Anya in the Weeds
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BtVS Crossovers › Misc - General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
978
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0
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I own neither and will earn nothing. Weeds is owned by it's creators and HBO and Joss Whedon owns Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Anya in the Weeds
"That was a good orgasm. Not as good as the one this morning though."
"Thanks...well, I ah..."
"But It was much MUCH better than yesterday's. I started to wonder if you were gay and just didn't know it."
"What? Wait a sec' here, you were..."
"All the cuddling and the touching, really I was just waiting for you to start crying."
"Hey, that only happened the one time, it was a hard time for me. My house had just burned down and..."
"and of course, all of the training I had to give you when we first started. It made me wonder if you had ever seen a woman's body before."
"Hold on now! I'll have you..."
"What does this do? I can't find it! Oh look how cute those are! honk honk. LAME. and the 'tuning the radio' joke was pathetic too, it should have given me a clue."
"Just stop! No one has ever complained..."
"Xander now, he could really deliver."
"Who? I don't think we should..."
"Multiples, crashing over each other like waves on the shore."
"Well I'm happy that he..."
"and the size difference too."
"STOP!"
"Jimmy Dean compared to Keilbasa."
"HUMMMM..I CANT HEAR YOU...HUMMMM"
"Hurt for days afterwards."
"Please, please stop. I'm begging..."
"NOW why are you crying? STOP THAT...give me a smoke. This dimension sucks."
"Thanks...well, I ah..."
"But It was much MUCH better than yesterday's. I started to wonder if you were gay and just didn't know it."
"What? Wait a sec' here, you were..."
"All the cuddling and the touching, really I was just waiting for you to start crying."
"Hey, that only happened the one time, it was a hard time for me. My house had just burned down and..."
"and of course, all of the training I had to give you when we first started. It made me wonder if you had ever seen a woman's body before."
"Hold on now! I'll have you..."
"What does this do? I can't find it! Oh look how cute those are! honk honk. LAME. and the 'tuning the radio' joke was pathetic too, it should have given me a clue."
"Just stop! No one has ever complained..."
"Xander now, he could really deliver."
"Who? I don't think we should..."
"Multiples, crashing over each other like waves on the shore."
"Well I'm happy that he..."
"and the size difference too."
"STOP!"
"Jimmy Dean compared to Keilbasa."
"HUMMMM..I CANT HEAR YOU...HUMMMM"
"Hurt for days afterwards."
"Please, please stop. I'm begging..."
"NOW why are you crying? STOP THAT...give me a smoke. This dimension sucks."