Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Version You Never Saw

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (The Version you never saw on TV)

Rating: NC/17 for graphic sex and incest. Please don’t read if this offends.

Disclaimer: These characters belong to Joss Wheadon. This is my version of the show he created.

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Summary: This is a parody of Buffy. I thought it was time to laugh a little.


Preface:

Once upon a time in a sleepy little town not far away called Sunnydale, there lived a slayer named Buffy.

Buffy had hair of gold, and judging by her appearance, a bad case of anorexia. She may have been small of stature but she sure knew how to beat the crap out of every vampire or demon around.

Buffy had a gang of friends. They called themselves the Scooby Gang. Now tell me, would you be intimidated by a gang named after a cartoon dog? Oh well, the town demons and vampires soon found out that life in Sunnydale with the Scoobies was not exactly good for their health..

Buffy had a nasty habit of talking and delivering one liners to her vampire victims before she staked them. Poor things didn’t realize she was trying out her comedy act on them. Most were happy to be staked to get away from her lame jokes.

Buffy’s fellow gang members consisted of a girl named Willow, who was once with guys, but found out that she preferred girls. She was a witch with powers so strong that she almost ended the world at one point. She had serious control issues with her magic. Evidently she got real pissed when some guy shot her girlfriend through the window of her house. It didn’t help that her blood spattered all over the place and didn’t match the bedroom carpet.
No one wanted to be around Willow when she lost it. Her hair turned from red to black, and her eyes got all weird and dark, and she ran around screaming spells and making things explode.

Along with Willow, the gang consisted of Xander, Anya and Dawn, Buffy’s hot teenage sister, who really wasn’t her sister, as she is a key.. Following this?

Xander was just an ordinary guy. He had no powers but he tried to help by cracking jokes and generally making an ass of himself.

Lately Xander seems to be growing larger. He must be eating all the food Buffy is setting aside. He is still very nice though. His former girl friend is Anya, who is a demon now human, and gives new meaning to the term nut case. She has her moments though, and is known for wearing some of the worst outfits possible. She and Zander still care about each other but don’t seem to have the brains to do anything about it.

Then we have Spike. What can one say about Spike. He is a Vampire with a chip in him to give him a soul, but then they took out the chip, as it kept malfunctioning. In his former life, he bit his mother and made her a vampire too, so he would never see her grow old. But then he staked her when she decided she didn’t like her baby boy Spikie anymore. Spike had a real Oedipus complex for Mommy Dearest.

Now, in the present, no one can keep up with who, or what, Spike is at any given moment. One day he is good, one day he is out slurping up blood as Vampire Spike, or beating up another slayer named Wood who tried to kill him for killing his Mommy, another slayer. Keeping up still?

They chain Spike up in the basement of La Maison Buffy to contain him when he loses control. He has hair almost the color of slayer Buffy, but lighter, like the bottle of Clairol went bad before he bleached it.

Buffy has some kind of a “love hate” thing going on with Spikie. She had sex with him, but now she says she doesn‘t feel the same.. One would think that being a slayer she would be more picky about her boyfriends. She seems to have a thing for the Undead.. First there was Angel, who was a vampire too, who she killed, but he came back to move on to his own detective agency in LA; proving he was better off away from slayer girl. Anyway we won’t go into that one. Needless to say, Buffy has serious problems with picking the wrong guys.

Along with this group of dysfunctional beings we add Giles, a very British gentleman who started out as Buffy’s watcher, but now is no longer her watcher, and Faith who was a fellow slayer who fought with Buffy but secretly had a real thing for her.

You could cut the chemistry between the two slayers with a knife. Me thinks this is why Buffy has lost it, and seems consumed with Spikie Boy. She still s fos for Faith. Who has just been released from prison and will be back in Sunnydale any moment.

Can we say, big sparks of hot sexual tension.

Scene One…

Buffy woke up with a bad headache. Killing Vampires did that to her. Thank God Willow had come up with a remedy that made it all go away. Buffy took about 5 pills now. Soon she felt happy and carefree and full of excitement for another day of Vamp slaying, Spike chaining, and generally hanging out with the gang. Willow knew how to keep Buffy Girl happy. Right now she was secretly longfor for a way to get Buffy alone for the evening. She was tired of waiting for Buffy to realize that sex with her would be so much hotter than it ever was with Clairol boy.

Dawn, Buffy’s sexy sister, woke up now too. She dreaded another boring day of high school. All she wanted to do was go out and be a slayer like her sister. But school called, so she decided to get through the day by wearing the tightest jeans, and tiniest top she owned. (Typical teen age girl thinking). This girl has come along way from being a key hasn’t she?

She stopped and admired her body in the full length mirror now. Yep, she was a hottie. Dawn felt so sexy lately. She knew she wanted it, and soon. And she knew also, that she didn’t want some guy, nope she had dreams of fucking her sister and her friend Willow. Dawn smiled as she thought of how it would feel to have them licking her moist eager pussy.

Willow, Dawn and Buffy sat and ate their breakfast together. Both Dawn and Willow kept thinking of how it would be to have sex with Buffy. Buffy sat there oblivious of how much the two wanted her, she was too busy wondering what she felt about Spike Boy.. Buffy was pretty messed up for someone who went out and slayed vampires to save the world.

“Hi all,” said Xander, as he walked in, sat down and helped himself to half of the food on the table. The girls looked up and smiled. “H tak take mine too,” said Buffy handing Xander her plate of bacon and eggs. “I’m not hungry, I ate yesterday morning.”

“So what’s happening?” said Xander, as he shoved every morsel of available food into his mouth..

“Nothing much since we talked to you last night,” said Buffy as she got up and walked out of the room. Buffy was not too good with the manners thing. No one seemed to mind though. After all, she was the Slayer. Willow, Dawn and Xander talked for a while and then each went on with their day..

Scene Two

Dawn was the first to arrive home that afternoon. She started to close the front door behind her, but it didn’t shut. As she turned around, she saw a hot looking girl standing there holding the door open behind her.

Dawn let out a small gasp. This girl was dressed in the most amazing skin tight leather pants and white t shirt. She could see her nipples pushing through that t shirt. The girl had no bra on. Dawn wanted her too, along with Buffy and Willow. (Being the key must make one oversexed and horny).

“Hi,” said the girl giving Dawn a sexy grin. “I’m Faith, maybe you’ve heard of me.“

“Yep,” said Dawn staring at the sexy brunette. “You’re the slayer who killed someone, tried to pin it on my sister, and went after her boyfriend Angel too, Nice to meet ya, I’m Dawn.”

Obviously Dawn doesn’t care what a girl has done as long as she is sexy.

“Ah, little sister, umm, well you sure are a hottie aren’t you.”

Dawn smiled, and blushed. She knew she wanted to fuck Faith real soon.

“Come on in,” said Dawn and motioned for Faith to follow her. Faith checked out Dawn’s round firm ass as she led her into the living room.

“Yep this was one sexy girl here,” said Faith to herself. “Nice ass, great ass there..”

These girls in Sunnydale have a one track mind.

Dawn and Faith sat and talked for a while. Dawn kept staring at Faith’s nipples, and Faith kept asking Dawn to get her food from the kitchen so she could keep checking out her ass as she walked.

If Buffy and Willow had not come home then, who knows what the two girls would have been doing to each other.

Scene Three

“Hey Dawnie” said Buffy, as she walked into the living room. She stopped and stared. There was Faith sitting on the sofa smiling up at her. She let out a gasp.

“Hey, B,” said Faith grinning at her almost wickedly.

Here we have a long silent moment of sexual tension. Faith and Buffy’s eyes lock. They can’t speak. Dawn sits there jealous of what she sees between her sister and this hot girl she wants for herself.

“Hi, Faith,” said Willow staring at the two girls in front of her, knowing exactly what they are both thinking. After all she is a lesbian she knows the signs.

All four girls sat down now and made small talk. Dawn wanted to fuck Faith, and Buffy, and Willow. Willow wanted to fuck Buffy. Faith and Buffy really wanted to fuck each other bad right now, but no one did or said a thing about this. We have all the makings of a good porn flick don’t we?

Scene Four

As night approached, the girls decided that Faith and Buffy would go out slaying together tonight. Willow and Dawn would stay home and wait for them to return. Then they would have a little party with some good food and music. After all these girls are all about fun in Sunnydale. Slaying is hard work.

This was Willow’s idea as she sure wasn’t going to leave Faith and Buffy alone when they came home if she could help it.

Faith and Buffy left, and Dawn and Willow went into the kitchen to make up some yummy goodies for the evening ahead. No one remembered that Spike Boy was still chained in the basement.

Faith and Buffy had a great time slaying together again. Each seemed to be able to anticipate each others moves. It was like they were a team. One hitting, the other spiking one vampire after another.

Faith kept staring at Buffy as she moved.

Buffy kept staring at Faith as she moved.

The longer they slayed, the hotter they got for each other, but still nothing was said. Not even when one Vampire commented to them both, just before Buffy staked him, “Hey why don’t you two get a room.” Nah, they didn’t seem to even hear him. They were too lost in the feelings they felt for each other.

Slayer sex scene coming up.

Scene Five

Buffy and Faith finally finished slaying every available vampire in sight, and then some. They walked home now together, chatting away as if they were long lost friends. They seemed to have forgotten about the bad things in their past.

When they came into the house they found Willow and Dawn sitting in the living room munching on food and listening to music.

“Hey guys, lets party,” said Dawn getting up and pulling Faith over to her.
Sweet little Dawnie wastes no time, does she?

Faith smiled and joined Dawn in a sexy dance in front of the other two girls. Willow looked over at Buffy now. “You look like you have another headache,” she said as she stroked Buffy’s arm.. “Here take some more of my pills”

Buffy eagerly gulped down a handful of pills, and soon was smiling at Willow, as the other two continued to dance. Little did she know that Willow had added a little extra ingredient to these ’happy pills” she gave her. Willow was taking no chance tonight she wanted Buffy now.

Soon the four girls were dancing and enjoying each others company, as more than friends.

The music blared loudly, and no one heard Spike Boy in the cellar yelling to be let loose. He had been chained up since yesterday, and he was mad, hungry and he had to go to the bathroom bad.

Dawn reached over and gave Faith a kiss on the lips. Faith bent in and grabbed Buffy’s little sister and planted a huge deep one on her now. Dawn lost her balance and fell to the floor.

Faith and Dawn began to rip off each other’s clothes. Soon both were naked.

Buffy and Willow watched. Buffy was jealous. She wanted Faith.

Willow wanted Buffy, so she reached over and grabbed here and pushed her down on the sofa. Buffy looked up at her friend and suddenly wanted to fuck her bad. Great pills, Willow.

They ripped off each other’s clothes now and began to kiss passionately.

Dawn and Faith were naked on the floor now and were kissing and caressing each other’s breasts. Dawn was so hot. Faith was so hot. They were eagerly grabbing and pulling on each others hard nipples.

“Oh God, Faith” screamed Dawn. Faith pushed her down on the floor and spread her long legs wide..

Buffy looked over and saw this. She felt so excited now seeing Faith naked about to suck on her sister’s virgin pussy that she grabbed Willow and dragged her over to the two girls on the floor.

Even Willow’s magic pills could not keep Buffy from Faith. Awe.. Slayer love is grand, ain’t it?

Buffy pulled Faith up and kissed her passionately. Faith responded with a deep hard kiss. Soon both girls had forgotten everyone else but each other. The years of pent up sexual tension exploded right then at that moment.

Dawn and Willow saw this, and sat there staring as they watched this all happen. Willow reached over and kissed Dawn and began to fuck her pussy with her fingers. After all a virgin pussy is not bad is it, Willow?

Faith knew all she wanted right now was to fuck Buffy.

Buffy finally realized that all she ever wanted was to fuck Faith.

The two devoured each other’s bodies with kisses.

Buffy pulled Faith over to the sofa and turned her around. She slammed her down and held onto her perfect round ass. Faith moaned as she felt Buffy’s lips and tongue move all over her ass. Buffy licked Faiths ass, loving the taste and feel of it. She wanted her so much now.

She climbed up underneath Faith, and began to lick her slit up and down as she continued to softly caress her ass.

Faith let out a gasp as Buffy slid her hot eager tongue up inside her dripping wet pussy. Buffy sat down underneath Faith now and held onto her legs tight. She continued to fuck her harder and harder, and deeper and deeper with her tongue. Faith began to shake..

Buffy took turns fucking Faith with her tongue and her fingers. Faith was screaming as she plunged her body down on top of Buffy’s face, hard.

Willow and Dawn were now on the floor going at it hard now. Willow had Dawnie on the floor and was licking her hot virgin pussy eagerly.

Dawn was screaming “Fuck me, Willow” Willow eagerly went to it. She fucked Dawn so hard now with her fingers that Dawn could not stop her hips from moving.

Willow bent over and kissed her as she continued to fuck her dripping wet pussy. Then she bent down and began to lap up her sweet pussy juices.
Dawn went wild then and let go fast and hard.

She then grabbed Willow and climbed on top of her and began to kiss every inch of her soaking wet body. Willow was so excited now. She wanted Dawn to fuck her so bad. She reached up and pulled Dawn’s face down to her wet pussy.

“Fuck me Dawnie” she screamed. Dawn went wild then. Fucking Willow like a real pro, She made her come over and over and over.

Over on the sofa, Buffy was now on top of Faith, straddling her, and they were both slamming their fingers inside each others pussies as they moaned and screamed.

Faith came, Buffy came, and they collapsed on top of each other onto the floor.

All four girls had now cum once. They lay there on the living room floor naked and happy. Buffy and Faith looked over at Dawn and Willow.

Willow and Dawn looked over at Faith and Buffy..

Umm I think an orgy is about to happen don’t you?

Willow slid over and kissed Buffy.

Buffy kissed her back.

Dawn joined in and began to fuck her sisters pussy now. While Faith came up and began to fuck Dawn’s ass.

Soon all four girls were takiurnsurns fucking and licking and kissing and cumming over and over again.


When they were finally exhausted, they all kissed and lapped up the dripping wet pussy juices left on their soaking wet bodies.

Just then they heard a loud scream from the cellar. They all froze.

They immediately remembered poor Spike Boy


Scene Six

As the girls all sat on the floor naked, they watched as Spike entered the room. Spike was not very happy at this moment. He was hungry and he had pissed all over himself. Finally he had become mad enough to bring out the evil Spike Boy and was now free.

Spike looked at the naked girls on the floor in front of him.

The girls looked up in horror as Spike approached. He had on his Silly Putty molded vampire face now, so they knew they were in deep trouble.

Dawn screamed. Buffy got up and tried to reason with Spike.

“Now Spikie, baby, we know you’re a little pissed but…”

Faith got up now, “Are you crazy, B,” she said, staring at Buffy now.

“Oh Faith,” Buffy murmered. “Spike Boy is just misunderstood. He isn’t responsible for what he does when he’s wearing the Silly Putty face”.

“Responsible, my ass,” screamed Faith as she rushed over and began to take on Spike.

Faith wrestled with Spike now.

The other’s watched as he began to attack poor Faith’s naked body.

Spike growled.

Willow and Dawn held onto each other in horror as he began to go after Buffy too.

Soon Spike Boy had both girls pinned down on the floor. I think Spike Boy has gone a bit over the edge this time.

Just as Spike was about to devour both Buffy and Faith, one after the other, they all heard a huge crash.

The front door slammed open and in rushed Xander. He had been watching all this from the window. Even the four girls fucking. Way to go Xander.. Who knew he was into peeping.

Xander rushed over, grabbed a wooden log from in front of the fireplace and staked poor Spike Boy then and there.

Poof!! Spike Boy is now dust.

Willow and Dawn cheered and rushed over to Xander and hugged him.

Faith and Buffy got up slowly and looked at the pile of dust that used to be Spike. Buffy turned to Faith. Faith hugged her friend.

“It’s for the best, B”, she said. “Spike wasn’t the man he used to be. He is now with his Mummy in Vampire Heaven”

“Awe,” chimed all the girls smiling and hugging.

‘”Here’s to Xander,“ they all chimed in.

“Xander is the hero, he slayed Spike Boy at last.”

Buffy kissed Faith.

Xander beamed.

Giles and Anya walked in to see all this. There were no part for them in tonight’s episode, but we didn’t want to leave them out.

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