Lil' Boy big power

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Title: Bloody five



Fandom: BTVS/Anita Blake/Harry Potter

Summary: Willow does a spell on Xander that doesn’t go as planned. Now Xander is somewhere else and way younger then he was the last time he checked in the mirror. Spike/Xander going to be child friend thing later though. Slash! M/M sooner or later!



Disclaimer: I own nothing except the craziness that spews out of my head. All characters belong to their respective owners. Anita Blake belongs to Laurell K. Hamilton and Buff the vamp slayer belongs to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.

Author notes & Warnings: M/M F/M fanfiction. No Beta. Be afraid. My mood affects my writing. So if you can’t handle that go someplace else! I like slash, but do not worry if I write something spicy I give warning.



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Anita Blake was baffled. She had been called in because a . . . a hole had popped up in the middle of a street. The magical portal had taken four feet of road . . . Why or how she didn’t know. She could feel powerful magic around the spot. It was fading. The hole was three feet deep and cut perfectly. So much earth magic was used to do this bit of vandalism, but why? And why take concrete from an alley near the Guilty Pleasures?



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Spike blinked. “Good job Glenda. Eighty-six more feet of asphalt and we can have our own blooming out door basketball court!” He said as he kicked at the slab of concrete in the chalk circle. Tara was frowning. The spell should have worked!!! Looking through the musty book, her eyes lighted up.



“ T-the portal w-will go to random p-places Xander had been or was at! S-someone has to go t-through the p-portal!” She looked uneasy about that. Who knows what world Xander was in!



“I can go!” Said Willow. She still felt bad about sending Xander away and since Spike wouldn’t let her help magically she could go and get him!!!



Spike glared. “No. If anyone is going, it’s me! Xan-pet could be in trouble. After-all kicking ass is something Big Bad’s are for.” He said in a matter of fact voice.



“Now lets toss Glenda's ass-phalt outside.” He said as he grabbed a corner and motioned Draco and Harry to give a hand. He could have picked it up just fine on his own but he had to be careful of the intricate and easily messed up power circle. Any missed placed steps could smug eight hours of hard work. Severus walked up and gave a hand as well. They had just lifted the thick three foot tall slab of rock and earth when Ron spoke up.



“Why you guys’ lifting it by hand? Use a spell!” With that said Ron waved his wand at the slab before anyone could call out to stop him. The chalk circle lit up with Harry, Spike, Sev, and Draco still inside. A bright blue light flashed through the room and when it was gone so were the men that were in it. Everyone was quiet till the brown haired girl Hermione spoke.



“Ronald . . .”





“Yes, Hermione?” *Slap* “Ow! Honey. It was an accident!!!”







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“BLOODY HELL! GOD DAMN WANKERS!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!” Yelled a small curly haired blond child as he nearly disappeared in his leather duster. His white shirt slipping off one pale shoulder and went down to his knobby knees. He looked furious and was glaring death at the shelves of toys, at the ceiling, at the wide-eyed little boys by his side, and especially at the slab of concrete under his feet.



One of the babes was a blond that could pass as the scowling child’s little brother, the other a little brunet with his thumb in his mouth and his eyes wide taking in everything around him. The older blond was going to yell some more at nothing, while the blinking mostly naked babies before him watched, when another child snorted.



“Do shut up. I can get a headache just fine without you yelling, Will!!” Hissed a black-haired boy with a slightly hooked nose. He was an inch or so taller then the blond boy. He wore a black robe that he was holding closed with his hand. His hair was long and straight around his shoulders. Rubbing his temples the dark-haired boy sighed as he looked around the toy storage unit they had landed in.



“Just don’t yell William. We don’t want to draw attention . . .”



The blond scuffed, there was no one in the room, and from what he could hear even a bull horn wouldn’t draw attention. Spike could hear dozens of children playing and screaming outside the storage room in the room beyond.



“In case you haven’t noticed Sev . . . WE ARE BLOODY FIVE YEARS OLD AND ME NEPHEW AND HARRY BLOODY POTTER ARE BABIES!!!!!” Spike hissed as his young face morphed into game face.





The blond baby swimming in a soft blue shirt looked at the older boys, then poked the tiny brunet next to him making the smaller baby fall over. The small boy with the lightening bolt scar blinked then his gem green eyes started to water, his large white T-shirt falling around his belly. As he pulled himself back up to a sitting position, he let out a soft snuffle.



The blond didn’t seam to like that at all. Looking around Draco’s silver eyes lit up as they landed on a soft black puppy dog. He crawled over to it and grabbed it up into his pudgy little hand. Finding a kitty as well he stood on shaky legs and toddled back toward the brunet, being careful to not trip on the big shirt that pooled around his feet. He sat on the black school robes with a plop startling the brunet.



“Rrrf! Rrrf! ‘oggie!” He said as he rubbed the soft plushy against the brunet’s cheek. The other child looked at the toy and slowly took it from the blond a shaky smile on his face.



“ Pway?” Asked the blond as he held up the soft white kitty. The green-eyed babe nodded and the two little ones sat huddled quietly, whispering and making animal noises together.





Spike blinked at the sight before him. “Don’t tell anyone Sev . . . But they’re kinda cute.” He muttered as he dug in his too big pockets for a cigarette. Finding one Spike put it in his mouth, letting the long fag hang from his lip, and curse as he tried to find his lighter.



Severus sighed as he rubbed his forehead. “William, do you really think it is appropriate for you to smoke in a-” He looked at the sign on the only door they could see. “A Toys R Us? This is obviously a childrens establishment.”



Spike glared at Sev, he still couldn’t find his lighter. “ Course it is. Every place is an appropriate place for a good smoke.”



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Xander was sitting in Zane’s lap as he played with Nathaniel’s hair while the braided man held Mr.Bear for him. Nathaniel had such pretty hair and violet eyes. Nath and Zane were so nice and now they were Xander’s pretty kitties.



Humming softly Xander swung his feet as he took another bite of his chocolate ice-cream, a brown sticky mess on his little face and in his hair.



Xander knew his daddy and his new kitties were uneasy around each other, he could see it in the way they avoided talking to each other. When they had entered the diner Xander had seen Zane get up to leave, but Xander gave him his best puppy eyes and blocked the blue haired man’s escape rout. After an hour of Xander telling funny stories about his life they had started to relax. After-all, a child telling fully grown man love moral stories was quite . . . interesting.



“Oh and never ever ever ask a witchy persons ta do a love spell for you!! She’ll bugger it up and make all of dah other women try and jump your bones! Then they’ll want ta bugger you!!” Said Xander making the were’s around him choke on whatever they were drinking. Xander looked at the were’s around him with a bit of worry.



“You should drink slowly. Nose coffee is of the bad. And nose soda is too bubbly for the nose. It will make you sneeze.” He said in a serious voice.



Zane started to giggle, Nathaniel had a hand over his mouth his shoulder’s shaking in silent laughter. Jamil and Shang-Da didn’t laugh but their lips twitched. Richard looked helplessly between worried about his child’s mental state and amusement.



Xander was quite pleased with himself in fact he was beaming. He had found a nice family and was making them happy! And every day it just seamed to get bigger!! Nathaniel said he was going to take Xander to the park! And then to the Zoo to see real wolfies and kitties!!! This was just the best. Now all he had to do was make everyone stay happy. Happy people stay with Xander longer and don’t leave him when he needs them.



Suddenly a yawn burst from Xander and his eyes started feeling heavy. Snuggling between Zane and Nathaniel, he was about to take a nap when Richard cleared his throat. “I guess I should get him home . . . “ Said Richard as he lifted the sleepy little boy into his arms.



Nathaniel drooped a bit. “Ok me and Zane need to head to work anyway . . . ”He said in a soft voice as he stood by Richard and petted Xander’s hair out of his face. Zane nodded at Richard an uncomfortable look on his face.



“Will see you then.” Said Zane as he held the door open and they all went to their cars. Xander seamed to perk up some as car doors opened.



“We going to play ‘marrow?” Asked Xander in a soft worried voice. Both panther were’s smiled gently at the wide-eyed little boy and nodded. Giving a happy blinding smile the little boy snuggled into his daddy as he put him into the car. Falling asleep Xander never heard Richard cell phone ring.





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“Richard?”





“Yes? What is it Dr. Lillian? Did you finish all the tests that needed to be done on Xander?” Said Richard as he petted the sleeping child’s hair.



“I . . .No. I didn’t finish yet. But I have news for you. Would you and the child be able to come into my clinic at 1:00 p.m.? I’ll give him a more complete check up and take more blood work. M-my data might be wrong . . . But I don’t think so. We’ll talk more tomorrow if you’re able to come in?”



Richard frowned. He didn’t really like the undercurrent of the woman’s tone. What could she have found out that she couldn’t give over the phone? “Of course. I’ll be in tomorrow. I-is Xander healthy. He’s not sick though, right?”



“Um . . . He’s fine. One of the healthiest little boys I’d ever met. I just need to do a few more tests. Good night, I will see you at 1:00.” Hanging up the phone Richard held the little boy a little closer. He was attached to the little boy. If anything was wrong with him it would break Richard’s heart he just knew it.



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Spike hefted the wiggling tiny blond better onto his hip and ignored the little boy as he tried to get Spike to kiss his stuffed cat. Walking swiftly Spike made sure he stayed hidden among the children running about in the mall.

Severus was carrying Harry who was at the moment sleeping soundly. Spike had snatched two backpacks and was now heading to a clothing store. They needed cloths. Severus could and would shrink their clothing but wished to do magic in a more private location. They had to get clothes fast before some bloody good for nothing adult noticed them.



Severus tapped Spike and pointed at a Gap. Spike looks at the store then at Severus. “I’d rather sit on a ten-inch stake and swizzle . . .” Muttered Spike as he tried to keep walking, the brightly color chick store made his eyes hurt.



Severus snorted. “William! We need clothes! At the very best someone will think our shirts are dresses! Someone will notice we are wearing clothing five times too large! Now come on. We only need one outfit then you can be picky.”



Spike sighed and followed the slightly taller boy cautiously. Finding a childrens section both grabbed random clothing and ran to the changing rooms. In the room they placed the babies on the cushioned bench.



Looking at the clothes Spike wrinkled his little nose. The shirt was black but had a clown and balloons on it. Tossing it, Spike picked up a light blue one. It was thankfully plain. Shrugging it on Spike pulled on a pair of black jeans with skull embroidery on the pockets. Looking at Sev Spike snorted.



Sev had put on an orange T-shirt with a black tiger outline on it and a pair of blue jeans. That wasn’t what really made Spike snort though. On Sev’s head was a baseball cap with a ‘have a nice day’ smiley face, it hid his face but the blinking smiley eyes drew attention.



“Think you should ditch the hat. We’ll find something better elsewhere. I’ll go get the runts some clothes. Be back in a bit.” With that said Spike slipped out and left Sev with the two blinking babies.



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With backpacks full of stolen food and clothes both boys walked calmly out of the building and into the dreary evening. They wanted to leave quickly but running would draw attention. Crossing the street, they found a park and hid in the shadows of a big tree.



The large tree’s roots were massive and in-between the roots they found a nook big enough for them to hide in. ‘Home sweet home.’ Thought Spike as he sat Draco down on his stolen baby blanket. It was getting darker and who knew what was in this world. ‘ We’re so screwed.’





“Sev.” Said Spike in a higher voice then he was use to.





“Yes William?” Growled the dark-haired boy as he sat on the ground with little baby Potter playing with his long hair.



“Remind me to rip out that weasel boy’s spine.”



“If he even has one . . . ”Muttered Severus as he started making a little bed for Potter and his godson.



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Review. What should happen next? And who should Xander pair Richard up with? Male please.