Fun with Baking, Or Not
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-Buffy the Vampire Slayer › Slash - Male/Male › Spike(William)/Xander
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,044
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or any of the characters, plots, etc. I don't make any money from this. Crack/Humor
Fun with Baking, Or Not
"Take it out! Take it out!" Xander was crouched down on his hands and knees in the kitchen and panicking.
"No Bleedin' way mate. It's so hot!" Spike crouched behind him feeling a bit frenzied himself.
"It's still growing! It's too big! He have to take it out NOW!!" Xander raised up on his knees pressing back against Spike's chest.
"Holy HELL! It's gonna blow!" Both of them held there breath and tried not to panic.
And that is how Buffy's oven blew up.
It took a week for the smell of burnt bread to air out. Tara and Willow had to use magic to get the doughy mess off the ceiling. All because the boy wonder and the blond menace wanted fresh bread.
Xander made sure to point out that it was Buffy's fault for asking them to house sit. Giles agreed with that, chiding her. Everyone agreed that Buffy should really have known better.
Spike pointed out that it was Buffy who had forbidden them from having sex in her house and even threatened to dust him if they did. If her slayerness hadn't done that, then he and his boy would have had better things to do than bake bread.
After the chaotic duo left Willow suggested, yet again, that they should secretly put ADHD medication in Xander's soda and Spike's blood from now on. As usual, Buffy agreed. Tara and Giles opposed it and once again the argument ended in a stalemate.
~fin~
"No Bleedin' way mate. It's so hot!" Spike crouched behind him feeling a bit frenzied himself.
"It's still growing! It's too big! He have to take it out NOW!!" Xander raised up on his knees pressing back against Spike's chest.
"Holy HELL! It's gonna blow!" Both of them held there breath and tried not to panic.
And that is how Buffy's oven blew up.
It took a week for the smell of burnt bread to air out. Tara and Willow had to use magic to get the doughy mess off the ceiling. All because the boy wonder and the blond menace wanted fresh bread.
Xander made sure to point out that it was Buffy's fault for asking them to house sit. Giles agreed with that, chiding her. Everyone agreed that Buffy should really have known better.
Spike pointed out that it was Buffy who had forbidden them from having sex in her house and even threatened to dust him if they did. If her slayerness hadn't done that, then he and his boy would have had better things to do than bake bread.
After the chaotic duo left Willow suggested, yet again, that they should secretly put ADHD medication in Xander's soda and Spike's blood from now on. As usual, Buffy agreed. Tara and Giles opposed it and once again the argument ended in a stalemate.
~fin~