House Of Lies

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'Warren's Gone'

'Finally.'

'I'm Darth Vader'

'No way! You were Darth last time!'

'I called it!'

'No Way!'

He threw the smaller geek to the floor and fell on top of him which they did
sometimes,when Warren wasn't around or else he would give them looks and
they didn't feel as cool anymore.'It's all about being cool' they thought.
Warren was off getting a girl,or something,he could still get a girl.

Jonathan had had to use to a spell which worked,until Buffy figured it out.Buffy,was their ultimate fantasy girl.

But Buffy was untainable so Geeks find their own ways.

They were sitting in the Geek hideout eating Cheetos when Andrew piped up
"Do you think we'll ever get chicks like Warren does?'

"No! Because Warren is..Warren,and we're just.. his Geeks."

"Yeah,but I'm sure we could make something to chicks to like us or whatever."
"And while Warren is gone we can work on it,and then, we can get all the chicks we want"

They burst into evil Geek laughter until they heard Warren coming down the stairs.He demanded to know what they were laughing about and Jonathan,who was the better liar, told him he'd heard a joke on the Star Wars message board.


And,weeks later.

"Will it work?" he asked peering at the.. "Hey,Y'know it kinda looks like a boys..thing"

"Thing? Oh hey it does!"

"Uh,Did you do that?"

"No!? I'm not Gay!"

"Aren't Short people Gay.. Martin Short is.."

"No he's not.. No we're not. Shut up and lets see if this thing works."

"Ok" Andrew retrieved the powder and looked on anxiously as Jonathan covered the
almost phallic shaped expensive looking paperweight until it glowed orange.

"What's supposed to happen?" Andrew asked biting his lip.

"I guess,if it works we can just go out and the girls will come running"

"I don't feel anything."

"I..' *thud* Both Andrew and Jonathan collapsed onto the floor.

When they woke up the room was spinning.

"What happened?"

And as they got up and looked at each other the strangest feeling came over
them, a wave of warm passion going all the way down to their toes.

'Jonathan I . have this Han Solo urge to..kiss you'

'But we ...can't.. it's not right' Jonathan tried to shake the feeling out but only felt it increased threefold. 'Andrew.. We can't do this... but I want it.. I want it so bad'

He watched Andrew come towards him,it seemed to take forever before Andrew was standing in front of him.He could feel Andrews breath on his face and he saw a flash in Andrews eyes that he had never seen before.There was almost a
familiarity there, a glimpse of rightness that until that moment he had passed off as confusion. In his own eyes Jonathan knew there was fear.A fear of letting himself go, into pleasure he had always been told was wrong.He couldn't decipher this in parts enough to stop him from sinking into Andrews embrace,the spell was too strong.

It was so warm, he wrapped his arms around Andrews waist and pulled him
closer,he felt Andrew give weigh relaxing in his arms.He had been close to Andrews body before but not like this.

'Hey' Jonathan said suddenly pulling away 'Why am I always Princess Leia,you're
more woman than I am?'

'Want me to fuck you like a woman?'

'What!?' Jonathan looked stunned,he had never heard Andrew talk like this before.

'Sorry..I just.. wond whd where we're going with this..'

'I..I don't know.I don't know how far I can go.I'm not gay but I can't fight this..'

'Jonathan,this is me you're talking to know. I know you're not gay.And even
if you are,so what.I mean, it's not like I'm going to tell anyone,and..this is just a spell, we can't help it right?'

'You sound like you're trying to convince yourself too' Jonathan smirked.

'Just..shut up and kiss me Whineathan'

'Make me Android!'

The two boys broke into nerdish laughter as Jonathan tackled Andrew to the
carpet feeling another wave of warm passion tickle at him beneath his jeans.He brought Andrews mouth to his own letting the passion lap him up taking him over completely.He took off his shirt gratefully surrendering to Andrews fingers sliding down and unbuttoning his jeans.

'Slow down' Jonathan said biting his lip to stifle a groan.He wanted the
tenderness he knew Andrew had inside him.The kindness he had shown every time Warren would hurt his feelings with short jokes. Even when Jonathan tried his hardest to fight the tears Warren would only get worse and Andrew would for
some of the fewest times, stand up against Warren.

He shivered underneath Andrews fingertips.They slid down past his
nipples,goosebumps forming on his exotic skin.Jonathan groaned bucking his hips as Andrews fingertips glazed further down.Andrew slid Jonathans jeans off and threw them in the corner knocking over a Lord of the Rings statue in the
process.

'Ooops' Andrew marveled 'I hope Warren doesn't notice.'

'Where is Warren anyway?' Jonathan asked as he struggled to catch his breath, this was all very overwelming.
'Oh I think he's at his Grandma's.He won't be back until later,the way his
Grandparents talk.This one time she asked.. him about school and they just talked forever,err so he told me. Hey...where'd you go?'

'What' Jonathan found Andrews eyes searching his own,where had he gone.'I.. sorry what were you saying?'

'It's not important' he kissed Jonathans forehead hoping he wasn't wishing he were somewhere else,hoping he wasn't regretting this already.