Toys 'R' Us
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Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
10
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9,918
Reviews:
35
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
1
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Chapter Eight
Title: Toys ''R' Us: Chapter Eight.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Whatever shall Buffy and Faith do after being trapped inside a local Toys 'R' Us by a pair of mischievous wizards under Willow's watch?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything here, save for the storyline. All characters and the like are trademark properties of Joss Whedon, Fox, Mutant Enemy and it's affiliates. Barbie and Skipper are copyrighted to Matel. Toys 'R' Us is copyrighted to their fucking bizarre giraffe and whoever else. Please don't sue. Anything else mentioned, be them persons or objects, are copyrighted to their owners just the same and blah, blah, blah. No money is made from this, so don't sue. I'm just a poor girl. Really, I am.
A/N: I know that the last chapter was so far back, but I've been insanely busy with work and all that unfun junk. Now, I am back full blast and ready to update all my fictions. Hope you enjoy this chapter and thank you once again to the reviews I've had on previous chapters. Reading them made me really have the urge to get back into writing. ^o^
- - -
Where were they? Was the first thought that popped into Buffy's mind.
The first thought to pop into Faith's was something along the lines of killing, maiming and other various painful activities to whoever got them into this mess. Even Faith realized the two Hogwarts brats didn't plan all this. At least not alone.
When a pair of brown eyes scanned the area they were now in, she just could not believe this was where they ended up.
"Um, Faith?" Came a nervous squeak of a question from the blonde now standing behind the taller brunette rather than in front like she did often.
"Don't, B. Jus' don't." Faith warned in a low voice. Despite her somewhat hard directions, the younger Slayer did reach behind her to grasp the older Slayer's hand. For what was in front of them was unlike anything either girl had seen in their days, and nights, as Slayers. Still both girls squinted in the bright light shining down on them, and held the others hand firmly. How they were yet to be seen was unknown to each of them.
What looked like cotton stuffed babydolls in pink frilly dresses with curls of blonde, brown and red were shuffling about with puppies on leashes. Puppies who were busy munching on the lollipop like flowers growing from what looked like sugar infested grass. Somewhere to the right of the girls, who both turned their head in unison to look, were teddy bears playing jump rope. Off to the right of the bears, who had the widest of grins on, were bunnies scattering along trying not to be tagged it by the fluffy white sheep sprinting down the hill. Laughter rang clear in the sweet tasting air.
"We gotta be dead." Faith concluded, "Because there's no other way..." The brunette's wrist was pinched hard by the blonde who was pressing her chest closer to the other girl's back.
"Shh." Buffy snapped, "They might hear us." Actual fear rang heavily in her words. Buffy was for once in her life, or maybe this was now unlife?, petrified.
As if right on cue... all creatures, including the bouncing sun above them that was also animated, turned to stare intently at both figures new to their world. The silence filled the creepily happy world of Fisher Price insanityville, until a resounding, "Fuck," from Faith spitted out. Followed up by gasps of shock and repulsion from the cuddly wuddlys around them. Only that wasn't the start of their problems. The gasps turned into screams as ears on cute snuggly thingies started to bleed. Hands, paws and whatever else have you, covered their injured parts.
The look of horror fell over Buffy's features with a ghastly pale complexion adding to the mix. Unlike Buffy, Faith was half smirking. Pain and blood she could deal with. Happy, skipping toys from hell? Uh uh!
Clawing her hand up the arm of Faith, Buffy yanked the brunette down some so her lips could press to the other girl's ear, "What the hell did..." No time for the finish of that sentence. Because apparently it seemed that heads were exploding. Heads full of human like organs. Brains, blood and whatever else was in there. Buffy rarely paid attention in Bio and Faith never went. So, one by one heads exploded. Blood splattered every which way, some landing on the front of Faith's shirt, who merely looked down in distaste, then back up as more silence filled the once sickenly happy world.
It took no longer than two minutes for all the bouncy toy like creatures to be either standing upright with no heads, or flat on their backs dead.
Buffy was stunned into being speechless. Whereas Faith, who now ran a finger down the front of her shirt, scooping up a fingerpad of blood, brought it to her nose, sniffed, then let her tongue dart out to taste it.
"Huh." Faith piped up, "Strawberry syrup."
-TBC ( I know! Was a weird chapter. Trust me, I know. Next one will be soon and it'll bring some sort of sanity back into this. :) If there ever was any sanity to start with. ^o~ )
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Whatever shall Buffy and Faith do after being trapped inside a local Toys 'R' Us by a pair of mischievous wizards under Willow's watch?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything here, save for the storyline. All characters and the like are trademark properties of Joss Whedon, Fox, Mutant Enemy and it's affiliates. Barbie and Skipper are copyrighted to Matel. Toys 'R' Us is copyrighted to their fucking bizarre giraffe and whoever else. Please don't sue. Anything else mentioned, be them persons or objects, are copyrighted to their owners just the same and blah, blah, blah. No money is made from this, so don't sue. I'm just a poor girl. Really, I am.
A/N: I know that the last chapter was so far back, but I've been insanely busy with work and all that unfun junk. Now, I am back full blast and ready to update all my fictions. Hope you enjoy this chapter and thank you once again to the reviews I've had on previous chapters. Reading them made me really have the urge to get back into writing. ^o^
- - -
Where were they? Was the first thought that popped into Buffy's mind.
The first thought to pop into Faith's was something along the lines of killing, maiming and other various painful activities to whoever got them into this mess. Even Faith realized the two Hogwarts brats didn't plan all this. At least not alone.
When a pair of brown eyes scanned the area they were now in, she just could not believe this was where they ended up.
"Um, Faith?" Came a nervous squeak of a question from the blonde now standing behind the taller brunette rather than in front like she did often.
"Don't, B. Jus' don't." Faith warned in a low voice. Despite her somewhat hard directions, the younger Slayer did reach behind her to grasp the older Slayer's hand. For what was in front of them was unlike anything either girl had seen in their days, and nights, as Slayers. Still both girls squinted in the bright light shining down on them, and held the others hand firmly. How they were yet to be seen was unknown to each of them.
What looked like cotton stuffed babydolls in pink frilly dresses with curls of blonde, brown and red were shuffling about with puppies on leashes. Puppies who were busy munching on the lollipop like flowers growing from what looked like sugar infested grass. Somewhere to the right of the girls, who both turned their head in unison to look, were teddy bears playing jump rope. Off to the right of the bears, who had the widest of grins on, were bunnies scattering along trying not to be tagged it by the fluffy white sheep sprinting down the hill. Laughter rang clear in the sweet tasting air.
"We gotta be dead." Faith concluded, "Because there's no other way..." The brunette's wrist was pinched hard by the blonde who was pressing her chest closer to the other girl's back.
"Shh." Buffy snapped, "They might hear us." Actual fear rang heavily in her words. Buffy was for once in her life, or maybe this was now unlife?, petrified.
As if right on cue... all creatures, including the bouncing sun above them that was also animated, turned to stare intently at both figures new to their world. The silence filled the creepily happy world of Fisher Price insanityville, until a resounding, "Fuck," from Faith spitted out. Followed up by gasps of shock and repulsion from the cuddly wuddlys around them. Only that wasn't the start of their problems. The gasps turned into screams as ears on cute snuggly thingies started to bleed. Hands, paws and whatever else have you, covered their injured parts.
The look of horror fell over Buffy's features with a ghastly pale complexion adding to the mix. Unlike Buffy, Faith was half smirking. Pain and blood she could deal with. Happy, skipping toys from hell? Uh uh!
Clawing her hand up the arm of Faith, Buffy yanked the brunette down some so her lips could press to the other girl's ear, "What the hell did..." No time for the finish of that sentence. Because apparently it seemed that heads were exploding. Heads full of human like organs. Brains, blood and whatever else was in there. Buffy rarely paid attention in Bio and Faith never went. So, one by one heads exploded. Blood splattered every which way, some landing on the front of Faith's shirt, who merely looked down in distaste, then back up as more silence filled the once sickenly happy world.
It took no longer than two minutes for all the bouncy toy like creatures to be either standing upright with no heads, or flat on their backs dead.
Buffy was stunned into being speechless. Whereas Faith, who now ran a finger down the front of her shirt, scooping up a fingerpad of blood, brought it to her nose, sniffed, then let her tongue dart out to taste it.
"Huh." Faith piped up, "Strawberry syrup."
-TBC ( I know! Was a weird chapter. Trust me, I know. Next one will be soon and it'll bring some sort of sanity back into this. :) If there ever was any sanity to start with. ^o~ )