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Olduvai sucks!
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Chapter 7
Wishing just makes trouble
Title: Olduvai sucks!
Author: Merkat or Moonkat
Fandom: BTVS/Doom
Pairing: Xander/Reaper
Summary: Xander goes to Willy’s bar after the wedding that wasn’t. He makes a new friend and says something he shouldn’t. Now Xander has to adapt to his new surroundings.
*Hi* People thought
~ Hi ~ computer voice
“Hi” speaking
(Hi) other
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The moment he was out Xander rushed to a corner holding his mouth. Putting his hands on his knee’s he let his stomach protest as much as it wanted too. Turning away from the mess he made, Xander tried to smile. “So that’s what my dinner looks like.”
Taking a bottle of water from a slightly smirking Reaper, Xander washed his mouth out. * Next time I’ll have the soup instead of the four cheese casserole. * He thought as he gave Reaper his water bottle back.
“Why do we got to come all this way? Why can’t UAC rent-a-cops take care of this bullshit?” Said Portman as he wiped puke off his mouth.
“Is it always that rough?” Asked the Kid as he too wiped his last meal from his mouth.
They watched as the last few to the team came and after they had a good puking everyone was introduced to the half a man, Pinky. ”Believe me, it used to be a lot rougher. There was a time when Ark travel was susceptible to let’s say . . . major turbulence.”
Kid leaned toward Reaper and whispered. “What’s he mean?”
“He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another.” Xander winced and subtly checked to make sure he still had both cheeks.
“Call it a scientific miscalculation, unbelievable as it may seem, UAC does make the odd tiny mistake. Marcus Pinzerowsky. You call me Pinky. Fallow me.” He said as he rolled away from them.
“Pinky put us up.” Said Sarge. “People this room is a code red, which means . . . no one gets in without our permission. It stays ours at all costs. Mac stay here with our friend and secure the door.”
After getting a rundown on things and getting the killcams up and running they were on their way to the atrium.
“Men on me. Let’s move out.” Said Sarge a serious look on his face as he lead the way. And if anyone wanted Xander’s opinion going through a door that has over a dozen locks never is of the good.
Mac stayed to guard the Ark while everyone else went on the field trip. As he passed Mac Xander patted him on the shoulder. “Don’t worry Mac. I’ll bring you back a souvenir.”
Mac just gave a half smile and hit Xander in the arm. As the door closed behind him, Xander looked around. There were a lot of worried people waiting, now seeing Marines will definitely make them edgy.
Xander was about to join the others in the huddle around some blond chick when a man holding a little girl approached Xander.
“Sir, what’s happening?! When can me and my daughter leave?” He asked. Xander blinked.
“I don’t know sir. I just got here myself.”
The little girl giggled. “Daddy look! He gots a gun! Can I play?” She said as she reached for Xander’s weapon. Stepping back Xander spoke.
“I’m sorry sir. Maybe I’ll have information on the threat later.” With that said Xander went to his team, hopefully Sarge didn’t notice Xander talking to the civilian’s. Hopefully.
Standing behind Duke’s bulk Xander listened as Reaper talked to the blond. He seamed to know her. Feeling a spark of jealousy in the pit of his stomach Xander ignored it. He didn’t know if Reaper was even into guy’s, he shouldn’t care if he dated the girl in-front of the team. Tuning into the conversation Xander listened as Reaper tried to get Dr.Grimm off the mission.
“Sarge this operation is a code red. We really don’t have room for any passengers.” *Damn right!*
“Excuse me, but I have orders to retrieve data from three servers: Anthropology, forensic Archeology, and Genetics.” Said Dr. Grimm.
“This is a military operation Doctor. Were really not here to retrieve your science homework.”
Xander smirked, if this chick was John’s girl they’re no longer on good terms. Good. “Look I got an idea . . .”
*Not good. * Xander thought as he saw the gleam in the blond’s eyes. A gleam all women get when they have something over the man their fighting with.
“Why don’t you ask your CO what your orders are?”
Everyone looked at Sarge some of them hoping Dr. Grimm was going others not. “ To contain and neutralize the threat, protect the civilians . . .” Pause. “ And retrieve–retrieve UAC property.” Damn! Damn!
“ We finally done here? Because I have a job to do.” *Meow! Grrrr! I have sharp claws. * Thought Xander as he fallowed all the others down the hall. Dr. Grimm reminded Xander of a few lovely women he had known so he wasn’t sure if he should like her or not. Xander smirked at Duke who was eyeing Dr. Samantha Grimm like a fine assed cut of beef. He watched as Duke leaned up to grill Reaper for info then he wanted to hit him for not being subtle.
“Tell me you didn’t let a fine-looking piece of ass . . . like that get away from you, Reaper?” Xander wanted to hit Duke, but when Reaper answered Xander wanted to hug the black idiot.
“She’s my sister.”
In his head Xander didn’t acknowledge that he was doing a snoopy dance. * She’s his sister!* He thought happily.
“No shit!” Said Duke as ‘he’ started walking behind Xander, trying to put a little breathing room between them. Smirking Xander hit Duke in the arm. “Don’t do this again, man.” Said Destroyer as he walked next to the other man.
“Do what?”
Rounding another corner, they went down another metal cover hall to another heavily locked door. “How many inside when the lab shut down?” Said Sarge as he grilled Dr. Grimm for more info.
“Only Dr. Carmacks team. That’s six people. In one of the carbon-dating labs, there was an internal phone . . . left off the hook.” She said as she locked eyes with her co-worker that held a recorder.
“Did you get any information from it?”Sarge asked as he frown. * Man Sarge is going to have major frown lines if he doesn’t stop.* The short man that Xander didn’t know the name of pressed the play button on the recorder.
The first scream was female and made Xander’s neck hair stand on end. It was one of those terror filled shrieks that someone made when they were seconds from death. Following the female cry was the sound of many men screaming for their very lives. Xander swallowed and hoped when it was his time he never screamed like that. Sarge wasted no time and ordered the door opened.
“Portman, Goat, on you.”
As the two soldiers went in Sarge turned to the group and scanned them tell his eyes fell on Xander. *Gulp* “Pup, did I say you can talk to the civilians?”
“No sir.”
“Unless I say to talk to them assume I said not too. Do I make myself clear soldier?” He said as he raised an eyebrow.
Xander nodded. “Yes sir.”
Getting the all clear the soldiers piled into the air lock. “Reaper make sure Dr. Grimm is safe on her salvage op. And take Pup with you, keep him out of trouble.” Xander blushed faintly, it was moments like these that made him feel most like a green horn.
“ Portman, Goat: Genetics. Destroyer, Kid: Carmack’s office where the mayday came from. Duke and I will take the weapons lab and make sure all the hardware is secure. Alright people be safe.”
Walking fast Xander fallowed Reaper and Dr. Grimm a faint blush still on his face. Opening the door to the office Xander held it open for Dr. Grimm and Reaper, who entered silently. They hadn’t talked at all and the air was getting thick with their looming silence. Shifting around on his feet Xander finally took the cowards way out.
“Um . . .I’m going to watch the door . . .outside.” Said Xander as he fled. Closing the door Xander took a breath. It felt crushing in their with the Grimm’s. Even out in the hall alone the recycled air felt less bitter then in the room with the siblings.
Even when he wasn’t trying to listen in he could hear Dr. Grimm and Reaper . . . talking. He could hear their voices rise and fall, obviously they really needed to have this talk. He could hear words like ‘ You re-opened the dig!’ ‘You want to talk about SAFE like you took a desk job!’ and some scattered things about super humans.
Xander was just thinking about maybe going back in the room when he heard shots fired. Tensing Xander put his hand to his ear piece.
“All units report contact!” Yelled Sarge through the com. He waited and listened like most of the others probably were.
“Friendly fire Sarge. Wasting Ghosts.” Said Destroyer through the com.
Xander could feel himself relax a bit as he took his hand off his own com. Xander was just about to lean back against the wall when he was tackled by something. Yelping Xander fell to the ground. He hissed as something burned across his back. Twisting around Xander found a balding man with broken glasses waving a knife on his back. Grabbing for the crazed mans blade Xander forced it out of his hand and stabbed him in the shoulder with it.
Using his body weight Xander threw the guy off him. Rolling onto his stomach Xander got off two shots before the man disappeared around a corner. Still laying on the ground Xander sighed as Reaper came running out of the office gun in hand.
“All units report contact! Who fired?!” Yelled Sarge into the com.
Xander panted as he put his hand to his ear piece. His little tussle was only a few seconds long but it still winded him. The mad man seamed stronger then a man should. “I did Sarge. I found a scientist or should I say he found me. . . He was crazed Sarge. Attacked me.”
“Which way did he go?”
“Towards Carmack’s lab. I’m sorry Sarge, I lost him in our struggle. He shouldn’t be far . . .He’s injured.” Reaper helped Xander up.
“Pup stay with Sam.” He said simply as he hefted his gun and left in the direction of the wayward scientist. Watching the other man walk away Xander went into the office.
“Sure Reaper . . .”
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Chapter 7
Wishing just makes trouble
Title: Olduvai sucks!
Author: Merkat or Moonkat
Fandom: BTVS/Doom
Pairing: Xander/Reaper
Summary: Xander goes to Willy’s bar after the wedding that wasn’t. He makes a new friend and says something he shouldn’t. Now Xander has to adapt to his new surroundings.
*Hi* People thought
~ Hi ~ computer voice
“Hi” speaking
(Hi) other
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The moment he was out Xander rushed to a corner holding his mouth. Putting his hands on his knee’s he let his stomach protest as much as it wanted too. Turning away from the mess he made, Xander tried to smile. “So that’s what my dinner looks like.”
Taking a bottle of water from a slightly smirking Reaper, Xander washed his mouth out. * Next time I’ll have the soup instead of the four cheese casserole. * He thought as he gave Reaper his water bottle back.
“Why do we got to come all this way? Why can’t UAC rent-a-cops take care of this bullshit?” Said Portman as he wiped puke off his mouth.
“Is it always that rough?” Asked the Kid as he too wiped his last meal from his mouth.
They watched as the last few to the team came and after they had a good puking everyone was introduced to the half a man, Pinky. ”Believe me, it used to be a lot rougher. There was a time when Ark travel was susceptible to let’s say . . . major turbulence.”
Kid leaned toward Reaper and whispered. “What’s he mean?”
“He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another.” Xander winced and subtly checked to make sure he still had both cheeks.
“Call it a scientific miscalculation, unbelievable as it may seem, UAC does make the odd tiny mistake. Marcus Pinzerowsky. You call me Pinky. Fallow me.” He said as he rolled away from them.
“Pinky put us up.” Said Sarge. “People this room is a code red, which means . . . no one gets in without our permission. It stays ours at all costs. Mac stay here with our friend and secure the door.”
After getting a rundown on things and getting the killcams up and running they were on their way to the atrium.
“Men on me. Let’s move out.” Said Sarge a serious look on his face as he lead the way. And if anyone wanted Xander’s opinion going through a door that has over a dozen locks never is of the good.
Mac stayed to guard the Ark while everyone else went on the field trip. As he passed Mac Xander patted him on the shoulder. “Don’t worry Mac. I’ll bring you back a souvenir.”
Mac just gave a half smile and hit Xander in the arm. As the door closed behind him, Xander looked around. There were a lot of worried people waiting, now seeing Marines will definitely make them edgy.
Xander was about to join the others in the huddle around some blond chick when a man holding a little girl approached Xander.
“Sir, what’s happening?! When can me and my daughter leave?” He asked. Xander blinked.
“I don’t know sir. I just got here myself.”
The little girl giggled. “Daddy look! He gots a gun! Can I play?” She said as she reached for Xander’s weapon. Stepping back Xander spoke.
“I’m sorry sir. Maybe I’ll have information on the threat later.” With that said Xander went to his team, hopefully Sarge didn’t notice Xander talking to the civilian’s. Hopefully.
Standing behind Duke’s bulk Xander listened as Reaper talked to the blond. He seamed to know her. Feeling a spark of jealousy in the pit of his stomach Xander ignored it. He didn’t know if Reaper was even into guy’s, he shouldn’t care if he dated the girl in-front of the team. Tuning into the conversation Xander listened as Reaper tried to get Dr.Grimm off the mission.
“Sarge this operation is a code red. We really don’t have room for any passengers.” *Damn right!*
“Excuse me, but I have orders to retrieve data from three servers: Anthropology, forensic Archeology, and Genetics.” Said Dr. Grimm.
“This is a military operation Doctor. Were really not here to retrieve your science homework.”
Xander smirked, if this chick was John’s girl they’re no longer on good terms. Good. “Look I got an idea . . .”
*Not good. * Xander thought as he saw the gleam in the blond’s eyes. A gleam all women get when they have something over the man their fighting with.
“Why don’t you ask your CO what your orders are?”
Everyone looked at Sarge some of them hoping Dr. Grimm was going others not. “ To contain and neutralize the threat, protect the civilians . . .” Pause. “ And retrieve–retrieve UAC property.” Damn! Damn!
“ We finally done here? Because I have a job to do.” *Meow! Grrrr! I have sharp claws. * Thought Xander as he fallowed all the others down the hall. Dr. Grimm reminded Xander of a few lovely women he had known so he wasn’t sure if he should like her or not. Xander smirked at Duke who was eyeing Dr. Samantha Grimm like a fine assed cut of beef. He watched as Duke leaned up to grill Reaper for info then he wanted to hit him for not being subtle.
“Tell me you didn’t let a fine-looking piece of ass . . . like that get away from you, Reaper?” Xander wanted to hit Duke, but when Reaper answered Xander wanted to hug the black idiot.
“She’s my sister.”
In his head Xander didn’t acknowledge that he was doing a snoopy dance. * She’s his sister!* He thought happily.
“No shit!” Said Duke as ‘he’ started walking behind Xander, trying to put a little breathing room between them. Smirking Xander hit Duke in the arm. “Don’t do this again, man.” Said Destroyer as he walked next to the other man.
“Do what?”
Rounding another corner, they went down another metal cover hall to another heavily locked door. “How many inside when the lab shut down?” Said Sarge as he grilled Dr. Grimm for more info.
“Only Dr. Carmacks team. That’s six people. In one of the carbon-dating labs, there was an internal phone . . . left off the hook.” She said as she locked eyes with her co-worker that held a recorder.
“Did you get any information from it?”Sarge asked as he frown. * Man Sarge is going to have major frown lines if he doesn’t stop.* The short man that Xander didn’t know the name of pressed the play button on the recorder.
The first scream was female and made Xander’s neck hair stand on end. It was one of those terror filled shrieks that someone made when they were seconds from death. Following the female cry was the sound of many men screaming for their very lives. Xander swallowed and hoped when it was his time he never screamed like that. Sarge wasted no time and ordered the door opened.
“Portman, Goat, on you.”
As the two soldiers went in Sarge turned to the group and scanned them tell his eyes fell on Xander. *Gulp* “Pup, did I say you can talk to the civilians?”
“No sir.”
“Unless I say to talk to them assume I said not too. Do I make myself clear soldier?” He said as he raised an eyebrow.
Xander nodded. “Yes sir.”
Getting the all clear the soldiers piled into the air lock. “Reaper make sure Dr. Grimm is safe on her salvage op. And take Pup with you, keep him out of trouble.” Xander blushed faintly, it was moments like these that made him feel most like a green horn.
“ Portman, Goat: Genetics. Destroyer, Kid: Carmack’s office where the mayday came from. Duke and I will take the weapons lab and make sure all the hardware is secure. Alright people be safe.”
Walking fast Xander fallowed Reaper and Dr. Grimm a faint blush still on his face. Opening the door to the office Xander held it open for Dr. Grimm and Reaper, who entered silently. They hadn’t talked at all and the air was getting thick with their looming silence. Shifting around on his feet Xander finally took the cowards way out.
“Um . . .I’m going to watch the door . . .outside.” Said Xander as he fled. Closing the door Xander took a breath. It felt crushing in their with the Grimm’s. Even out in the hall alone the recycled air felt less bitter then in the room with the siblings.
Even when he wasn’t trying to listen in he could hear Dr. Grimm and Reaper . . . talking. He could hear their voices rise and fall, obviously they really needed to have this talk. He could hear words like ‘ You re-opened the dig!’ ‘You want to talk about SAFE like you took a desk job!’ and some scattered things about super humans.
Xander was just thinking about maybe going back in the room when he heard shots fired. Tensing Xander put his hand to his ear piece.
“All units report contact!” Yelled Sarge through the com. He waited and listened like most of the others probably were.
“Friendly fire Sarge. Wasting Ghosts.” Said Destroyer through the com.
Xander could feel himself relax a bit as he took his hand off his own com. Xander was just about to lean back against the wall when he was tackled by something. Yelping Xander fell to the ground. He hissed as something burned across his back. Twisting around Xander found a balding man with broken glasses waving a knife on his back. Grabbing for the crazed mans blade Xander forced it out of his hand and stabbed him in the shoulder with it.
Using his body weight Xander threw the guy off him. Rolling onto his stomach Xander got off two shots before the man disappeared around a corner. Still laying on the ground Xander sighed as Reaper came running out of the office gun in hand.
“All units report contact! Who fired?!” Yelled Sarge into the com.
Xander panted as he put his hand to his ear piece. His little tussle was only a few seconds long but it still winded him. The mad man seamed stronger then a man should. “I did Sarge. I found a scientist or should I say he found me. . . He was crazed Sarge. Attacked me.”
“Which way did he go?”
“Towards Carmack’s lab. I’m sorry Sarge, I lost him in our struggle. He shouldn’t be far . . .He’s injured.” Reaper helped Xander up.
“Pup stay with Sam.” He said simply as he hefted his gun and left in the direction of the wayward scientist. Watching the other man walk away Xander went into the office.
“Sure Reaper . . .”
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