How to be human!

Title: How to be human 11/13
Author: Spikewil
My site: http://home.wanadoo.nl/spikewil
Feedback: spikewil@wanadoo.nl
Summary: The vamps are forgiven, but first they must undergo some tests to see if they can handle being a human.
Fandom: Angel
Pairing: S/A/F
Rating: NC-17
A/N: Challenge #82 by Cadence, details in the first chapter.
Many thanks to Spiked_by_James and Queen Sereya for betaing my story. Any mistakes still in it are all mine.

***7 months pregnant***


Buffy watched the two pregnant vampires working themselves around desks, walls and doors. It was a funny sight to see, two males with large extended bellies.

The slayer felt two strong arms embrace her from behind. She looked around to see Graham smiling at her before kissing her softly on the lips.

Buffy sighed. She couldn’t believe she had been given another chance at love. This wonderful man was doing everything in his power to make her feel loved, from chocolates to romantic dinners.

Everything was going so well that Buffy was having trouble to accept that she would have to return to Rome soon. On one hand she loved the idea of going back home, but on the other hand that meant she would have to leave Xander and Dawn behind. She would miss her friend and sister a lot and hoped they would write and call often. Fortunately, Graham had decided to accompany her and keep his promise to Angel by helping demons with Initiative behavior modification chips from the law firm in Rome.


*****


Giles and Oz were snuggling in their room, talking about the two pregnant vampires.

“Angel looks like he’s about to give birth,” Oz commented during their talk.

“I know, but he keeps repeating that the baby is not due for another two months,” Giles said smiling.

“Babies always come when they want to,” Oz said and grinned as he remembered the look on Angel’s face when Giles had told him the baby could come sooner.

Fred hadn’t liked that at all. It had taken her a few hours to calm her lover down.

“Daniel, I love you,” Giles suddenly announced. The couple had spent every single moment of the past month together and the British man could no longer hide his true feelings towards the young werewolf. He knew Oz liked him but he was worried the younger man wasn’t ready for commitment yet. Giles looked expectantly at his lover, waiting for a reaction to his words.

“I love you too,” Oz replied, kissing his lover deeply to reassure him his feelings were returned. They had already lost too much time...


*****


“Fred!” Angel shouted suddenly when he heard something that he wasn’t supposed to hear.

“Angel? Are you all right? Is our baby okay?” Fred said worriedly as she ran into the living room to see a frightened vampire standing still.

“I hear two heartbeats. I think I’m having twins,” Angel mumbled as he listened to the sound.

“What the hell is wrong here?” Spike called out as he had been woken up from his nap by Angel’s shout.

“We need to see the doctor,” Fred announced and quickly guided her lovers to the doctor’s office.

Without knocking, they burst into the office and began apologizing to Sarah when she looked up startled.

“What’s wrong?” Sarah asked worried. She had never seen them behaving so agitated.

“Angel hears two heartbeats,” Fred babbled as they all sat down.

Sarah stood up and guided Angel to the table. The vampire laid down and she began to examine his belly and the baby’s vital signs. Sara frowned and continued examining the vampire, moving her stethoscope towards his chest. “Angel, that’s not the heartbeat of your child, it’s yours,” the doctor explained, with a gentle smile.

Silence.

“I’m human?” Angel whispered in a small voice.

“He’s human?” Spike said, disappointed that he wasn’t human yet.

“Yes, Angel, you’re human,” Sarah repeated. “Can’t you feel the blood flowing through your veins?”

“Yes, but I thought it was from our child,” Angel answered. Then he suddenly smiled and hugged Fred. “I’m human,” he whispered.

“Spike, come and feel...” Fred said as she turned around for her blond lover. “Spike?” she asked, puzzled by the empty space where Spike had been standing only moments ago.

“Isn’t Spike happy for me?” Angel whispered as he noticed that their lover was gone.

“Fred, Angel, he feels left out,” Sarah stated softly.

“Doctor, excuse us, we’ve got to go,” Fred announced and dragged her now human lover with her.


*****


Xander and Dawn were enjoying the movements of their child when suddenly Spike stormed into their room.

“Spike, what’s wrong?” Xander asked worriedly as he watched the blond vampire break down and cry. He hadn’t seen Spike so upset since Buffy’s second death.

“Angel is human!” Spike cried out, tears falling down his cheeks as he hugged Xander.

Xander was surprised to hear that, but embraced the vampire and held him, offering comfort until Spike would be calm enough to talk.


*****


Angel and Fred questioned everyone they met on their search for Spike. Eventually they were guided towards Xander and Dawn’s apartment. They knocked and waited impatiently for someone to open the door.

Dawn heard the knock and opened the door, revealing Angel and Fred. “Hi, he’s here,” she whispered as she let the couple inside.

Angel ran towards Spike and took him from Xander’s arms.

“I’m so sorry. I was just so happy to hear the news, that I forgot about your feelings,” Angel said worriedly as Spike continued crying.

“Spike, I think Angel became human first because he’s going to give birth first. Remember what Lorne said when you were four months pregnant?” Fred explained her thoughts.

Spike looked up at that and realized he was acting childishly. He nodded before pulling Fred next to him and into Angel’s tight embrace. “I remember, but it scares me. What if I don’t become human? What if I fail these tests and I will always stay undead?” Spike asked worriedly.

“You just need to be patient, Spike, and live your life the way it is. I just know for sure that you will become human very soon,” Fred whispered in Spike’s ear, glad that the vampire was calming down. Fred said goodbye to Dawn and Xander before dragging her two lovers back to their apartment.

“What was that all about?” Xander asked curiously. Everything had happened so fast. One moment he was holding a crying Spike and the next the threesome was out of their room.

“I don’t know, but everything looks okay now. Oh, oh and Angel is human,” Dawn answered before snuggling against Xander and placing her hands back on his small belly.


*******


“LORNE!!!” Wesley screamed out his lover’s name as he orgasmed hard.

Lorne closed his eyes as his lover’s ass squeezed his cock hard before shooting his semen inside Wesley.

“Lorne, I have been thinking about male pregnancies. First Spike and Angel, now Xander... Do you think we would be able to have children?” Wesley asked, comfortably snuggling on top of the green demon, still intimately connected.

“Do you want to have children?” Lorne replied. He was feeling lightheaded at the question. He never thought he would ever find someone who would want to bear his children, at least not outside his own species.

“Yes, I love children and I would like to have children with you,” Wesley whispered.

“I could watch your stomach grow. Our little baby inside you,” Lorne said dreamily.

“I was thinking more of your extended belly,” Wesley said with a serious face. Inside he was laughing at the stunned look on Lorne’s face.

“Really? You wouldn’t mind?” Lorne asked hopefully. He never would have guessed Wesley would give him the honor of becoming pregnant.

“Maybe we can take turns at being pregnant? I hated being an only child, maybe we could have two children?” Wesley answered and kissed Lorne deeply before slowly moving up and down again on the hard cock.

“We can do that…ah…yes,” Lorne moaned as Wesley tightened the hold on his cock with each thrust.

“Good, that means tonight you’re mine!” Wesley stated. He had already asked Sarah for the potion and had been waiting all day to use it.

“Oh, yes, Wesley…all yours!” Lorne groaned disappointedly when Wesley climbed off his lap. But he gasped when the man kneeled between his legs and positioned his cock at Lorne’s entrance and pushed in hard.


******


“What was that howl?” Andrew asked his boyfriend as they walked down the hall towards Angel’s office.

“That, love, was Lorne. Wesley must be doing naughty things to him,” Gunn answered while watching Andrew blush.

“Oh,” Andrew answered. He couldn’t think of a better answer. Although his cock did harden when he realized what Gunn meant by naughty things.

Andrew and Gunn had just arrived from a shopping trip to the nearest sex shop and the blond man could barely wait to try out some of Gunn’s purchases. “Do we really have to be here?” Andrew asked, while they approached Angel’s office. “ Can’t we go to our room first?”

“We will try out the toys later, Andrew. Now we just are going to visit the vamps and Fred before going home,” Gunn answered, laughing at the impatience. He kissed Andrew deeply before entering Angel’s office.

“Angel, what’s going on?” Gunn asked as he entered the office.

“I’m human,” Angel answered as he watched his co-worker enter, accompanied by his shy lover.

“Really? Heart beating, blood rushing through your veins and everything?” Andrew asked curiously. He glanced at the blond vampire, who was standing dejectedly in front of the large office window wall. “Does this mean Spike will become human when it’s time for him to give birth to his baby?”

Spike perked up at that. Until then, the fact that he could turn human when his baby was ready to come, hadn’t fully sunk in.

“We think so,” Fred answered and was grateful for Andrew’s attention to her blond vamp.

“Cool, I can’t wait to see his reaction when that happens,” Andrew continued, not noticing the grateful reactions from the others. Apparently everyone in the office had seen Spike’s face as he was moping over the fact that he wasn’t human yet.

“Does this mean Angel will give birth soon?” Gunn asked curiously.

Angel shook his head. “No, we still have two months to go.”

“The baby decides when it wants to come to this world, Angel. Not you,” Andrew responded, quickly hiding behind Gunn when he saw the death glare Angel shot at him.

“Andrew, let’s go home. I think you did enough here,” Gunn said and took Andrew’s hand in his own and dragged the boy out of Angel’s office.


*****


“Faith, do you think everything will be okay with Angel?” Cordelia asked worriedly, as she thought of her boss.

“Why wouldn’t he be okay? You’re worrying too much, sweet,” Faith answered, hugging her lover closer to her side.

Everyone had started worrying about Angel the moment he turned human, especially his co-workers.

“Just because he’s human, doesn’t mean he can’t deliver the baby. Everything is going to be alright,” Faith comforted Cordelia.

“I know. It’s just strange that these experiences weren’t in my vision the moment I knew they were going to be human,” Cordelia said softly, recalling every image she had seen.

“You already knew they would become human?” Faith asked stunned. “You kept that a secret.”

“I wanted them to be surprised. The tests are real, only the final result of becoming human has already been decided,” Cordelia explained.

“Wow! But I really think it won’t be longer until Angel gives birth,” Faith said before closing her eyes, drifting off.

“No, he will give birth in the eight month,” Cordelia answered softly, joining her lover in sleep.