The Attack Of The Vampire Candy Canes

Notes: Ok Amy’s off the hook, this one is actually Cat’s fault –snigger – lol, I just keep getting sillier…he he he must be the season. Hugs Lee

Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Spike / Xander
Rating: NC17
Author: Mightbeme
E-mail: Lee_Michelle_t@hotmail.com
Feedback: Yes please
Disclaimer: Not mine don’t own em (pout….stamps foot) Joss owns them dammit


Attack of the Vampire Candy Canes

The moon idly graced the night sky sending beams of silvery light through the open canopy of the trees scattered around the cemetery. Buffy, Tara and Willow were dressed in varying shades of red and green, tinkling bells and sprigs of holly were pinned on their shirts and in their hair. As they wandered around they giggled and sang Xmas carols, in the dark behind them they could hear the accustomed sounds of Spike and Xander bickering.

“You really are brainless aren’t you”?

“What happened to tis the season to be jolly”

“I’m a vampire you idiot, I don’t do jolly”

“You don’t do a lot of things, you should give Christmas a go, it can be fun”

“Like I care, Christmas is highly overrated especially that red and green theme”

“You should talk, at least I don’t look like I’m stuck permanently in the eighties”

“And your eclectic sense of style doesn’t make everyone who sees you wanna puke”

Xander stopped in his tracks and waved an irritated hand at Spike.

“Well I never stooped to bonking the undead equivalent of a vegetable”

Spike stopped as well, tilting his head and running his eyes over Xander’s body, making him squirm uncomfortably.

“So we’re goin that low are we?”

“Whatever it takes bleach boy”

“Demon dumper extraordinaire”

“I hope your hair gel sets like Angel’s”

“Oooohh well I hope the Anya shrivels your balls to the size of peanuts”

“Seeing as she’s not currently touching any of of me that’s not gonna happen is it Fangless”

“Oh I see, we’re feelin a bit neglected are we pet, ya got blue balls, or can’u geu get it up anymore, what happened…. did she curse ya pet”

“Bite me Spike”

“Fuck me Xander”

Xander opened his mouth to send another scathing attack at the condescending vampire but it never happened. His mouth went dry and his eyes widened, he waved his arms impotently around.

“Oh very eloquent pet…….okay you can stop doing the guppy expression…….what the fuck’s the matter with you Harris”

Xander grabbed Spike by the arm and hauled him around to use as a shield. The vampire shruggut out of the offending grip, dusting the wrinkles out of his duster before looking up where Xander was still gesturing.

“Oh for ….what the hell……shit Harris….run you idiot”

Spike pushed Xander forcing the brunette into a run as they hurried to catch up to the slayer and the witches.

“Slayer…..”

They skidded to a halt nearly running the girls over in their haste, Buffy pulled her stake out and casually threatened the vampire.

“What are you two doing, this is a patrol not a fun run”

“Buffy…your not gonna believe what we just saw”

“Oh yes she is Harris…..watch out here they come”

Buffy and Spike spread out defensively in front of the others, Willow and Tara joined hands and began to chant their voices faltering slightly at the sight of their opponents.
Xander stood his ground beside the two wicca’s, stake at the ready, for all the good it may do him.

“Geez Spike, what the hell are they”

“Vampire Candy Canes”

“Your kidding, am I supposed to stake em or suck em to death”

Spike shot her a glance and then let it roam over the rest of the scoobies.

“They’re dangerous, don’t let them near you, stake em the same ampirmpires”

“Anything else kill them”

“Yeah if you could get it to rain, they dissolve in water”

“Oh like I can see that happening short of a rain dance”

They had no more time for words as the vampire candy canes ran towards them on their little stick legs. Each one was as tall as the scoobies, they had spindly arms and fingers curled into talons. Long glistening fangs showed in their hate filled little faces, they sprang at the scoobies, Buffy and Spike swung punches and kicks, staking their opponents left and right. Willow and Tara created a shield, which held the evil canes at bay while they prepared another spell. The vampire candy canes exploded into sugar dust whenever they were staked, but their thin red striped bodies were a challenge to get to. Spike heard a scream and spun around, Xander lay under a mound of canes, his struggles becoming weaker and weaker.

“Bleedin hell Harris”

Buffy and Spike fought their way towards their beleaguered friend when sudden lightening cackled. The heavens opened and rain poured down, Buffy smiled at Willow and Tara as the two wiccans finished their spell. The evil canes fell to the ground twisting and melting in the downpour, soon they were gone. Spike went and crouched beside Xander, frowning at the panting human. Bites littered his body, and the vampire sighed hauling him to his feet and hauling him away.

“Hey Spike, where you taking Xan”

“Yeah are you alright Xander”

Spike kept moving as the girls ran to catch up to him, he didn’t say a word until they reached his crypt. He picked Xander up and carried the delirious human down the stairs to lay him on his bed.

“Ok Spike, spill what’s goin on”

“He’s been bitten, look at the marks, little buggers must have been hungry. Probably attracted by all the sweet stuff the kid eats.”

“So, will he be sick or something”

“Yeah you could say that, he’s gonna turn into one of them if we don’t hurry”

“Oh my god, my poor Xander”

Willow grasped Tara’s hand as she looked down at her sick friend.

“What do we have to do Spike to make him better”

Spike took off his coat and knelt by the bed taking Xander’s hand in his, turning it over to survey the bite over the vein.

“We have to suck the poison out….like this”

Spike lowered his mouth to Xander’s wrist and sucked hard, drawing a mouthful of the sweet poison over his tongue. Xander moaned and thrashed, Buffy stared as the vampire lifted his head and spat the liquid into a jar he pulled from under the bed.

“You’ve got to be kidding”

Xander’s hips bucked and the three girls all stared at his crotch, clearly seeing the long hard bulge.

“Oh goddess”

“Ummm Willow, Buffy do you see where most of the bites are.”

“Oh my god……his chest, neck, thighs….and ummm…..down there…”

“Wills you’re his best friend, maybe you should do it”

“Oh no….umm no…you’re the slayer, its your job to slay and stuff so get in there and start suckin”

“I don’t think so, I’m pretty sure that sucking poison off your friends….ahh…..dangly bits ….isn’t in my job description”

The slayer and the witch glared at each other for a moment then both turned and stared at Tara.

“Taraa….”

“Oh don’t even go there, I’m a lesbian for god’s sake, I’ve never had my mouth on one of those and I don’t intend to start now.”

Spike dropped Xander’s hand and jumped to his feet, anger on his handsome face.

“If you not gonna help, get the fuck outa here and let a man work”

“Hey”

Buffy, Willow and Tara looked at their feet, the walls anywhere but at the annoyed vampire.

“Well…..if your sure you don’t need us Spike”

“Tell Xander we’ll check on him tomorrow ok”

“Call us if you need anything else Spike….I mean anything not sucking related”

Spike watched as the three girls almost ran from the room, before he turned back to the writhing man on the bed.

“Twats, who needs em……we’re better off without em pet”

He bent down and undid Xander’s shirt, sitting him up and helping him peel off the tattered material.

“Right, lets get these off you now, you know the pain should fade as the poison is sucked out. You’ll be good as new in no time…..well as good as you were anyway”

Xander’s hands fumbled for his jeans button, but Spike pushed them away and quickly undid them, getting Xander to lift a little so he could pull them down. He removed the human’s sneakers and dragged the jeans and boxers down and off his legs. Xander panted and fell back on the bed as Spike was temporarily struck dumb, staring at the perfection that had lain hidden by the baggy clothes. He came back to himself with a snap, swallowing against the suddenly dry mouth.

“Okay, how about I start with the easy ones and work my way down…..umm up to the bigger ones.”

Xander moaned and arched his back as Spike’s lips latched onto a bite on the fleshy part of his shoulder. The vampire sucked and spat the sickly sweet poison into the jar again, moving on to the next nearest bite just above a dusky nipple. Xander moaned again louder this time and his hand sort of fell off the bed and brushed Spike crotch.

“Jesus Xander”

The vampire’s cock strained at the denim and he adjusted himself before returning Xander’s hand to the bed. He quickly sucked the poison from the wound and moved on to the next site. Three bites in a triangle formation over the other nipple took him a little time to remove the poison. He couldn’t help but lave his tongue over the turgid nub when he was finished, he surveyed his next bite he saw it was positioned on Xander’s neck. He looked up and his eyes widened as he looked into dark golden brown eyes, hazy with pain and lust.

Spike had to get on the bed and he carefully straddled his human patient leaning down to gently fasten his mouth over the bite mark. Xander’s hands found his hips and the man held him fast, grinding up into the rough denim. Spike lifted his head and spat, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. Xander’s movements were affecting him, his cock felt as hard as steel, and the heat that seeped through from the boy’s hands was heavenly.

“Christ….Xander…”

Xander bucked up unexpectedly and Spike was thrown forward, strong arms grabbed him and pulled him down to a scorching kiss. He moaned deep in his throat as Xander’s tongue swept onto his mouth, finding his and stroking it. The hands around his back moved, strongly sweeping down his sides, causing shivers as they found the waistband of his jeans. His shirt was pulled up and he tried to protest as it was ripped over his head but Xander caught him in another deep mind bending kiss. Those nimble fingers delved into his jeans running in hot waves around his waist to the catch.

“God pet”

More kisses and Spike felt his will being sapped by the gorgeous man under him, he reluctantly tore his mouth away.

“Jesus Harris…..what’s goin on…..that poison must be stronger than I thought if you’re trying to shag me”

“You…offered…remember” Xander’s hands undid his jeans as he spoke.

“Huh” Spike thought back, the last thing he remembered was them bickering, Xander had said *bite me* and he had replied…..

“Fuck me…….shit……..” Spike whimpered as Xander’s hand found his cock, heat wrapping around his cool length. He arched his back thrusting into Xander’s warm hand, for a moment lost in the heat and then he was gently disentangling from that tempting embrace.

“God Xander…we can do this later…if you still want to…..but I’ve got to get the rest of the poison out of your system, ok”

Spike moved off Xander’s hips to find a comfortable spot between his legs. Xander pushed himself up on his elbows to watch the vampire, spreading his legs wider so Spike could inspect the bites there.

“Maybe you should lose the jeans Spike, mustn’t be very comfortable like that”

Spike arched an eyebrow but shrugged and rolled over, shimmying out of his tight pants. Naked he rolled back, looking up into Xander’s lust darkened eyes,

“That better pet”

Xander’s voice was a husky whisper as his eyes roamed the vampire’s pale flesh.

“Oh yeah……much better”

Slowly Spike’s head lowered towards his goal, a large bite on the inside of Xander’s thigh, close to the juncture of the hip and leg. His patient groaned as Spike’s lips fastened onto the wound, the side of his face brushing against the soft skin of Xander’s balls. Spike sucked, feeling the tension in the hot body under his mouth coil tighter. He lifted and turned his head aside, spitting out more poison before using his hand to lift Xander’s balls to the side. An ugly bite festered there just to the side of his groin, he took the ragged skin in his mouth and soothed it before expelling the poison hiding there. Xander panted, his hands had found Spike’s head and had tangled in his blonde hair.

‘Easy pet, I think there’s only one more”

Spike looked at the shallow bite on Xander’s dick, he swallowed slightly and looked up. Xander’s mouth hung open, his eyes dialilated and huge in his flushed face, he looked back at Spike and licked his lips.

“God Xander….” Spike shuddered under that sensual gaze, he let his mouth trail over the long hard length till it rested over the wound. Xander’s breathing became erratic and Spike had to hold his hips down as he sucked, drawing the last of the poison out of the human’s body. As soon as he had spat the last of the sweet residue out he was unceremoniously dumped on his back as Xander dove between his legs to rub his drooling dick against Spike’s entrance.

“Fuck…..” he struggled for a moment, fighting with himself more than with the man pinning him to the mattress.

“Xander….you really want this….me”

Xander sucked on the tender skin of Spike’s neck then pulled back to look into the vampire’s eyes.

“Oh yeah Spike…..I’ve wanted you for a long time”

Spike shuddered as Xander’s fingers found their way down between their tangled legs to stroke over his puckered ring. A little of the precum from Xander’s cock and the finger thrust in, stretching it enough for a second finger to enter beside the first.

“I umm see you know your way around”

Spike threw his head back as a third finger forced its way into his tight body.

“It’s been a few years, but I’m sure I can remember”

The fingers removed and Xander’s cock pushed against the firm entrance, bowing slightly before forging forward.

“Oh god yes……more pet more”

Xander dropped his head onto Spike’s forehead as he grasped the vampire’s hips firmly and thrust deep into the tight confines. Panting Xander tried to regain his control as Spike’s body clenched around his cock, a few moments of silence passed and then he was moving. Thrusting in and out, trying hard not to cum there and then as he worked his cock. Spike rolled his hips up, meeting Xander’s downward thrusts with unrestrained passion, taking the humans lips with his, drowning in the heat and emotion.

“Oh fuck….yes…. your so hot….. your cock’s like fire inside me”

Xander’s mouth slammed down on Spike’s finding the vampire’s tongue and drawing it into his mouth to suck on it. Their bodies heaved and rolled as they fought to bring each other off. Spike’s cool hands stroked Xander’s shoulders one reaching up to tangle in the dark silky locks, brushing the sweat from the younger mans brow. Xander pulled back to stare into Spike’s eyes as he moved one hand to wrap around the vampire’s cock. Spike’s eyes rolled back in his head as Xander started to pump his hand up and down. Xander smiled wickedly and sped up both his thrusts and his hand, Spike started to shiver uncontrollably as his orgasm spread through his body like wildfire. He bucked and twisted but Xander held on, riding the waves of pleasure as the vampire’s body contracted in pulses around his cock. Unable to hold back any longer the younger man groaned his completion into his lover’s neck.

“Oh god Spike…..that was amazing”

The vampire’s body relaxed under him, and they rested in a tangle of legs. Xander took in the closed look on Spike’s face, and kissed him gently, pulling back to stare into surprised blue eyes.

“What…..don’t you think I’m grateful Spike, you could of left me to die but you didn’t, unlike my so called friends”

“Yeah well, don’t get carried away, musta been that Christmas spirit you were on about earlier”

Xander gave Spike a wry look, his mouth curving into a smile.

“Oh yeah mustn’t forgot who’s the big bad now must we”

“Damm straight”

“More like the big bad sucker”

Spike gave Xander an offended look,

“Oi”

“I mean that in a good way, what did that stuff taste like anyway?”

“Peppermint candy, I’m never gonna eat that stuff again”

“Well, you can suck on me whenever you like”

“Sounds like a plan luv, only don’t expect me to get into this Christmas hooey”

Xander raised his eyebrows and gave Spike a speculative look.

“You think I didn’t see the little Christmas tree you got hiding over there in the corner.”

“Yeah well, nicked it didn’t I…”

“Just admit you like Christmas Spike”

“And what if I don’t……”

Xander smiled evilly, rocking his hips slightly and making Spike moan.

“You really want me to make you say it”

“If your gonna keep doin that, yeah”

Another evil smile and Xander went to pull out of Spike’s body

“Well……”

“No, no…..lets not be hasty…..ok…..mmmlkkxmmmmasmppeh”

“And that means in English?”

“I like Christmas, alright ya happy now”

Xander settled back between Spike’s thighs and thrust lazily

“And you like me too…..?”

When Spike could uncross his eyes he laughed up at his lover

“That’s a given pet, we can take all that repressed sexual tension we’ve been spreadin around and channel it”

“Ahh I love a man with the true spirit of Christmas giving”

“Do that again pet and I’ll guarantee you a Merry Christmas”

“Like you said Spike, that’s a given”


The End