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Adult ++
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Smashed (sort of)
TITLE: Smashed (sort of)
SERIES: Keeping Secrets
AUTHOR: libco@yahoo.com
PAIRING: Xander/Spike/Anya
RATING: NC-17 Overall
SUMMARY: Smashed (sort of)
WARNINGS/SPOILERS: Mild Spuffiness and more naughty thoughts of Giles.
DISCLAIMER: Nothing belongs to me; it is all Joss and his minions.
DIBUTIBUTION: Just ask, heck don’t even ask, just let me know, I’d be thrilled
NOTES: AU season six, Buffy did not die, Spike saved her. However I will use parts of season six as I see fit and may screw around with the time line. ‘Cuz I’m evil.
FEEDBACK: Please
THANKS: Joan the English chick for transcribing this on Buffy vs Angel and my betas.
Smashed (sort of)
Giles stood, “What do you mean his chip doesn’t work on you?!”
“His chip doesn’t work on me.”
“Since when?”
“Since I jumped through the portal”
Giles sat back down and ran his fingers through his hair, mussing it sexily. ‘Brain I told you to stop that. Giles is not sexy.’ Bufrderrdered herself.
“Let me get a drink, and then you will tell me what happened,” he commanded.
“Okay, can I have one too?”
“Diet soda?”
“With something stronger?”
“I thought we learned our lesson after the demon bar incident…?”
“Giles.”
“Just a splash then.”
He handed her a drink and sat down.
She began to tell him about what happened earlier that year.
[Buffy is walking down a dark alley. Spike steps out in front of her.]
SPIKE: (angrily) Slayer.
BUFFY: And so my night is now complete.
SPIKE: You never showed.
BUFFY: (walks past him) Sorry. Little busy actually doing stuff.
SPIKE: (walks beside her) You shouldn't be so flip, luv.
BUFFY: What are you going to do, walk behind me to death?
SPIKE: I'm just saying things might be a little different.
[Spike walks around in front of her again. They stop walking.]
SPIKE: You ought to be careful.
BUFFY: (shakes head) Enough.
[She moves to walk around him, but he shifts to block her path.]
BUFFY: (small puzzled smile) Get out of my way.
SPIKE: Or what?
[Buffy shrugs, punches him in the face. Spike reels a little, catches himself, and pauses. Then he hits her in the face, spinning her around. Buffy straightens up, turns back to him.]
SPIKE: (mockingly) Oh, the pain! The pain! (grimly) Is gone.
[Buffy stares].
SPIKE: Guess what I just found out. Looks like I'm not as toothless as you thought, sweetheart.
BUFFY: (alarmed) How?
SPIKE: Don't you get it? Don't you see? (sneering) You came through wrong.
{Buffy stares in disbelief then stalks forward angrily, punches Spike in the face. He staggers back but laughs. Buffy hits him again, kicks him, driving him farther down the alley. She goes to punch him but he grabs her arm and punches her with his other hand. Buffy stumbles into a fence, turns around. Spike gets up in her face.]
BUFFY: It's a trick. You did something to the chip, it's a trick.
SPIKE: It's no trick. It's not me, it's you. Just you, in fact, that's the funny part. (punches her in the face) 'Cause you're the one that's changed. (punches again) That's why this doesn't hurt me.
[He swings but Buffy blocks and shoves him back.]
SPIKE: (grins) Came through a little less human than you were.
BUFFY: (shakes head) You're wrong.
[She kicks him hard. He flies back into the opposite wall, but immediately bounces back and comes back over to her.]
SPIKE: how how come you're so spooked, luv? And why can I - (punches her) do that?
[Buffy slowly looks back over at him, panting.]
BUFFY: You're wrong.
[She hits him again, even harder. He falls down, gets up, grinning. Buffy hits him again and he goes down again, gets up again. She pushes him backward into a doorway, follows him up the stairs, and grabs him. They crash through the door into the building. Spike punches Buffy in the face, hard. She punches him twice, and then shoves him back. He stumbles back against the refrigerator. Buffy kicks Spike and he flies back into the living room. Buffy strides into the room after Spike, stands watching as he gets up.]
SPIKE: (grinning) Oh, poor little lost girl.
[He jumps up, grabs the chandelier. Swings forward on it and kicks Buffy in the face with both his feet. She goes down.]
SPIKE: (drops to the floor) She doesn't fit in anywhere. She's got no one to love.
[He walks over to Buffy, who gets up, grabs him, throws him against the staircase leading upstairs, smashing the banister to bits. Buffy walks toward him.]
BUFFY: Me? I'm lost? Look at you, you idiot! (Spike getting up) Poor Spikey. Can't be a human, can't be a vampire. Where the hell do you fit in?
[Spike swings at her but she ducks, punches him in the stomach, grabs him and throws him across the room again. He smashes into the fireplace. Buffy walks toward him again.]
BUFFY: Your job is to kill the slayer. But all you can do is follow me around making moon eyes.
SPIKE: I'm in love with you.
BUFFY: (still advancing) You're in love with pain. Admit it. (Spike gets up) You like me ... because you enjoy getting beat down. So really, who's screwed up?
SPIKE: Hello! Vampire!
[He swings at her again, but she blocks and punches him. Spike grabs her, pulls her closer.]
SPIKE: I'm supposed to be treading on the dark side.
[He throws her against the wall. Spike goes over to her, throws her across the room again. She lands on her back. Spike stands over her, leans down, grabs her by the front lapels of her jacket.]
SPIKE: What's your excuse?
Buffy puts her hand over his face, shoves him away. He flies backward, taking a chunk out of a wall. He staggers to his feet. Buffy leaps at him and they fly back toward the staircase. Spike pins Buffy against the stairs. He chuckles. Buffy punches him. He punches her back, lifts her up to look in her face.]
SPIKE: I wasn't planning on hurting you. (smirks) Much.
BUFFY: You haven't even come close to hurting me.
SPIKE: Afraid to give me the chance?
[Buffy breaks his hold, throws him against a wall. Buffy grabs Spike and pushes him up against the wall.]
SPIKE: You afraid I'm gonna-
[Buffy shuts him up by kissing him. They kiss passionately. Buffy pushes away, puts her fingers to her lips. They stand, staring. They both flee in opposite directions.]
“Good God Buffy,” Giles stood, took off his glasses and began to clean them, “why did you never tell me?”
“Well you were gone Giles, trying to make me grow up, “ she said flatly.
“Oh right,” he looked chagrined.
“Did anything else happen?
“Well I went to go talk to Tara about it.”
TARA: I-I've double-checked everything. (smiling) There's nothing wrong with you.
BUFFY: Then why can Spike hurt me?
TARA: Well, I said that there was nothing wrong with you, but ... you are different. Diving through the portal ... i-it, it altered you on a basic molar lar level. Probably just enough to confuse the sensors or whatever in Spike's chip. But it's all just surfacey physical stuff. It wouldn't have any more effect than ... a bad sunburn.
[Buffy contemplates this.]
BUFFY: I didn't come through wrong?
TARA: No, you're the same Buffy. (lightly) With a deep tropical cellular tan.
BUFFY: You must have missed shinghing. Will you check again?
TARA: (concerned) Buffy, I-I promise, there's nothing wrong with you.
BUFFY: There has to be! This just can't be me, it isn't me. (starting to cry) Why do I feel like this? Why did I try to…?
TARA: Try to what?
BUFFY: Nothing.
“And there’s nothing wrong with his chip?”
“No. He had Warren Mears check it out.”
“And ths?” s?”
“Robot boy.”
“Ahh. And there haven’t been anymore, ahem, confrontations since then.”
“No, “ Buffy blushed remembering the cemetery.
“Well Buffy, I’m not quite sure what to say about this.” Giles chided her gently; “Once again you have rendered me completely speechless.”
“Really? ‘Cuz I sensed a speech coming on.”
“Well perhaps but you know, I think I’ll skip it this time around. It’s been a long and emotionally difficult evening. Nothing has happ yet yet so let’s just sleep on this information and see what pans out.”
“Good idea Giles.” Buffy rose, walked towards the door. “Good night.”
“Good night.”
Buffy stood outside the door, contemplated the night sky for a moment and instead of going home, headed away from Revello Drive.
SERIES: Keeping Secrets
AUTHOR: libco@yahoo.com
PAIRING: Xander/Spike/Anya
RATING: NC-17 Overall
SUMMARY: Smashed (sort of)
WARNINGS/SPOILERS: Mild Spuffiness and more naughty thoughts of Giles.
DISCLAIMER: Nothing belongs to me; it is all Joss and his minions.
DIBUTIBUTION: Just ask, heck don’t even ask, just let me know, I’d be thrilled
NOTES: AU season six, Buffy did not die, Spike saved her. However I will use parts of season six as I see fit and may screw around with the time line. ‘Cuz I’m evil.
FEEDBACK: Please
THANKS: Joan the English chick for transcribing this on Buffy vs Angel and my betas.
Smashed (sort of)
Giles stood, “What do you mean his chip doesn’t work on you?!”
“His chip doesn’t work on me.”
“Since when?”
“Since I jumped through the portal”
Giles sat back down and ran his fingers through his hair, mussing it sexily. ‘Brain I told you to stop that. Giles is not sexy.’ Bufrderrdered herself.
“Let me get a drink, and then you will tell me what happened,” he commanded.
“Okay, can I have one too?”
“Diet soda?”
“With something stronger?”
“I thought we learned our lesson after the demon bar incident…?”
“Giles.”
“Just a splash then.”
He handed her a drink and sat down.
She began to tell him about what happened earlier that year.
[Buffy is walking down a dark alley. Spike steps out in front of her.]
SPIKE: (angrily) Slayer.
BUFFY: And so my night is now complete.
SPIKE: You never showed.
BUFFY: (walks past him) Sorry. Little busy actually doing stuff.
SPIKE: (walks beside her) You shouldn't be so flip, luv.
BUFFY: What are you going to do, walk behind me to death?
SPIKE: I'm just saying things might be a little different.
[Spike walks around in front of her again. They stop walking.]
SPIKE: You ought to be careful.
BUFFY: (shakes head) Enough.
[She moves to walk around him, but he shifts to block her path.]
BUFFY: (small puzzled smile) Get out of my way.
SPIKE: Or what?
[Buffy shrugs, punches him in the face. Spike reels a little, catches himself, and pauses. Then he hits her in the face, spinning her around. Buffy straightens up, turns back to him.]
SPIKE: (mockingly) Oh, the pain! The pain! (grimly) Is gone.
[Buffy stares].
SPIKE: Guess what I just found out. Looks like I'm not as toothless as you thought, sweetheart.
BUFFY: (alarmed) How?
SPIKE: Don't you get it? Don't you see? (sneering) You came through wrong.
{Buffy stares in disbelief then stalks forward angrily, punches Spike in the face. He staggers back but laughs. Buffy hits him again, kicks him, driving him farther down the alley. She goes to punch him but he grabs her arm and punches her with his other hand. Buffy stumbles into a fence, turns around. Spike gets up in her face.]
BUFFY: It's a trick. You did something to the chip, it's a trick.
SPIKE: It's no trick. It's not me, it's you. Just you, in fact, that's the funny part. (punches her in the face) 'Cause you're the one that's changed. (punches again) That's why this doesn't hurt me.
[He swings but Buffy blocks and shoves him back.]
SPIKE: (grins) Came through a little less human than you were.
BUFFY: (shakes head) You're wrong.
[She kicks him hard. He flies back into the opposite wall, but immediately bounces back and comes back over to her.]
SPIKE: how how come you're so spooked, luv? And why can I - (punches her) do that?
[Buffy slowly looks back over at him, panting.]
BUFFY: You're wrong.
[She hits him again, even harder. He falls down, gets up, grinning. Buffy hits him again and he goes down again, gets up again. She pushes him backward into a doorway, follows him up the stairs, and grabs him. They crash through the door into the building. Spike punches Buffy in the face, hard. She punches him twice, and then shoves him back. He stumbles back against the refrigerator. Buffy kicks Spike and he flies back into the living room. Buffy strides into the room after Spike, stands watching as he gets up.]
SPIKE: (grinning) Oh, poor little lost girl.
[He jumps up, grabs the chandelier. Swings forward on it and kicks Buffy in the face with both his feet. She goes down.]
SPIKE: (drops to the floor) She doesn't fit in anywhere. She's got no one to love.
[He walks over to Buffy, who gets up, grabs him, throws him against the staircase leading upstairs, smashing the banister to bits. Buffy walks toward him.]
BUFFY: Me? I'm lost? Look at you, you idiot! (Spike getting up) Poor Spikey. Can't be a human, can't be a vampire. Where the hell do you fit in?
[Spike swings at her but she ducks, punches him in the stomach, grabs him and throws him across the room again. He smashes into the fireplace. Buffy walks toward him again.]
BUFFY: Your job is to kill the slayer. But all you can do is follow me around making moon eyes.
SPIKE: I'm in love with you.
BUFFY: (still advancing) You're in love with pain. Admit it. (Spike gets up) You like me ... because you enjoy getting beat down. So really, who's screwed up?
SPIKE: Hello! Vampire!
[He swings at her again, but she blocks and punches him. Spike grabs her, pulls her closer.]
SPIKE: I'm supposed to be treading on the dark side.
[He throws her against the wall. Spike goes over to her, throws her across the room again. She lands on her back. Spike stands over her, leans down, grabs her by the front lapels of her jacket.]
SPIKE: What's your excuse?
Buffy puts her hand over his face, shoves him away. He flies backward, taking a chunk out of a wall. He staggers to his feet. Buffy leaps at him and they fly back toward the staircase. Spike pins Buffy against the stairs. He chuckles. Buffy punches him. He punches her back, lifts her up to look in her face.]
SPIKE: I wasn't planning on hurting you. (smirks) Much.
BUFFY: You haven't even come close to hurting me.
SPIKE: Afraid to give me the chance?
[Buffy breaks his hold, throws him against a wall. Buffy grabs Spike and pushes him up against the wall.]
SPIKE: You afraid I'm gonna-
[Buffy shuts him up by kissing him. They kiss passionately. Buffy pushes away, puts her fingers to her lips. They stand, staring. They both flee in opposite directions.]
“Good God Buffy,” Giles stood, took off his glasses and began to clean them, “why did you never tell me?”
“Well you were gone Giles, trying to make me grow up, “ she said flatly.
“Oh right,” he looked chagrined.
“Did anything else happen?
“Well I went to go talk to Tara about it.”
TARA: I-I've double-checked everything. (smiling) There's nothing wrong with you.
BUFFY: Then why can Spike hurt me?
TARA: Well, I said that there was nothing wrong with you, but ... you are different. Diving through the portal ... i-it, it altered you on a basic molar lar level. Probably just enough to confuse the sensors or whatever in Spike's chip. But it's all just surfacey physical stuff. It wouldn't have any more effect than ... a bad sunburn.
[Buffy contemplates this.]
BUFFY: I didn't come through wrong?
TARA: No, you're the same Buffy. (lightly) With a deep tropical cellular tan.
BUFFY: You must have missed shinghing. Will you check again?
TARA: (concerned) Buffy, I-I promise, there's nothing wrong with you.
BUFFY: There has to be! This just can't be me, it isn't me. (starting to cry) Why do I feel like this? Why did I try to…?
TARA: Try to what?
BUFFY: Nothing.
“And there’s nothing wrong with his chip?”
“No. He had Warren Mears check it out.”
“And ths?” s?”
“Robot boy.”
“Ahh. And there haven’t been anymore, ahem, confrontations since then.”
“No, “ Buffy blushed remembering the cemetery.
“Well Buffy, I’m not quite sure what to say about this.” Giles chided her gently; “Once again you have rendered me completely speechless.”
“Really? ‘Cuz I sensed a speech coming on.”
“Well perhaps but you know, I think I’ll skip it this time around. It’s been a long and emotionally difficult evening. Nothing has happ yet yet so let’s just sleep on this information and see what pans out.”
“Good idea Giles.” Buffy rose, walked towards the door. “Good night.”
“Good night.”
Buffy stood outside the door, contemplated the night sky for a moment and instead of going home, headed away from Revello Drive.