Bits and Pieces of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Title: Chats About Demons

Fandom: BTVS/Hellboy

Pairing/Characters: Xander, John

Additional Disclaimer: I don't own Hellboy

Prompt: demons

Drabble #: 52

Date: May 16, 2012

Word count: 256

Next pairing: Optimus, Miles

AN:  If I hadn’t needed to keep this as a drabble…this would have ended up as a literal Bits and Pieces story. I’m not joking you.

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“So, you work with a demon huh?” Xander asked as he played with his drink, gazing at his friend, getting a shrug.

“You fight them to. We just happen to have a very large Hell demon working for us,” John replied, smiling slightly. “Who was raised by a human to enjoy being around humans and to protect said humans. What about you? You willingly work with a vampire?”

“As Buffy keeps reminding me, a vampire with a soul,” Xander snorted, sipping his iced coffee and shivering at the cold sweetness that hit his mouth. “Angel ain’t so bad. I just love annoying the shit out of him because I can,” he continued, shrugging with a smirk. “He’s to damn easy to annoy. He doesn’t really like me though since he thinks I enjoy being around Buffy during the day.”

“Do you?” John asked, following the other males’ example and sipping his own drink through the straw that sat in it.

“Not really,” Xander said slowly, swirling the ice around in his drink. John just cocked an eyebrow and gave him a look that told him to continue on with his explanations. “She’s not that bright at the best of times. She gets down right annoying during the day; becomes the blond bimbo that she once was in LA, Joh. And don’t get me on about everything else,” he muttered. John snickered for a few minutes until Xander smirked and asked, “So, tell me, John, all about this big, red demon of yours. Hellboy wasn’t his name?”