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Food and other stuff!!!
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Title: Food and other stuff!!!
Summary: Willow does a spell on Xander that doesn’t go as planned. Now Xander is somewhere else and way younger then he was the last time he checked in the mirror. Spike/Xander going to be child friend thing later though.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the craziness that spews out of my head. All characters belong to their respective owners. Anita Blake belongs to Laurell K. Hamilton and Buff the vamp slayer belongs to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
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Severus groaned as he turned over. ‘Why is my damned bed so hard? Did I have a Deatheaters meeting again?’ Severus hated it when he awoke on the floor from one of those. That meant he was severely injured. And if he was injured then that meant he had displease the Dark Lord in some way. Sighing Sev opened his eyes only to be greeted by a smirking Malfoyish face.
“Get your nose out of my face! Malfoy’s have such pointed noses, they could pop out someone’s eye!” He said as he shoved Spike way from him.
Spike snickered. “You know you talk in your sleep Sev? ‘No not Gryffindor! Not today! LONGBOTTOM! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR! No Hagrid I don’t want to pet your Blastend shrut!’ That last one sounded a bit nasty there, pet. You shouldn’t talk dirty around the little kiddies.” Said Spike as he pointed at the little tots playing with their stolen toys.
“I do NOT talk in my sleep William! When did you and the children awaken? Have I been asleep long?” He asked as he dug into one of the backpacks for a clean shirt.
“Nuh. Just thinking you should go get grub for you and the nibblets here. I’m not willing ta find out if the spell made me sun allergy go away. If you know what I mean. What with me still able to vamp out and what not.” Said Spike as he looked outside their little haven. The foliage was think so no sun could get in, but besides bundling Spike in a blanket they were stuck.
Severus nodded. “Yes. That is an adequate idea William. Will you need nourishment as well?” Asked Severus as he dusted dried leafs and soil from his person.
Spike shook his curly head. “Not unless you can get me blood. Um fine.” Pulling another fag Spike frowned at the almost empty pack. “On second thought I need smokes and lots of them.” He yelled at Sev’s retreating back.
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Xander sat on the chair and bounced about, he kept looking at the clock every few minutes. He sighed. Nath and Zane were going to come and pick him up at 9:00 on the dote, it was only 8:05. Richard smiled at Xander. He still couldn’t believe he had weaseled the two leopards into taking him to the Zoo! And without asking for Anita’s permission at that!
Richard looked at Jamil and Shang-Da. He knew the other two wolves were thinking along the same line of thought. The little pup had them whipped! Xander had wanted french toast for breakfast ever since Jason had called at 6:30 this morning. And the three dominating were’s crumbled down at the soft puppy eyed demands of a child.
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Phone call 6:30am
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Rrrrrrringgggggg!
Rrrrrrrrriiinggggggggggg!
Richard fumbled for his alarm clock that he didn’t remember setting. It was the weekend! He had no reason to be up! With blurred eyes he looked at the very silent alarm clock. Throwing it at the wall Richard grappled for the phone. “Hello and this better be good!” He growled into the phone.
“Richard. It’s Jason. Sorry. Me and my big mouth got away from me. I was talking to Gregory about my cute new nephew, I guess someone overheard! Now JeanClaude wants to meet Xander tonight! I'm so sorry!” Said Jason as he got all that out in one breath. He waited with his fingers crossed, hoping Richard wouldn’t be too mad. He was surprised when Richard did speak. He didn’t sound mad at all. Just tired.
“It’s ok Jason. I figured I couldn’t keep him hid forever. If someone didn’t see me with Xander I think Anita would have told JeanClaude sooner or later.” He rubbed his eyes then looked at the little boy curled up into a ball against his side fast asleep. The kid was just to cute for words with his arms around his bear and one of his little hands hanging onto Richard’s night shirt.
“It’s ok Jason but when that french dip wakes up tell him to behave. If he even looks at my kid funny I’ll rip out his throat.” He said matter o fact like.
Richard smiled he could hear Jason nodding on the phone then stutter a reply. “Sure. O-ok I’ll um tell him . . .that you’ll be here tonight. Bye Richard.” Richard hung up then looked at his kid who was looking at him with sleepy brown eyes. “Hey kido. Ready to get up?”
Xander yawned then blinked his eyes, he gave a sleep node. “Who dat?” He asked with a sleepy slur.
“Just someone who wants to meet you tonight.” Said Richard in a light voice.
Xander frowned. “Why not meets me now?” He said as he held out his arms waiting for Richard to pick him up. Richard shifted a bit, how was one to tell a small child the Master of the City wanted to see him?
“These . . .friends can only come out at night.”
Xander’s eyes lit up. “VAMPIRES! Like me Spike? He’s the Big Bad you know. Are they British?” Xander asked as he bounce in Richard’s hold. Richard shook his head. Only a child he would find would be excited to see a vampire.
“No they’re French.”
Xander stopped bouncing at that. “French? But Spike said they’re poofs?” Richard almost tumbled them down the stairs as he laughed. What a wonderful kid he found.
“By the way kido who is Spike?”
Xander rolled his eyes. “My bestfriend. He cool. He drinks blood and smokes. But he said I can’t smoke cause human peoples can get cancer if day smoke, so he won’t let me.” Xander said matter o fact like.
As Richard put him down Xander frowned. “If I gonna meet French vamps then I need to eat French food! Right daddy?” Asked Xander as he looked at Richard earnestly.
“Sure kido.”
“Then I wanted FRENCH toast.” He ran into the dining room and found Jamil and Shang-Da innocently drinking coffee.
“ Come on! We have to make french toast so we canna meet da poofs!” He said as he grabbed Jamil and left Shang-Da blinking. Shang-Da looked up as a still rumple Ulfric walked in.
“ Do I even want to know?” He asked his smirking leader.
Richard was about to answer when Xander ran out and grabbed them both by their shirts. “We need help! Jamil can’t cook! And I’m too small-ish! Helpin Xan’er would be of da good!!” He said as he pulled both men into the kitchen.
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The were’s looked at the french toast in the middle of the table. Sure some were burnt, others were mushy, but Xander was happy. It took very little to make the kid smile. Richard snorted as he looked at Xander. The kid had packed his little cheeks like a chipmunk saving up for the winter.
“Don’t make a mess kido. You can’t go with Nathaniel and Zane if your all sticky.”
Xander nodded his eyes bright with excitement. Richard rolled his eyes as he watched Xander wipe his syrup covered face with his arm. There was now a brown sticky trail across Xander skin. Getting up Richard went into the kitchen to get a wet rag. He came back only to fine a perfectly clean Xander sitting at the table drinking orange juice alone. Richard frown and raised a brow as Shang-Da walked into the room with an early Nathaniel and Zane. Richard noticed that the leopards didn’t look happy. In-fact Nathaniel looked down right sad. He ignored it for now, he would ask them later.
“Did you or Jamil clean Xander up?” Shang-Da looked at Richard oddly.
“No sir. Jamil’s on the phone and I went to answer the door . . .”
Richard looked at Xander, the kid was clean. His hair was brushed and his clothes even looked pressed and neat. “Hey kido how did you get so clean?”
Xander looked at Richard like he was dumb. “I wants it clean. Told it to be clean.” He said simple as he slid off his chair and ran to the leopards.
“Nath! Nath! UP!” Said Xander as he jumped into Nathaniel’s arms.
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Anita growled. She wasn’t happy! Not happy at all. Portals have been opening and closing all over the city, now she had to track down the source! Her and a small team of witches. First she had to go to a toy store, then trounce through the mall with reporters following her! Now she got another report of a portal opening. One that swallowed her car!
Today just wasn’t her day! Not only had Zane and Nathaniel disobeyed her by going over to Richard's, her portal hunting team was snickering at what happened. Everything seamed to center around Richard’s kid. Her luck went sour the moment she met him. She could see how much the kid meant to Richard, how much the child helped him, she could see the man’s self-hate lessening in his golden eyes. That was something she couldn’t do for Richard. Anita knew it was petty but she was jealous of Xander. The kid was making Richard happy. She wanted to be the one to make him happy!
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Severus pulled out his wand as he walked toward the couple making goo-goo eyes at each other. Sickening! Stunning the couple Severus took what little money they had. If he knew what the currency looked like he would have transfigured some, it would have been faster and less risky. Counting the money Severus smiled at his catch. One hundred and ten dollars and three credit cards, this should last them for a little while.
Walking up to a hotdog stand Severus slapped a twenty on the counter. “Three boxes of animal crackers! Four hot dogs! Ketchup only! And two cokes! Coke NOT Pepsi, if you give me Pepsi I’ll rip your spine out and feed it back to you one vertebrae at a time! Got it?”
The teen behind the counter blinked. “Do you want fries with that?”
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Title: Food and other stuff!!!
Summary: Willow does a spell on Xander that doesn’t go as planned. Now Xander is somewhere else and way younger then he was the last time he checked in the mirror. Spike/Xander going to be child friend thing later though.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the craziness that spews out of my head. All characters belong to their respective owners. Anita Blake belongs to Laurell K. Hamilton and Buff the vamp slayer belongs to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
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Severus groaned as he turned over. ‘Why is my damned bed so hard? Did I have a Deatheaters meeting again?’ Severus hated it when he awoke on the floor from one of those. That meant he was severely injured. And if he was injured then that meant he had displease the Dark Lord in some way. Sighing Sev opened his eyes only to be greeted by a smirking Malfoyish face.
“Get your nose out of my face! Malfoy’s have such pointed noses, they could pop out someone’s eye!” He said as he shoved Spike way from him.
Spike snickered. “You know you talk in your sleep Sev? ‘No not Gryffindor! Not today! LONGBOTTOM! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR! No Hagrid I don’t want to pet your Blastend shrut!’ That last one sounded a bit nasty there, pet. You shouldn’t talk dirty around the little kiddies.” Said Spike as he pointed at the little tots playing with their stolen toys.
“I do NOT talk in my sleep William! When did you and the children awaken? Have I been asleep long?” He asked as he dug into one of the backpacks for a clean shirt.
“Nuh. Just thinking you should go get grub for you and the nibblets here. I’m not willing ta find out if the spell made me sun allergy go away. If you know what I mean. What with me still able to vamp out and what not.” Said Spike as he looked outside their little haven. The foliage was think so no sun could get in, but besides bundling Spike in a blanket they were stuck.
Severus nodded. “Yes. That is an adequate idea William. Will you need nourishment as well?” Asked Severus as he dusted dried leafs and soil from his person.
Spike shook his curly head. “Not unless you can get me blood. Um fine.” Pulling another fag Spike frowned at the almost empty pack. “On second thought I need smokes and lots of them.” He yelled at Sev’s retreating back.
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Xander sat on the chair and bounced about, he kept looking at the clock every few minutes. He sighed. Nath and Zane were going to come and pick him up at 9:00 on the dote, it was only 8:05. Richard smiled at Xander. He still couldn’t believe he had weaseled the two leopards into taking him to the Zoo! And without asking for Anita’s permission at that!
Richard looked at Jamil and Shang-Da. He knew the other two wolves were thinking along the same line of thought. The little pup had them whipped! Xander had wanted french toast for breakfast ever since Jason had called at 6:30 this morning. And the three dominating were’s crumbled down at the soft puppy eyed demands of a child.
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Phone call 6:30am
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Rrrrrrringgggggg!
Rrrrrrrrriiinggggggggggg!
Richard fumbled for his alarm clock that he didn’t remember setting. It was the weekend! He had no reason to be up! With blurred eyes he looked at the very silent alarm clock. Throwing it at the wall Richard grappled for the phone. “Hello and this better be good!” He growled into the phone.
“Richard. It’s Jason. Sorry. Me and my big mouth got away from me. I was talking to Gregory about my cute new nephew, I guess someone overheard! Now JeanClaude wants to meet Xander tonight! I'm so sorry!” Said Jason as he got all that out in one breath. He waited with his fingers crossed, hoping Richard wouldn’t be too mad. He was surprised when Richard did speak. He didn’t sound mad at all. Just tired.
“It’s ok Jason. I figured I couldn’t keep him hid forever. If someone didn’t see me with Xander I think Anita would have told JeanClaude sooner or later.” He rubbed his eyes then looked at the little boy curled up into a ball against his side fast asleep. The kid was just to cute for words with his arms around his bear and one of his little hands hanging onto Richard’s night shirt.
“It’s ok Jason but when that french dip wakes up tell him to behave. If he even looks at my kid funny I’ll rip out his throat.” He said matter o fact like.
Richard smiled he could hear Jason nodding on the phone then stutter a reply. “Sure. O-ok I’ll um tell him . . .that you’ll be here tonight. Bye Richard.” Richard hung up then looked at his kid who was looking at him with sleepy brown eyes. “Hey kido. Ready to get up?”
Xander yawned then blinked his eyes, he gave a sleep node. “Who dat?” He asked with a sleepy slur.
“Just someone who wants to meet you tonight.” Said Richard in a light voice.
Xander frowned. “Why not meets me now?” He said as he held out his arms waiting for Richard to pick him up. Richard shifted a bit, how was one to tell a small child the Master of the City wanted to see him?
“These . . .friends can only come out at night.”
Xander’s eyes lit up. “VAMPIRES! Like me Spike? He’s the Big Bad you know. Are they British?” Xander asked as he bounce in Richard’s hold. Richard shook his head. Only a child he would find would be excited to see a vampire.
“No they’re French.”
Xander stopped bouncing at that. “French? But Spike said they’re poofs?” Richard almost tumbled them down the stairs as he laughed. What a wonderful kid he found.
“By the way kido who is Spike?”
Xander rolled his eyes. “My bestfriend. He cool. He drinks blood and smokes. But he said I can’t smoke cause human peoples can get cancer if day smoke, so he won’t let me.” Xander said matter o fact like.
As Richard put him down Xander frowned. “If I gonna meet French vamps then I need to eat French food! Right daddy?” Asked Xander as he looked at Richard earnestly.
“Sure kido.”
“Then I wanted FRENCH toast.” He ran into the dining room and found Jamil and Shang-Da innocently drinking coffee.
“ Come on! We have to make french toast so we canna meet da poofs!” He said as he grabbed Jamil and left Shang-Da blinking. Shang-Da looked up as a still rumple Ulfric walked in.
“ Do I even want to know?” He asked his smirking leader.
Richard was about to answer when Xander ran out and grabbed them both by their shirts. “We need help! Jamil can’t cook! And I’m too small-ish! Helpin Xan’er would be of da good!!” He said as he pulled both men into the kitchen.
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The were’s looked at the french toast in the middle of the table. Sure some were burnt, others were mushy, but Xander was happy. It took very little to make the kid smile. Richard snorted as he looked at Xander. The kid had packed his little cheeks like a chipmunk saving up for the winter.
“Don’t make a mess kido. You can’t go with Nathaniel and Zane if your all sticky.”
Xander nodded his eyes bright with excitement. Richard rolled his eyes as he watched Xander wipe his syrup covered face with his arm. There was now a brown sticky trail across Xander skin. Getting up Richard went into the kitchen to get a wet rag. He came back only to fine a perfectly clean Xander sitting at the table drinking orange juice alone. Richard frown and raised a brow as Shang-Da walked into the room with an early Nathaniel and Zane. Richard noticed that the leopards didn’t look happy. In-fact Nathaniel looked down right sad. He ignored it for now, he would ask them later.
“Did you or Jamil clean Xander up?” Shang-Da looked at Richard oddly.
“No sir. Jamil’s on the phone and I went to answer the door . . .”
Richard looked at Xander, the kid was clean. His hair was brushed and his clothes even looked pressed and neat. “Hey kido how did you get so clean?”
Xander looked at Richard like he was dumb. “I wants it clean. Told it to be clean.” He said simple as he slid off his chair and ran to the leopards.
“Nath! Nath! UP!” Said Xander as he jumped into Nathaniel’s arms.
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Anita growled. She wasn’t happy! Not happy at all. Portals have been opening and closing all over the city, now she had to track down the source! Her and a small team of witches. First she had to go to a toy store, then trounce through the mall with reporters following her! Now she got another report of a portal opening. One that swallowed her car!
Today just wasn’t her day! Not only had Zane and Nathaniel disobeyed her by going over to Richard's, her portal hunting team was snickering at what happened. Everything seamed to center around Richard’s kid. Her luck went sour the moment she met him. She could see how much the kid meant to Richard, how much the child helped him, she could see the man’s self-hate lessening in his golden eyes. That was something she couldn’t do for Richard. Anita knew it was petty but she was jealous of Xander. The kid was making Richard happy. She wanted to be the one to make him happy!
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Severus pulled out his wand as he walked toward the couple making goo-goo eyes at each other. Sickening! Stunning the couple Severus took what little money they had. If he knew what the currency looked like he would have transfigured some, it would have been faster and less risky. Counting the money Severus smiled at his catch. One hundred and ten dollars and three credit cards, this should last them for a little while.
Walking up to a hotdog stand Severus slapped a twenty on the counter. “Three boxes of animal crackers! Four hot dogs! Ketchup only! And two cokes! Coke NOT Pepsi, if you give me Pepsi I’ll rip your spine out and feed it back to you one vertebrae at a time! Got it?”
The teen behind the counter blinked. “Do you want fries with that?”
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