Wishing just makes trouble

13

Title: Merry times

Author: Moonkat

Fandom:Doom

Pairing: Xander/Reaper

Summary: Xander goes to Willy’s bar after the wedding that wasn’t. He makes a new friend and says something he shouldn’t. Now Xander has to adapt to his new surroundings. Slash. Mpreg?

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the craziness that spews out of my head. All characters belong to their respective owners.



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Keeping his eyes wide open Xander lead the way down the hall. Nothing had attacked them yet, but they still had a ways till they reached the elevator. Xander had just rounded a corner when something snarled and jumped at him. Backing up Xander clubbed the curvy pink clad infected woman in the face. Kicking out at her knee, Xander hit it with enough force to make the knee go into an odd angle. The creature didn’t seam to even notice that it was hurt. Grabbing it around the neck, he squeezed tight snapping it. Dropping the body he kept walking.



“Damn Xan! You’re a little bad ass!” Chuckled Duke as he walked over the dead body.



Xander frowned, he walked at a fast pace all play and joke gone from his voice.”We need to save our ammo.”



Destroyer flashed his light in corners, keeping an eye out for enemies. It was quit, and quit was always bad. There were a lot of bodies on the floor, some of them were put there by bullets. Recently.



“Stop.” Said Samantha.



“Sam we need to keep moving.” Said Duke as he touched her shoulder.



“We can go right to the elevator if we pass through the mess hall . . .” Sam pointed a finger at the door next to Xander. Frowning Xander pressed the button and opened the door, only to gasp and close it again.



“Pup, what the hell are you doing? This is no time to play? Why aren’t you going in man?” The others were around Xander waiting for his answer. Instead of answering Xander opened the door. Inside the mess hall was a big pink dog-like thing. It was sniffing around, growling. It had big teeth, and a lot of pink bulging muscles.



“Ok . . .”Said Duke as he closed the door. They had only a little ammo left, all they needed to do was waste it all on that big pink thing! Giving a grunt Xander kept walking, the others forming a diffencive line behind him. Though if Xander had to be honest with himself they had very little in the line of defense.



Mentally Xander went over every ones status starting with himself. He had half a clip after that he would have no more ammo. Xander’s back was also burning from the abuse it had taken, and with each step he took a needle of pain went up his foot.



Sam had the hand gun Reaper had given her, but she was inexperienced in its use. She also seamed to still be in a bit of shock. Not that anyone would blame her. It’s not every day your co-workers want to eat you and rend the flesh from your mortal body.



Kid had his weapon but Xander didn’t see his pack anywhere so that meant whatever Kid had left in his gun was all he had. Plus the Kid couldn’t walk, he was being carried on Destroyer’s back. He wasn’t bleeding anymore but Xander doubted he could walk at all.



All of Destroyer’s weapons were with Sarge so the only gun he had was one of Kid’s. Not that his regular weaponry would have helped at the moment what with his arm in a caste. The had was wobbling some so Xander guessed that the big guy had a slight to mild concussion.



Duke had a clip or two and had his gun as well as one of the shot guns from the weapons lab, if they managed it right they could get to the elevator and still have fire protection. But Duke was limping bad. They didn’t have enough time to check out his foot, Xander was pretty sure the knife went all the way through the sole. The man was leaving a bloody print with every step.



They just got to a three way in the hall and rounded a corner when they ran into a small group of infected humans gorging on some bodies. Xander didn’t think he just fired. Xander and Duke stepped forward while Destroyer stood in a corner protecting Samantha and Kid. Point blank Xander shot one in the head, its blood splashed the three behind it. Duke also went for the heads reserving the ammo they had left. After a brief spray of hot lead the creatures were down and most definitely dead.



They high tailed it quick, the loud noise had attracted more. They could hear some coming from the direction the had just left. “Wait!”



Glaring Xander looked at the one who had spoken. Kid was pointing at a storage room just to the right and down the next hall. Xander raised a brow. “The survivors. In there.”



Nodding Xander carefully went down the darkened unlit hall. Turning the gun light on Xander kept an eye on the bodies that lined the floor. Making his way to the only unopen door Xander opened it his gun up ready to shoot. To his relief the Kid had been right, these people were ok, just scared shitless. They were huddled up like rabbits their big eyes staring at Xander with a lot of fear and hope. Gesturing for the others to go in Xander entered last.



“Is everyone all right?” Asked Samantha as she started looking over the wounded in the room. “There are no wounds on their necks. All of them are clean!”



Xander smiled when he saw a couple familiar faces hiding among the crates. The man and his little girl that had tried to touch his gun were unhurt. Standing the man came bounding over to Xander a determined frown on his worn face. “NOW will you tell me what’s going on, sir?”



Xander shrugged. “Nothing much. Just a mad scientist experiment gone bad. I suppose you could call it a virus. Or a big DNA blooper even. It turns some folk into monsters and such not. All we have to do is get to the elevator. No big.”



The man holding his daughter blinked at Xander, that slow ‘huh’ blink. “W-what!”



Xander rolled his eyes. “I’ll try to get you and your gun fascinated kid out of here alive . . .if I can.” Said Xander as he patted the man on the shoulder then went over to his team but was intercepted by a little girl with big brown eyes.



“Will you marry me?” Asked the little girl as she held Xander’s hand that wasn’t holding his gun.



“Um . . .Hello what’s your name?” Asked Xander as he tried to get his hand released from the girls.



“I’m Victoria! That’s my mamma!” She squealed as she pointed at a bruised but smiling Dr. Willits. “Her name is Ann Maire! She makes great cookies with lots of chocolate in them! When we get married she’ll make them ever day!” Said the little girl as she hugged Xander’s arm.



Giving a nervous chuckle he pulled his arm away from the girl and smiled at Dr. Willits. “ So . . .Ann this is your daughter. Cute.”



“I told you she’d try to get you to marry her. You made it even worse by being a soldier and her hero.” Dr. Willits said as she hugged her daughter to her. The ten year old with long curly black hair gave Xander a white smile as she played this pink plastic pearl beads around her neck.



“I want to live in a white house on a hill. Can we get a dog? A black one?!” Giving a small choked chuckle Xander backed away from the small girl and her silently laughing mother. Making his way to his team Xander ignored the fact that Duke and Kid were laughing into their hands.



“Duke! You Destroyer and Kid guard these civilians. I’ll check out the elevator. When I get back everyone be ready to move.” Grabbing a few extra grenades Xander didn’t give anyone a chance to argue with him as he bolted from the room.



Closing the door, Xander typed the locking code. Making his way down the darkened hall Xander stayed close to the wall. The elevator was just ahead, stepping into the light of the main hall he scanned the room. There were four infected humans dining on a corpse in-front of the elevator. They didn’t seam to notice Xander as they pulled the intestines out and into their hungry mouths. They were snorting like pigs and snarling at each other, scrambling for meat.



Cocking his gun Xander smirked as their heads popped up and turned to him at the same time. “Am I late for dinner? So sorry.”



Snarling the creatures jumped up and ran at Xander, leaving their meal unfinished. Spraying hot lead out Xander smirked as each of them fell one after the other. Finding one still alive Xander stepped on its windpipe aimed his gun and fired one into the brain. Scanning the area Xander smiled as he looked at the timer. 3:20 seconds and counting till the elevator unlocks. Xander was about to turn around and give the good news to the others when a familiar voice rang out.



“Knew there was more to you then a pretty face Pup. Now what do you say to you and I clearing out the storage units. It’s almost time to get out of here.”

Xander turned around slowly and met Sarge’s smirking face.



“I can’t do that sir.”





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Review. Thanks for the nice reviews. Wasn't going to update for another few days but liked Storms review. Hoped you liked the chap.