Double trouble & Spike too!

Author: Jenn
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my imagination.
Spoilers: Major ones for The replacement (Season 5 episode 3)
Note: This is a short fic I just thought up. I'm watching Buffy right now and the episode came on and well I just had to write it! It is a funny episode! Oh yeah and Anya doesn't exist, I love her and everything but she just doesn't fit. I know Toth doesn't turn to green dust either but its fiction!
Warnings: M/M, sex and a spot of violence


Buffy, Riley Giles, er aer and Willow were at the dump looking for Toth. Xander spotted Spike first and immediately his heart began to race. He had secretly had the hots for the older man for a while now. Xander grew angry at himself, he was supposed to hate the stupid bleached vampire, but he didn't. All of a sudden Riley called out.

"Spike, what are you doing here?"

"Oh, there's a nice lady vampire who's set up a tea room over by the next pile of crap. What do you think I'm doing?"

Giles stepped in before there was a fight between Buffy's boyfriend and the chipped vampire.

"We are looking for a demon Spike, he has glowing teeth and his skin is all wrinkly. Have you seen it?"

"You mean that big robey bugger behind you?"

All of the scoobies turned and prepared for battle. Toth shot his stick gun and hit Xander. Buffy moved quickly as Spike cheered on Toth. She stabbed Toth and he dissolved into green dust. Spike continued picking things up from the trash pretending they weren't there. Buffy and Riley helped Xander and walked home and put him to bed. Meanwhile Spike was looking for more things to put in his crypt he found Xander who was waking up, lying in a large pile of rubble.

"Bloody hell they just left you here?"

"Guess so, Spike help me up would you?"

Spike reached out his hand and helped the scooby out of the trash. Spike thought the boy was sexy even when he was all dirty. He always liked Xander a lot even though he would never admit it, because he knew the boy could never feel the same way.

"So wonderboy what are you going to do now, not that I care."

"Hmmm I think you and I are going to get a few beers and go back to my house, then I'm going to take a shower."

"What makes you think I'm coming with you."

"Because of the free beer and I asked you too."

"Well, when you put it that way."

They made their way to a convenience store and picked up a 12-pack. When Xander got home he took a quick shower. He was excited, he finally had Spike all to himself and he intended to take advantage of the situation. When he got out he saw Spike watching T.V. and drinking a beer on the couch. Xander sat down and drank with him, while making idle chitchat. When he developed a nice buzz he decided it was time to seduce the very hot vampire.

The only thing on Spike's mind was how yummy the boy looked after a shower. He really wanted him, but he just sat there and said nothing. All of a sudden Xander leaned over and whispered in his ear.

"So Spikey want to have some real fun?"

"What?"

"I want to fuck you, here and now what do you say?" Xander rubbed the vampires thigh making his cock harden in his jeans. "I think that means yes."

"I- I. . . are you serious whelp? Your drunk and you should go lay down before you do something you regret."

"I won't regret it, I want you and I have since I first saw you. That tight hot little body."

"Your not fooling are you?"

"No, I'm not, do you want me?"

"Yes, god yes."

"Good, becauswantwant to fuck you so bad."

As they fell onto the bed their lips met and they kissed. It was heated and passionate, full of lust and relieved sexual tension. Xander pulled away panting heavily before pulling off his shirt and pants. When he was clad only in his boxers he ripped off Spike's black shirt.

"Oi, That was my favorite shirt!"

"Shhh no talking just sex."

Xander slowly unbuttoned Spike's jeans freeing his large erection. He pulled them down the vampires legs and removed the big boots. He rubbed and caressed the vampires creamy skin causing Spike to moan.

"Oh yes touch me."

"I want you so bad Spike."

He leaned forward on his knees and licked the twitching shaft. Precum leaked from the slit and he sucked the head into his mouth. Spike was thrashing his head on the bed moaning and begging for more.

"Oh god Xan, so good, so bloody good, oh yea suck me."

Xander deep throated the cock and sucked as hard as he could. Spike's hips bucked and his cock jerked and pulsed a few times. The vampire came with a silent scream, shooting his load into the boys warm mouth.

"Mmmm I think you're the one who is a nummy treat."

Xander sucked on his fingers and instructed Spike to turn over. He slid a wet finger into the tight ass and pumped it in and out. Spike was on his knees in front of Xander and it took all of his strength not to just fall over. The boys ministrations made his cock hard and leaking once again. He was quiet until Xan brushed his prostate.

"Oh yes! Fuck, shit Xan-Xander! I need you inside, fuck me now!"

Xander couldn't resist any more, his own dick was aching, it was so hard. He moved closer behind the vampire and thrust in. Neither moved as they adjusted to intense the feeling. Spike was dying, the thick, hot penis in his rectum made his entire body shake with desire. Finally he pushed back signaling he was ready and Xander thrust further in. He pumped in and out of the tight body before him, watching his cock disappear inside of Spike.

"Oh shit Spike you feel so good, so tight! Oh yes!"

"Ye- Yes Xander fuck me! Fuck me harder!"

Xander complied, driving into the vampire with all his might. The smaller man was biting the pillow as he tried not to scream. his prostate was being hit repeatedly. All of a sudden he felt his balls tighten and the familiar feeling in the pit of his stomach. Just then Xander reached around the blondes body and stroked his cock making Spike explode onto the bed. The tight hole clenching around his erection triggered Xander's orgasm as he shot his cum into the vampire.

They collapsed onto the bed completely drained and snuggled close. Spike was hesitant to speak as his thoughts drifted to being rejected. Xander noticed the sad expression on the smaller mans face and spoke.

"What's wrong blue eyes?"

"Oh what? Nothing is wrong I-I'm fine."

"Don't lie to me."

"I just. . .is this a one time thing? Tomorrow will I go back to being captain peroxide and you a wanker?"

Xander laughed and shook his head. "Spike this isn't just about sex, I have had feelings for you for a long time. The sex was fantastic, but this is more than that."

Spike was thrilled, somebody had feelings for him. Finally he wasn't just being used and dumped. He smiled and snuggled closer to Xander and drifted to sleep.

Meanwhile across town the other Xander had just gotten a promotion and a new apartment. He was feeling great and he couldn't be happier. He headed towards the scooby meeting and then remembered he left something at his old place. He walked towards his parents house and heard noises coming from his room. He looked into the window and saw himself laying with Spike! He hated that evil soulless bloodsucker, it had to be some kind of trick! He ran to the scooby meeting and explained there was a demon who stole his face and Spike was involved. Buffy assured him it would be taken care of and just to go back to his new apartment and rest, so they wouldn't mistake him for the other Xander. He had other ideas, he wanted to kick the shit out of that Billy Idol wanna be!

The vampire and the human slept nearly until night fall. Spike woke up with a big yawn and other sleepy little noises and saw Xander staring at him with a smile on his face. He smiled back and gave him a chaste kiss on the lips.

"What you looking at?"

"You, did you know that you are adorable when you first wake up."

"Oi I'm not adorable, I'm evil."

"Oh yes my evil, cute, little vampire."

Spike pouted when Xander got up and went to the bathroom, but wrapped himself tighter in the blankets. Xander was putting clothes on and Spike didn't like that.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm starved and I was just going to go out and get some food. There's nothing here and you are going to need blood."

"Oh OK."

"I'll be back in a bit OK cutie."

"Right Xanny-poo, make sure it's human."

"Only the best for my vampire."

Spike smiled at that, he was Xander's. Xan left to go get the food and Spike closed his eyes. A few minutes later Xander came back, but he was wearing different clothes and he had no food.

"Hey Xan!"

"Don't hey me you evil piece of shit!"

"Hey now what's with all the yelling?"

"Shut the fuck up you little bastard!""

"Xander what's wrong?"

"You, your wrong everything about you! I hate you! You make me sick you filthy demon! Your nothing! You are a worthless bloodsucker and I am going to kill you!"

Spike's eyes filled with tears at his lovers harsh words. He saw Xander lift a wooden stake and he backed into the wall.

"X- Xan now wait luv, what's going on? You don't want to do this pet."

"It is too I loathe you and I want you dead you soulless monster!'

As Xander went to stab him Spike pushed him to the floor. Spike's chip activated and sent him a painful shock, but he didn't care. All he knew was he was hurt and he wanted to get the fuck out of there.

Spike ran as fast as he could back to his crypt and sobbed. He cried for hours drowning his sorrows in alcohol. He drank at least five bottles of hard liquor before deciding to off himself. He knew he couldn't stake himself so he went outside and waited for the sun.

Xander came back to his parents house with food and blood and only found himself? He was shocked and confused to say the least.

"What, huh, how? What is going on here?"

"You are evil and you were with that stupid vampire! You make me ill!"

"Spike!? What happened to Spike!"

"I tried to kill him, but he attacked me and ran."

"A- attacked you?"

"Well, pushed me."

"You tried to kill him!?"

"Yes, and now I'm going to kill you!"

Out of nowhere Willow, Buffy and Riley burst in the door. They appeared to be out of breath, Buffy spoke first.

"Xander. . . s! you can't kill each other!"

They both turned and said "What?" Buffy explained how they were both Xander, just two different parts of him. She told them that Willow was going to perform a spell and put them back together. They set up and the Two Xander's stood in the center of a circle. Willow said a few words and Xander opened his eyes.

"That's it Willow?"

"Well, yeah. Well actually your memories are going to combine also"

"Hey I got a raise and a new apartment! Oh fuck I had sex with Spike and tried to kill him!"

After he said that everyone in the room went silent. Everybody was in shock and didn't know what to say. Willow calmed first and patted Xander on the back.

"It's OK Xander."

"No, it isn't, oh shit he was so upset Will."

"You mean you care about him?"

"I guess, I do. I have to go find him."

Buffy and Riley were still agape at what Xander had said they didn't notice him leave. Xander made his way across town through the park and to the cemetery. He went to Spike's crypt, but it was empty. He found several bottles of alcohol and a suicide note. He read it and almost cried, Spike loved him and was in a lot of pain. He wrote all about how he felt and their night and at the end signed it 'William.' Xander had to find him, so he searched. Finally about an hour before dawn he spotted the weeping blonde near a headstone. He approached him quietly, so he wouldn't startle him.

"Hey."

"Go away."

"No, we need to talk."

"I think you said enough, just let me be."

"Spike you don't understand that wasn't me who said that. Well, it was but not me, me."

"What are you talking about?"

"Remember Toth? Well, yea he made two of me. When we were at the dump, I got shot with this ball of light. One of me slept with you and the other tried to kill you. It is really confusing, but you have to believe me Spike."

"Why should I?"

"Oh I know, you could ask Buffy."

"No, leave me alone."

"Yes, I know how to convince you. When I came back from getting food was I wearing the same clothes?"

"Um no."

"Did I even have food?"

"No, you didn't."

"Exactly, because it wasn't me Spike."

"It really wasn't?"

"No baby, this Xander loves you."

Spike didn't speak, he just stared at Xander with wide innocent eyes and tear streaked his cheeks. Xander thought he looked adorable especially when that full bottom lip trembled. When Spike finally spoke his voice was so soft and child like Xander wanted to hug him.

"Really, you love me?"

"Yes, William I Xander Harris love you."

Spike started crying again, but these were tears of joy and he wrapped his arms around Xander repeating 'I love you' over and over to the boy. He was so happy he didn't even know how they wound up back at Xander's new apartment. They made love all night long and just before they drifted off to sleep they kissed and said "I love you," to each other.




Authors note: Yes I know it's sappy, but I'm a sucker for happy endings. What can I say I like making Spike be loved! Well, thanks for reading I hope you liked it. Please Review!!!!-Jenn