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Angel and the Cell Phone

By: UrsurlaFretz
folder Angel the Series › Slash - Male/Male › Angel(us)/Spike(William)
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Angel and the Cell Phone

This was written in response to a challenge on the community nekid_spike. Please enjoy and review


Title: Angel and the Cell Phone
Author: LadyVirgo1956
Pairing: Angel/Spike, Angel/?
Rating: G
Warnings: Violence to Cell Phones
Disclaimer: I do not own Joss Whedon does
Notes: Numbers Challenge
Summary: Spike gives Angel a Cell Phone

Angel and the Cell Phone


Spike stood outside the door to Angel’s office, not sure if he should do this. Everyone had tried to show him how to use the item he was holding but it always ended in disaster. Putting on an I could care less persona he walked into the office.

The first thing he noticed when he walked in was that everyone was there. ‘Bugger,’ he thought, ‘Might as well get this over with.’ “‘ello everyone.” Angel looked up and scowled. “What is it Spike? Can’t you see we are in a meeting?” Spike ignored him and handed him the package instead. Angel looked at it uncertainly. Knowing Spike it could be some sex toy. “What is this Spike?” Spike rolled his eyes and looked at him. “It’s a pressie. Open it up.” Angel looked at him and then the package. The rest of the people in the room, though curious, had a good idea on what it was and started to leave. Noticing this, Angel scowled at them. “This meeting isn’t over. Why the rush?” Everyone resumed their seats nervously.

Satisfied, Angel looked at Spike “What is it, Spike?” All Spike did was push it closer “Open it up and find out.” Reluctantly Angel opened it and pulled out a Pink Cell Phone. Angel gave one look at Spike and smiled. It was not an ‘Oh a Pink Cell Phone I have been wanting one for awhile’ smile. And it wasn’t an ‘Oh thank-you I broke my last one and been meaning to get another one’ smile. This smile was dangerous. Angelus dangerous. Angel put down the phone and got up and walked into the office restroom and returned with a glass full of water.

He picks up the phone and crushed it and then dropped it into the water. He looked up at Spike who is livid at what Angel just did, but Angel didn’t give him a chance to say a word. Angel looked at him and the rest of the people. “I do not like Cell Phones. They are a pain in the ass. I do not want to see another one given to me, is that clear? Good, let’s finish this meeting I have things to do.”

Spikes stormed out, wanting to kill something and left to do just that.

The meeting over with, Angel locked the door and resumed his seat, before feeling his pants vibrate. He pulled out his Cell Phone and smiled, pressing the button that would connect him to who was calling. “Hi Xander, yeah just finished up,” he said. “It was Spike’s turn today. If they knew I already had one and know how to use it they would be surprised.” Angel laughed as he talked to the one person he loves.

The End