Coo Coo Ca-Choo

Title: Coo Coo Ca-Choo
Author: sluggie
Contact: sluggie@earthlink.net
Rating: NC-17
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Buffy Summers flipped through the limited channels of the motel TV, sighing when she found nothing on to interest her.
She was driving from San Francisco on her way to the City of Angels. The publishing company she worked for was relocating her to their L.A. Branch. She was 28 and on her way to having a very successful career. She had stopped in a little town…Sunnyville…Sunnyside…Sunnydale! That was it! On her way to sleep for the night.

“Jesus, I’m bored. I should have driven straight through” she said out loud to herself.
She went to the window of the little run down motel she had stopped at off the way way and looked out. Several buildings down she noticed the bright neon sign flashing, “ADULT BOOKS AND VIDEOS”.
“Oh, crap, I’ve got nothing better to do and I can’t sleep. Might as well find “someway” to entertain myself” she thought.

She slipped into a t-shirt and pair of faded jean shorts then donned her jacket and grabbed her purse and key for the room.
She left the motel and walked in the direction of the adult store.

“Come on…man. Are you going to go in or not?” Xander Harris asked his buddy, William.
“Yeah…just gimme a minute” William replied, hands gripping the steering wheel.

Two 18 year old boys on a Friday night in a small town with nothing to do. That only spelled trouble.
William Giles was a handsome young man, if you bothered to notice him. He hid it well though, wearing his hair so it fell in soft brown waves across his forehead. He wore a size too big jeans and shirt so as not to emphasize his body. To the casual observer, he might have appeared down right plain. That is until he lifted his head and without his hair covering his face, you could see the deepest most soulful piercing blue eyes anyone could possess on top of startling highly defined cheekbones.

“Will! Come on…they’re going to close in a half hour!” Xander shrieked.

William was scared to death. How had he let Xander talk him into this? Going to the adult bookstore on the outskirts of town to get some porno videos. He had nein hin his life ventured into such an establishment. His mum had raised him to be a good Christian boy. She really didn’t like him hanging out with “that Harris trash” as she referred to Xander but let him, seeing as he had no other friends to speak of.

William took a deep breath and got out of the car. He walked with Xander in a haze to the front door of the store. Well, here goes nothing, he thought as he followed Xander through the door.

Buffy trotted along at a brisk pace towards her destination. She reached it within a few minutes and ducked through the doorway. Glancing around the store, she noticed it was separated into videos and magazines in one area and adult ‘toys’ in the other. She made for the toy section in search of a vibrating dildo. She knew she should have brought hers along for the trip but instead had packed it with the stuff that went with the moving van. She mentally kicked herself. Finding the size and style she wanted, she lifted it off the rack. She decided to get a movie she could watch while ‘entertaining’ herself and made her way to the other section of the store.

“Merciful Zeus! Will you look at the cowabungas on this chick?” Xander flashed a magazine in front of a red-faced William.
“Please, not so loud, Xan. You’re going to draw attention to us.” William whispered.
“Don’t be such a stiff Brit” Xander grinned at William, “then again, looking at this stuff, you probably can’t help it” Xander pointed to William’s crotch and laughed at his own lame joke.
William rolled his eyes and turned around to walk away accidentally running into something or make that someone.
“Ooomph!” the sound came as that someone crashed to the floor.

William looked down and couldn’t believe his eyes. The most beautiful girl, rather woman, was lying at his feet. She had long blonde hair that had soft full curls falling in waves to past her shoulders. Bright green eyes, a cute pert nose and soft full lips. She was wearing a little baby doll t-shirt that molded itself to her small, yet full breasts and a pair of very short jean shorts. She had long golden tanned legs. She looked to be in her 20’s.

“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean…I didn’t know anyone was…” William began to stammer as Buffy attempted to get up. He assisted her to her feet.
“Thank you” she finally spoke.

William noticed she had dropped a package when she fell so being the gentleman that he was and momentarily forgetting where he was he bent over to retrieve it. As he started to hand it back to her, he looked down and was mortified. In his hand he was holding a…a…a penis! A “cyber skin, flesh colored, 8 inch cock and balls with vibrating egg inside, looks and feels like the real thing penis” to be exact, according to the packaging. William handed it to the older woman, face bright red.

“You dropped this, Ma’am” he told her.
“Thanks and please don’t call me Ma’am. Makes me feel like my mother.” Buffy smiled at him.

William briefly looked up at her and she took that moment to assess him. Damn but he was a beautiful boy, she thought. Look at those eyes and cheekbones. I bet he has a nice body under those baggy clothes. Oh look at how red his face is. He is so embarrassed. That is so adorable. Buffy licked her lips. Maybe this town had something to offer after all.

“My name is Buffy, and you?”

William couldn’t believe it. She was actually “talking” to him. This beautiful goddess was actually talking to him.

“I’m William” he managed to mumble.
“Do you live here, William?” Buffy inquired.
“Yes, Ma’am. I mean Yes, Buffy.”
“I’m staying at the motel a few doors down. Passing through on my way to L.A.” she informed him.
“Maybe, William, you could help me pick out a video? One that I can take back to my room with me” Buffy batted her eyelashes emphasizing the words “my” and “room”

William started to sweat. Oh my god. I think she is coming on to me. What do I do? What do I do? Jesus. Think. Calm down. Stop sweating. Dear Lord! The thoughts ran through his mind.
William looked around nervously.

“Umm…” he stammered.

Buffy moved to the shelf behind them and pulled off one of the videos titled “Cum Suck Me and Fuck Me Sluts”. It had a picture of a woman getting screwed in the ass and pussy by two men and giving a blow job to a third man all at the same time.

“How does this one look, William? Do you think this would be a good one?” Buffy asked him in a demure voice.

Christ almighty, William thought.

With a lump in his throat, he squeaked out a weak, “Yes…good choice”
“William, I’m not sure if I know how to work the VCR in my room. Do you think you could come back with me and help me?” Buffy asked him coyly.
William’s head was about to explode. “Umm…my friend…uhh…Xander! There you are!” William almosouteouted as Xander rounded the corner and came into view of William and Buffy.
“William, I’m going to go pay for my things. I’m in room 39. I would really appreciate your help. I’ll be waiting” Buffy smiled seductively and sauntered away swaying her hips.

William and Xander both stared at her ass, peeking out from under the very short shorts.

“Holy shit! Did she just invite you back to her motel room, Will?” Xander was almost jumping up and down.

William felt like he was going to faint. Breathe he told himself.

“Come on man, we need to go. Shops closing” Xander dragged him away towards the front of the store.

Once outside, William took great big gulps of air.

“Man...You’re one lucky son of a bitch, Will” Xander praised him.

William just looked at him.

“You are going to go, right?” Xander prodded.

William just looked at him again.

“AWWW, come on man. Didn’t you see her? She was practically begging you for it. You’re not gonna let this opportunity pass you up, are you? The chance to finally lose it and to an experienced older woman at that. Don’t be stupid” Xander ranted.
“Mother is expecting me…” William began.
“Oh for Christ’s sake, Will...you’re scared aren’t you?” Xander finally realized.
William looked away and softly said, “Terrified”
“Only way to get over your fears is to face them.” Xander countered. “Now, come on...drop me off at home. You don’t want to keep Mrs. Robinson waiting too long.” Xander joked as William gunned the engine and pulled away.

20 minutes later William sat outside the Sunnydale Inn, Room 39, waiting in his car. His palms were sweating and his heart was pounding. Buffy looked out the window and saw him sitting there, yet not making any move to come in. She opened the curtains and waited for him to look up and notice her standing there, which he did in a matter of moments. She crooked her finger at him to come in with a saucy smile. William gulped and finally made his decision. There was no going back. Tonight was the night he would become a man. He got out of his black Desoto and walked up to the door.