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You Should See Him Naked, I Mean Really

By: sluggie
folder BtVS AU/AR › Het - Male/Female › Buffy/Spike(William)
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 8
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Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer (BtVS), nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Title: You Should See Him Naked, I Mean Really
Author: sluggie
Contact: sluggie@earthlink.net
Rating: NC-17
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“If you want me to leave, you’re going to have to put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me” Spike Giles smirked as he popped a pretzel into his mouth.
Buffy Summers, his latest conquest, rolled her eyes and walked away. She made her way over to a group of her girlfriends, Willow, Anya and Cordelia.

They had come to this frat party at Cordelia’s suggestion, make that demand. The last person Buffy had wanted to run into was that arrogant jackass, Spike. “You didn’t think he was so arrogant last weekend when you were riding him like he was Man O War.” Buffy thought to herself then shuddered the thought off.

“You so totally did him, you slut” Cordy winked at Buffy.
“What are you talking about?” Buffy played innocent.
“You know…it’s written all over your face.” Cordy goaded her.
“She did what to whom?” Willow piped in oblivious.
“She boinked Spike Giles’ brains out last Saturday. You know? The night she didn’t come home until the morning and she looking like she had been fucked into the ground” Anya replied with a smile.
“Oh…” Willow went wide-eyed. “But. You wouldn’t do that, would you Buffy? I mean you hate Spike. You are always complaining about how many classes you have together and what a jerk he is. Not to mention a pompous, self righteous, arrogant, rude, vulgar and cocky big dumb guy” Willow babbled.

Buffy got her deer in the headlight look. Oh, hell, what was the point in lying now. Cordy and Anya already knew and would never let it go. She might as well lie in the bed she made. And boy did she ever make it.
“Umm.llowllow…I...uhh...kinda…uhh…Cordy and Anya righright…” Buffy began.
“But? But? Why did you say all those things abhim him of you like him?” Willow asked.
“Well, I never said I liked him” Buffy answered.
“But...you have sex with him right?” Willow questioned.
“Well, yeah.” Buffy responded.
“O.K. but it was one of those, just once, I kind of lost my mind for a minute and it didn’t ever happen again?” Willow squeaked out.
“No, it was lots of times and lots of different ways. I could draw sketches” Buffy smiled coyly.
“BUFFY!”

Cordy and Anya burst out in laughter and soon Buffy joined in. Finally a smile began to spread on Willow’s shocked face.
“Girlfriend! You have GOT to tell us THIS story” Cordy draped her arm over Buffy’s shoulder.
“And leave no details out! I want it all” Anya jumped in.
“Oh God. You guys are so bad. Buffy, how could you do this? You think he is a jerk and don’t like him at all but you….you…had sex with him?” Willow tried being serious again.
“He is a jerk but you should see him naked, I mean really!” Buffy explained with a huge grin.

Huge bubbles of laughter sprung forth again from the group of slightly inebriated college girls.
“Come on; let’s go back to our dorm. We’ll pig out on junk food and Buffy will spill the beans about all of Spike’s salty naked goodness” Cordy pushed the other girls out the door as Spike watched them from the shadowed corner with a smirk on his face. He waited a few moments and then grabbed his leather duster and headed out the door to follow them.

The four girls stopped at an all night convenience store and grabbed some ice cream, chips, candy bars and anything else they could junk out on then proceeded to Buffy and Willow’s dorm room which was on the first floor of their residence hall. Cordy and Anya shared a room upstairs but Buffy and Willow’s was nicer and bigger. More comfy for sleepovers.

The girls all flopped down and began munching along with passing around a bottle of wine Anya had grabbed.
“O.K. come on Buffy. We’re dying here! Tell us!” Anya egged her on.
“Yeah, Buff. Tell us! Tell us! We wanna know all about how Spike nailed you” Cordy grinned.
“Hey! Maybe I’m the one who nailed him!” Buffy shouted.
“Oh...do tell” Willow smiled, getting into it with the rest of the girls even more with each swallow of wine she drank.

“O.K. Alright already! I’ll tell. But NO interrupting! Le fie finish and then you guys can say all you want. Deal?” Buffy looked at all of them.
“Deal” they all chimed in unison.
“Alright…well…it all started when…” Buffy began as Spike stood outside Willow’s open window listening in to every word Buffy said.

Continued in Chapter 1- Buffy's Story
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