Nudist Vamps WHAT??
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Adult ++
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4
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5,134
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Nudist Vamps WHAT??
Nudist Vamps What?
By Dream
Summary: after four deaths are discovered at a nudiest colony in LA Buffy has to go and check it out…there’s only one problem they don’t know how many vamps are there so she has to take some back up…Spike (this happens after Buffy and spike first sleep together. If anyone can think of a better title let me know) R&R tell me the truth too Flame me all you want I want to know how bad it is if you don’t like it! these are all un-beta until i get a new beta if anyone wants to help let me know Kittiekat577@yahoo.com
More tragic death discovered… “Reporters have no respect for the dead!” yelled Xander. Throwing the newspaper no the table. “I just don’t get it why would a killer be at a nudist colony.”
“Xander I don’t think they meant it like that…probably just like there was another victim found, not like hey we made a pun out of a murder at a nudist colony!” explained willow
Willow picked up the newspaper and began to read. “Another tragic death discovered. The police have decaled it a cereal killing. The same killing style was found with the fourth victim at sandy hills nudist colony. The victims throat was again mutilated and the cause of death seems to be massive blood loss.”
“Hmm. nudist vamps, now I wish faith were out of jail this is right up her alley, well it’s in LA Angels probably going to handle it so I don’t have to go right Giles”
“Sorry Buffy I’ve already talked to Angel on the matter he’s too busy to handle it”
“Anyone up for a jailbreak?”
“Buffy I’m sorry but as much as I hate to have to send you there your going to have to go innocent people are being killed!”
“But Giles it’s a nudist colony I am so not going! And what if there is more than one vamp! Who am I going to take to help there could be a lot a vamps there!”
“I’ll help you out luv you don’t even have to ask me to do this one.”
“I bet you would just love to get Buffy up there wouldn’t you Spike? For all we know this could be one of you little schemes call in a favor to a vamp buddy just to get Buff up there in the buff…no pun intended of course.” accused Xander
“Oh laugh it up its one big joke! Send the slayer to a nudist colony, I am so not going can we send spike by himself on this one, please Giles?”
“I’m sorry Buffy but this is too important for just one person to go.”
“Besides pet like the watcher said innocents are being killed do you want to be responsible for those deaths?”
“Since when have you been concerned about the human race?” asked Xander
“Giles please you cannot make me go there! Please! At least try to talk Angel in to handling this one!”
“I already have Buffy, he’s go too much to deal with already with Connor and Cordelia's visions.”
“But Giles IF I do go who am I going to take to help me! What if there’s like fifty vamps!”
“Umm…I suppose you could take…Willow.”
“Oh no! Major no! Sorry Buffy I’m always willing to help but not when its naked help I’m sorry”
“Xander?”
“NO you’re not taking my Xander! He’s mind I know what happens at these colonies and I don’t like to share!” declared Anya
Spike stood up, walked to Buffy, and whispered in her ear “looks like there’s only one choice left.”
“Giles?” Buffy asked a hint of desperation in her voice.
“Buffy as much as I hate to say it your taking Spike.” replied Giles
“arhhhhh! I can’t believe your making me do this!”
“Buffy there is nothing I can do would you just like to let these poor people die at the hands of vampires!” yelled Giles bringing out a little of the Ripper.
“When do we leave?” asked spike with his trademark smirk.
“Your loving this aren’t you?”
“Would I be staked if I said yes?”
“Aaaaaarrrrrhhhh I’m going to pack” Buffy left the magic box only to be followed by the blonde vamp.
“Luv wait I was only kidding I don’t want to go anymore than you do, don’t really fancy other people seeing me naked.”
“Well I don’t really fancy you seeing me naked.”
“Already have luv, already have.”
“Like I could forget”
“Was I that good pet?”
“It was that bad”
“Well luv you weren’t half as bad as Angelus said you were.” at that Buffy turned and punched him.
“OWW slayer what the bleedin hell what hat for!”
“Don’t you ever say anything about me and Angel ever again especially anything about that”
“What you mean how bad he was or how good you really were? So good you caused the demon inside Angelus to love you. I must say luv you must have been the best he had if you could have done that.”
“Shut up spike! Demons know nothing about love especially Angelus or you.”
“Oh but that’s where your wrong luv I know a whole hell of a lot more about love than you think, and the sooner you realize that the better off you’ll be.”
“Why spike? Because you think that if I believe you love me I’ll fall in love with you?”
“No because the sooner you realize I love you the sooner you realize that you have loved me. Ever wonder why we could never kill each other luv? We weren’t meant to. That’s why we weren’t meant to kill each other we were meant to love each other.”
“Spike I’m the slayer you’re a vamp we were meant to hate each other.”
“Oh we do love, or we did we hated each other so much because we were the ones neither of us could kill, but that’s only because we loved each other.”
“You know spike you make about as much sense as Drucilla on her worst day.”
“No Dru made a lot of sense especially when she said you were all I thought about”
“Whatever spike I just want to go home and pack so we can get this damn trip over with.”
“Fine slayer but this little chat isn’t over, we did something together, you let me do something to you, that has to mean something.”
“Only that it was the biggest mistake of my life.”
“There’s two kinds of mistakes love the accidental and the ones we mean to do which one was that?” Buffy wasn’t sure what he meant by all this so she didn’t answer. She just turned and started to walk home again. *what the hell was that supposed to mean!*
TBC
AN: ok tell me what you really think should I keep it going or stop…I’m not sure, I’m not to confident in my writing abilities.
*~*Dream*~*
By Dream
Summary: after four deaths are discovered at a nudiest colony in LA Buffy has to go and check it out…there’s only one problem they don’t know how many vamps are there so she has to take some back up…Spike (this happens after Buffy and spike first sleep together. If anyone can think of a better title let me know) R&R tell me the truth too Flame me all you want I want to know how bad it is if you don’t like it! these are all un-beta until i get a new beta if anyone wants to help let me know Kittiekat577@yahoo.com
More tragic death discovered… “Reporters have no respect for the dead!” yelled Xander. Throwing the newspaper no the table. “I just don’t get it why would a killer be at a nudist colony.”
“Xander I don’t think they meant it like that…probably just like there was another victim found, not like hey we made a pun out of a murder at a nudist colony!” explained willow
Willow picked up the newspaper and began to read. “Another tragic death discovered. The police have decaled it a cereal killing. The same killing style was found with the fourth victim at sandy hills nudist colony. The victims throat was again mutilated and the cause of death seems to be massive blood loss.”
“Hmm. nudist vamps, now I wish faith were out of jail this is right up her alley, well it’s in LA Angels probably going to handle it so I don’t have to go right Giles”
“Sorry Buffy I’ve already talked to Angel on the matter he’s too busy to handle it”
“Anyone up for a jailbreak?”
“Buffy I’m sorry but as much as I hate to have to send you there your going to have to go innocent people are being killed!”
“But Giles it’s a nudist colony I am so not going! And what if there is more than one vamp! Who am I going to take to help there could be a lot a vamps there!”
“I’ll help you out luv you don’t even have to ask me to do this one.”
“I bet you would just love to get Buffy up there wouldn’t you Spike? For all we know this could be one of you little schemes call in a favor to a vamp buddy just to get Buff up there in the buff…no pun intended of course.” accused Xander
“Oh laugh it up its one big joke! Send the slayer to a nudist colony, I am so not going can we send spike by himself on this one, please Giles?”
“I’m sorry Buffy but this is too important for just one person to go.”
“Besides pet like the watcher said innocents are being killed do you want to be responsible for those deaths?”
“Since when have you been concerned about the human race?” asked Xander
“Giles please you cannot make me go there! Please! At least try to talk Angel in to handling this one!”
“I already have Buffy, he’s go too much to deal with already with Connor and Cordelia's visions.”
“But Giles IF I do go who am I going to take to help me! What if there’s like fifty vamps!”
“Umm…I suppose you could take…Willow.”
“Oh no! Major no! Sorry Buffy I’m always willing to help but not when its naked help I’m sorry”
“Xander?”
“NO you’re not taking my Xander! He’s mind I know what happens at these colonies and I don’t like to share!” declared Anya
Spike stood up, walked to Buffy, and whispered in her ear “looks like there’s only one choice left.”
“Giles?” Buffy asked a hint of desperation in her voice.
“Buffy as much as I hate to say it your taking Spike.” replied Giles
“arhhhhh! I can’t believe your making me do this!”
“Buffy there is nothing I can do would you just like to let these poor people die at the hands of vampires!” yelled Giles bringing out a little of the Ripper.
“When do we leave?” asked spike with his trademark smirk.
“Your loving this aren’t you?”
“Would I be staked if I said yes?”
“Aaaaaarrrrrhhhh I’m going to pack” Buffy left the magic box only to be followed by the blonde vamp.
“Luv wait I was only kidding I don’t want to go anymore than you do, don’t really fancy other people seeing me naked.”
“Well I don’t really fancy you seeing me naked.”
“Already have luv, already have.”
“Like I could forget”
“Was I that good pet?”
“It was that bad”
“Well luv you weren’t half as bad as Angelus said you were.” at that Buffy turned and punched him.
“OWW slayer what the bleedin hell what hat for!”
“Don’t you ever say anything about me and Angel ever again especially anything about that”
“What you mean how bad he was or how good you really were? So good you caused the demon inside Angelus to love you. I must say luv you must have been the best he had if you could have done that.”
“Shut up spike! Demons know nothing about love especially Angelus or you.”
“Oh but that’s where your wrong luv I know a whole hell of a lot more about love than you think, and the sooner you realize that the better off you’ll be.”
“Why spike? Because you think that if I believe you love me I’ll fall in love with you?”
“No because the sooner you realize I love you the sooner you realize that you have loved me. Ever wonder why we could never kill each other luv? We weren’t meant to. That’s why we weren’t meant to kill each other we were meant to love each other.”
“Spike I’m the slayer you’re a vamp we were meant to hate each other.”
“Oh we do love, or we did we hated each other so much because we were the ones neither of us could kill, but that’s only because we loved each other.”
“You know spike you make about as much sense as Drucilla on her worst day.”
“No Dru made a lot of sense especially when she said you were all I thought about”
“Whatever spike I just want to go home and pack so we can get this damn trip over with.”
“Fine slayer but this little chat isn’t over, we did something together, you let me do something to you, that has to mean something.”
“Only that it was the biggest mistake of my life.”
“There’s two kinds of mistakes love the accidental and the ones we mean to do which one was that?” Buffy wasn’t sure what he meant by all this so she didn’t answer. She just turned and started to walk home again. *what the hell was that supposed to mean!*
TBC
AN: ok tell me what you really think should I keep it going or stop…I’m not sure, I’m not to confident in my writing abilities.
*~*Dream*~*