Santa's Little Helper

Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Spike/ Xander
Rating: NC17
Author: Mightbeme
E-mail: Lee_Michelle_t@hotmail.com
Feedback: Yes please
laimlaimer: Not mine, don’t own em (sigh) they belong to Joss
Notes :This is the first in a series of fics I wrote for Xmas last year, none of them are beta'd they are strictly for fun. Merry Christmas everybody.

Santa’s Little Helper

“Willowww…..please don’t make me go”

“Xander don’t be so silly, you know you want to”

“No….that’s a lie, you big liary type person”

[Tap….tap…tap…tap..]

“Sorry Willow”

“Xander you will do this”

“Do I have to….”?

{Shuffle, shuffle}

“Yes”

“Why do I have to?”

“Because I went to all the trouble to get a private audience for you, that’s why”

“But maybe I could just….not…..go…..and then with the avoidance and all it would just go away”

{Hopeful smile…….puppy eyes}

“Sorry Xander its for your own good”

[Shove……..prod…….push….]

“Arrrrrggggghhhhhh nooooooo…..”


“Ho…ho….ho…now you’re a big boy aren’t you”

{cringe…..wriggle….}

“No let me go……I’m toooo old for this”

“Ho, ho, ho you’re never too old for Christmas”

{relax slightly}

“Oh ok….umm maybe this isn’t too bad”

“Its alright, lots of children are scared of Santa at some time”

{relax a bit more, wriggle to get comfortable}

“I’m just a bit embarrassed cause Willow made me come here”

“Ho, ho, ho I’m sure she only did what she thought was right”

{Santa’s arm tightens around Xander’s waist}

“Now why don’t you tell me what you want for Christmas”?

“Ummm ok……I want……hey Santa is your hand supposed to be there”

{Santa’s free hand is stroking Xander’s thigh}

“Ooops sorry”

{Santa’s hand moves away, but his other hand drifts down from Xander’s waist}

“Ok…..so what I wan………whoa…..did you just goose me”

{Santa holds his hands out as if to say…who me}

“Ok….this is really starting to freak me out”

{Santa grabs Xander and hauls him closer}

“I think Santa knows what you want…..you don’t need to tell me”

{Xander stiffens and leans away a little}

“You know this is getting creepy……and hey you know you sound a little familiar”

{Santa checks his beard is on straight and raises a hand to cough into it}

“Hummphhff…..ho, ho, ho everybody knows Santa little boy”

{Xander looks cynically at Santa, then wriggles on his lap}

“Hey your awfully hard…..{blush, stammer}….I mean you’ve got muscles under that suit.”

{Santa looks at Xander defensively}

“Well its hard work humping all those bleedin’ toys around the world you know”

{Xander pokes at Santa’s belly, quickly sticking his hand in the suit and pushing the wadding out of the way. He finds strongly defined abdominal muscles and strokes them lightly}

“I knew it……your not Santa…….ummmm why is there something poking into my leg there”

{Looks down…..blushes and looks up…….notices Santa staring at him}

“Your eyes…..are so blue…….do I know you, I do know you I’m sure….….. your Sp… mmmphhh……..”

{Santa pulled Xander’s head down into a deep, passionate kiss, the startled boy gasped and inadvertently let Santa’s tongue in}

“Mmmmmpphhh,..pant… pant…. pant”

{Xander pulled back and stared, then grabbed Santa by the face and kissed him back.}

“Mmmmm…..oh yeah…..more”

{Santa’s hands roamed over Xander’s body as they kissed heatedly, they find the button and zip on his jeans and swiftly undid them.}

“Oh god….your hands ..oh so good….”

{Xander’s hands fumble for the on Son Santa’s pants, but his hands are pushed away as he’s spun around so that he’s leaning back on Santa’s chest. Xander rests his head on Santa’s shoulder, the artificial beard tickling his neck as Santa uses one hand to hold him still and the other to jerk him off.}

“Oh…oh..oh…fuck…..god your good at this….”

‘Oh yeah Santa know’s you’ve been naughty”

“Oh god yes”

“You’ve been on my list for a while now Xander”

“I….I…have..”

“Oh yeah and now your gonna make up for being bad pet.”

“I…..am?”

{Santa’s hand sped up and Xander moaned under the delicious onslaught, the gloved hand rough on his sensitive cock. He felt his jeans and boxers being worked lower by Santa’s free hand and lifted to let them fall down his legs. He toed off one sneaker and shook his leg out of the restraining material. As he let himself sit back down on Santa’s lap he felt a hard presence against the soft skin of his ass.}

“Oh god….(hitch….pant) is that your cock?”

“Yeah, are you gonna get back on Santa’s nice list and sit on it for me?”

“Ummmmm…….I….ummm haven’t done this for awhile…..have you got some lube?”

“Nope….I don’t think Santa’s one of the boy scouts…..hang on for a mo and we’ll have something”

{Xander is shifted in Santa’s lap until the cock sat snugly in between his cheeks, one glove is torn off Santa’s hand by his teeth and spat out. The tickling beard is twisted out of the way and lips find Xander’s throat and nibble there enticing more moans from the excited teen. The ungloved hand reaches down to fondle Xander’s balls, tugging at them lightly. Xander melts into the man under him, draping his legs over his lovers enabling those cool fingers drift lower, brushing over the hairs on the inside of his thigh. He tilts his head and shivers from the biting kisses he receives along his jaw up to his ear. The hand on his cock alternates from fast to slow strokes, the precum leaking from the slit is carefully scooped up. He lifts a little to let the hand find its way to his entrance, rubbing enticingly before slipping in.}

“Oh god yes….do that….”

{Xander pushes down and the finger slides deeper into his rectum, exploring the dark musky channel. Feeling around it finds what it seeks….the elusive bundle of nerve endings….one touch and Xander shakes and moans, thrusting himself down on the finger and up into the gloved hand. A few more touches and the overstimulated teen erupts, sperm shooting out in ropey streams to land on his bare thighs. The finger retreats and wipes up the slick mess, gathering enough to coat the hard length. He lifts Xander to the side and slicks himself before settling the relaxed body back on his lap. Carefully pushing into the hot body, Santa throws his head back as his cock in engulfed by the man on top of him.}

“Oh fuck yes…..I always knew you’d be tight Xan”

{Xander smiles and carefully lifts up, testing the limits….feeling when the cock in him is nearly withdrawn and then sitting back down….impaling himself. Both hands find the armrests on Santa’s throne and use them to lever himself up and down. Santa moans in delight as Xander rides his cock…..thanking god that the store is closed for the night. His hands find Xander’s hips and he angles them slightly so that when he thrusts up into the boy he makes him whimper with lust. Reaching one hand around he tugs on the renewing hardness, chuckling at the stamina of teenagers.}

“Oh god this is good…..so good…so hard….fuck”

“Ahh Xander you really know how to make Santa happy”

{Smiling Xander grinds himself down on Santa’s cock making them both moan in response. Santa gathers Xander up and stands twisting around to drape him over the back of one of the reindeer standing next to the throne. Xander can only hang on as Santa forcefully starts to fuck him, hard cock sliding in and out as his own cock rubs against the plastic deer.}

“Oh yes, yes, yes, yes…..fuck me….harder”

Santa’s hand tightens on his hip as he speeds up, his thrusts hard enough to make the deer rock.

“Whatever you want pet, gonna make you see stars”

“Oh god yes….”

{Hard thrusts and Xander arches his back presenting his ass further hoping for a little more depth to stimulate his nerves more. Santa obliges and smiles as the dark haired boy whimpers and shakes under his hands. Too soon the delicious friction builds to a head, both men thrusting unevenly as cocks twitch and jump in release. Xander pants heavily as his still convulsing body squeezes the cock in his ass into giving up a little more seed. Santa collapses onto the tired teenck, ck, arms sliding around to hug him tightly. }

“Wow……(pant…..pant)….that was great.”

{Flash….flash…..giggle…..flash}

“What the fuck……Willow you bitch”

“Oh come on Xander…….this was just tooo good to pass up”

“Bleedin hell Red, you didn’t tell me you were gonna be taking snapshots”

“Willow give me the camera”

{Xander twists out of Santa’s arms and trips on his tangled pants. Willow giggles and heads for the door, the sound of a car engine is heard in the distance}

“Well at least your not scared of Santa anymore pet”

“Well being bent over a reindeer and fucked by Santa sorta bypasses scary and heads straight into disturbing. How the hell did Willow con you into this anyway?’

{Santa pulls the beard and hat off, shrugs out of the shirt and pants that were nearly falling off anyway. Spike steps out of the black boots and reaches behind the throne to grab his clothes. His voice is slightly muffled as he bends over.}

“Oh she just wanted me to be nice to you, but I sorta got carried away”

{Xander grabs Spike by the hips and grinds himself against the cool ass. Spike smirks and pushes back against the boy, before he stands up holding his clothes to his chest.}

“You wanna see if you’ve been naughty Spike”

“You gonna put on the suit Xander”

{Blunt human teeth bite teasingly at Spike’s neck as warm hands roam over his sides.}

“I think Santa’s put out enough for one night, but I think there’s a Mrs Claus outfit back there.”

“Ho fucking ho….I’m not putting on a bleedin dress”

“Didn’t say you had to wear it did I”

{Spike spun around in Xander’s arms, rubbing himself against the warm human}

“This holiday really brings out your kinky side doesn’t it”?

“What can I say Spike……I love Christmas”

{Silence reins just the barely heard sound of lips kissing}

“Merry Christmas pet”

“Merry Christmas Spike”


The end