. I'm just going to post the original story and stick a fork in it.

Part One - Hung Like a Horse



Faith slowly slide her hand down her stomach, and underneath her briefs to scratch the small patch of hair. Her eyes suddenly popped open when she felt a large, but soft penis against the palm of her hand.

“It’s just a dream,” Faith laughed, and she closed her eyes, she slipped her hand from underneath her underwear, and rested her hand on her stomach. “Okay, it’s just a dream, Faith.” She knew that wasn’t true because she could feel the dick against her thigh. Faith opened her eyes, and slowly lifted up the waist band of her black briefs. “Shit,” Faith muttered, when she saw the dick, her dick, between her legs. She couldn’t help, but grin despite the weirdness of the situation. Her size, and length were quite impressive, and she was still soft. She slowly moved her hand down her stomach once again, and pulled her dick out of her briefs. She slowly worked her hand up, and down her shaft.

“Damn,“ Faith whispered, as she watched herself instantly harden and grow. The knock on her bedroom door startled her, and she quickly crammed her dick into her briefs. Her Father and watcher, Giles slowly opened the door.

“Faith, time to get up.” Giles said.

“Oh, I’m up,” Faith replied, as she felt her dick straining against her briefs.

“If your not out of bed within the next five minutes. I’m coming back upstairs for you.” Giles replied, and closed the door when he left his daughter’s bedroom.

Faith knew that she should be able to talk to her father about this, because they dealt with weirdness all the time, but this definitely took the cake, an extremely huge cake, and Faith began to smirk. She got out of bed, and walked over to her closet. She started to looking through her clothes trying to find a pair of jeans that weren’t extremely tight. She settled on a pair of track pants that she trains in, and a T-shirt. She pulled her hair back, and headed downstairs for breakfast with her father.

Most of the breakfast was spent in silence. Faith could only think about her dick, and how it got their. They went their separate ways after breakfast, Giles headed toward the school, and Faith headed to Buffy’s house to pick up her girlfriend. Buffy’s mother, Joyce answered the door, and smiled when she saw the brunette.

“Good morning, Faith.” Joyce said.

“Hey, Mrs. S.” Faith replied.

“I was just on the way out. Buffy is still upstairs getting ready.” Joyce replied.

“Thanks,” Faith said, she held her hands in front of her crotch self consciously.

“Are you okay, Faith?” Joyce asked.

“Yeah, good.” Faith smiled.

“Okay, you have a good day.” Joyce replied.

“You to Mrs. S,” Faith said, and Joyce walked away. Faith walked inside and shut the door, she headed upstairs to Buffy’s bedroom.

“Hey, B,” Faith said, as she opened the door to Buffy’s bedroom.

“Hey,” Buffy smiled, and she walked over to Faith, and wrapped her arms around her girlfriend’s neck. She pressed her body against Faith’s, and leaned in and kissed her softly on the lips. Faith, felt herself immediately harden, and she could tell by the widening of Buffy’s green eyes that she felt it. Faith immediately pulled away, but it was obvious that something was up from the bulge in the front of her track pants.

“Faith,” Buffy trailed off.

“B, okay,” Faith laughed. “This is going to sound weird, but this morning I woke up with a,” Faith pointed to her crotch. “I don’t know how it got there, but it’s there and I’m not sure for how long.” Faith explained.

“Can I see it?” Buffy asked.

“You want to see it,” Faith replied.

“Yeah,” Buffy nodded her head.

“Okay,” Faith hesitantly, pulled down her track pants, the bulge only became more obvious against her black briefs. Faith saw the wide eyed look on Buffy’s face, and suddenly became extremely self conscious. “Okay, I should probably stop.” Faith said.

“No, don’t,” Buffy walked over to Faith. “I want to see it.” Buffy said, and Faith slowly pulled her hard dick out. “B,” Faith said.

“It’s,” Buffy stammered surprised at the length and thickness. “It’s,” Buffy continued to stammer.

“Okay, enough staring at the side show freak,” Faith said.

“You’re not a freak. You’re so incredibly hot.” Buffy replied.

“You’re just saying that,” Faith said.

“I mean it. Let me show you,” Buffy replied, and she instantly dropped to her knees.

“B, what are you doing?” Faith asked, she felt her voice rise.

“What does it look like I’m doing?” Buffy asked, as she grabbed a hold of Faith’s dick, and started to slowly stroke the shaft, as she kissed the tip of Faith’s swelling mushroom head. I’m about to give my girlfriend a blowjob. She slowly moved her tongue against the tip of Faith’s head.

“Shit,” Faith muttered, and instantly she grabbed the side of Buffy’s face.

Buffy continued to stroke Faith’s long and thick shaft. She wasn’t sure it she could take the entire dick, but she was going to try. She worked her tongue around the tip of Faith’s head, eagerly licking up the pre cum that dripped from Faith’s dick. She slowly moved down on Faith’s dick, and Faith started to move herself slowly into Buffy’s hot mouth. With each thrust Buffy would try to take more of Faith’s dick into her mouth. She hadn’t even gotten half of Faith’s dick into her mouth, and it was already to much.

Faith continued to thrust herself into Buffy’s mouth, and the blonde eagerly continued to suck off her girlfriend, and stroke her shaft.

“B, shit. I’m going to cum.” Faith said, and tried to pull away, but Buffy wouldn’t let her, and Faith shot her cum into Buffy’s mouth, and the blonde swallowed all of it. Buffy licked the last of the cum off of the tip of Faith’s dick, as Faith shuddered slightly against her.




Buffy wiggled herself playfully on Faith’s lap, as they sat at a table in the library. Faith felt herself instantly harden against her Buffy’s tight ass. The bell began to ring, and everyone stood up except for Faith. Buffy playfully smirked at her girlfriend.

“Faith, we’ve got gym.” Xander said.

“Yeah, I’ll be catch up with you.” Faith replied.

“Okay,” Xander replied, and walked out of the library.

“I’ll be in my office.” Giles said.

“Faith, will walk you to gym.” Willow offered.

“I’m good. I’ve got to talk to my dad.” Faith said, and Buffy giggled slightly.

“Okay, let’s go Buffy. We don’t want to be late for class.” Willow said.

Buffy walked out of the library with Willow by her side.

“What was with all the wiggling on Faith’s lap?” Willow asked.

Buffy considered telling Willow about Faith’s ‘appendage’ Faith hadn’t said that she couldn’t tell anyone. In fact Faith hadn’t said much of anything except for ‘do it again’. If Buffy couldn’t trust her best friend she couldn’t trust anyone.

“So you want to know why I missed first period?” Buffy asked.

“Does this have to do with the wiggling?” Willow asked.

“Yeah,” Buffy nodded her head.

“Okay, spill,” Willow said.

“This morning Faith woke up with a dick.” Buffy said.

“Shut up,” Willow laughed.

“I’m serious,” Buffy replied.

“You just don’t wake up with a you know,” Willow said.

“Willow, we live on a Hell mouth anything is possible.” Buffy replied.

“How big is she?” Willow asked.

“Well,” Buffy grinned, and held her hands apart. “She’s this big,” and Willow’s eyes went wide. “She’s this thick,” Willow’s mouth dropped open. “She’s hung like a horse.” Buffy said.

Part Two - Not So Safe Sex



Faith was lying on top of Buffy on her girlfriend’s bed. The only thing that prevented them from being completely naked was the underwear they still had on. Faith’s dick was straining against the fabric of her briefs. She continued to kiss Buffy, as she slowly started to tug at Buffy’s panties.

“Faith,” Buffy grabbed her hands.

“What?” Faith asked, as she pulled back, and rested on her hands hovering above her girlfriend.

“Do you have anything?” Buffy asked.

“Huh,” Faith replied completely clueless.

“You know,” Buffy said.

“I don’t know,” Faith replied.

“Condoms,” Buffy said, and Faith began to laugh.

“I don’t need a condom.” Faith said.

“You don’t need a condom,” Buffy arched her eyebrow, and lowered her eyes to Faith’s bulging crotch.

“Oh yeah that,” Faith grinned.

“Yeah that,” Buffy replied.

“It’s not a big deal. Well, it is a big deal.” Faith said.

“You’re so full of it.” Buffy replied.

“Am I?” Faith arched her eyebrow, and started to tickle Buffy. “Say, ‘Faith you have a big dick’.” Faith continued to tickle Buffy.

“No way,” Buffy laughed.

“Say it,” Faith started to laugh.

“Okay, Faith you have a big dick.” Buffy replied.

“Don’t you want it inside of you?” Faith asked.

“I do,” Buffy replied, and Faith started to tug on Buffy’s panties again. “Hey, stud,” Buffy pushed Faith back slightly. “I want that big dick of yours wrapped up in a condom, and inside of me.” Buffy said.

“Come on, you know me.” Faith wriggled her eyebrows. “I want to feel you wrapped around my dick. Don’t you want that?” Faith asked.

“Yes,” Buffy replied.

“I promise before I cum I’ll pull out.” Faith said.

“Promise?” Buffy asked.

“Yeah,” Faith replied, and quickly pulled Buffy’s panties off. She quickly did away with her briefs. She slowly moved her dick inside of Buffy, and the blonde squeezed her eyes shut tightly. She had never had sex before. Well, that wasn’t true she and Faith had done ‘it’ before a lot, but this time was different for the obvious reason. It kind of hurt. “You okay?” Faith asked, and Buffy nodded her head slowly.

“Just go slow,” Buffy said.

“Okay,” Faith slowly moved her dick inside of Buffy until the entire length was inside of Buffy. It felt incredibly good to Faith, but for Buffy it was taking some getting use too. “You feel so good,” Faith whispered, and after a couple of slow thrust before she knew it she suddenly felt her cum shoot into Buffy. “Shit,” Faith whispered.

“Did you just,” Buffy trailed off.

“Yeah, I think I did,” Faith nodded embarrassedly.

“You jerk,” Buffy pushed Faith off of her and the brunette landed on the hardwood of the bedroom floor.

“What,” Faith sat up.

“You promised you would pull out,” Buffy pulled the covers up over her body.

“I,” Faith ran a hand through her hair. “You can’t control these things,” Faith replied.

“You promised,” Buffy said.

“It just kind of happened. You just felt so damn good, and before I know what happened I popped one off.” Faith explained.

“What if I get pregnant?” Buffy asked.

“Don’t worry I wasn’t inside of you for that long.” Faith replied.

“You can say that again,” Buffy said.

“Hey,” Faith stood up.

Part Three - The Trojan War



Faith walked down the personal hygiene aisle of a local drug store. Buffy was still upset about what had happened, and Faith was embarrassed about finishing so quickly. Buffy had made a point of letting Faith know that she wasn’t going to let her touch her again until she bought condoms. Faith wasn’t sure where to start the variety overwhelmed her.

“Can I help you?” Faith turned to the source of the voice, an elderly lady, and she immediately wanted to run.

“I,” Faith trailed off.

‘I know it can be overwhelming, but you have to find what works best for you.” She said, and Faith can’t even look at her.

“It’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Let’s start off with something simple. How big is this young man?” She asked.

“Uh, you know,” Faith looked down at her crotch briefly. “I’d say pretty big.” Faith said.

“Here are the larger sizes,” She pointed toward a rack. “You say this young man is big,” She said, and Faith nodded her head in embarrassment as a customer walked passed them. “It’s always good idea to get the condom a size or so larger, because when the penis harden it stretches out the condom.” She said.

“Uh okay,” Faith said.

“What about flavors or colors?” She asked.

“I haven’t really thought about that,” Faith replied.

“Will just focus on making your choice simple. I’d also suggest getting a lubricated condom with ridges, because it makes love making more pleasurable for you, and your partner. If you need anything else just let me know.” She said before walking away, and Faith grabbed a pack of condoms and headed to the front counter. She waited in line behind a couple of people. Joyce walked into the drugstore, and Faith pulled up the collar of her coat, and lowered her head.

“Can I help you?” The clerk asked.

“Uh,” Faith looked over her shoulder. “Yeah,” Faith placed the condoms onto the counter.

“Just the condoms,” He said.

“Yeah,” Faith nodded her head.

“Their isn’t any price tag on it.” He said.

“That’s okay here is a twenty keep the change.” Faith said.

“I need a price check, on a three pack of extra large, lubricated, ridged Trojan condoms.” He spoke into the microphone, and Faith looked around with am embarrassed smile on her face. She didn’t see Mrs. Summers anywhere in sight. Faith figured after everything she had to go through to get these things that she was going to get laid.

“You know just keep the change,” Faith grabbed the pack of condoms, and turned around ran straight into Mrs. Summers. The pack of condoms dropped to the floor between them. Mrs. Summers looked down, and than back up at Faith.

“Faith,” Mrs. Summers said.

“Uh, hey Mrs. S,” Faith grinned sheepishly.

Part Four - Never Gonna Get it



“Condoms,” Joyce said.

“Condoms,” Faith shrugged her shoulders, and Joyce pointed toward the condoms on the floor.

“Condoms,” Joyce said.

“Oh,” Faith nodded her head, and smiled uneasily at her girlfriend’s mother. “You mean those condoms.” Faith laughed.

“Those would be the ones,” Joyce said.

“Well, these,” Faith crouched down, and picked up the three pack. “These are a project,” Faith said.

“Project,” Joyce arched eyebrow.

“Yeah, a project,” Faith said.

“What type of project requires that you use condoms?” Joyce asked.

“The type of project that requires to use condoms would be one about,” Faith trailed off. “Mr. Whitmore,” Faith said.

“Mr. Whitmore,” Joyce said.

“It’s an extra credit assignment, about safe sex procedures.” Faith lied.

“That would explain the condoms.” Joyce said.

“Exactly,” Faith satisfied.

“One question,” Joyce said.

“Yes,” Faith replied.

“Why did you buy extra large condoms?” Joyce asked.

“You know,” Faith laughed. “I just grabbed a pack. What brings you to the drugstore?” Faith asked.

“I had to pick up Dawn’s allergy medicine,” Joyce lifted up the small white paper bag. “Than it’s bag to the gallery.” Joyce replied.

“Hey, I could run that over to the house for you.” Faith offered.

“You’d do that?” Joyce asked.

“Of course I’m headed that way. After, I drop the condoms off at my house. Than I’ll be headed that way.” Faith said.



Buffy was sitting on her bed with Willow holding her Mr. Gordo stuffed pig.

“Well, the first time is never great.” Willow said.

“Speaking from experience,” Buffy smirked.

“No,” Willow laughed.

“I mean before Faith had a penis. She could go all night, but she hadn’t even been inside me for a minute and she got off.” Buffy complained.

“Just under a minute,” Willow said.

“Yeah,” Buffy replied.

“I’m sure the next time will be better.” Willow said.

“You think,” Buffy replied.

“It couldn’t get worse.” Willow laughed.

“Willow this is serious.” Buffy said.

“Come on, Buffy. You had bad sex.” Willow replied.

“I’m not even sure there is going to be a next time.” Buffy said.

“Why not?” Willow asked.

“Well, it hurt Willow. It hurt a lot.” Buffy said.

“It didn’t feel good?” Willow asked, and Buffy shook her head. “Not even a little bit.” Willow said.

“Well, by the time it started to feel half way decent she had popped her top.” Buffy said.

“You just have to work at it.” Willow said, and Dawn walked into Buffy’s bedroom.

“Ever heard of knocking,” Buffy said.

“I just wanted to tell you that Faith just pulled up to the house.” Dawn said, and she walked away. Willow stood up from Buffy’s bed.

“I should probably leave. Give you two some alone time.” Willow suggested.

“I don’t think that’s going to work with Dawn here.” Buffy said.

“I’ll take her out for a movie,” Willow nudged Buffy’s shoulder playfully. “and a bite to eat at Happy Burger.” Willow said, and they walked out of her bedroom, and down stairs, Dawn opened the front door for Faith.

“Here you go,” Faith handed Dawn the drugstore bag.

“What’s this?” Dawn asked.

“Your allergy medicine. I ran into your mom while I was picking up co,” Faith trailed off. “I saw your mom, and I told her I would drop it off for her. She headed back to the gallery.” Faith replied.

“Hey Dawn, I was thinking. It’s been awhile since we last did something together. How about an afternoon movie, and Happy Burger.” Willow suggested.

“Oh I get it,” Dawn looked over at Faith, and Buffy as they shared a quick kiss. “You two want to have sex.” Dawn said.

“Dawn,” Buffy said.

“I’m not a kid. I know what you two do.” Dawn said.

“Will you get here out of here,” Buffy said.

“Come on, Dawnie.” Willow said, and Dawn and Willow left.

“You saw my mom,” Buffy said.

“Yeah, it was embarrassing.” Faith replied.

“Why was it embarrassing?” Buffy asked.

“Well, she saw me buying these,” Faith pulled the pack of condoms out.

“Oh, you bought condoms,” Buffy trailed off.

“Yeah, so let’s test these babies out,” Faith said.

“Could you not say babies,” Buffy replied.

“Okay, I would have gotten a bigger pack, but I was freaking out. This old lady that works their actually helped me pick them. She surprisingly knew a lot about condoms.” Faith replied, and leaned in and kissed Buffy softly on the lips. “Let’s go upstairs,” Faith grinned.

“Faith, I was thinking we could stay downstairs, and watch a movie.” Buffy replied.

“Your kidding, right?” Faith asked.

“No,” Buffy replied.

“You told me if I bought these,” Faith held up the condoms. “That I would get that,” Faith pointed to Buffy’s crotch.

“Faith,” Buffy pushed Faith away from her. “I’m so not doing it with you now.” Buffy said.

“I don’t get it. I got the condoms, and now you don’t want to do it.” Faith said.

“I’m not saying that I never want to do it again. I’m just saying that I don’t want to do it right now.” Buffy said.

“What’s the point of having a dick if I can’t use it?” Faith asked.

Part Five - Spanking the Monkey



Tissues. Check.

Lotion. Check.

Dirty movie on lap top. Check.

Faith removed her hand from underneath her butt. Her hand was numb and it tingled slightly. With her other hand she squirted lotion into her numb palm, and cued up the movie ’Cum Guzzling Girls’ she started to stroke her shaft, and it felt like someone else was doing it. She imagined that person was Buffy giving her a hand job. Giles walked inside the house, and upstairs to Faith’s bedroom. He opened the door to find his daughter masturbating.

“Faith,” Giles said.

“Dad!” Faith exclaimed, as the sounds of a girl getting gang banged filled the room. Giles quickly shut the door, and that made Faith loose her erection instantly. “Can I catch a fucking break,” Faith muttered to herself.

“Faith, when you finish up. I’ll be in the kitchen waiting.” Giles said.



Faith walked downstairs to see her father sitting at the kitchen table. When he looked up at her Faith diverted her eyes and focused on anything but her father’s face.

“I didn’t mean to walk in on you.” Giles said.

“You should have knocked,” Faith replied, as she crossed her arms over her chest.

“You’re right. I should have knocked. I just didn’t except to see you.” Giles trailed off.

“Can we not talk about it.” Faith replied.

“I think this warrants a discussion.” Giles said.

“No, it doesn’t.” Faith replied.

“Faith, I saw your,” Giles trailed off. “How long have you had it?” Giles asked.

“A week,” Faith replied.

“Why didn’t you tell me?” Giles asked.

“Well, I was going to tell you but,” Faith trailed off.

“But,” Giles replied.

“I wanted to get laid.” Faith replied, and instantly wish she hadn’t said that.

“You and Buffy are having sex?” Giles asked.

“Dad, this is not the kind of thing that I want to be talking to you about.” Faith replied.

“You’re sixteen, and I think that’s to young to be having sex.” Giles said.

“How old where you when you started having sex?” Faith asked.

“Were not talking about me. We are talking about you young lady, and if you’re having sex, although I disagree. I just hope that it is safe sex.” Giles said.

“Buffy, and I aren’t even having sex. So their isn’t much of a point of this talk or this sausage dangling between my legs.” Faith replied.

“If I understand you correctly. You did this so you and Buffy could have sex.” Giles said.

“I didn’t do this to myself.” Faith said.

“Faith,” Giles arched his eyebrow.

“I swear dad. I woke up one morning and it was just there.” Faith replied.

“Well, I’ll have to dig through some texts, and find out if this is some kind of spell, and get rid of it.’ Giles said.

“Get rid of it,” Faith placed her hands over her lap.

“Yes,” Giles stood up. “I’ll have to go to the school library, and get the books on abnormal growths.” Giles said, and before Faith could protest her father had left. Faith looked down at her crotch.

“I guess this might be goodbye, buddy. I just want to say sorry that I didn’t get to use you to your full potential.” Faith sighed, and she sat down on the couch in the living room sulking when she heard a knock at the door she answered it surprised to see Willow.

“Hey, Willow. What’s up?” Faith asked.

“We need to talk.” Willow said.

“Sure,” Faith let Willow into her house. “What’s going on?” Faith asked.

“This is about you and Buffy.” Willow said.

“What about us?” Faith asked.

“Well, I know,” Willow looked down at Faith’s crotch briefly.

“Shit, she told you.” Faith ran a hand through her hair.

“Yes, but I am her best friend.” Willow said.

“Yeah, but I’m her girlfriend, and I didn’t want anyone else knowing.” Faith said.

“I’m trying to help you. I know that you and Buffy are having your problems in the bedroom.” Willow said.

“Did she tell you that?” Faith asked.

“Well, yeah. She said that you kind of got overheated a little to quickly.” Willow replied.

“This is great,” Faith replied, as she plopped down onto the couch.

“Just you know be gentle with her, and take your time.” Willow suggested.

“Okay, you have to go.” Faith said, as she stood up and pushed Willow out the door.



Faith ran up the stairs and grabbed her cell phone she called Buffy.

“Hello,” Dawn said.

“Hey, squirt. Put your sister on the phone.” Faith said.

“Okay, Buffy phone!” Dawn yelled.

“Faith,” Buffy said.

“Hey, we so need to talk.” Faith replied.

“Dawn, hang up.” Buffy said, and the phone clicked off. “What’s up?” Buffy asked.

“Why did you go and blab to Willow?” Faith asked.

“She’s my best friend.” Buffy replied.

“Yeah, what am I? Chopped liver.” Faith said.

“No,” Buffy replied.

“So, you think I suck in bed?” Faith asked.

“Well,” Buffy trailed off.

“Well, you know what at least I put some effort into it pillow queen.” Faith said.

“Pillow queen, you take that back Faith LeHane.” Buffy said.

“What if I don’t? You going to tell Willow.” Faith said.

“Okay, minute man.” Buffy smirked.

“You better take that back.” Faith said.

“Why it’s true.” Buffy replied.

“You know what. Since, you don’t want this, than maybe I’ll just find someone who will appreciate it.” Faith said.

“No, you won’t,” Buffy replied.

“Why not?” Faith asked.

“That’s my penis.” Buffy said.

“Your penis? It’s attached to me.” Faith said.

“Yeah, but you’re my girlfriend, and so it belongs to me.” Buffy said.

Part Six - The Big Tease



Faith, and Buffy had made up, but Faith was still upset that Buffy had opened up her mouth to Willow about Faith’s ‘problem’. The couple were hanging out at Buffy’s house, snuggled up on the couch watching television. Dawn was spending the night at a friends, and Mrs. Summers was out of town on business. Buffy began to rub Faith’s stomach slowly, and Faith’s dick immediately reacted to the attention, Buffy began to grin, as she kissed Faith’s neck softly. It took all of the brunette’s willpower , to not push Buffy onto her back, and do her on the family couch. Faith bit her bottom lip, and closed her eyes.

“Hey, I’m trying to watch tv over here, B.” Faith said.

“I’m bored,” Buffy whispered into Faith’s ear before kissing it softly. “I was thinking,”

“What were you thinking?” Faith asked.

“We could go upstairs, and do it.” Buffy said.

“I’m not in the mood,” Faith replied.

“Your dick,” Buffy ran her hand across the crotch of Faith’s jeans. “Is in the mood,” Buffy said.

“Yeah, well, it’s got a mind of it’s own.” Faith replied.

“Faith,” Buffy laughed. “Stop it, your always in the mood.”

“I don’t want to do it,” Faith grinned.

“Your enjoy this,” Buffy slapped Faith’s arm.

“Yeah,” Faith nodded her head. “Your not the only one who can with hold sex,”

“Okay,” Buffy settled on top of Faith’s lap, her back was facing her girlfriend. She could feel the brunette’s hard on poking into her ass. She knew Faith wanted her. She just had to get the brunette to admit it. Buffy began to wiggle on Faith’s lap. Faith just sat there.

“I have to go, B.” Faith said.

“You’re so frustrating,” Buffy groaned, and moved off of Faith.

“I can’t go outside like this,” Faith looked down at her crotch.

“Well, I’ll just have to do something about it,” Buffy grinned, and got down on her knees, and Faith took a step back, and fell over the coffee table. “Are you okay?” Buffy laughed.

“Funny,” Faith stood up.

“It kind of is funny. You fell over a coffee table.” Buffy replied, and Faith jumped over the coffee table, and grabbed Buffy and threw her onto the couch. She climbed on top of Buffy, and started to tickle her.

“Still funny,” Faith said, but Buffy was concentrating on the press of Faith’s dick into her crotch.

“Poor baby,” Buffy said, and she unzipped Faith’s jeans. “Let me kiss it, and make it all better,”

“Okay,” Faith said, and Buffy reached in, and searched around for Faith’s dick, but there was nothing there. Faith pulled away, and pulled down her pants. “Shit,” Faith looked at Buffy. “You just had to wait.” Faith sighed.

The End

Part Seven - It’s Back!



Faith, slowly opened her eyes, and pushed back the sheet that covered her body. Her eyes went wide, when she saw the bulge in front of her briefs.

“Holy shit balls,” Faith muttered, before a grin covered her face. She jumped up on her bed, and pumped her fist into the air, as she continued to jump up and down on her bed. “It’s back!” Faith screamed, at the top of her lungs, and Giles barged into her room.

“What’s going on?” Giles asked, as he looked around the room, and Faith immediately plopped down onto her bed, and pulled the covers over her crotch area.

“Nothing,” Faith smiled.

“Why do I get the feeling that I’m being lied too, because I probably am, but I need a nice warm cup of tea.” Giles said.

“I’m not lying, nothing is wrong with me. Things are actually looking up.” Faith grinned, and Giles eyed his daughter, he knew that wouldn’t get the truth out of her though, and he sighed in frustration, before he shut the door behind himself. Faith pulled the covers over her head.

“Your back,” Faith pulled her dick out of briefs. “Shit,” Faith bit her bottom lip. “How long though? I’ve got to put you to good use.” Faith pulled the covers off of her once again, and jumped out of bed. All of her thoughts about getting Buffy on her back. Faith slipped on a pair of jeans, and in the process fell to the floor with a loud thud.

“Try not to kill yourself,” Faith rolled her eyes, as she heard her father’s annoyed words from downstairs. Faith jumped up, and grabbed a T-shirt, and ran downstairs, when she reached the bottom step she collided into her father.

“I’m not even going to ask,” Giles said.

“Thanks,” Faith replied.

“I just think I should mention a few things to you.” Giles said.

“Could it wait? I’m kind of in a rush.” Faith replied.

“well, this won’t even take a minute. You don’t have any shoes or socks on, your pants are unbuttoned, and I don’t see any car keys in either one of your hands.” Giles said.

“Oh,” Faith looked down at herself. “I should probably get finished dressing before I go out.” Faith grinned goofily.

“I think that is a good idea,” Giles replied, and Faith ran up the stairs, taking two steps at a time. She tripped on her way up, when he pants fell down around her ankles.

“I’m not even going to ask,” Giles said to himself before walking back into the kitchen.

Faith ran back up stairs, and zipped her pants up. She felt a tightness in the front of her jeans. “This isn’t working,” Faith stripped off the jeans, and found a baggy pair to wear. “Okay, that’s better,” Faith headed for her bedroom door, and stubbed her down on the leg of her desk. “Shit,” Faith grabbed her foot. “Socks, and shoes would be good,” She muttered to herself, and quickly covered her feet, and she grabbed her car keys from her desk. “Okay, now I’m ready to get some,” Faith said.



Buffy had just woke up, but she was still lying in bed, willing herself to get up. When the sound of something hitting her bedroom window got her attention. A grin spread across her face, because she knew it was Faith. She went into her bathroom, and ran a comb through her hair. She splashed some water on her face, and dried it off, and she took a swig of mouth wash, and spit it into the sink. She gave herself the once over in the mirror. She wanted to look good for her girlfriend. She walked into her bedroom, and stripped off her pig pajamas, and grabbed a tiny sleeveless T-shirt. She changed her panties, and slipped on the little white ones with a flower on the front. It was Faith’s favorite pair to see her in. Buffy walked over to the window, and pushed it up.

“Hey,” Faith grinned. “I got something for you,”

“What,” Buffy replied.

“It’s something I have to show you,” Faith said.

“Can’t you show me from there?” Buffy asked.

“Yeah, if you want me to get arrested for public indecency.” Faith wriggled her eyebrows.

“Get up here,” Buffy said, and Buffy quickly climbed the trellis, and she met Buffy at the bedroom window, with a hard kiss on the lips. Buffy took a step back, as Faith climbed in, and immediately wrapped her arms around Buffy’s waist.

“Guess who wants to come out and play,” Faith thrust herself playfully against Buffy.

“It’s back,” Buffy said.

“Yeah, so I’m thinking. We should put it to good use. You know, before it disappears again.” Faith suggested, as she wriggled her eyebrows.

“Okay, grabby hands. Let’s settle down,” Buffy said.

“What,” Faith said, as she started to kiss Buffy’s neck softly.

“Faith,” Buffy gently pushed Faith away from her. “My mother is downstairs, cooking breakfast for me, and my sister who is next door.” Buffy replied.

“So,” Faith said.

“So,” Buffy placed her hands on hips.

“Yeah, so, we’ve done it before.” Faith said.

“Well, not now, okay.” Buffy said, and Faith shook her head.

“Buffy,” Faith whined. “Come on, B. I really need you. Like really need you,” Faith looked at her crotch then back up at Buffy.

“I wish it wouldn’t have come back,” Buffy said.

“Why,” Faith said.

“Well, your acting like a guy,” Buffy said.

“No, I’m not,” Faith said.

“Yes, you are,” Buffy replied.

“No, I’m not,” Faith said.

“Yes, you are,” Buffy said.

“Buffy,” Joyce said. “Dawn, breakfast is ready,”

Buffy pushed Faith hard, and she fell onto the bed, and rolled over onto the floor with a loud thud. Faith sat up, and looked over at Buffy.

“No, I’m not,” Faith rolled underneath the bed. Joyce walked into the bedroom.

“I thought I heard a noise,” Joyce said.

“Oh, that was me of course. I got out of bed, and crash landed to the floor,” Buffy rubbed her arm, and grinned.

“Oh, well, breakfast is ready,” Joyce said, and shut the door. Faith sat up, and dusted herself off.

“Ever hear of dusting underneath your bed?” Faith asked.

“That’s funny coming from the girl who has her girlfriend clean her room for her.” Buffy smirked.

“I don’t make you clean my room. You do it because you love me.” Faith said.

“I do it, because I couldn’t stand to be in your room if I didn’t,” Buffy said.

“Yup,” Faith looked down at her crotch, and than back up at Buffy, she motioned toward her crotch. “You killed my hard on. Thank you,” Faith’s hands fell to her sides. “No reason for me to be here,” Faith said.

“That’s exactly what I meant by the guy comment. You get a dick, and all of a sudden you become a jerk, and the only thing you care about is that sausage hanging between your legs.” Buffy said.

“You didn’t seem to mind it, when you were on your knees, with it in your mouth.” Faith wriggled her eyebrows, Buffy grabbed a shoe and threw it at Faith’s head.

“Damn,” Faith muttered as she rubbed her head. “What the fuck, B.” Faith said.

“You’re such an ass. You know what,” Buffy said.

“What,” Faith said.

“You may have a big dick,” Buffy said.

“May have a big dick,” Faith replied.

“Okay, so you have a huge dick. You have a huge bat, but that doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to use it to hit a homerun.” Buffy said.

“Oh, that was pretty low.” Faith chuckled. “Maybe, I could hit a homeroom, if I had a good team to work with. I mean, it’s not fun, if you just lay there like a dead, cold, fish.” Faith said.

“It got you off. I don’t think I’m that bad.” Buffy said.

“Me, and my dick will be leaving,” Faith said.

“Yeah, I think that’s a good idea. Try not to trip over it, on your way out.” Buffy said.



Willow walked downstairs to answer the door.

“I suck in bed,” Faith said.

“Good morning to you, too.” Willow said.

“I need your help.” Faith said.

“Buffy, told me it was gone.” Willow replied.

“Well, it’s back.” Faith replied.

“Oh, well come in.” Willow said, and stepped back to let Faith inside. The brunette shut the door.

“I know it’s earlier, but I had to talk to someone about it. I went over to Buffy’s house, because I want to put this thing to you, but she’s acting like it’s bad thing.” Faith said.

“I’ve got some books upstairs,” Willow said.

“You’ve got books,” Faith grinned.

“Yes, I haven’t done anything yet, but when the time presents itself. I’ll be ready for it, at least I think I will.” Willow replied, and they headed upstairs, Willow shut the door.

“What do I do?” Faith asked.

“Well, I can make a more informed analysis if you let me see it.” Willow said.

“Willow Rosenberg, you want to see my junk.” Faith grinned.

“No, I don’t,” Willow said.

“Willow,” Faith said.

“Okay, so maybe I’m curious.” Willow said, and Faith unzipped her pants, and pulled out her dick. Willow’s mouth dropped open.

“It’s not even hard, but it’s,” Willow trailed off.

“Yeah,” Faith tucked herself back in. “So, can you help me doc?” Faith asked.

Part Nine - The Ruler


Willow began to look through her desk drawer, frantically throwing her personal items to her carpeted floor, Faith watched on slightly confused by Willow’s behavior. When she asked the red head for help, watching Willow rifle throw her things, wasn’t her idea of getting the help she needed to woo her girlfriend.

“Ah Ha!” Willow proclaimed, as she pulled a ruler, from the bottom of her desk drawer.

“What’s with the ruler?” Faith asked.

“You ever measure it?” Willow asked.

“Well, no,” Faith scratched the back of her head. “Never really got the chance,” Faith replied.

“Measure it,” Willow replied, and held the ruler out.

“Come on,” Faith chuckled. “You want me to measure it?” Faith asked.

“Yeah,” Willow nodded her head. “I mean from the eyeful I got, it looked pretty big, and it wasn’t even hard.” Willow said impressed by Faith’s dick size. “It wasn’t hard. Right?” Willow questioned.

“No, I don’t even have a chubby going on, but what does my dick size have to do with anything?” Faith asked.

“It had everything to do with it. Don’t you want my help?” Willow asked.

“Yeah, but I didn’t know I was going to have to measure my dick to get your help.” Faith replied.

“Size matters, but what also is equally important is what you do with it. You just can’t jam it in there, since you’ve got a considerable amount. I just want to know exactly what I’m working with, so I can give you the proper advice.” Willow replied, and Faith hesitantly raise her hand, and Willow arched her eyebrow, before Faith grabbed the ruler out of her hand.

“I’m doing this for her,” Faith said, and she turned away from Willow, and pulled out her dick once again.

“Someone is suddenly bashful,” Willow grinned, and Faith turned around with her dick in her hand, and placed the ruler at the base of her dick. “No cheating,” Willow said.

“Do you want to do this?” Faith asked.

“You go right ahead,” Willow replied, and grabbed a notebook, and a pen, and watched Faith intently.

“What’s with the notebook?” Faith asked. “Planning to sketch me in all my glory?” Faith smirked.

“Such a guy,” Willow muttered.

“Six and a half inches,” Faith said, and looked up at Willow. “Is that normal?” Faith asked.

“The average penis size erect is about six inches, but your still soft. You’re a above average.” Willow replied, and Faith began to grin.

“Above average,” Faith said, and looked down at her dick. “Cool, I wonder what it would measure if I’m hard,” Faith said.

“Let’s find out,” Willow replied, and she made a move to walk to her bedroom door. “I could give you a few minutes alone to get it up.” Willow suggested.

“I won’t need a minute,” Faith replied, and turned her back toward Willow. She wrapped her hand around her dick, and quickly stroked herself, over thoughts of Buffy on her knees servicing her.

“Whoa,” Willow uttered, when Faith turned around her dick had obviously grown several inches.

“Yeah, I know,” Faith grinned, and measure her hard dick. “Nine and a half inches,” Faith said.

“Double whoa,” Willow wrote down the result.

“It’s almost two inches thick,” Faith said, and Willow quickly wrote that down.

“Poor Buffy,” Willow shook her head. “I’m surprised she can walk,” Willow said.

“How bad did she make me out?” Faith asked.

“I’m just saying. I don’t know if I could take all of that.” Willow said, and Faith held the ruler out to Willow. “That’s okay, you can keep the ruler.” Willow said.

“What’s the big deal?” Faith asked.

“Your dick was all over it.” Willow replied.

“You’re the one who suggested I measure this sucker,” Faith motioned toward her extremely hard dick, that was still hanging out of the front of her jeans.

“I realize that, but still it’s kind icky to use a dick ruler for school.” Willow replied, and Faith took a step closer, and held out the ruler teasingly.

“Come on, Red. It’s just a ruler.” Faith said.

“Stay away from, Faith.” Willow took a step back.

“Afraid,” Faith said, and Willow took another step back, and Faith began to laugh, as she chased Willow around the room. Willow also began to laugh, and dropped her notebook to the floor. Faith grabbed Willow, and pressed her against her wall. “Dick ruler,” Faith teased, as she waved the ruler in Willow’s face, and Willow couldn’t stop giggling. Willow lowered her hands to Faith’s stomach. She knew that it was Faith’s vulnerable tickle spot, but she also wanted to touch Faith’s dick. She was just curious to see what it felt like. Her hands brushed against Faith’s dick, and the brunette looked down and realized that her dick was pressing up against Willow’s thigh, and she quickly took a step back.

“Sorry about that,” Faith said, and she placed the ruler into her back pocket. Faith quickly tucked herself back in, but her bulge was still quite obvious. “So, advice,” Faith said.

“Yeah, advice,” Willow nodded her head. “Uh, just make it about her. If she doesn’t think your out to get, that will make her feel special.” Willow said.

“I get it,” Faith snapped her fingers. “So, in order to get laid, I have to act like I don’t want to get laid.” Faith said.

“Are you even listening?” Willow asked.

“Yeah,” Faith trailed off.

“Faith, you came here for advice. Are you going to listen to what I have to say?” Willow asked.

“Yeah,” Faith replied.

“When the time comes when the both of you decide that you want to make love again, then you have to be gentle with her. You’re working with a lot, but that doesn’t necessarily make it better.” Willow explained, and walked over to her desk. She grabbed several books, and handed them to Faith.

“Homework,” Faith groaned.

“There are a few tricks in there, that you can use with your new member.” Willow replied.

“I guess it wouldn’t hurt to skim through them,” Faith said.

Part Ten - You Make Me Sick

The past week, Buffy hadn’t seen that much of her girlfriend Faith, and that bothered her greatly, but she had other things on her mind. She had been sick for the past week, which consisted of her waking up every morning, and saying hello to her toilet. She was afraid of what this all meant, because it could only mean one thing, and Buffy didn’t want to admit, because it was to bizarre to admit, but then again, there was that whole ‘Faith having a dick the size of California’. She was late, a month late, which tracked back to the one time she had slept with Faith. She didn’t even want to think, that at sixteen she could be pregnant. She was holding out hope, that she had some horrible life threatening virus, because to Buffy, that was a lot better than being pregnant.

Faith pulled up in front of Buffy’s house, she gave herself the look over in her rearview mirror. She wet the tip of her pinkie, and index finger with her tongue, and slide them across her eyebrows.

“Okay, slick. You’re going to charm the pants off her. You’ve got the chocolate, and the flowers, you can do this,” Faith said, and she grabbed, what she had dubbed her ‘romance item’s’ a small sized red box of five chocolates, and a measly arrangement of roses. She hadn’t read the books Willow had given her. She’d left them underneath her bed, out of sight of her father, and collecting dust. Faith ran up the steps, and pressed on the doorbell.

Buffy slowly walked downstairs, with her hand over her stomach. She could feel another wave of nausea coming over her, but she walked over to the front door, and pulled it back slowly to reveal Faith.

“Hey, Buffy.” Faith held out her ’wooing tools’. “I want to take you out, and show you how special I think you are,” Faith grinned, and Buffy clamped her hand over her mouth, and turned away from Faith, and ran upstairs. “That’s not how I thought it would go,” Faith muttered to herself. “B,” Faith called out, as she shut the door, and walked upstairs. She could her Buffy retching in her bathroom, and she walked inside holding the box of chocolates, and flowers. “You okay,” Faith said.

“No,” Buffy rested her head on the toilet. “It’s all your fault,” Buffy snapped.

“What,” Faith stood there completely confused. “What did I do?” Faith asked. “I’m trying to romance you,” Faith said.

“You romanced me alright, and look where it got me.” Buffy said.

“Okay,” Faith nodded. “So, it’s my fault you got sick,” Faith said.

“Yeah, actually it is your fault. Mrs. I’ll Pull Out Before I Cum,” Buffy said.

“You’re nuts,” Faith sighed. “Why do I even bother,” Faith turned, and walked out of the bathroom.

“Don’t you walk away from me,” Buffy said, as she stood up, and walked into her bedroom.

“So, I’m supposed to stick around, and be your punching bad. Screw that, B!” Faith tossed, the chocolates, and the flowers onto the floor.

“That,” Buffy pointed, to the spilled chocolates, and welted flowers. “Was supposed to impress me?” Buffy asked.

“I was trying to romance you,” Faith said.

“Romance me, with five chocolates, and four welted, and falling apart roses.” Buffy said.

“I made an effort,” Faith replied.

“No, you didn’t,” Buffy crossed her arms over her chest. “What was the next part in your plan?” Buffy asked.

“There wasn’t any plan,” Faith replied.

“You’re such a liar. I can see right through you Faith Danielle LeHane,” Buffy said.

“Oh, yeah! Buffy Anne Summers, your not the only person who can say someone’s full name,” Faith raised her voice, feeling completely stupid, with her lame attempt at a comeback.

“Are you going to say there wasn’t a plan?” Buffy asked.

“Okay, so maybe, there was a plan, but that’s out the window.” Faith shrugged her shoulders.

“I knew it! You only care about getting off.” Buffy said.

“So, not true.” Faith replied, and Buffy arched her eyebrow at Faith. “Okay, so maybe there is some truth to it, but it’s been like a month Buffy, and I could really use some physical contact.” Faith said, and Buffy ran back into her bathroom, and started to throw up. “B,” Faith walked into the bathroom, and Buffy had started to cry.

“Just leave, you big, stupid, jerk.” Buffy said.

“Hey,” Faith crouched down in front of Buffy. “What’s going on?” Faith asked, and Buffy wrapped her arms around Faith’s neck, and tightly held onto her girlfriend. “Baby, what’s wrong?” Faith asked.

“Aside from the fact that your idea of romance is horrible,” Buffy laughed.

“Yeah,” Faith laughed. “Hey, I’m Miss Romance,” Faith replied.

“Faith,” Buffy said.

“Okay, so maybe I’m not, but I’m so working on it. I even got these books from Willow,” Faith said, trying to smooth things over.

“Really,” Buffy pulled away, and looked into Faith’s eyes.

“Yeah, I swear on my comic book collection,” Faith replied.

“Well, then it must be true.” Buffy said.

“What’s wrong?” Faith asked.

“I think I’m pregnant,” Buffy whispered.

“Your what,” Faith stuttered.

“Pregnant,” Buffy whispered.

“It’s mine,” Faith said, and Buffy slapped Faith’s arm.

“Duh, you big dope.” Buffy said.

“Sorry, it’s just, last time I checked you needed a dick and,” Faith looked down at her crotch. “Oh yeah,” Faith said.

“Oh yeah,” Buffy replied.

“This is, I don’t even know,” Faith said.

“Yeah,” Buffy laughed. “It didn’t even take you a minute,” Buffy said.

“Okay,” Faith replied.

“You were in, and you were out,” Buffy laughed.

“Okay, B,” Faith sighed.

“I mean, I blinked and it was over,” Buffy continued to laugh.

“I get it, I suck in bed. Let’s not rehash.” Faith said.

“Sorry,” Buffy said.

“What do we do? Have you taken one of those test?” Faith asked.

“No, I’m afraid.” Buffy replied, and Faith nodded her head. “So, you’ll have to get the test.” Buffy said.

“No way,” Faith said.

“Hello, your girlfriend is an emotional wreck, it’s the least you could do impregnator.” Buffy said.

“I bought condoms, and that was a horrible experience. You ever have a lady old enough to be your grandmother, talking about the joys of sex with a ribbed condom?” Faith asked.

“This is how you treat the mother of your possible child,” Buffy said.

“Fine, I’ll get the damn test,” Faith sighed.



Faith walked into the local drugstore, and made a quick dash for the personal hygiene aisle.

“How did those condoms work out for you?”

Faith immediately recognized the voice, as she picked up a home pregnancy test. It was the condom lady.

“Not so well,” She commented, as she saw the home pregnancy test in Faith’s hand.

“I swear it’s not for me,” Faith said.



Buffy watched, as Faith unloaded a ton of pregnancy test from a plastic shopping bag.

“I never knew there were so many different kinds of test,” Buffy said.

“Neither did I, so I just grabbed all of them, I figure this way we can be completely sure.” Faith said.

Twenty - one test later the results were all the same.



Part Eleven - Excepting

Faith and Buffy, were sitting on the edge of Buffy’s bed, empty pregnancy test cluttered the floor, and the actual test cluttered Buffy’s bathroom sink.

“So, I’m going to be a dad,” Faith blinked. “Does that even make sense?” Faith asked, but Buffy didn’t reply. “I mean, your having my baby, by default that makes you the mom, what am I?” Faith asked, but Buffy still didn’t reply. “I’m only sixteen, B, but I’ll get a job, and will figure something out. I’m going to be the best dad or mom or whatever to this baby of mine that you’re carrying.” Faith explained.

“I don’t think that’s going to be necessary,” Buffy replied.

“What does that mean?” Faith asked.

“I don’t even know, if I want to have this baby, Faith. I’m only sixteen, and I have my entire life ahead of me.” Buffy said.

“This isn’t even open for discussion,” Faith stood up from Buffy’s bed. “You’re having our baby,” Faith said.

“My body,” Buffy stood up, and faced off with Faith. “My choice,” Buffy said.

“Oh, great,” Faith began to pace. “So, I don’t get a say in this, that’s completely screwed up, B.” Faith replied.

“What do you want from me?” Buffy asked.


“I want you to have this baby,” Faith replied.

“I don’t know, if I can do this with you.” Buffy said.

“What’s so wrong with me?” Faith asked.

“You’re immature,” Buffy laughed. “You’ve got a comic book collection,” Buffy said.

“Hey, plenty of people have comic book collections.” Faith said.

“They are called nerds.” Buffy countered.

“Why are you being so mean to me?” Faith asked.

“Do you even have to ask why? Shouldn’t it be obvious, that this is all of your fault.” Buffy said.

“I didn’t plan for any of this,” Faith said.

“You promised to pull out,” Buffy said.

“Great,” Faith ran a hand through her hair. “were back on that, it was an accident,” Faith said.

“If I have this baby, how can I be sure that you will stick by me?” Buffy asked.

“I love you, and I’m not going to walk out on you.” Faith walked over to Buffy, and wrapped her arms around Buffy’s waist, and pulled her close. “Will figure something out,” Faith said.

“You say that now,” Buffy said.

“I say it because I mean it, and that isn’t going to change,” Faith leaned in and kissed Buffy’s lips softly, but the blonde gently pushed her back.

“That’s how we got into this mess in the first place,” Buffy said.

“Well, since were already in a bit of a mess here,” Faith wriggled her eyebrows towards Buffy’s bed.

“Your impossible,” Buffy smiled.

“Come on, your already pregnant,” Faith said, and Buffy started to laugh.

“Don’t make me laugh, I don’t want to laugh, this is serious. What are we going to tell our parents?” Buffy asked.

“Immaculate conception,” Faith replied.

“I don’t think that’s going to work,” Buffy sighed, and rested her head against Faith’s chest.

“It worked for Mary,” Faith said, and she kissed the top of Buffy’s head. She softly caressed her girlfriend’s back. “I love you so much, right now.” Faith whispered, as her hands slowly moved down Buffy’s back, and underneath the back her shirt.

“We shouldn’t,” Buffy replied.

“Shouldn’t what,” Faith said, as she moved her finger tips slowly up down, the smooth, warm skin of Buffy’s back. Buffy looked up at Faith, and she leaned up and pressed her lips softly against Faith’s chin.

“I love you, and I really don’t know what I would do without you,” Buffy said, and Faith leaned down, and kissed Buffy’s forehead softly.

“Don’t have to worry about that,” Faith whispered, and Buffy grabbed the front of Faith’s T-shirt with both hands.

“You bug me,” Buffy said.

“You love me,” Faith grinned, as she continued to stroke Buffy’s bare back. Buffy slide her hands underneath the front of Faith’s T-shirt, and started to caress her stomach.

“I’ve always loved your stomach, it’s my favorite part of your body.” Buffy said.

“Here I thought you liked me for my wit and charm.” Faith grinned, and Buffy leaned up, and kissed Faith’s lips softly. She slowly moved her tongue against Faith’s mouth, and the brunette slowly opened her mouth for Buffy’s tongue.

Faith slide her hands from underneath the back of Buffy’s shirt, and slide her hands, over Buffy’s nice, tight bottom. Faith let out a small sigh, as she felt herself harden, and strain against her underwear and pants. Buffy felt Faith’s excitement against her thigh. Faith rested her forward against Buffy’s.

“Is this what I do to you?” Buffy asked, and Faith nodded her head, and Buffy leaned up, and pressed her lips against Faith’s once again. There tongues quickly meeting, and moving together. Buffy slide one of her hands from underneath the front of Faith’s T-shirt, and slowly moved it down to the bulge in front of Faith’s crotch, and softly began to stroke Faith’s dick through her jeans. Faith groaned against Buffy’s mouth, and took a firmer hold of the blonde’s ass, and pulled her close. Faith began to rock herself against Buff’s hand. Buffy pulled out of the kiss, with a smile on her face, her hand still stroking Faith’s dick through her jeans. “Take off your shirt,” Buffy said, and Faith quickly did away with her shirt and bra. Buffy slowly, moved backwards with both of her arms wrapped around Faith’s neck. They fell into bed, and both of them began to laugh.

“Your so beautiful,” Faith smiled, before she moved in, and started to kiss Buffy’s neck gently. Buffy ran her hands up, and down Faith’s back. Faith pulled back, and looked into Buffy’s eyes. “Marry me,” Faith said, and Buffy started to laugh. “What,” Faith said.

“Your just proposing because I’m pregnant,” Buffy said.

“It seemed like the right thing to say,” Faith replied.

“Let’s just focus on right now,” Buffy suggested.

“Sounds good to me,” Faith grinned, before moving in and kissing Buffy softly on the lips.

Part Twelve - The Pay off

Faith, slowly kissed down Buffy’s body, she stopped at Buffy’s breast, and lavished attention on her nipples. Buffy, ran her hands through Faith’s hair. She had desperately missed her girlfriend’s touch. Faith, was going to make this all about giving Buffy pleasure first. She moved away from Buffy’s erect nipples, and the blonde groaned. She missed the feeling, of Faith’s warm, and moist mouth, playing with her nipples. Faith slowly kissed her way down Buffy’s stomach, stopping just above Buffy’s belly button.

She studied the blonde’s stomach, and gently caressed, the well toned stomach. That would soon enough, start to swell, because there child, would be growing inside of Buffy.

“Hey,” Buffy said, and she caressed Faith’s face softly. “You okay?” Buffy asked.

“I love you,” Faith whispered, and she kissed Buffy’s stomach. “I love you too,” Faith whispered against Buffy’s stomach, before slowly moving, her kisses down.

“Love you so much,” Buffy whispered, as she felt, Faith part her slit, and slowly move her tongue inside of her. Faith took a firm hold of Buffy’s waist, as the blonde, clutched at the bed sheets, and thrust herself into Faith’s mouth. Faith loved going down on Buffy. “Just like that,” Buffy bit her bottom lip. “Yeah,” Buffy groaned.

Faith reached up, and grabbed Buffy’s breast, and started to pinch her nipple. Buffy arched her back, into Faith’s touch. Faith’s dick was throbbing, she wanted to be inside of Buffy, but at the same time, as much as she wanted to, she was afraid, of not being able to restrain herself. She continued to lavish attention, on Buffy’s soaked slit.

“Faith,” Buffy groaned, and Faith slowly, moved up Buffy’s body, and kiss her on the lips. There tongues meet, and Buffy tasted herself on Faith’s tongue. She wrapped her legs, around Faith’s waist, and pulled her close. She could feel Faith’s dick laying on her stomach. She wanted it inside of her. “I need more,” Buffy said.

“You sure,” Faith asked, and Buffy pushed Faith back slightly, and took Faith’s dick in her hands and pumped her shaft.

“Fuck, B,” Faith groaned, and Buffy moved Faith’s dick to her slit, and slowly worked the head up and down her soaked slit. She slowly moved Faith’s dick inside of her, until Faith’s entire length was inside of her. It hurt so much, and Faith slowly started to move inside of her. Buffy clutched at Faith’s back, digging her nails into the skin. The pain that came with Faith’s thickness, and length slowly became pleasure. Buffy wrapped her arms tighter around Faith, and the brunette continued to go slow.

“Just like that,” Buffy said, and Faith rested her body on top of Buffy’s, and buried her face in the blonde’s neck.

“Buffy,” Faith groaned, she was ready to cum, Buffy just felt so good. Buffy could tell that Faith was close. She grabbed her girlfriend’s face, and made Faith look at her.

“Nice, and slow,” Buffy said, and she kissed Faith’s forehead softly.

“Okay,” Faith closed her eyes tightly.

“Look at me,” Buffy whispered, and Faith slowly opened her eyes. She slowly moved inside of Buffy, as she stared into her eyes. She continued to move just like this, until she felt Buffy clench around her dick, and groan out her name, as she clawed up and down Faith’s back. That was enough to make Faith cum shortly after Buffy did.

“I love you,” Faith said, and she rested her entire body weight on Buffy for a few moments. She started to pull out.

“No, stay inside of me,” Buffy said, and soon enough they both feel asleep in each other’s arms.

Part Thirteen - Telling

What happens now? Faith looks down at a sleeping Buffy cuddled up against her. She runs her hands slowly up and down Buffy’s back. She’s going to have MY kid. She’s going to have OUR kid. Faith sighs and stares up at the ceiling. I’m scared here. I’m scared shitless.

Faith, think about her. She’s having your baby. Don’t you think she’s scared?

Faith kisses the top of Buffy’s head. I’m going to take care of EVERYTHING, Buffy. Faith wraps her arms around Buffy’s waist. I promise.

You’re going to take care of everything? How are you going to do that, Faith? You can’t even take care of yourself! You don’t even have a job! How are you going to take care of Buffy and a baby?

I don’t know…

Oh, isn’t that just great!

I don’t know, but I’ll figure it out. I’ll have to ask my dad for help.

Great idea. I’m sure he’ll be pleased to know that he’s daughter’s going to be a parent at sixteen. Isn’t that something every father wants to hear? No, it isn’t.

We’re not going to be able to do this alone.

Hmmm…so you tell daddy, and you think he is going to fix it, huh?

No, that’s not what I think.

Then what are you thinking?

There is no fucking way we can do this on our own.

Buffy slowly opens her eyes and a sleepy smile graces her features. “Hey,” Buffy kisses Faith’s chin softly, she draws patterns on Faith’s shoulder with her fingertip. “That was nice.” Buffy says.

“Yeah,” Faith smiles, she leans down and kisses Buffy softly on the mouth. “I love you,” She whispers against Buffy’s mouth. “I love you so much, Buffy.” Faith caresses Buffy’s face. “I’m making a promise to you, that I will take care of you and our baby, nothing is more important to me.” Faith says softly.

Buffy’s eyes start to water. “Faith,” Buffy’s voice cracks.

“Don’t cry,” Faith kisses Buffy’s forehead. “It’s can be that horrible to be stuck with me…for life.” Faith grins.

Buffy sits up and straddles Faith’s waist. Faith caresses Buffy’s stomach in complete awe. I can’t believe it. Something we made. Growing inside of her. Faith sits up and wraps her arms around Buffy’s waist. Faith kisses Buffy’s neck.

“I love you,” Kiss. “I love you,” Kiss. “I love you, Buffy.” Kiss.

Buffy giggles and strokes the back of Faith’s neck.

“You’re not so bad yourself.” Buffy teases playfully.

“So, who do we tell first?” Faith asks.

“I don’t want to,” Buffy hides her face in Faith’s neck. “Our parents are going to kill us.” Buffy whispers into Faith’s neck.

“No, they won’t, but I’m still scared…especially of your mother. I knocked her daughter up. I don’t think she’s going to be to happy with me.” Faith replies.

“Can’t we,” Buffy pulls back and looks at Faith. “Can’t we…just keep this to ourselves for awhile?” Buffy asks.

“I don’t think that’s one of your better ideas.” Faith replies.

“If we go to our parents now and tell them that we’re pregnant and on top of that we don’t have a plan, that isn’t going to work in our favor.” Buffy says.

“The longer we keep this from them, and than they find out, that’s definitely not going to work in our favor either.” Faith replies.

“So, basically you’re saying either way we can’t win.” Buffy says.

Faith nods her head. “Pretty much.” Faith replies.

“I’m scared,” Buffy confesses.

“Hey,” Faith whispers, she grabs a hold of Buffy’s face and caresses it gently. “So am I, but will do this together. I’ll be with you when you tell your mom.” Faith says.

“No,” Buffy shakes her head. “Not a good idea. She’ll probably be out for your blood. So, I think it’s probably better that you stay away when I tell her.” Buffy says.

“You sure?” Faith asks, slightly relieved.

“Yeah,” Buffy nods her head.

Faith sighs. “I should probably go home, and tell my dad. If you don’t see me again, will you tell the baby about me?” Faith asks.

“Don’t joke,” Buffy rests her head on Faith’s shoulder.



Willow pulls up to the Summer’s house with Dawn in the passenger seat. She notices that Faith’s car is gone.

“Thanks for the movie and lunch at Happy Burger.” Dawn says.

“No, problem. I always enjoy hanging out with you. I always wanted a little sister of my own.” Willow replies.

“I wish Buffy thought like that,” Dawn pouts. “Ever since she started to date Faith, that’s the only person she cares about.” Dawn says.

“Dawn, that’s so not true. Buffy cares about you, and she talks about you.” Willow replies.

“Yeah,” Dawn laughs. “She probably says things about me being a brat, right?” Dawn asks.

“No, she talks about how smart you’re for your age, and how you are cute.” Willow replies.

“Really?” Dawn asks.

“Really.” Willow smiles.



I miss her. It’s only been an hour, and I miss her. Buffy runs her hand over her stomach. I wonder if she misses me as much. Is she still going to love me nine months from now? She says she will, but…

Come on, Buffy. Faith, is a stand up person. She wouldn’t just leave you high and dry. Sure, she can be immature…really, really, really, immature, but she’s completely devoted to you.

Yeah. Buffy smiles, and wraps the sheets around her naked body.

You’re ruining her life.

What?

Do you think Faith wanted you to have this baby?

Of course she does.

I was thinking maybe she doesn’t want to lose you, and she figures she’ll just have to tolerate the baby you’re carrying.

Faith, isn’t like that, you said so yourself she was a stand up person.

Yeah, but people change and a lot can happy in nine months for her to change the way she feels about you. A fat pregnant chick, not so hot if you ask me.

Well, who asked you? I sure didn’t!

Buffy’s smile turns into a frown.

Okay, I’m taking off the gloves. I’m not going to sugar coat this disaster you’ve gotten yourself into. Faith, is a stand up person. I stick by that statement, but she’s completely immature. You and I both know that to be true. So, don’t even try to argue. She means well, but there is no way she’s going to be able to take care of you and a baby, and eventually she’ll bail, leaving you alone.

Buffy’s eyes start to water. No, she wouldn’t do that to us. Buffy runs her hand over her stomach, and starts to cry.

Dawn knocks on Buffy’s bedroom door. “Hey, Buffy. I’m guessing it’s safe to enter considering Faith’s car isn’t here.” Dawn walks into Buffy’s room, and sees Buffy crying.

“Don’t you knock?” Buffy snaps.

“I so knocked.” Dawn replies.

“Well, you should wait until I tell you that you can come in.” Buffy turns her back to Dawn.

“You, okay?” Dawn asks.

“Go away, Dawn!” Buffy snaps.

“I was just worried about you, Buffy. You don’t have to be so mean.” Dawn replies.

“Dawn, wait.” Buffy turns around to face Dawn. “I’m sorry.” Buffy sniffles.

“What’s wrong, Buffy? Faith, do something wrong?” Dawn asks.

“It’s hard to explain. You wouldn’t understand, Dawn.” Buffy replies.

“I’m not some dumb kid, Buffy.” Dawn says.

“I know,” Buffy sits up, and pulls the sheets up over her breast. “if I tell you something, you have to swear not to tell anyone else.” Buffy says.

“Okay,” Dawn nods her head.

“You swear?” Buffy asks.

“I swear.” Dawn replies.

“I’m,” Buffy swallows hard. “I’m pregnant, Dawn.” Buffy confesses.

“Pregnant,” Buffy nods her head, and starts to cry again.

“It’s okay,” Dawn walks over to Buffy and sits down next to her.

“No, it’s not okay. When I tell mom, she is going to kill me.” Buffy says.

Dawn wraps her arm around her sister’s shoulder. “I won’t let her. Faith, break up with you?” Dawn asks.

“No,” Buffy shakes her head.

“So, who is the father?” Dawn asks.

“It’s complicated…it’s…Faith.” Buffy replies.

“Do you think I’m stupid?” Dawn asks.

“I’m being serious, Dawn.” Buffy replies, and Dawn looks into Buffy’s eyes, and that’s all she needs to do to know Buffy is telling the truth.

“How?” Dawn asks.

“It’s complicated. Somehow…someway…Faith seemed to have the…equipment…and it just happened.” Buffy explains.

“Oh…so…what are you going to tell mom?” Dawn asks.

“I don’t know.” Buffy replies.

“I’ll be with you, and I’ll even help with the baby.” Dawn offers.

“You can be really sweet when you want too.” Buffy smiles.

Part Fourteen - Telling Xan

“The BEST burgers in town,” Xander mumbles with a mouth full of food, wiping his mouth with the of his hand.

“There’s this invention,” Faith snaps her fingers in faux thought. “it’s called the NAPKIN.” She laughs, and tosses a handful of napkins her best friend’s way.

“I don’t need no stinkin’ napkin.” He laughs.

“Yeah, you do, trust me on this one, buddy.” She points to the corner of her mouth.

He picks up a napkin and wipes his mouth.

“Better,”

Faith nods. “Yeah, I still have my appetite in tact,”

He crumbles up the napkin and tosses it at her and it lands in Faith’s glob of ketchup.

“SCORE!” Xander laughs pumping his fist into the air victoriously.

“or at least I did.” She pushes her tray forward.

He looks at Faith’s tray with her half eaten food on it. “What’s going?” He asks curiously.

“What are you talking about?” She looks out of the window at the Happy Burger Play Palace and feels her stomach tighten and twist at the sight of the of the kids playing.

“You hardly touched your food.” He points out.

“And that means something is wrong with me? Your logical is ASSSSSS - tounding.” She looks at him.

“Ouch! Right in the heart!” He exclaims covering his hands on his chest.

Faith sighs and shakes her head. “It’s nothing, Xan.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“I’m not askin’ you to believe me. Am I?” She snaps.

“I’ve known you literally since the sandbox. I know you better then anybody else. We’re each others best friends. If you can’t tell me. Who can you tell what’s bothering you?”

“Buffy’s,” She trails off and shakes her head.

“What? You two get into another fight?” He asks, concerned.

“No, it’s not that,”

“It can’t be that bad. She kill a man?” He laughs.

“No, she’s -- she’s pregnant.” She whispers.

“PREGNANT!” He exclaims wide eyed.

“You think you could hold it down?” She says embarrassed and looks around the fast food restaurant.

“Sorry,” He lowers his voice. “How could she do that?” He shakes his head in disbelief. “Bitch,”

“Don’t --,”

“She’s pregnant with --,”

“MY BABY.”

“Faith, I know you’re hurting, but --,”

“MY BABY.” She says sternly.

“I know you want it to be --”

“You’re not listening to me.”

“Yeah, I am, but you’re just not making any kind of sense.”

“We live in weird central. Lots of unexplained stuff happens everyday. Right?”

“Faith --,”

“Just nod,”

He nods his head.

“Anything is possible. Right?”

He nods again.

“What if I told you I woke up one morning with a certain appendage? The kind that would make it possible for Buffy to be pregnant with my kid.”

“I’d say that sounds like a really lame concept for a fan fiction story.” He cracks a smile and laughs.

Faith stares at him stone-faced.

“You’re not joking. Are you?” He asks, but already knows the answer to his question. He leans over and hits Faith in the arm. “Stupid!”

“What did you do that for, Xan?”

“You did the deed and didn’t wear a condom?”

“Yeah,” She nods embarrassed.

“You’ve got a -- dick and Buffy is pregnant. Did I get that right?”

“Yup,”

“What are you going to do? Did you tell your dad? Did she tell her mom?” He questions.

“I don’t know,” She replies irritated with his barrage of questions.

“Don’t snap at me, man. I’m not the one that told you to have sex without a condom.”

“I’m sorry -- it’s just -- it’s just a lot to take in. I’m clueless. I know nothing about taking care of a baby.” She sighs and runs a hand through her tousled hair.

“Whatever you need, Faith, I’m here for you.”

“Thanks, Xan,”

“Just don’t except me to take care of poop diapers.” He grins.

“Dirty diapers!” She groans and rest her head on the Formica table.

Part Fifteen - Blow Jobs Are Fun

“This is nice,” Buffy whispers and kisses Faith’s cheek.

Faith grins half heartedly. “Think about it as the calm before the storm, B,”

Buffy frowns and rests her head on Faith’s shoulder. She cuddles up against Faith on the couch. “I know,” She sighs.

“Tomorrow -- we’re telling them.”

Buffy nods. “I feel better about telling them together.”

“Yeah, instead of doing it separately.”

“Hey,” Buffy whispers.

“Yeah,” She looks away from the T.V.

“I love you.” She kisses Faith’s lips.

“You do?” She grins.

“Yeah,” She nods and kisses her again.

“I love you,” She caresses Buffy’s cheek and leans in for a kiss.

Dawn walks into the living room making a face. “Isn’t that what got the two of you into trouble in the first place?” She puts her overnight bag on shoulder.

Faith laughs. “Hey, squirt.”

Buffy rolls her eyes. “Why don’t you go outside and play?”

Dawn crosses her arms over her chest. “I don’t play.”

Buffy tilts her head in mock thought. “Why don’t you go outside and find some heavy traffic?”

Dawn makes another face. “You’re just SO funny!” She turns away from the couple and hesitates before turning back around. “So, you guys are going to tell them?”

“That’s the plan,” Faith replies.

“Yeah,” Buffy says.

“If I don’t make it out alive. You’re on diaper duty, squirt.” Faith grins trying to light the mood.

“Don’t even talk like that, Faith.” Buffy says.

“Good luck -- with you know -- telling them.” Dawn says.

“Thank.” Buffy smiles.

“I’m going over to Kathryn’s house to -- PLAY.” Dawn laughs and walks out of the living room.

“We should do something and celebrate our last night of true freedom.” Faith suggests.

“What did you have in mind?”

She shrugs. “Invite Xan and Will over. Order a pizza. Watch movies.”

“We could call them later.” Buffy smiles mischievously.

“Alright, what’s going on in the head of yours Buffy Summers?”

Buffy rubs Faith’s stomach. Faith grins goofily.

“Sex,” Faith claps her hands and laughs.

“You’re so silly, but so hot even when you’re being silly.” She continues to caress Faith’s stomach.

Faith inhales sharply feeling her dick harden and strain against her briefs. Buffy noticed the bulge in the front of Faith’s worn jeans and licked her lips in anticipation.

She slide her hand down Faith’s stomach and over her thigh caressing the bulge.

“Yeah,” Faith sighs and moves against Buffy’s hand.

“You want me to take it out for you?” She kisses Faith’s cheek.

Faith nods and Buffy unbuttons her jeans.

“You’re so hard.” She grins and moves to her knees onto the floor.
Faith lifts herself up and Buffy slips off her jeans.

“You want me to suck you off?”

Faith nods closing her eyes. “Yeah,”

Buffy rubs Faith’s dick through her briefs. “What do you want?”

“You want me to say it.” Faith grins.

“Yeah,” Buffy leans in and kisses Faith’s dick feeling the cotton briefs against her mouth.

“I want you to suck me off. Suck me off, Buffy.” Faith opens her eyes.

Buffy kisses the cotton covering Faith’s bulge. She strokes Faith’s dick through her underwear.

“Fuck,” Faith moves against Buffy’s hand. “You’re driving me fucking --,”

Buffy strokes Faith harder.

“Fuck,” Faith brushes Buffy’s hand away from her dick, and pulls her throbbing dick through the front of her briefs. The tip of dick was dripping with pre - cum. It was slowly slipping down her mushroom head.

Buffy leans in and licks the tip of her dick. “Mmm, good to the last drop.”

Faith grabs her dick and grins. “You like the taste of my cum?” She rubs her mushroom head against Buffy’s mouth.

Buffy licks the tip of Faith’s dick.

“You make me so hard, Buffy. Open your mouth.”

Buffy opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue. Faith hits Buffy’s tongue with the tip of her dick.

Buffy pushes Faith’s hands away from her dick and grabs it. She sucks on the tip of Faith’s dick.

“You’re so fucking good.” Faith closes her eyes and leans back on the couch resting her head.

Buffy takes more of Faith’s dick into her mouth with every lick, suck, and kiss of Faith’s dick.

Faith moves against Buffy’s mouth. She rests a hand on the back of Buffy’s neck. She slides her free hand up her shirt and pinches her nipple.

She was getting a blow job from her girlfriend in the middle of the afternoon without having to beg for one -- hell she didn’t even have to ASK for it. Life was GOOD.

She wants to make Buffy feel good and slides her hand from underneath her T-shirt. She opens her eyes and watches Buffy work on her dick sucking and stroking it.

She leans forward and slips a hand underneath’s Buffy’s T-shirt. She pinches her nipples through her bra.

Buffy pulls back and slips off her T-shirt. Faith strokes her dick. Buffy quickly takes off her bra and tosses it to the floor. Faith smacks Buffy’s breasts and nipples with her dick.

Faith grabs Buffy’s breasts and slides her dick between them and thrust herself against Buffy’s chest. Her dick meeting Buffy’s mouth and being licked with every thrust.

“Feel so good,” Faith groans trying to keep her dick in between Buffy’s breasts.

“You’re making me so wet.”

Faith grins and moves her hand to the crotch of Buffy’s shorts and slips her hand up Buffy’s thigh rubbing her through her soaked panties.

“What should we do about that?” Faith grins.

“I could think of a few things.” Buffy wiggles her eyebrows.

Part Sixteen - Short But Sweet

Faith was positive that she was going to pop off her hot and sticky load of cum the minute she felt Buffy tightly wrapped around her dick.

“Perfect fit,” Faith groans and slides her thick dick in deeper.

Buffy wraps her legs around Faith’s waist and digs her fingernails into Faith’s back.

Faith closes her eyes and buries her face in Buffy’s neck.

“You feel so fucking good, B,” She whispers against the hollow of Buffy’s neck. “FUCK, you feel so good.”

“You too,” She moves against Faith. “Fuck me, Faith.”

Faith moves harder against Buffy. She was never one to back down from a challenge. She thrust her dick in and out of Buffy.

Buffy can feel Faith’s throbbing dick, and she instinctively feels herself clench around. She’s already cumming before she knows what is happening.

Faith is still going though, feeling the build up and her release rip through her. Buffy getting off always made her shoot her load.

Hot and sticky cum dripped out of Buffy and Faith still moved against her until she could move no more.

Telling the Rents

Tonight is ‘The Night’ and Faith wants to disappear. She looks over at her pregnant girlfriend who doesn’t look half as nervous as she feels about the news they are going to share with their parents.

“Faith, you’re not eating. Are you alright? It’s not like you to pass up a free meal.” Joyce teases playfully.

“Yeah, I’m alright,“ Faith manages a smile and scoops up a spoonful of mash potatoes.

“I have to agree with Joyce here. You’ve barely touched your plate tonight. Are you sure you’re not sick?” Giles laughs.

“I’m 5 x 5, dad.” Faith scoops the mash potatoes into her mouth.

Buffy on the other hand has grown quite the appetite. “Mom, could you please pass the rolls?” She asks finishing off her second helping of mash potatoes.

“How about saving some for the rest of us.” Dawn says.

Buffy rolls her eyes.

“Dawn,“ Joyce says and hands Buffy the bowl and eyes the couple across from her.

“What did I do?” Dawn asks.

“Thanks,” Buffy grabs a roll and butters it.

“You know what you did,” Joyce says.

Dawn sighs and swirls her spoon in her mound of mash potatoes.

Joyce can’t put her finger on it, but she realizes that something is up with the pair. “It’s like the two of you have switched parts. I mean -- Faith is usually the one who has second helpings while I have to get you to finish the first helping, Buffy.” Joyce points out.

“I’m eating for two.” Buffy blurts out.

Dawn’s eyes go wide.

Joyce laughs. “Yeah, you’re eating for you and Faith tonight.”

Faith slouches down in her chair, feeling her stomach doing a series of twist and turns.

Buffy puts the roll down. “No, I mean -- I’m not eating for me and Faith. I’m eating for our -- child.” She whispers.

Joyce laughs hysterically looking at her daughter. “Pregnant,”

Giles doesn’t laugh though. He knows about his daughter’s extra appendage and he looks over at her.

Joyce’s laughter dies down when she realizes that no one else around the table is laughing. “You’re pregnant,”

Buffy nods and suddenly finds her plate interesting.

“Dawn,”

“Go to your room.” Dawn finishes her mom’s sentence and gets up from the table and quickly exit’s the dining room. She finds a prime spot on the stairs out of sight within hearing distance.

“Who -- is the --,” Joyce shakes her head.

“Me,” Faith speaks up, sitting up in her chair, and takes a hold of Buffy’s hand giving it a firm squeeze.

“Faith, that’s a very -- commendable thing that you’re trying to do --,”

“No, I am the father -- the mother -- whatever.” Faith cuts in.

“I know that you want to be, Faith --,”

“Joyce, she’s not lying.” Giles speaks up.

“Is this some kind of late April’s Fools joke?” She asks.

“Faith, has a --,” Giles trails off not entirely sure how to bring up the subject.

“I have a -- let’s just say that it’s possible for me to get Buffy pregnant.”

“That day I saw you buying condoms. They were really for you?” Joyce asks.

Faith nods.

“So, the two of you -- I need a drink.” Joyce says and rest her hand against her forehead.

“It just -- kind of happened.” Faith says.

Giles looks at Faith. “It just kind of happened? I thought I raised you better than this, Faith.” He shakes his head.

“Dad,”

“You have no idea what you’ve gotten yourself into.”

“How far along are you?” Joyce asks.

“About a month,” Buffy speaks up.

“A month -- have you gone to a doctor?” Joyce asks feeling protective mother kick in over everything else.

“No,”

“We’ve to make an appointment for you as soon as possible.”

"So, you're okay with this?" Buffy smiles feeling slightly relived.

"I didn't say I was okay with this, but you're my daughter and I want to make sure that you and the baby are alright." Joyce replied.

Break Time

“Grace,” Buffy says softly patting her newborn daughter’s back. She was trying to get her to stop crying, but nothing seemed to work and she was becoming increasingly frustrated. She knew it was going to be hard, but she had no idea it was going to be this hard.

Faith walked inside unbuttoning her Double Meat Palace shirt. She could hear Grace screaming her head off. And she wanted to run upstairs and take a shower and get this burger stench off of herself, but she knew Buffy had a rough go of it.

“Hey,” Faith walked into the living room watching Buffy pace back and forth patting their daughter on the back whispering to her softly.

“She won’t stop crying,”

Faith walks over to Buffy and holds out her hands. “Where’s your mom?”

“She’s still at the gallery.”

Grace slowly quiets down.

Buffy frowns. “How do you do that?”

Faith shrugs. “Guess, she’s just a mama’s girl.” She smiles.

“How was work?”

“Hell. We were busy and shorthanded.” Faith looks at Grace. “Why were you giving mommy a hard time. Huh?”

“She doesn’t like me,” Buffy’s eyes start to water and she bursts into tears.

“B, come on,”

“I just -- she always goes to you over me and I’m the one that spends all day with her.” She throws her hands up in frustration and walks out of the living room.

Faith sighs sitting down on the couch. She looks down at Grace in her arms. “I thought we had this talk already. You were suppose to cut out all that crying.” She kisses the top of Grace’s thick dark brown hair.

Grace replies with a series of squeals and grabs at Faith’s name tag.

“Your mommy is having a hard time. So, cut her some slack. Alright?”

Grace looks up at Faith tilting her head as if she is processing Faith’s words. Faith stares in Grace eyes, which are essentially Buffy’s eyes. She was the perfect combination of both of them. Grace starts to make a funny face.

“You’re pooping. Aren’t you?”


****


Buffy is laying face down in her pillow crying. Faith walks into the bedroom holding Grace. “I just finished changing the poop machine.”

Buffy sits up in bed. “I’m a crap, mom,”

“You’re not a crap, mom, alright. Look -- how about you take the night off and hang with Willow.”

“I can’t let you take care of Grace alone it wouldn’t be fair.”

“Come on -- your mom will help out when she gets home, and my dad is always a phone call away. I’ll be fine.”

“I don’t know --” Buffy trails off.

Grace starts to get fussy in Faith’s arms. “I think someone wants you.” She smiles.

“The only time she wants me is when she is hungry.”

Faith hands Buffy their daughter. “It’s a Friday night. Go out and have some fun. I got it covered.”

“All I want to do is just -- take a nice warm bath and a nice long nap.”

“Ok, then me and Gracie here are gonna go out.”

Buffy arches an eyebrow. “Oh, yeah,”

Faith nods. “Yeah,”

“Thank you,” Buffy got out of bed and kissed Faith’s lips softly.

“You’re welcome,” Faith returns Buffy’s kiss.


****


Xander laughs.

“What?” Faith looks over at her friend as they walk through the park.

“You’re like a dad…” He grins.

Faith shakes her head. “You’re like an idiot.”

“Yeah, I’m the one who got my girlfriend pregnant.”

“At least I have a girlfriend.” Faith smirks.

“Ouch! Right for the jugular.” He laughs.

“It’s pretty weird. I admit that.”

“That’s not the understatement of the year. How are things going on the home front?”

Faith shakes her head. “It’s hard, man. You know Mrs. S is trying to be understand, but I think there is totally a part of her that hates my guts.”

“Understandable.”

Faith nods. “Going back and forth between my house and Buffy’s is a pain in the ass.”

“Hey, no, cussing in front of the kid.”

“She’s asleep Faith looks down at the stroller.”

“So --”

“So, when you have a kid then you can not curse in front of them.”

“No, thanks, I’m having too much fun being a teenager.”

Faith sighs. “I remember what that was like.” She walks over to a bench and sits down. “Juggling school, work, and a baby is hard stuff. I mean -- I knew it wasn’t gonna be easy, but --” She shakes her head. “And on top of that Buffy won’t have sex with me. She’s like NEVER in the mood, man.”

“That sucks.”

Faith nods her head. “You have no idea.”

“I think I do. Hey, how about I grab us some hotdogs.”

“Yeah, because that’s the answers to my problems.” She grins.

“You never know. I’ll be right back.” He gets up and leaves.

Faith sits on the bench looking at a sleeping Grace and a smile spreads across her face. She was worth all the hardship.

“Faith,”

Faith looks up. “Cordy,” She smiles.

Before Buffy there was Cordy and her and Faith shared one very hot month together before she hooked up with Buffy.

“What are you doing in the park?”

“My little sister,” She points to a sandbox nearby where a miniature Cordelia Chase in training was holding court.

“Oh,”

Cordelia sits down next to Faith and looks at Grace.

“She’s got Buffy’s nose.” Cordelia laughs.

“It totally works for her though.” Faith smiles.

“Yeah, it does, she’s gorgeous.”

“Thanks,” Faith grins proudly. Grace always received a ton of compliments wherever she went.

Cordelia patted Faith’s thigh briefly. “So, I haven’t seen you around lately.”

“Yeah,” Faith nods. “What can I say? I don’t have much time for a social life.”

Cordelia had to sneak a touch of Faith’s dick. It had gotten around about Faith’s appendage, but in Sunnydale this was one of the more ‘normal’ things to happen. Cordelia was extremely curious and slightly jealous that she hadn’t been around to enjoy Faith’s new part.

“That’s too bad,” Cordelia reaches out again and rubs Faith thigh her hand lingers.

Faith looks at Cordelia’s hand her dick growing. She looks up at Cordelia. “Yeah,”

Cordelia slowly pulls her hand away. “You should try to make some time or you’ll go crazy.”

“Cordy,” Xander mumbles with a mouthful of hotdog.

Cordelia rolls her eyes in irritation and gets up. “Later, Faith, and would it hurt you to swallow, Harris?” She walks off.

“What a bitch.” Xander hands Faith her hotdog.

“I thought you were against cussing in front of kids.” Faith smirks.

“Like you said…she’s asleep.”

And A lot of Stuff Happens

Buffy swats Faith’s hands.

Faith grins mischievously, “Come on, B, she’s asleep,” She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively.

Buffy looks over at their daughter. “I think we should take advantage of this opportunity.”

Faith smiles nodding her agreement. “Great minds think a like, B,”

Buffy turns on her side closing her eyes. “I’m so tired.” She yawns.

“That’s not what I had in mind.”

“Faith, I’m just really tired.”

“Yeah, you’re always tired.” Faith sits up in Buffy’s bed.

“What’s that suppose to mean?”

“What do you think?” Faith snaps and gets out of bed.

“Oh, so, I don’t want to have sex because I’m TIRED and you get all bratty?” Buffy crosses her arms over her chest.

Faith gets dressed. “You haven’t wanted to have sex since Grace was born. You’re always putting me off with some lame excuse.”

“That’s not true,” Buffy hesitates.

“Yeah, I’m just making it up.” She replies sarcastically walking over to Grace’s crib and leaning over kissing her daughter’s forehead softly.

“Where are you going?” Buffy asks with a bit of panic in her voice.

“Home,”

“You’re so immature, Faith.” Buffy rolls her eyes.

Faith walks out of Buffy’s room and closes the door behind herself.


****


“What happened with Faith?” Joyce asks.

Buffy sighs switching Grace to her other breasts. “I don’t know,”

“You mean she just left without explaining herself?” Joyce sits down across from Buffy at the kitchen table.

“No, we just --,” Buffy couldn’t talk to her mother about sex. “--it’s nothing. We just both needed some space.”

“Whatever it is -- the two of you need to work through it because you have a daughter to raise together.”

“I know --,” Buff looks down at Grace.


****

Faith is eating a bowl of cereal watching Saturday morning cartoons. Giles walks into the living room surprised to see her.

“I thought you were at Buffy’s.”

“I was -- until we got into an argument and I left.”

“What was it about?”

“Sex,”

“What happened?”

“It’s what didn’t happen. She’s never in the mood. She’s on birth control. So, it’s not like she’s gonna get pregnant.”

Giles shakes his head. “Do you realize how you sound?”

“Yeah, I know -- kinda selfish, but, I mean -- dad. I’m only human and I’ve been pretty patient.”

“Instead of sitting here eating cereal you need to go and sort things out with Buffy for the sake of your child.”

“I just want a day off.” Faith whines.

“Well, you should have thought about that before you had unprotected sex.” Giles takes the bowl of cereal away from her.


****


“I got it!” Dawn shouts opening the front door.

“Hey, squirt,” Faith steps inside.

“Why didn’t you just use your key?”

“I’m kind of in the dog house.” Faith replies.

“Yeah, you sure are,” Dawn grins.

“So, where is Buffy?”

“She went out.”

“She went out?”

Dawn nods walking into the living room and sitting down on the couch. “Yup, she went over to Willow’s and took Grace with her.”

“Alright, thanks,” Faith turns to walk out.

“Faith,” Joyce calls out.

“Hey, Mrs. Summers,” Faith turns around.

“Can I talk to you in the kitchen?”

“Sure,” Faith fallows Joyce.

“I don’t know what happened with you and Buffy but you need to be an adult about the situation and --”

“Me,” Faith laughs. “What about Buffy?”

“She’s not the one who left.”

“I left for a good reason.”

“What reason could you have for walking out on your daughter?” Joyce crosses her arms over her chest.

“I didn’t walk out on Grace!” Faith says angrily. “I’d never do that! I just had to blow off some steam. The last time I checked there wasn’t anything wrong with that.”

“You can’t just walk away every time something gets too difficult for you to handle.”

“You don’t understand,”

“I understand perfectly. You’re just like Hank. Things got too hard and he would just take off and never deal with the issue at hand.”

“Hey! I’m busting my ass here and all you give me is crap!”

“That’s not true,” Joyce scoffs.

“Yes, it is! Ever since you found out Buffy was pregnant nothing I do is good enough from her or my daughter. I’m busting my ass at a crap job making minimum wage at a job I hate trying to provide for my daughter! Yeah, we screwed up, but when are you going to let it go? Would it be asking too much for you to cut us a break?”

“I cut you two enough breaks and look what happened. Buffy got pregnant.”


****

“It’s not that I don’t want to have sex with her, god, believe me when I say that I do. It’s just that, I feel so -- blah.” Buffy confides.

“Buffy, you’re beautiful and Faith thinks you’re beautiful or she wouldn’t be trying to sleep with you. And of course she loves you for you and not your body.” Willow replies, making face at Grace laying on a mat on her living room floor.

“Yeah, but the thing is I don’t feel so hot lately. I mean -- I still got this baby weight.”

Willow snorts. “Yeah, like what did you gain like ten pounds in your bra.” She laughs. “Buffy, this is silly,”

Grace screeches and tries to grab Willow’s long red hair.

“I think Grace agrees with me. I mean -- you two were having tons of sex right up until you actually had Grace.”

“Yeah, but my hormones were all out of whack. I’ve never been that horny in my entire life.” Buffy laughs.

“Just tell her how you feel. I’m sure she’ll understand if you’d just explain it.”

“Maybe,”


****


Faith was sitting at booth in Double Meat Palace sipping on a shake. She had become addicted to the food since working there. After the blow up with Joyce she stopped in because she always ate when more when she was stressed out.

“Faith,”

Faith looked up to see Cordy standing in front of her.

“We gotta stop meeting like this,” Faith smiles.

Cordy slides into the booth next to her.

“You stalking me?” Faith laughs.

“You wish,” Cordelia smirks. “I just stopped in for a shake. I’m addicted to them.”

“Yeah, they are pretty good.”

“So, no baby in tow today?”

“Nah, B, has her.” Faith sighs.

“Oh,” Cordelia reaches out and pats Faith’s thigh. “You alright? You seem kind of down.”

“Yeah, and Buffy are going through some crap.” She replies.

Cordelia rubs Faith’s thigh. “That sucks. You want to talk about it?”

“What it boils down to is that I’m horny as hell and Buffy just isn’t into it.” Faith laughs.

“Sounds like an easy problem to fix.” Cordelia rubs her hand over the crotch of Faith’s jeans.

“What are you doing, Cor?” Faith breathes in sharply.

“I just want to help.” Cordelia grins and leans in. “We could go to our special place.”

“Okay,”


****


Willow stares at Grace. “She’s like the ultimate combination of the best of you and Faith.”

“Yeah,” Buffy smiles. “You should see the looks we get when the three of us go out. They can’t decided who gave birth to her. It’s kinda funny. Grace is definitely a mama’s girl. She totally takes to Faith and I get left out. I’m just the milk machine.” She laughs trying to have a sense of humor.

“I still can’t believe you’re a mommy.”

“Sometimes neither can I but I don’t regret having her. She’s been good for us -- I mean like, Faith, is totally more responsible and she’s so good with Grace it’s amazing really the changes that she’s shown in such a short amount of time. She’s just so involved in every aspect. I don’t know what I would do if she wasn’t, Will. I love her so much.”


****


The abandoned drive in had been a favorite of Cordelia’s for her and Faith to visit when they dated briefly. She loved the naughtiness of being outside.

She had rubbed Faith’s dick through her jeans the entire ride over to the drive in and had pulled it out as soon as Faith pulled behind the dilapidated screen.

Faith moved against Cordelia’s hand loving the feeling of someone else besides herself working her shaft.

“You like that?” Cordy grins.

“Yeah,”

“You want me to suck your dick?”

Faith nods. “Yeah, put your mouth around it.”

Cordelia leans over in the car thinking about how she is going to take a dick Faith’s size into her mouth.

“I’ll try,” Cordy laughs.

Faith closes her eyes, feeling Cordy go down on her tounge licking the head of her dick.

Don’t Waste It

Harder,” Cordelia hisses into Faith’s ear, wrapping her legs tightly around Faith’s waist pulling her closer and pushing Faith’s dick further inside of her.

“I’m gonna cum,” Faith groans and tries to pull out.

“Don’t waste it.” She sucks on Faith’s earlobe.

“Fuck,” Faith’s body spasms.

“Yeah, cum inside of me, Faith.”

Faith dick squirts her hot sticky load inside of Cordelia. She jerks against Cordelia continuing to cum.

“Feels so good,” Cordelia kisses Faith’s neck.

Faith laughs. “You made me cum so fucking hard.” She says huskily.

“Glad to be of service,” Cordelia laughs.

Faith pulls her dick out of Cordelia and stuffs it back into her jeans.

“We should do this more often.” Cordelia smiles sliding off the hood of the trunk.

“I don’t think, Buffy, would like that too much.”

“Well, Buffy, doesn’t have to know.”

“Yeah, but I do,” Faith sighs.

Cordelia shakes her head. “Don’t get an attack of conscious after you just fucked me.”

****


Buffy sits down next to Willow on the floor. “She’s usually more fussy with me, but for some reason she’s been on her best behavior.” She rubs Grace’s stomach. “She’s been a good girl.”

“You’re totally more than just a milk machine,” Willow says good naturedly.

“Yeah,” Buffy smiles running a hand through the top of Grace’s unruly mop of hair. “She’s got this whole natural faux hawk thing going on. Faith gets a kick out of it. She loves her, mama.”

“I’d like to borrow, Faith,”

“Huh?” Buffy looks over at Willow.

“So, we can make a beautiful baby of our own together.” Willow laughs.

“Don’t forget that Grace is a combination of us both I had a little bit to do with something in the looks department.” Buffy smiles.

“Yeah, but Faith has the proper equipment,”

“And then some…”

Buffy and Willow both break out into a fit of laughter and Grace squeals in delight.

“You ever think about populating the world with your genetically perfect offspring?” Willow teases playfully.

“I think one is enough for the both of us. In the future though,” Buffy shrugs. “I could see a kid or two when we are older and financial able to raise another child on our own without the help of our parents. I’d like Grace to have someone to grow up with, but I don’t know if that’s going to happen considering we are no way close to where I think we should be to have a second child. So, it’s all about Grace and Faith for me.”


****


Faith pulls into the parking lot of The Double Meat Palace. Cordelia leans over and Faith pulls back.

“I don’t think that’s such a hot idea,”

“Yeah, I guess -- I mean -- we wouldn’t want Buffy to find out.”

“So, make sure you don’t go back to your lemmings and tell them about what happened.” She looks over at Cordelia.

“I swear I won’t breathe a word of this to anyone, Faith. Girl Scouts Honor.” She smiles.

Faith scoffs. “Girl Scouts Honor.” She shakes her head.

“Seriously, you have my word, Faith,” Cordelia rests her hand on Faith’s thigh.

“Thanks,”

Cordelia opens the car door and gets out.

Faith looks down at her crotch. “Down boy,”

The Call

“You’re mama’s little girl,” Faith kisses the top of her daughter’s head.

“So, what do you think, Faith?” Buffy asks, holding up two infant dresses.

Faith shrugs. “B, they’re both pink,”

“Mom!” Buffy calls out walking out of their bedroom.

Faith looks at Grace in her arms. “Sorry, kid, but this whole family portrait thing is a big deal to her. Mommy wants it to be perfect.”

Buffy walks back into the bedroom. “She likes the one with the flowers. What do you think?”

Faith sighs, “B, they’re BOTH pink. What’s the big deal? You know, just pick a dress and lets get this show on the road. We are going to miss our appointment.”

“It’s a big deal because this is our first professional picture together as a family. And I thought that would mean something to you, but obviously it doesn’t.”

Faith rolls her eyes. “That’s not true, B, it’s just -- I’m not good with this type of stuff. You know, picking out dresses and everything you own that department.” She grins trying to smooth things over. She hated to argue in front of their daughter no matter how minor the argument.

“I just want everything to be perfect.” Buffy frowns her eyes begin to water in frustration.

“Hey,” Faith walks over to Buffy and kisses her forehead softly. Grace squeals in delight. “Don’t get stressed out about this, B, there will be plenty of family pictures in our future. Alright? I think the dress with the flowers on it is very nice.”

“You do?” Buffy asks.

“Yup,” Faith nods and smiles.

“I’ll take Grace and get her dressed. What are you wearing?”

“Clothes,” Faith makes a playful face.

Buffy sticks our her tongue. “You’re just so funny.”

“Yeah, you know you love me.”

“You’re lucky that I do.”

“Ouch,” Faith puts her hand over her chest and laughs. Her cell phone starts to ring and she grabs it out of the front pocket of her jeans. She flips it open and sees Cordelia’s name on the screen.

“Who would be calling this early in the morning?” Buffy asks, setting Grace on the bed and taking off her pajamas.

“It’s not that early,” Faith replies. “Hey,” She says into the phone.

“It’s ten,” Buffy says.

“It’s work,” She lies.

Cordelia laughs. “Work. Is that what we do?”

“They better not be asking you to come in on your day off.” Buffy says.

“What’s going on?” Faith asks, trying to play it casual.

“I was thinking if you could get away for a few hours. We could meet up at our special spot.” Cordelia says.

“I can’t,”

“Oh, come, Faith, I’m sure you could get away for a few hours.”

“We are taking a family portrait this morning.” Faith replies.

“I thought you told him that?” Buffy asks trying to put the dress on a squirming Grace.


“I did,” Faith replies.

“How about afterwards?” Cordelia asks.

“Can I call you back?” Faith asks.

“Sure, how long?”

“I’ll call you back like in a minute.”

“Ok, bye,”

“Bye,” Faith flips her cell phone shut.

“He asked me to come in afterwards.”

“Faith,” Buffy says disappointedly.

“I didn’t say I would.”

“Yeah, but you’re asking me if you can.”

“Well, I mean -- the more I work, B, the better I can provide.”

“I know -- but, this was suppose to be the day we spent together. I mean -- aside from us seeing each other at school. You always seem to be working lately.”

“If I don’t work then I’m some kind of a deadbeat and I don’t want your mom thinking of worse of me.”

“I know that you’re not a deadbeat. And my mom doesn’t think that of you.”

“Buffy, come on, your mom isn’t exactly thrilled with me.”

“You’re a good mother to Grace, and you’re doing the best you can. I think you’re doing damn good. You deserve a day off. So, you should spend it with me and our daughter.”

Faith nods. “You’re right. I’ll call him back and let him know.’

“Good,” Buffy smiles and turns back to take care of Grace.

Faith flips open her phone and dials Cordelia number. She doesn’t have to wait for the sound of Cordelia’s voice on the other end.

“Hey, I can’t,”

“Why not?”

“It’s a family day.”

“And you can’t get away?”

“No, sorry,”

“You suck,” Cordelia closes her cell phone.

US

Cordelia yawns sitting up in her bed. “Where are you going?”

“Home,” Faith pulls back the comforter and gets out of bed.

“I think you should stay,” Cordelia places a hand on her stomach. “with US.”

“What are you talking about?” Faith asks and grabs her boxer briefs from the floor and slips them on.

“What do you think I’m talking about?”

Faith rolls her eyes in irritation. “Cordy, I don’t have a clue. I get enough of this at home with, Buffy, if you have something to say -- just say it.”

“I’m pregnant,”

Faith feels like the wind has been knocked out of her. Cordelia waits for Faith to react, but she just stands there with a deer in the headlights look plastered onto her face.

“Faith, say something -- I just told you I was pregnant with your child.”

“I heard you,” Faith runs a hand through her hair. “I thought you were on the pill.”

“I never said I was on the pill you.”

“Bullshit, Cordelia!” Faith raises her voice in anger.

“You just ASSUMED --,”

“And, you let me think it!”

“You thought what you wanted too, Faith.”

“We’re having sex without condoms! What was I suppose to think, Cordelia?”

“You could have asked.”

“You could have fucking told me!” Faith points at her. “I can’t do this, Cordelia! I can’t fucking do this again! It’s hard enough trying to balance my life!”

“Why is EVERYTHING about you? What about me?”

“What about you?”

“Fine! I’ll just get an abortion!”

“I don’t want you to get an abortion. Alright? I just -- if Buffy finds out. She’ll fucking leave me, and she’ll NEVER let me see Grace.” Faith sits down on the edge of the bed.

“You’ll have us.” Cordelia replies.


****


Buffy sits up on the couch when she hears the sound of the front door. “Faith,” She calls out sleepily.

“Buffy,” Faith walks into the living room. The only light coming from the muted television. “What are you doing up?”

“I wanted to wait up for you.”

“You didn’t have to do that,”

“Where were you?” Buffy asks.

“Work.”

“You’re never this late coming home.” Buffy says.

“Yeah, well, I drove around for a bit. I had to unwind before I came home. I’m going to go upstairs and take a shower.”

“Faith, we need to talk.”

“Can’t this wait until tomorrow morning, B?” Faith asks.

“I just wanted to say that I appreciate you being patient with me these past several months, and I wanted to show you my appreciation. I want you to sit down on this couch and get the best blow job of your life.”

“B, honestly, I’m just really beat. I just want to take a nice warm shower, and fall into bed.”

“Oh, ok,” Buffy replies stunned and feeling slightly hurt by Faith’s brush off.

The Two Faith’s

Faith looks over at Buffy sleeping besides her. She reaches out and caresses Buffy’s cheek.

“Faith,” Buffy opens her eyes. “is Grace up?”

“No, she’s still asleep.” Faith continues to caress Buffy’s cheek. “I miss you,”

“Silly, I’m right here.”

“You know what I mean, B,” Faith runs her thumb slowly across Buffy’s bottom lip.

“I know things have been hard,”

Faith’s eyes fill with tears. She wanted to tell Buffy the truth, but she didn’t want to lose her and Grace.

“What’s wrong?” Buffy asks.

Faith closes her eyes. “Nothing, B, I’m just being -- stupid.”

Buffy leans in kissing Faith softly on the lips. “What’s wrong?”

Faith opens her eyes. “I love you,”

“I love you too,” Buffy smiles.

“I love Grace.”

“I know and I love you for giving her to me. And, everyday she gets more and more like you.”

“Don’t say that,”

“Why shouldn’t I say that? I look at her and I you and I see me.”

“What’s so great about me?”

“You’re so good to her.”

“B,”

“Yeah,”

Faith shakes her head. “I just -- sometimes I wonder if I’m just going to screw her up.” She laughs half heartedly trying to brush off the seriousness of the conversation.

“The first kid is always the practice kid.” Buffy tries to get Faith to laugh but it doesn’t work. “You’re a great parent. Is that why you’re upset? You don’t think you’re a great parent?”

“Yeah, that’s it, B,”

“You love your daughter and that shows, Faith. I wouldn’t have wanted this with anyone else.”


****


Cordelia stares at herself in her locker mirror as her friends mull around her catching up on the latest round of gossip in between classes.

“Could you tone it down a notch!” Cordelia snaps, slamming her locker shut, and turning around to face her friends. She sees Faith headed up the hallway alone, and decides to take advantage of this rare opportunity to get talk with Faith alone. “I’ll catch up with you guys in gym.” She walks off not waiting for a response.

“What crawled up her ass and died?”

“Yeah, she’s been WAY more cranky then usual!”

“Definitely not her usual bitchy self!”

“Hey, Faith,”

“Oh, Hey, Cordy,”

“Did we forget how a phone works?”

“Cordy,” Faith sighs. “I’ve just been really busy.”

“Yeah, right,”

“I just --,”

“You just don’t care.”

“Cordy, that’s not true. It’s just that --,”

“You don’t care!” Cordelia huffs and starts to walk off. She knows how to get a reaction out of Faith and isn’t surprised when Faith’s grabs her by the arm and pulls her back.

“I DO care!” She lets go of Cordelia’s arm.

Cordelia crosses her arms over her chest biting back a smirk. Faith is doing exactly what she wants, drawing attention to them to get people talking, and hopefully word will get back to Buffy about her and Faith’s spat in the hallway.

Faith takes a deep breath. “If people see me hanging around you, Buffy, might get ideas about the two of us.”

“She’d be right,”

“Cordy, I care about you. I mean -- you’re carrying our child, but I just can’t be there the way you need me to be for you.”

“Oh, so, you’re going to turn your back on your responsibilities?”

“I’d never turn my back on my responsibilities. It’s just not going to be the way you want.”

“So, our child will just be some dirty little secret?”

“Could you keep your voice down? I just need more time. I have to figure out how to tell, Buffy, without losing her.”

“You might want to prepare yourself for the fact that, Buffy, just might not forgive you.”

“You’d love that. Wouldn’t you?”

Cordelia shrugs. “I hadn’t thought about it.”

“Yeah, right,”


****


“So, Wills,” Xander throws his arm around Willow’s shoulder. “You and me. Monster movie marathon?”

“Sure, sounds like a good time.”

“Faith, doesn’t have time for monster movie marathons.” He frowns.

“Oh, I know you miss your best friend, but she’s got a kid, Xan, she can’t hang out like she use to with you. Don’t think I don’t miss, Buffy, but I understand that their priorities are different.”

“Yeah, I understand, still miss hanging out with my best friend.”

“I’ll buy you an ice cream sandwich at lunch.”

Xander’s face lights up. “You sure know how to cheer a guy up.”

“Whoa,” Willow stops walking.

“What?”

“Faith and Cordelia,” She points.

Xander follows Willow’s finger into the direction she is pointing. He sees Faith and Cordelia sharing some obviously heated words between each other.

“What would the two of them have to talk about?” Willow asks.

Xander shrugs. “Beats me.” He says disinterested.

“I don’t like it,” Willow frowns.

“Oh, come on, Wills. Cordy probably said something uber bitchy and Faith is giving it right back to her.”

“I don’t think that is what this is, Xander.”

“How can you tell? You can’t even hear what they are saying.”

Willow makes a face. “I don’t need to hear what they’re saying. It’s all in their body language.”

Xander rolls his eyes. “It’s all in your head. Look, we gotta trek half way across campus or we’re going to be late for Jackson’s class. You know, he’s a total Nazi when it comes to students being late for his class.”

Willow’s stare lingers on Faith and Cordelia before finally walking off with Xander. She’s made a mental note of this to herself to bring up with Faith without Buffy around.


****


“I have a doctor’s appointment today. It’s to confirm my pregnancy. I’d like for you to go with me.”

“Cordy, I can’t,”

“Why not?” Cordelia pouts.

“Grace has a check up.”

“Buffy, can’t take her?”

“Buffy and I do these things together. So, we’ve got to pick her up from day care and take her for her check up. I’ve got to go to work.”

“Yeah, at that shitty fast food restaurant. Look, if you wanted, Faith, my dad could get you a good paying job at any of his business. You wouldn’t even have to work. He’d put you on the payroll.”

“I don’t want your stinking money. Alright!”

“Fine! You can’t honestly think you can support two kids on your Double Meat Palace salary even if you’re a shift manager. I bet you can barely support the three of you.”

“You’re a bitch.”

“And, let us not forget the mother of your child.”

Faith shakes her head. “Unfortunately,” She walks away and the thought of a carbon copy of Cordelia walking around scares the hell out of her. Faith knew if that kid was going to be half way decent and not a total bitch like Cordelia she was going to have to be around.

Nancy Drew

Willow began to frown when she saw Faith and Buffy approaching her and Xander for lunch outside.

“What’s with the look,” Buffy asks, sitting down in the grass across from Willow and Xander.

“Oh, nothing, I’m fine!” Willow smiles.

“You sure, Wills?” Buffy asks.

Willow nods her head. “Yup, peachy with a delicious side of keen piled on top.”

Faith looks at Xander questioning him with her eyes about Willow’s odd behavior. Xander shrugs in response not getting Willow’s behavior.

“Okay,” Buffy doesn’t believe her best friend but decides not to push the subject.

“Wills, and I are carrying on the monster movie marathon tradition.” Xander grins.

“Without me?” Faith asks.

“Well, I just figured since you have a kid and all --,”

“We could still have a monster movie marathon.” Faith says.

“Really?” Xander says excitedly.

“Yeah, I mean -- I think this is something that I should pass onto Grace.”

“Not gonna happen.” Buffy shakes her head.

“What?” Faith asks.

“You’re not gonna let Grace watch horror movies. She’s just a baby.” Buffy points out.

“Exactly, it’s not so much about the movies at this point then it is about me spending time with her. It’s a bonding experience.”

Buffy crosses her arms over her chest. “I’m suppose to buy that?”

“Buy what?”

“Bonding experience?”

Faith grins. “It is!”

“It’s a chance for you and Xander to eat pizza and drink soda.” Buffy replies.

“Sorry, Xan,” Faith says.

“So, I guess it’s just you and me again, Will,” Xander says not sounding half as excited when he thought he and Faith would be continuing the tradition.

“Gee, thanks,” Willow says.

“I’m kidding.” Xander grins.

Faith stands up. “I think I’m gonna grab a soda. Anyone want anything?”

“I’ll go with you,” Willow jumps up.

“You paying?” Xander asks.

“Yeah,” Faith nods.

“Those powdered donuts.”

“Alright, Buffy?” Faith asks.

“No, I’m good,” Buffy replies.

“You sure?”

“Yeah,”

Faith and Willow walk off.

“So,” Willow says.

“Yeah,” Faith walks over to the vending machine.

“I saw that little show you and Cordelia Chase put on.”

Faith fells her stomach drop. “Show?” She tries to play it cool.

“Yeah, it looked pretty intense.” Willow points out.

Faith makes a face. “She was just being her usual bitchy self.” Faith buys Xander donuts and a soda for herself.

“It didn’t look that way from where me and Xander stood.”

“Well, looks can be deceiving.”

“Yeah, the can,”

“What are you trying to get at here?”

“Buffy’s my best friend and I love her.”

“I love her too.”

“And, I just want to make sure that you aren’t doing anything that would hurt her.”

“You got this all from a conversation I had with Cordelia Chase?” Faith laughs. “You think that we are doing it?”

“I didn’t say that, Faith --,”

“You’re implying it though. Right?”

“I’m just saying that if there were it would break Buffy’s heart.”

“Thanks for the vote of confidence.” Faith smirks and starts to walk.

Willow frowns watching Faith walk away. She knows something is up. And, she plans to get to the bottom of it.

The End. Seriously!

That's all folks!

“So, what’s for dinner?” Faith asks kissing Buffy softly on the back of the neck.

“Spaghetti,” She answers.

“Do you remember the last time what happened when we had spaghetti?”

Buffy nods. “It was all OVER the place, but they were begging me to make spaghetti. You should have seen their faces.”

Grace runs into the kitchen. “Mama!” She exclaims.

“Hey,” Faith lifts her up. “sweet pea.”

“Did you miss me?” Grace asks.

“Yup,” Faith nods.

“Someone is home late,” Cordelia remarks and walks into the kitchen.

“Inventory ran late,” Faith replies.

“Translation she and Xander were goofing off.” Buffy smiles.

Faith puts Grace down and kisses Cordelia.

“Did you bring me anything, mama?” Brighton asks.

“Definitely, your daughter,” Faith jokes.

“Funny,” Cordelia swats her arm.

“I didn’t bring you and your sister anything.” Faith says.

Brighton starts to pout.

“None of that, Bright, go sit at the table.” Faith shakes her head.

Cordelia starts to set the table. Faith sits down with her daughters, and she knew life was pretty. How they all got here was another story entirely.

THE END!