Magical Upchuck

Title: Soul spell

Author: MoonKat
Fandom: BTVS/ Charmed
Summary: Xander is temporally turned into a girl by Willow. Before he turns back into himself he meets Chris Halliwell. The Chris from the future and Xander have sex. Now an very male Xander is pregnant with a child from a man that’s not even born yet. This idea is from a challenge I read but couldn’t find again. Don’t remember who gave the challenge but I thought it was a great idea.
Archive: Slash. Male on Male. Maybe some het too! Mpreg!

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Phoebe grinned as she looked between her nephew and the pretty brown haired girl. She could feel the powerful emotions coming from both of them, just a big storm of love. ‘They got it baaaaad.’

Chris glared at Phoebe when he was finally able to unglue his eyes away from the sight of Lexxy’s big brown ones. He leaned toward Phoebe and whispered, “Did you bring her here?”

Phoebe’s grin just got bigger. “Nope! She’s the witch that needed our help. Love always finds a way, even when you don’t want it too.” Phoebe whispered like it was so big secret.

Chris groaned.

Lexxy frowned at the mumbled whispers she only half heard. “If you’re done talking about me like I can’t hear you can we make the potion? I don’t want Gilly to get away or catch us by surprise.” Lexxy marched past them into the kitchen.

“I think you and Alex should talk Chris. Fate brought you two together don’t waste it.” Phoebe said softly as she patted him on the shoulder. “Love is hard enough for a Halliwell to find.”

Chris groaned. “You are reading too much into this!”

“Go help her make the potion, me and the others will find the spell for the clown dolls.” Phoebe pushed Chris toward the kitchen, Chris made a token protest. Phoebe rolled her eyes heavenward. “I’m an empath I can feel how much you want to go in there and talk to her, just go.”

Chris went.

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Flipping open her book Xander found the page on potions, she didn’t look up from her work as Chris shuffled in like a kicked puppy. ‘Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god. What do I say to him? Do I say anything?’ Xander bit at her lip as she started up the burner with hot water in the small iron pot. ‘Why isn’t he talking?’ Xander tried to will the water to start boiling, the quicker she got done with the potion the sooner she could leave. Leave and avoid all things Chris.

“So, how have you been?” Xander blurted out, boy or girl Xander didn’t much like long silences.

“How have I been? Or how have I been since you did a runner? Fine. Doing the whitelighter thing.” Chris shrugged.

Xander sighed as she sprinkled rosemary and belladonna into the boiling water. ‘What is a girl supposed to say to that? Sorry, next time we get drunk and have dirty wild sex I’ll stay and we can have coffee?’ “Sorry bout that.” Xander stirred the potion as it started changing color.

“Sorry bout that? Is that it? You’re not going to tell me why you left?” Chris said with a frown as he handed the lovely girl the pickled pigs feet for the potion. “I don’t know about you but I would like to know why my bed partner ran from me.”

Xander took a deep breath then shook her head. “It’s complicated.”

“You have a boyfriend?”

“No.”

“A girlfriend?”

“No! But a threesome of some kind would be kinda hot.” Xander mumbled the last bit under her breath as she stirred the boiling vanquishing potion.

“What? I didn’t hear you?” Chris frowned as he handed Xander more ingredients.

“I said it’s way more complicated then that. Like super hellmouthy complicated.” Xander said with a slight blush on her cheek bones. Reaching for the bloody demon flesh Xander started cutting it up into little cubs, then she grabbed one for the potion.

Chris watched Lexxy chop up the demon meat, and watched as she held it over the potion. Chris took a few steps back. “You should really be careful with the potion, it’s volatile.”

Xander gave Chris the stink eye. “I’ve read through my book a couple of times, I think I could handle this potion.” Xander tossed the cube of demon flush into the pot and watched it bubble for a minute then settle. “See. It’s fine.”

Chris raised a brow. “I guess you do know-“

*BOOM!*

“-what you’re doing. Are you ok?” Chris helped Xander up off the floor from where she was tossed by the exploding potion and dusted off some green splattered.

“I’m fine.” Xander grumbled. “Good thing I’m not a demon. My book said nothing about exploding potions.”

Chris shrugged. “Some things you learn while doing.”

“Well at least the potion is ready.” Xander said as she looking inside and bubbling green mess. “I hope you guys aren’t attached to the pot, I don’t think the sludge stains will ever come out.”

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Attic
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Paige looked the spelled clown doll over. “It doesn’t look too creepy. It’s smile looks nice.”

Piper gave her sister an odd look then spoke dryly. “It’s imprisoning the soul of a dead witch, it’s creepy.”

Mari looked up into the sky and sighed. “I’m being called by the Elders I’ll be right back.” Mari orbed away.

Paige set the colorful clown doll down on the table and propped it up so it could sit and face them. “I’m just saying I don’t see why everyone here thinks clowns are scary. This one kinda reminds me of mine from when I was a baby.”

“That’s why it doesn’t leave your room.” Phoebe mumbled as she turned another page in the Book of Shadows. “I found a spell that might work.” She said a she pointed at a spell called the ‘Spirit release’.

Piper looked over her sister’s shoulder and nods. “It seems simple enough, chant the words and repeat the last sentence three times, while our eyes and hands face the heavens. It’s stronger the more witches chant it. We should get Alexandra to help.” Piper started heading for the stairs when Phoebe stopped her.

“No. We can do the spell. We should give them a minute. I feel um . . . think they need a minute or two more to clear the air.” Phoebe grinned at her sister.

Piper sighed. “I know that grin. Are you trying to set them up?”

“More like trying to set them back up.” Paige rolled her eyes. “Chris is in love. Cupid said so.”

“Fine. Let’s just do the spell.” Piper said as she pulled her sisters toward the book. “What about a cupid?”

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Dank sewer
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“Why aren’t you going after the witches? They stole one of your dolls and cut a chunk out of you. Bet they’re making something to kill you.” Felix snickered as he looked over his rinota crystals. “I could help you out? Every crystal can create a mini army of my kind. For a reasonable price that is, I take credit cards, gold, and powers, I’m not too picky.”

Gilly chuckled as he brushed dirt off his newest clown doll’s hair. “I need no aid from you or your kin. I have all the allies I need here in my domicile.” Gilly spread his arms and grinned wide showing off sharp teeth.

Felix looked around him. “There’s no one here? Just you, me, and your damn dolls. Everyone else split when the witches did.”

Gilly chuckled. “Yes. My dolls.”

Felix shook his head. “They’re all right about you. You’re nutz.” Felix shimmered away.

“My doll will do my dirty work.” Gilly snickered as he brushed his newest dolls hair letting the tight curls wrapped around his fat fingers. The doll in his hands drooped and the grin on its face tilted down it’s big eyes sad and wet. Gilly’s grin widened further. “I see you witches.” Gilly’s eyes clouded and he looked off into space with a cruel sparkle in his eyes. “I see you.”

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Attic
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The three sisters stood around the doll and started a low humming chant, their heads tilted to the ceiling and hands in the air. As they chanted the air seemed to flux around them as if it was heated. They spoke as one their voices echoing like it would in a cave or a church. “Spirit caste into this confine of unrest I free you, I set you-“

The doll pulsed an evil red light formed in its eyes and without the witches noticing a black miasma started coming out of its joints. The miasma floated up into the air and reached out toward the witches like hands. It shot toward their noses and mouths and the witches collapsed in a dead faint.

Then stood up without their bodies. Piper looked down at her downed body and sighed. ~Great. Just great.~

Paige shrugged. ~We’ll fix this. We just need to get Chris’ attention.~ Paige pointed at the young man as he orbed in.

Phoebe waved her hand in front of Chris, no reaction. ~He can’t see us, means we’re not ghosts.~

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Kitchen
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“It’s complicated!” Xander growled at Chris as she bottled the potion.

“Why is it complicated?”

Xander slammed her hand not holding the potion on the counter top the sound echoed in the room. Things on the walls and table tops shook with Xander’s anger, a salt shaker even fell to the ground. “Can we just drop it?” Xander growled as she stared at the floor her teeth clinched.

Chris narrowed his eyes. “For now. After the demon’s dead were going to talk. Shaking a couple of dishes won’t scare me away, Lexxy.” With that said Chris headed for the door only to stop at the sound of thumping upstairs.

“Uh-oh. I know that sound, either the witches needed to throw around heavy sacks of potatoes or somebody collapsed.” Xander said calmly as she not so calmly rushed for the stairs.

Chris orbed.

Xander rushed up the stairs to find Chris kneeling over the unconscious witches. Xander frowned. “Are they alive?”

“Yeah but they’re out cold and won’t wake up when I shake them. I think they need to be healed.”

“Right.” Xander nods then takes a deep breath to yell. “Mari!”

A minute of waiting later Mari appeared in a flurry of blue orbs and looked around her flustered. “What? Xanny are you ok?” She asked as she looked Xander over for injuries.

“I’m fine but the other witches aren’t.”

Mari rushed to their side and held her glowing hands over Piper but it did nothing. Mari frowned and moved her hands over Paige then Phoebe but still nothing happened. “I don’t understand. I feel something foreign but I can’t get rid of it. How can that be?”

“Does it feel evil?” Xander asked as she checked Paige’s eyes and then her pulse.

“No, yes, I don’t know. Maybe just tainted.” Mari bit at her lip.

Chris gently gathered Piper in his arms and placed her on one of the many couches in the attic. “Whatever it is we need to fix it fast. The longer they’re out the more dangerous this gets.” He said as he helped Xander move Paige to a chair.

The clown doll’s grin stretched wider and a creepy voice came out of its mouth. “Hello dear witches . . .” Gilly’s voice echoed through the room. The dolls head shifted and its real eyes looked at them an insane sparkled in it’s glowing eyes.

Xander and Chris stared at the doll their eyes narrowed. “Gilly.” Xander growled. “What did you do?”

“Just a little soul spell.”

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