Christmas Blunders
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-Buffy the Vampire Slayer › FemmeSlash - Female/Female › Buffy/Faith
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
5,280
Reviews:
12
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
5
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I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer (BtVS), nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Christmas Blunders
TITLE: Christmas Blunders (1/5)
AUTHOR: AsianObsidian
RATING: Starts out PG-13 then NC-17
PAIRING: Faith/Buffy, Willow/Kennedy, Xander/Anya
SUMMARY: *sings* It’s that wonderful time of the year! Yes, it’s the holiday season. Our two favorite slayers go up to Mrs. Summers’ cabin and bring along the whole gang. Unfortunately Christmas cheer is cut short when odd events occur. Who will save Christmas?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters from BtVS. They are all property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
FEEDBACK: Oh yes please! Your feedback is much appreciated.
DISTRIBUTION: Fine by me as long as you ask first.
BETA: Carolyn aka HotLezzi6969 *snicker*
Chapter 1
“B! Where did you pack my bra?” Faith yelled from inside Buffy’s room. The little blonde was running around the house, packing for not only herself, but for Faith as well.
“I didn’t pack it!” She yelled over her shoulder while she was folding sweaters and shirts at break neck speed.
“What?!?” The brunette had her eye brows raised.
“It’s not like you wear it anyway dear, so don’t worry.” Buffy couldn’t hide her smirk.
“But it’ll probably be fricken freezing in the mountains! My nipples need that extra layer, B!” The younger slayer whined.
“God, Faith! You barely wear a bra and with all the sweaters I put you in, your boobs will be snuggly and warm.”
“Sweaters?!? B! You know I hate those!” Faith stomped her steel toed boot in a huff. Buffy walked towards her girlfriend and rubbed her arms.
“They keep you warm Faith. And I won’t have you running around in the snow with just tight leather pants and jacket with just your tank top underneath.”
“But I thought you liked me in my leathers.” Faith waggled her eye brows. The shorter slayer swatter her arm playfully.
“I do baby, but not if it risks your health on this vacation.”
Faith groaned and walked into the kitchen to pack some food for the trip. Buffy poked her head out of the room.
“Sweetie! Do you want me to pack the sweater with the reindeer on the front or the one with Frosty?” The bouncy blonde asked while holding up two hangers with the sweaters hanging from them.
“B! I don…” Faith started to protest but Xander’s car horn cut their dispute.
“Fine, whatever. They’re waiting, come on B!” Buffy lifted three bags down the hall towards the door.
“What did you pack? B, we’re on vacation for five days, not the rest of winter!”
“These are all necessities!” Buffy humphed and gave a pout.
Faith dug into one of the over stuffed suitcases and pulled out two different kinds of hair driers.
“B! You call hauling two hair driers, necessity?!?” The little blonde whined in response.
“Well, one is for pre-drying and the other is for hair fluffing purposes only!” Their conversation was interrupted by the distinct sound of Xander Harris’ car horn.
Beep! Beep! Xander popped his head out of the car window.
“Ok, everyone ready?” Anya was sitting in the front seat, a frown plastered on her face.
“Why do we have to bring them Xander? I thought this was supposed to be a romantic holiday vacation for just us! All they’re going to want to do is play in the snow and talk by the fire. That will totally impede on our customary ritual of hour long holiday sex!”
“Ahn, we discussed this. Vacationing with friends on the holidays is what friends do together. It’s not just customary to only have sex on the holidays. You share it with friends and enjoy good times together.” Xander tried to explain.
“Ahh ha! So you DO want to share our sex time with them! I knew it! If I can’t have lesbian orgies, neither can you!” Anya crossed her arms and turned away from the confused brunette.
“I didn’t mean IT as in our sex time, I meant….” Xander rambled on trying to salvage the conversation.
~Meanwhile up in Willow and Kennedy’s room~
Soft moaning could be heard from inside the room. Kennedy’s sighs of pleasure could be heard clear as day.
“Ooooh, baby right there.”
“You mean right….here?” Willow asked oh so innocently.
“Oh, god yes! I can feel it.”
“Oooh, baby you’re so tight today. What’s got you wound up?”
“I dunno, musta been those Racklor demons last night. Fuckin things had lead for fists!”
Kennedy lay on her stomach, her petit girlfriend kneeling besides her massaging her back.
“All better?” Will caressed her girlfriend’s shoulder blades.
“All better. In fact…” Kennedy flipped the red head onto her back. The little Wicca gave a tiny squeal.
“Much…much better” Kennedy leaned towards her lover’s lips with each word.
Knock! Knock!
“Guys! Xander’s here!” The petite blonde slayer hollered through the door.
“Ugh, time to go.” Willow sighed while Kennedy collapsed defeated on her girlfriend.
“Don’t wanna, its nice here.” Kennedy groaned and buried her head in the crook of the red head’s neck.
“Come on baby, the sooner we leave the sooner we have a room up at the cabin, all to our selves.” Willow said the last sentence in her husky tone. Kennedy rolled off of her girlfriend and shoved the rest of her thing into overstuffed suitcase. Though, she stopped at looked quizzically around the room.
“Willow, do you know where my bra is?”
Willow was already half way down the stairs to meet Buffy at the door. The Wicca looked expectantly at Buffy.
“So which one did she pick?” The red head asked her best friend.
“She didn’t exactly pick, but I’m going with reindeer.” Buffy snickered.
“Oooh, goody! Kennedy looks so cute with the Frosty on!” Willow snatched the Frosty designed sweater and shoved it into her suitcase.
Faith and Kennedy walked out of their rooms. Both had scowls on their pretty faces. Faith asked with raised eye brows.
“She hid your bra too?”
“Yup”
TBC
AUTHOR: AsianObsidian
RATING: Starts out PG-13 then NC-17
PAIRING: Faith/Buffy, Willow/Kennedy, Xander/Anya
SUMMARY: *sings* It’s that wonderful time of the year! Yes, it’s the holiday season. Our two favorite slayers go up to Mrs. Summers’ cabin and bring along the whole gang. Unfortunately Christmas cheer is cut short when odd events occur. Who will save Christmas?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters from BtVS. They are all property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
FEEDBACK: Oh yes please! Your feedback is much appreciated.
DISTRIBUTION: Fine by me as long as you ask first.
BETA: Carolyn aka HotLezzi6969 *snicker*
Chapter 1
“B! Where did you pack my bra?” Faith yelled from inside Buffy’s room. The little blonde was running around the house, packing for not only herself, but for Faith as well.
“I didn’t pack it!” She yelled over her shoulder while she was folding sweaters and shirts at break neck speed.
“What?!?” The brunette had her eye brows raised.
“It’s not like you wear it anyway dear, so don’t worry.” Buffy couldn’t hide her smirk.
“But it’ll probably be fricken freezing in the mountains! My nipples need that extra layer, B!” The younger slayer whined.
“God, Faith! You barely wear a bra and with all the sweaters I put you in, your boobs will be snuggly and warm.”
“Sweaters?!? B! You know I hate those!” Faith stomped her steel toed boot in a huff. Buffy walked towards her girlfriend and rubbed her arms.
“They keep you warm Faith. And I won’t have you running around in the snow with just tight leather pants and jacket with just your tank top underneath.”
“But I thought you liked me in my leathers.” Faith waggled her eye brows. The shorter slayer swatter her arm playfully.
“I do baby, but not if it risks your health on this vacation.”
Faith groaned and walked into the kitchen to pack some food for the trip. Buffy poked her head out of the room.
“Sweetie! Do you want me to pack the sweater with the reindeer on the front or the one with Frosty?” The bouncy blonde asked while holding up two hangers with the sweaters hanging from them.
“B! I don…” Faith started to protest but Xander’s car horn cut their dispute.
“Fine, whatever. They’re waiting, come on B!” Buffy lifted three bags down the hall towards the door.
“What did you pack? B, we’re on vacation for five days, not the rest of winter!”
“These are all necessities!” Buffy humphed and gave a pout.
Faith dug into one of the over stuffed suitcases and pulled out two different kinds of hair driers.
“B! You call hauling two hair driers, necessity?!?” The little blonde whined in response.
“Well, one is for pre-drying and the other is for hair fluffing purposes only!” Their conversation was interrupted by the distinct sound of Xander Harris’ car horn.
Beep! Beep! Xander popped his head out of the car window.
“Ok, everyone ready?” Anya was sitting in the front seat, a frown plastered on her face.
“Why do we have to bring them Xander? I thought this was supposed to be a romantic holiday vacation for just us! All they’re going to want to do is play in the snow and talk by the fire. That will totally impede on our customary ritual of hour long holiday sex!”
“Ahn, we discussed this. Vacationing with friends on the holidays is what friends do together. It’s not just customary to only have sex on the holidays. You share it with friends and enjoy good times together.” Xander tried to explain.
“Ahh ha! So you DO want to share our sex time with them! I knew it! If I can’t have lesbian orgies, neither can you!” Anya crossed her arms and turned away from the confused brunette.
“I didn’t mean IT as in our sex time, I meant….” Xander rambled on trying to salvage the conversation.
~Meanwhile up in Willow and Kennedy’s room~
Soft moaning could be heard from inside the room. Kennedy’s sighs of pleasure could be heard clear as day.
“Ooooh, baby right there.”
“You mean right….here?” Willow asked oh so innocently.
“Oh, god yes! I can feel it.”
“Oooh, baby you’re so tight today. What’s got you wound up?”
“I dunno, musta been those Racklor demons last night. Fuckin things had lead for fists!”
Kennedy lay on her stomach, her petit girlfriend kneeling besides her massaging her back.
“All better?” Will caressed her girlfriend’s shoulder blades.
“All better. In fact…” Kennedy flipped the red head onto her back. The little Wicca gave a tiny squeal.
“Much…much better” Kennedy leaned towards her lover’s lips with each word.
Knock! Knock!
“Guys! Xander’s here!” The petite blonde slayer hollered through the door.
“Ugh, time to go.” Willow sighed while Kennedy collapsed defeated on her girlfriend.
“Don’t wanna, its nice here.” Kennedy groaned and buried her head in the crook of the red head’s neck.
“Come on baby, the sooner we leave the sooner we have a room up at the cabin, all to our selves.” Willow said the last sentence in her husky tone. Kennedy rolled off of her girlfriend and shoved the rest of her thing into overstuffed suitcase. Though, she stopped at looked quizzically around the room.
“Willow, do you know where my bra is?”
Willow was already half way down the stairs to meet Buffy at the door. The Wicca looked expectantly at Buffy.
“So which one did she pick?” The red head asked her best friend.
“She didn’t exactly pick, but I’m going with reindeer.” Buffy snickered.
“Oooh, goody! Kennedy looks so cute with the Frosty on!” Willow snatched the Frosty designed sweater and shoved it into her suitcase.
Faith and Kennedy walked out of their rooms. Both had scowls on their pretty faces. Faith asked with raised eye brows.
“She hid your bra too?”
“Yup”
TBC