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It Happened One Night

By: neverneverfic
folder BtVS AU/AR › Het - Male/Female › Buffy/Spike(William)
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 5
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Chapter 1

It Happened One Night

AN: This is the first story I feel confident enough to publish anywhere. It’s unbeta-ed because I don’t have a beta. I have more of this written and will gladly post it if people like the story. So please review. Constructive criticism is welcome, so is praise. Just please be gentle, I’m insecure about posting this. Feel free to email me if you want to say something but don’t want to post a review neverneverfic@yahoo.com

AN2: I recently re-read Anything But Ordinary by Sweetie (http://www.komodo-skin.com/bs/ordinary1.htm) (which you should totally read by the way if you haven't, it rocks) and i realized that this chapter bears some similarities to one of her chapters. The imitation was completely unintentional but i think it would be irresponsible of me not to acknowledge the fact that the idea was probably born out of reading her story. So yeah. oh and if you are looking for good reads you should check out Sweetie's site Beyond Surrender (http://www.komodo-skin.com/bs/) because all her work rocks.


Chapter 1

“Cordy are you aware that your brother is incredibly hot? He looks like the type that could give a girl many orgasms.” Anya grabbed a handful of popcorn and waited for her friend’s reply.

“Ew! Anya! What is wrong with you?” Cordelia threw a handful of popcorn at Anya. “A. Stepbrother, B. Yuck!” She stalked out of the room.

Buffy and Willow dissolved into giggles.

“What?” Anya demanded as the girls laughed harder. “What?”

Buffy caught her breath first. “Don’t worry Ahn, it’s not your fault.”

“Well it is a little,” Willow giggled.

Buffy nodded. “It is a little. Asking a sister to consider her stepbrothers orgasm giving potential? Think Anya.”

“But...”

Buffy held up a hand to stop her. “Anyway. Mostly it’s not your fault. How could you know not to talk about Spike’s hotness? Cordy laid down the law when he moved in but you weren’t here then.”

“Why is she so touchy?”

“Well partly because in 6th grade she had a crush on him and it was sort of traumatic when he became her stepbrother a year la Pl Plus every woman in a five mile radius wants him. People are constantly trying to get her to set them up with him. He was the it boy in high school and apparently he’s quite the player in college. Thinking or talking about him as a guy rather than a brother majorly squicks her.”

“But I think the talk about orgasms really drove her over the edge.” Willow and Buffy dissolved into giggles once again.

Cordy huffed back in carrying sodas. “Look Anya, I’ll forgive you. Just this once. You moved here after he was already away at college, you just met him, how could you know. I mean besides the common sense notion that sisters don’t like to talk about their brothers sexiness.” She shook her head at Anya’s cluelessness. “But DON’T do it again. Now let’s watch the movie.”

The four friends settled in to watch. Every other Friday they had a girls night. They watched girly movies and talked till all hours of the night. Buffy, Willow and Cordelia had been friends since Buffy moved to Sunnydale when she was nine. She provided the glue that held shy bookish Willow and vivacious clothes-horse Cordelia together. Since high school Cordy was more popular than the other two but despite their drastically different social circles they always made time for each other.

Anya had only moved to town a few months ago but she was dating Xander the only male member of their circle of friends. It was standard for someone’s significant other to be welcomed. Oz and Riley, boyfriends of Willow and Buffy were peripherally part of the group. But they had lived in Sunnydale for years and had their own friends. Anya didn’t so she clung to Xanders friends. The girls were frequently shocked by Anya’s bluntness but they’d embraced her for Xanders’s sake. They even began to like her as time went on. And they loved the vibrators she’d given them for Christmas though they’d never admit it in public.

After the movie Cordy left briefly to get some ice cream. She came back, handed out spoons and smiled. “Ok girls, boy talk time!”

They talked until four AM when they finally passed out completely exhausted. They awoke the next day at two in the afternoon. They took turns in the shower. Buffy went last. By the time she came out the other girls had gone.

“Damnit! My mom’s away this weekend I was gonna ask Willow for a ride. Cordy can you drive me?”

“I’d love to Buffy but I lost car privileges after that tiny fender bender last week.”

“Tiny? Cordy you took the guys door off.”

“Shush! You hit a police car on your road test, that’s why you don’t have car privileges to lose!”

Buffy stuck out her tongue. “How am I gonna get home? Mom’ll be very cranky if I’m not home to feed the cat.”

“I can drive you pet,” Spike said walking into the room.

Buffy’s face lit up. “Are you sure?”

“Yeah no problem. I’ve nothing important to do.”

Buffy practically tackled him in a hug. “Thank you, thank you!”

Spike extricated himself and smiled down at his sister’s friend. Christ she’s become a beauty. Nice to have an excuse for some alone time with her.

“So Buffy,” Spike asked as he pulled out of the driveway. “How’s senior year treating you?”

“Pretty good. I’m glad it’s almost over though.”

“Do you know where you’re going to college?”

“Probably UC Sunnydale, maybe UCLA or Carnegie Mellon.”

“All good schools. I’m partial to Sunny-D myself. Just out of town so there’s some real distance from the folks, but close enough to pop in to get the laundry done or have a home cooked meal. Plus I’m there, and that makes any school a damn site better.” He smirked at her.

“Ego much?” she giggled.
waysways luv”

“So Spike,” Buffy swallowed a grin, “Cordy tells me you’ve become quite the ho. Again.”

He gasped and grabbed his chest, “Why pet, I’m wounded.”

“What happened to Dru? When you brought her home for Christmas and told us it had been a year I thought for sure you’d found the one.”

Spike gripped the wheel tighter. “Yeah, so did I luv, so did I..”

She touched his hands, brushing a finger over his whitened knuckles. “Hey, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to bring up something painful. I just figured you dumped her like all the others.”

Spike flexted his fingers and focused on unclenching his jaw. “Yeah well. I didn’t.

“Ohh kay.”

Spike took a deep breath. “So luv, how are you and Captain Cardboard doing?”

She slapped his arm. “Don’t call him that.”

“Why not? I think it’s quite a fitting moniker.”

“Shut up! Ass.”

“What can I say baby, I’ve always been bad.” He grinned, “anyway, how is the bloke?”

“Riley’s fine. We’re...fine.”

“Trouble in paradise?”

Buffy sighed. “No, no trouble...just no paradise.”

“Meaning?”

“Riley...just...he doesn’t really do it for me.”

Spike smirked. “You mean he’s refusing to take the oral portion of the exam?”

“What? Oh ew! No! We don’t...we haven’t...that’s NOT what I meant.”

Spike curled his tongue behind his teeth. “What did you mean pet?”

“I just meant that when we’re together...it’s just kind of...blah. There’s no spark.”

“Sound’s right dull. Why’re you with him?”

“Well...he’s safe. And predictable and...”

“Bollocks!” Spike suddenly yelled.

Buffy stopped. “What?”

“Damn tire’s flat. We’ll have to pull over and change it.”

“Okay.”

They climbed out of the car and Spike walked around and opened the trunk. “Bloody hell! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!” He kicked out at the tire.

“What?”

“Someone’s taken out the spare. We’ll have to call triple A luv. Do you have your cell on you?”

She handed him her phone and listened to his tense conversation with the AAA agent.

“,” h,” he said flipping the phone shut. “‘s gonna be at least an hour. Guess we better get comfy.” He plopped onto the grass next to the car and motioned for her to join him. When she sat he said, “Now why don’t you get back to telling me all about why you stay with Finn despite his mind numbing dullness.”

Buffy sighed. “Well he’s sweet...”

“Dull.”

“And reliable...”

“Boring.”

“And safe...”

“Huge snore.”

“And...he doesn’t push.”

“Doesn’t push?”

“Doesn’t push.” She gave him a sideways glance. “Do you remember Parker?”

“He’s the bloke you put in the hospital right?”

She smiled. “Serves him right, trying to date rape a blackbelt.”

Spike’s jaw dropped, “Date rape?”

“Yeah. Didn’t Cordy tell you?”

“No! She said it wasgirlgirl thing’ I assumed he’d insulted you when you had your monthlies.”

Buffy burst out laughing. “A world of no. We dated for three weeks sophomore year. The whole time he
kept pushing and pushing for sex and I kept turning him down. After homecoming he drove me home and on the way took a little detour. He wanted to make out, and that was fine. Then he tried to take it farther and he wouldn’t take no for an answer.” She paused. “I broke his nose, shattered three fingers, and I kinda doubt he’ll ever father any children.” She grinned.

“Damn Summers! Remind me never to mess with you.”

She smirked.

“So,” he grinned, “Buffy Summers survived high school hymen still intact.”

She swatted his arm and smiled. “Don’t be so sure Spikey.”

He raised his eyebrow. “But if Parker didn’t and Riley hasn’t...who’d you let pry open those dimpled knees and when?”

She tilted her head. “Well I guess you could say it was my Tae Kwan Do instructor, and it was probably around when I was seven.”

Spike jumped to his feet. “That bastard! I’ll kill him! How could he! I hope he’s bloody well in jail.”

“Nope. I had class with him yesterday.”

“WHAT?”

“Relax Spike. It may not have been him. It could have been my kickboxing instructor’s fault. Or maybe it was the pony I rode when I was five. I haven’t paid really good attention.”

Spike gaped, “Summers either you are kinky in ways I don’t even want to comprehend or I’m missing some crucial information.”

“Relax Spike. I said you were wrong about the hymen thing.But hymen's are pretty fragile. God between sports, tampons and dildo’s I doubt there’s a hymen in my graduating class.”

“So your instructor?”

“Taught me Tae Kwan Do.”

“And you’re still a...”

“Virgin? Yes.”

Spike looked visibly relieved.

“For someone with as much experience you know shockingly little about a woman’s body.”

“Oi! I’ll have you know I am expert in women’s bodies. In women in general. I can make a girl wet without even touching her.”

Buffy shivered at the low seductive tone in his voice. “I bet,” she breathed. He looked at her for a long moment she felt like he was devouring her with his eyes. My god that man is sexy.

He leaned in close and whispered in her ear. “Did it work pet?”

She pulled back and looked at him confused. He leaned in again, “Are you wet for me luv?” She blushed realizing she was.

He lay back on his elbows smirking. “It worked then did it?”

“I didn’t say that!”

“No but your cheeks did.”

She scoffed and turned her back to him.

“Now now pet, no shame in being drawn to me.” He sensually slid a hand down his chest and towards his crotch. “I have more than my share of manly appeal.”

Buffy blushed deeper. Why is it so easy for him to get to me? Hmm maybe because I’ve wanted him since I was twelve.

Spike chuckled. “You, my dear, are deliciously easy to embarrass.”

“Two can play at that Spike.”

“Oh? You think you can make the Big Bad blush?”

“Hmm, let’s see... Ooh! Do you remember Harmony Kendall?”

“Yeah. I think she and I may have had a go, or six.”

“Do you remember the night at the Bronze? Fucking Harmony in the girls room? Lost condom? Cordy
walking in to find Harmony sitting on the sink while you tried to fish the condom out of ”


Spike blushed a deep red. “I can’t bloody believe Cordelia told you that story!”

“Cordy told everyone that story! The girl lives for gossip! Now what else can I dig out of my memories to make you blush. Oh I know! Under the bleachers...”

He held up a hand. “Truce!”

She giggled.

“How bout we do something else to occupy our time?”

“Like what?”

Spike thought for a moment then he gave her a wicked grin. “How bout truth or dare pet?”

Buffy hesitated.

“Come on Summers! You aren’t chicken are you?”

“Not even a little Spikey...truth or dare?”

“Truth.”

“When, where, with who, and how did you lose your virginity.”

He laughed. “That’s like seven questions pet! But whatever. I was fifteen, she was named Darla, we were in her car, and sweet if you don’t know how it’s a damn good thing you and Riley haven’t done much.”

Buffy laughed and swatted Spike.

“Truth or dare?”

“Dare.”

“Hmm...what can I do to make our little Buffy blush. Oooh! I know.” He jumped up and opened the trunk of the car. He walked over to Buffy and handed her a flashlight. She looked at it then at him. He smirked. “Give it a blowjob.”

“What?”

“Give. It. A. Blow. Job.”

“I don’t know how.”

“Fake it. I’m sure you must have read some porn somewhere, or at least heard Anya talking about it. Give it your best shot.”

Buffy suddenly realized this was the perfect way to punish Spike for the arousal incident earlier. She took the flashlight from him grasping the end with the light and letting her other hand gently stroke up and down. Alright Buff, let’s see how much you absorbed from Anya’s lectures. She looked him in the eye and slowly licked the flashlight from bottom to top. She swirled her tongue around the top of the light and then took the first inch into her mouth. She kept her eyes locked on his as she started to move the flashlight in and out of her mouth. Each time she came to the top of the light her tongue darted out to circle it. She could hear his breathing grow ragged as she took more and more of the light into her mouth. He was practically drooling as she slid all of the light into her mouth and hollowed her cheeks as she slid it out. Score one for the virgin. She took the light out and glanced down at Spike’s obvious sal.sal. She grinned. “Truth or dare?”

He took a moment. Baseball, grandma, slugs, tax returns, thank god erection gone. “Truth.”

She pondered a moment and then shot him a wicked grin, “is that the first hard on you’ve had for me?”

He mumbled something.

“What was that?” She smiled evilly.

“No, alright no. Truth or goddamn dare?”

“Truth.”

“Was today the first time you’ven wen wet for me?”

She blushed.

“Turnabout’s fair play pet. Answer the question.”

She turned even redder and choked out a no.

She’s my little sister’s best friend. Can’t be thinking about her like that. Little sister’s best friend...God I want her. God I want her. And she obviously wants me. Fuck it.

Spike brushed a strand of hair out of her eyes and let his fingers trail along her jaw. He leaned towards her and Buffy’s breath hitched and she leaned in to meet him.

They were interrupted by a honking horn as the AAA truck pulled up beside them.
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