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Movie Night: New Moon
Title: Movie Night: New Moon
Author: Anne Midnight Hunter
Fandom: Angel the Series/Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
Rate: PG-13
Pairs: Spike/Fred, Cordelia/Angel, Willow/Tara Mention of: Gunn/Wes
Type: Humor/TWT/One-Shot/Crossover
Warning: It contains crazy, Twilight fans, mouthy mouth Spike, brooding Angel, energetic teenagers, squealing girls and offended, sexy vamps.
Anne: Hi!! How’s it goin? Yesterday, November 19, the second movie from the Twilight series, New Moon hit the theatres in Puerto Rico, so I went to see it! I’m not a Twilight fan, but I don’t hate it. Just a few things disturb the shit outta me when I read the books and saw the movie. Like the sparkling vamps…Anyway! I was talking with a friend of mine and this little idea came; what would be Angel and Spike’s reaction to these types of vamps. LOL Mind, I’m not bashing the movie or the books! This is just for fun! Besides! I love Jacob, Emmett and Alice!! They’re cool! Now! Let’s have….Dawn do the disclaimer!!
Dawn: Wooot!! Anne Midnight doesn’t own Buffy or Angel or Twilight! So, like, don’t sue! She doesn’t have money, you know? And then she would have to sell-
Anne: *Sweat droop* Thanks Dawn! I think they get it! Sheesh! ^_^ Enjoy the fics! And plz! Review!! I wanna know what you think!!
Spike gazed at the clock on the lobby of the Hyperion, nervous energy coursing through him. Today was the day that his nibblet, Dawn, was coming from England to spend the Thanksgiving holidays with the L.A. Crew, he hasn’t seen her in quiet a while, and his heart ached to see his baby girl. Gunn and Wesley where in the airport waiting for Dawn and the witchy duo to arrive. The blond vampire smiled at the thought of been with his girls again. He looked at the clock again and snarled at it. It only passed a minute. Stupid, bloody time! Why it couldn’t move faster? Bah! A giggle could be heard from the stairs and a sweet scent wafted towards his nose. He turned and gave a small smile.
A beautiful, brunette was standing at the base of the stairs, her warm, chocolate eyes glinted with amusement and care. “If you continue to snarl at the clock, it won’t make it go any faster.” Her sweet, Texan accent floated across the lobby. Fred walked toward him and hugged the cold body. Spike wrapped his strong arms around his mortal girlfriend, pressing her soft body against his, nuzzling his nose on the jasmine-scented hair. He drew her back and pouted. “I just wanna see my ‘Bit, Red and Tarapet. It’s been too long, you see?” He said, his pout quivering a bit, just to make her giggle more. Fred laughed and kissed his pouting lips. “I know! But, Wes and Charles went looking for them! They would be here in a jiffy!” She chirped. Spike laughed, she was so energetic.
In that moment, the Hyperion’s doors opened and Dawn ran inside. “Spike?” She shouted, then her eyes rested in the leather-clad vampire and her beautiful face split in a smile. “SPIKE!!!” The girl squealed and ran toward him. “Hello, Bit.” He said, opened his arms and catches the girl, she was laughing and crying. “I missed you so much! So much!” Spike smiled and hugged her more tightly. “I missed you too, pet. So much.” Angel and Cordelia enter the lobby and smiled at the cute picture the blond vamp and the brunette girl made. Willow and Tara followed Gunn and Wes inside and squealed too when they saw Spike. He laughed when both witches threw themselves at him, hugging him to death. He chuckle, good thing he didn’t need to breath. “So, what you girls wanna do tonight?”
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“So, why Charlie-boy and Percy couldn’t come with us to the movies, eh Peaches?” Asked Spike to Angel while they did the line to enter the movie room. It was crowed with teenagers, especially girls. They had t-shirts of the movie they were going to see. Angel frowned, remembering Wesley and Gunn hastily retread from the offer. “I don’t know, something about laundry not done and not enough lube.” Answer the dark vampire, he was getting annoyed, the girls behind both vamps were giving them the gaga eyes. Whispering among themselves that they looked like actors. He glanced at Spike, he was having a face-off with a six-year-old boy, making faces, trying to see which of them was scarier. Angel sighed, well, Will was a beautiful man, he, Angel, knew he was hot, he just didn’t flaunt it like his Childe did. “Hmph, those two decide that shagging was better than a Vampire movie. Good choice.” Replay Spike, glancing at his Sire, blue eyes sparkling with bloodlust.
“Ya think it would be gory? With lotsa blood ‘nd violence?” He asked, bouncy on his feet. Angel smiled. “Maybe. After all, it is a Vampire movie.” He said, and actually hoping the bleached wonder would be right. What he loved of this century was a good, violent vampire movie. Like Blade or Underworld, they were awesome movies. “Here are the tickets!” Chirped Cordelia, she and the other four girls were buying them. Fred and Dawn chatting and laughing, excited about the movie. “Its gonna be like, so awesome!” Said the younger brunette, wrapping her arms around Spike’s waist. “Yeah! The books are so cool!” Said Fred and did the same as Dawn. After half an hour in the line, they enter the theatre room, Spike carrying two big popcorns bags, while Angel carried the sodas. The girls took their sits, Tara and Willow, Cordy beside them, Angel besides Cordy, while Spike was between Fred and Dawn, both wanting to sit besides the vampire.
The room started to fill up, Spike and Angel catching conversations such as “OMG! Edward is like the hottest!” or “Jacob! He’s orgasmic!!!” and “How you think the Volturi Vampires would look like?” Angel and Spike shared an confused look and winced when the movie begin, the shrill screams of girls and boys alike flooding the room. Why do I have a bad feelin’ bout this? Spike asked himself when the letters of the movie started appearing with the title New Moon, and grimacing at the screams.
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“What the bleedin’, fuckin’, bloody hell was that shit?!!” Screamed an enraged Spike after the movie ended. He and Angel were walking toward the car, rage filled them. They had to run for their lives when that same sentence was bellowed in the movie room. Fangirls of all ages screamed at them like Amazons warriors and ran after them with sharp objects that neither vamp could guess were the hell they had hid them. Until their girlfriends saved them with the typical: “Men. What do they know?” Saving them and insulting them at the same time. “How dare ‘em?! How could ‘em?!” Complained Angel, his brogue surfacing thanks to the rage, both had their game face on. The movie didn’t had violence, well, the kind both vampires wanted. No blood, if you didn’t counted the many time that Bella bint hurt herself.
The girls loved the movie though. “Oh, shush you two. It was an awesome movie, and you two were watching it.” Said Cordy and smacked her boyfriend on the chest. Angel looked at her in disbelieve. “It was ta worst vampire movie ta I had ever seen! We donna…We donna-” He tried to said it, but he couldn’t, so Spike, been the sensible, younger vampire answer for him. “The bloody, Nancy boy sparkle!! We don’t fuckin’ sparkle!! What the hell was that!!” “Shut up, Spike! It was hot!” Said Dawn and jumped in the convertible. Tara and Willow were sighing at the hotness’ they saw. “Jacob is truly orgasmic, shame he’s such a jailbait, right sweetheart?” Said Tara, kissing Wils’s cheek. Both witches sat besides Dawn in the back seat. Angel and Cordelia bickering about the pussy version of vampire that they presented in the move. Fred was silent and Spike walked toward her, his anger vanishing at her sad look. He hugged the girl and pressed her to his cold body. “What’s it, poppet? Why’re you sad?” Fred looked at him, brown eyes shinning with sadness.
“It just, I really liked the movie. And I always, well…” She trailed off, sniffing and pressed her face against his hard chest. He kissed the top of her head and rested his cheek on top of it. “What’s it, poppet? Ya know, ya can tell me anythin’.” He coaxed gently, cursing himself for making her sad. He knew it was his fault. When she didn’t responded, he drew her back a little. “Winifred?” When he said her full name, she knew he was concerned. “It just…I always thought of you like my own Edward Cullen. You always protect me, you take care of me. Like Edward do with Bella. And, well-” He gave her a small, happy smile and kissed her softly. “And me not likin’ the bloody movie upset you, right, pet?” He finished for her. Fred nodded. “And you are mad! Are you mad with me? For thinking that?” She whispered and gazed at his blue eyes.
He shook his head. “Silly, silly poppet. I’m not mad wit’ ya. I’m mad coz now, people will think we vampires bloody sparkle.” Spike kissed her again, with a bit of more passion. He broke the kiss and whispered against her wet and kiss-bruised lips. “That Edward bloke had a nice car, silver and all that. If you say that I’m like that fellow and you’re my Bella, then that movie wasn’t so bad. I can be your Black Knight, if ya keep me.” He finished, Fred blinked and then gave him such a beautiful smile that made him feel warm inside. “Yes! Of course you can be my Black Knight! I love you, William!” Squealed the petit brunette and laughed. She begins dragging Spike toward the car, Angel and Cordelia still bickering, Dawn laughing at them and the witchy duo snogging their brains out. Spike smiled at the sight, he opened the door for Fred and climbed after her. Thinking it better….It wasn’t that bad of a movie.
End!
Anne: LOL I hope you guys liked it! PLZ! Review!!
Author: Anne Midnight Hunter
Fandom: Angel the Series/Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
Rate: PG-13
Pairs: Spike/Fred, Cordelia/Angel, Willow/Tara Mention of: Gunn/Wes
Type: Humor/TWT/One-Shot/Crossover
Warning: It contains crazy, Twilight fans, mouthy mouth Spike, brooding Angel, energetic teenagers, squealing girls and offended, sexy vamps.
Anne: Hi!! How’s it goin? Yesterday, November 19, the second movie from the Twilight series, New Moon hit the theatres in Puerto Rico, so I went to see it! I’m not a Twilight fan, but I don’t hate it. Just a few things disturb the shit outta me when I read the books and saw the movie. Like the sparkling vamps…Anyway! I was talking with a friend of mine and this little idea came; what would be Angel and Spike’s reaction to these types of vamps. LOL Mind, I’m not bashing the movie or the books! This is just for fun! Besides! I love Jacob, Emmett and Alice!! They’re cool! Now! Let’s have….Dawn do the disclaimer!!
Dawn: Wooot!! Anne Midnight doesn’t own Buffy or Angel or Twilight! So, like, don’t sue! She doesn’t have money, you know? And then she would have to sell-
Anne: *Sweat droop* Thanks Dawn! I think they get it! Sheesh! ^_^ Enjoy the fics! And plz! Review!! I wanna know what you think!!
Spike gazed at the clock on the lobby of the Hyperion, nervous energy coursing through him. Today was the day that his nibblet, Dawn, was coming from England to spend the Thanksgiving holidays with the L.A. Crew, he hasn’t seen her in quiet a while, and his heart ached to see his baby girl. Gunn and Wesley where in the airport waiting for Dawn and the witchy duo to arrive. The blond vampire smiled at the thought of been with his girls again. He looked at the clock again and snarled at it. It only passed a minute. Stupid, bloody time! Why it couldn’t move faster? Bah! A giggle could be heard from the stairs and a sweet scent wafted towards his nose. He turned and gave a small smile.
A beautiful, brunette was standing at the base of the stairs, her warm, chocolate eyes glinted with amusement and care. “If you continue to snarl at the clock, it won’t make it go any faster.” Her sweet, Texan accent floated across the lobby. Fred walked toward him and hugged the cold body. Spike wrapped his strong arms around his mortal girlfriend, pressing her soft body against his, nuzzling his nose on the jasmine-scented hair. He drew her back and pouted. “I just wanna see my ‘Bit, Red and Tarapet. It’s been too long, you see?” He said, his pout quivering a bit, just to make her giggle more. Fred laughed and kissed his pouting lips. “I know! But, Wes and Charles went looking for them! They would be here in a jiffy!” She chirped. Spike laughed, she was so energetic.
In that moment, the Hyperion’s doors opened and Dawn ran inside. “Spike?” She shouted, then her eyes rested in the leather-clad vampire and her beautiful face split in a smile. “SPIKE!!!” The girl squealed and ran toward him. “Hello, Bit.” He said, opened his arms and catches the girl, she was laughing and crying. “I missed you so much! So much!” Spike smiled and hugged her more tightly. “I missed you too, pet. So much.” Angel and Cordelia enter the lobby and smiled at the cute picture the blond vamp and the brunette girl made. Willow and Tara followed Gunn and Wes inside and squealed too when they saw Spike. He laughed when both witches threw themselves at him, hugging him to death. He chuckle, good thing he didn’t need to breath. “So, what you girls wanna do tonight?”
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“So, why Charlie-boy and Percy couldn’t come with us to the movies, eh Peaches?” Asked Spike to Angel while they did the line to enter the movie room. It was crowed with teenagers, especially girls. They had t-shirts of the movie they were going to see. Angel frowned, remembering Wesley and Gunn hastily retread from the offer. “I don’t know, something about laundry not done and not enough lube.” Answer the dark vampire, he was getting annoyed, the girls behind both vamps were giving them the gaga eyes. Whispering among themselves that they looked like actors. He glanced at Spike, he was having a face-off with a six-year-old boy, making faces, trying to see which of them was scarier. Angel sighed, well, Will was a beautiful man, he, Angel, knew he was hot, he just didn’t flaunt it like his Childe did. “Hmph, those two decide that shagging was better than a Vampire movie. Good choice.” Replay Spike, glancing at his Sire, blue eyes sparkling with bloodlust.
“Ya think it would be gory? With lotsa blood ‘nd violence?” He asked, bouncy on his feet. Angel smiled. “Maybe. After all, it is a Vampire movie.” He said, and actually hoping the bleached wonder would be right. What he loved of this century was a good, violent vampire movie. Like Blade or Underworld, they were awesome movies. “Here are the tickets!” Chirped Cordelia, she and the other four girls were buying them. Fred and Dawn chatting and laughing, excited about the movie. “Its gonna be like, so awesome!” Said the younger brunette, wrapping her arms around Spike’s waist. “Yeah! The books are so cool!” Said Fred and did the same as Dawn. After half an hour in the line, they enter the theatre room, Spike carrying two big popcorns bags, while Angel carried the sodas. The girls took their sits, Tara and Willow, Cordy beside them, Angel besides Cordy, while Spike was between Fred and Dawn, both wanting to sit besides the vampire.
The room started to fill up, Spike and Angel catching conversations such as “OMG! Edward is like the hottest!” or “Jacob! He’s orgasmic!!!” and “How you think the Volturi Vampires would look like?” Angel and Spike shared an confused look and winced when the movie begin, the shrill screams of girls and boys alike flooding the room. Why do I have a bad feelin’ bout this? Spike asked himself when the letters of the movie started appearing with the title New Moon, and grimacing at the screams.
_________________________________________________________________________________________
“What the bleedin’, fuckin’, bloody hell was that shit?!!” Screamed an enraged Spike after the movie ended. He and Angel were walking toward the car, rage filled them. They had to run for their lives when that same sentence was bellowed in the movie room. Fangirls of all ages screamed at them like Amazons warriors and ran after them with sharp objects that neither vamp could guess were the hell they had hid them. Until their girlfriends saved them with the typical: “Men. What do they know?” Saving them and insulting them at the same time. “How dare ‘em?! How could ‘em?!” Complained Angel, his brogue surfacing thanks to the rage, both had their game face on. The movie didn’t had violence, well, the kind both vampires wanted. No blood, if you didn’t counted the many time that Bella bint hurt herself.
The girls loved the movie though. “Oh, shush you two. It was an awesome movie, and you two were watching it.” Said Cordy and smacked her boyfriend on the chest. Angel looked at her in disbelieve. “It was ta worst vampire movie ta I had ever seen! We donna…We donna-” He tried to said it, but he couldn’t, so Spike, been the sensible, younger vampire answer for him. “The bloody, Nancy boy sparkle!! We don’t fuckin’ sparkle!! What the hell was that!!” “Shut up, Spike! It was hot!” Said Dawn and jumped in the convertible. Tara and Willow were sighing at the hotness’ they saw. “Jacob is truly orgasmic, shame he’s such a jailbait, right sweetheart?” Said Tara, kissing Wils’s cheek. Both witches sat besides Dawn in the back seat. Angel and Cordelia bickering about the pussy version of vampire that they presented in the move. Fred was silent and Spike walked toward her, his anger vanishing at her sad look. He hugged the girl and pressed her to his cold body. “What’s it, poppet? Why’re you sad?” Fred looked at him, brown eyes shinning with sadness.
“It just, I really liked the movie. And I always, well…” She trailed off, sniffing and pressed her face against his hard chest. He kissed the top of her head and rested his cheek on top of it. “What’s it, poppet? Ya know, ya can tell me anythin’.” He coaxed gently, cursing himself for making her sad. He knew it was his fault. When she didn’t responded, he drew her back a little. “Winifred?” When he said her full name, she knew he was concerned. “It just…I always thought of you like my own Edward Cullen. You always protect me, you take care of me. Like Edward do with Bella. And, well-” He gave her a small, happy smile and kissed her softly. “And me not likin’ the bloody movie upset you, right, pet?” He finished for her. Fred nodded. “And you are mad! Are you mad with me? For thinking that?” She whispered and gazed at his blue eyes.
He shook his head. “Silly, silly poppet. I’m not mad wit’ ya. I’m mad coz now, people will think we vampires bloody sparkle.” Spike kissed her again, with a bit of more passion. He broke the kiss and whispered against her wet and kiss-bruised lips. “That Edward bloke had a nice car, silver and all that. If you say that I’m like that fellow and you’re my Bella, then that movie wasn’t so bad. I can be your Black Knight, if ya keep me.” He finished, Fred blinked and then gave him such a beautiful smile that made him feel warm inside. “Yes! Of course you can be my Black Knight! I love you, William!” Squealed the petit brunette and laughed. She begins dragging Spike toward the car, Angel and Cordelia still bickering, Dawn laughing at them and the witchy duo snogging their brains out. Spike smiled at the sight, he opened the door for Fred and climbed after her. Thinking it better….It wasn’t that bad of a movie.
End!
Anne: LOL I hope you guys liked it! PLZ! Review!!