Strange Occurrence

Title: Strange Occurrence
Author: TammyDevil666
Summary: Takes place during "Gone." Xander returns after Spike kicks an invisible Buffy out of his crypt. He still wants to find his missing friend, but gets a lot more instead.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Spike/Xander
Feedback: Any comments would be appreciated.
Author's Note: This is my second time attempting this pairing. I just had this idea in my head and decided to see if I could do something with it.

“Good plan, Spike. Kick the Slayer out of your crypt before she finishes,” he complained to himself, gazing down at his hard and painful cock. “I guess I’ll be getting the job done myself.” He stroked and pulled at his dick, closing his eyes in pure bliss and fantasizing about being inside Buffy’s warm pussy. Spike came with a roar a few seconds later, coating his fingers with his cold, dead seed. He let out a sigh as he stared down at the mess, wiping his hands on the sheet. “It’s just not the same.”

“Merciful Zeus, I really shouldn’t have come back here.”

Spike groaned at the interruption, not even caring to cover up. He had nothing to hide, after all. “What are you doing back here, Harris? I told you, I don’t know where Buffy is. Slayer’s bound to show up eventually, just give her time.”

Xander took a step forward. “We might not have a lot of time. What were you doing?”

Spike grinned. “It’s called having a good wank; don’t tell me you’ve never done it.”

Xander blushed and glanced away. “That’s not the point. I just wanted to ask if you knew where Buffy might go. She’s been distant with us lately, but I know she’s been spending more time with you. I figured you might have a better idea about where she would be.”

Spike sat up in bed. “I don’t know why you think we’ve been spending time together. She can hardly stand me, so I really couldn’t tell you.”

Xander nodded and took in a deep breath, his eyes lowering to Spike’s manhood. It was bigger than anything he could remember seeing before.

Spike raised his eyebrows. “See anything you like, mate?”

Xander shook his head and tried to focus on the conversation. “No, I’ll just be going now.”

“Is demon girl not satisfying you? I guess that’s understandable, she’s too interested in planning the wedding. She probably doesn’t think much about your needs.”

Xander turned back to him. “Leave Anya out of this, she satisfies me just fine. She’s just distracted right now. At least I have someone. You’re in here ‘exercising’ and playing with yourself. That’s pretty pathetic.”

“Oh, yeah, that really hits me where it hurts. I saw you checking out my dangly bits, Harris. If you’re curious, all you had to do was ask,” he finished with a grin.

“I…I’m not curious. I don’t think much about you at all, and I wasn’t even looking at that. I was just admiring your, uh, sheets. Right, that’s what I was doing. And now I’m gonna go look for my friend.” He was about to leave, but Spike’s voice once again stopped him.

“You’ll never find her. Slayer’s a stubborn little chit, she’ll only be found if she wants to be. I have a feeling that she might be enjoying this whole invisibility gig a bit too much, but she’ll come to her senses soon enough. If you go looking for her, chances are she’ll just stay hidden.”

Xander sighed, hating when the vampire was right. He just hoped Buffy came to them before it was too late. An idea suddenly formed in his head. “She might come by here, right? I know you were lying about her not hanging out with you, so maybe if I just wait here, she’ll show up.”

Spike shrugged. “Suit yourself, it’s not like I had any plans. Make yourself comfortable.”

Xander looked around and noticed that the only place to sit was on Spike’s bed. The upstairs was trashed and wasn’t likely to be very comfortable. He took another breath and moved over to the bed, sitting down on the edge. “I really like what you’ve done with the place, but the upstairs needs some serious work. It’s like a tornado hit it or something.”

He smirked. “Yeah, I’ll get right on that.”

Xander avoided looking at the vampire, his lack of clothes making him feel a bit uneasy.

Spike noticed and looked the carpenter up and down, licking his lips. “You wanna touch it, Harris?”

Xander’s eyes widened at his implication. “What? Of course not, you must be crazy to think that.”

Spike rolled his eyes. “Don’t deny it, I saw you checking me out. Not that I could really blame you. I promise it won’t bite, much. I can’t say the same for me, though.”

Xander gulped and couldn’t believe that he was even considering it, but found himself reaching a hand out to Spike’s cock. He wrapped his fingers around the hard shaft, trailing them up and down the smooth skin. He was surprised to find that it wasn’t rougher.

Spike gasped and shut his eyes. He had no idea the boy would actually take him up on his offer, but was definitely not disappointed. “Squeeze me harder, Harris. Fuck, just like that.”

Xander should have felt disgusted, but he couldn’t help being turned on by the things Spike was saying. He obliged and squeezed the vampire’s cock harder; pumping him for all that he was worth.

Spike yelled out his release.

Xander was shocked that he could do that and immediately ripped his hand away.

Spike opened his eyes to stare at him. “That was bloody marvelous, but we’re not done yet.” He stroked his dick and glanced up at Xander. “Take it in your mouth. Come on, I know you’ve always wanted to try that.”

Xander didn’t know what to think at this point, but he was willing to try just about anything. Besides, he didn’t want Spike to think that he couldn’t do it. If there was one thing Xander Harris wasn’t, it was a quitter. He wasn’t about to stop now. With that thought in mind, he lowered his head and engulfed Spike’s penis into his mouth, taking him all in.

Spike moaned and held the brunette’s head, thrusting up into his mouth. “Bloody fuck, it’s hard to imagine this is your first blow job.”

Xander tried to respond, but remembered that he had about eleven inches of vampire cock in his mouth, making speech very difficult.

The sensations that went through Spike were more than he’d ever felt before. He came hard, spurting his dead seed into Xander’s mouth.

The carpenter pulled away, licking his lips in the process. “That wasn’t so bad,” he finally spoke.

Spike was more turned on than ever before. “Take your pants off, Harris. It’s time that I returned the favor.”

Xander didn’t know why he couldn’t just unzip them, but did as the vampire said.

Spike licked his lips when Xander’s cock was revealed to him, finding that his package was also pretty impressive. He rummaged through his things, snatching the bottle of lotion once he located it. “This is all I have, so it’ll have to do. Now, get on your hands and knees, ass in the air.”

Xander was confused, until he realized what Spike wanted. He gulped and obeyed at the same time, knowing that there would be no going back after this.

Spike grinned and moved behind Xander, slapping both of his ass cheeks and getting them nice and red.

“Man, that fucking hurts.”

Spike only waved his hand in the air. “That’s nothing; a little pain with the pleasure is always arousing. I can see that I have much to teach you, Harris. Just relax; I’ll take care of everything.” He squirted some of the lotion in his hands, then rubbed up and down his cock. Spike positioned his shaft to Xander’s opening and in one swift move, buried his dick inside.

Light exploded before Xander’s eyes. “Holy fuck, you feel so huge. I didn’t even think that would fit.”

Spike grinned again and pounded hard into his ass. It wasn’t his first time fucking a male, but no one had ever felt so tight before. He reached over and tugged on Xander’s cock as he gave it to him good from behind.

Xander never knew that anything could feel so amazing. “Shit, Spike, right there. God, don’t stop. Fuck me harder.”

Spike was surprised by the change in Harris, but also pleased. It meant that maybe instead of Xander always looking down on him for being a demon; he might start to consider him as more like a friend. Well, fuck buddy, whatever he wanted to call it. Spike didn’t see this only being a one time thing. He kept yanking on Xander’s cock, causing the carpenter to have the most intense orgasm of his life.

Xander was panting when it was all over, not sure what to think about this new turn of events.

Spike pulled his cock out, grabbing the sheet and cleaning himself off. It was time to get some new sheets.

Xander finally came back to his senses and stared at Spike in horror. He quickly got out of bed, looking for his pants and putting them on. “No one is to find out about this, especially not Anya. You got that?”

Spike tried to hide the hurt when he answered. “Right, like I want this getting out. The demon world would have my head if they found out I shagged a ponce like you.”

Xander ignored the insult and nodded. “Good, you better keep it that way. I have to look for Buffy. It was a mistake to come here.” Without giving him one more glance, Xander made his way out of the crypt.

Spike lay down in his bed, still not believing what just happened. A part of him felt guilty for betraying Buffy, even though he knew that she was only using him. She would never love him and it was about time he accepted that. A smile formed on his face as he thought about Harris. The boy could deny what took place all he wanted, but sooner or later, he would come back. They always did.

The End