Toys 'R' Us
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-Buffy the Vampire Slayer › FemmeSlash - Female/Female › Buffy/Faith
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
10
Views:
9,917
Reviews:
35
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer (BtVS), nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Seven
B>Title: Toys ''R' Us: Chapter Seven.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Whatever shall Buffy and Faith do after being trapped inside a local Toys 'R' Us by a pair of mischievous wizards under Willow's watch?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything here, save for the storyline. All characters and the like are trademark properties of Joss Whedon, Fox, Mutant Enemy and it's affiliates. Barbie and Skipper are copyrighted to Matel. Toys 'R' Us is copyrighted to their fucking bizarre giraffe and whoever else. Please don't sue. Anything else mentioned, be them persons or objects, are copyrighted to their owners just the same and blah, blah, blah. No money is made from this, so don't sue. I'm just a poor girl. Really, I am.
A/N: I know that the last chapter was all with the ick, but this one isn't, I promise. It's sort of a filler chapter. I hope you all enjoy all in all, though.
Thank you everyone for the reviews. I looooove feedback as much as you love this story. So, please, keep reviewing and I'll keep writing. :)
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"Mmph. Hmph! Gurr. Ouf! Aith! Elp!" There were various sounds, other then the roaring laughter of one hysterical brunette who was relishing in the blonde's dilemma.
"You're..." The sound of a deep breath being inhaled, "...fucking..." contagious laughter being not so infectious, "...stuck..." a long drawn out exhale, "...in-a-pile-of-goddamn-stuffed-animals-and-you're-a-Slayer!" Faith broke out into peels of laughter. All of which lasted ten seconds. Up until she was popped upside the head, again! This time with a liger. Not that she knew what one was.
'Cos well, she didn't.
The five foot five leather wearing sex on legs Slayer was knocked flat on her ass. The liger landing in her lap and staring up at her with crossed eyes. "Da fuck is this ugly thing?" Faith growled menacingly, looking up to see Buffy's little head peeking out of the pile, stuck between a flamboyant unicorn and a deranged bear.
"Iono, but come help me! I think my ankle is stuck in something." Buffy wriggled helplessly much to the other girl's delight. Short arms moved in swimming frantically against the still standing current of stuffed animals. The little blonde sinking further and further into toy hell.
"Whattya say, B?" Stalking over with the liger swinging in her hold in wield as if the ugly toy was a weapon, she leered down into her desperate partner's eyes.
"Get me the heck..." Oh, crapola! Buffy saw the mischievous glint in those doe eyes, and forced herself to be reduced into a more of a damsel by saying, "Please, Faith, help me get out of here, won't you?" Wanting more empathy from the other girl, Buffy innocently batted long wings of golden lashes and voila! Low and behold, it worked. Faith was quickly reaching out to grasp her fellow Slayer's hand and reel her on out of the pile of evil toys. "Harder, Faith!" Buffy encouraged, only to get a lecherous smile from the other.
"If I knew you liked it hard, I would'a..." The brunette was cut-off all too soon by the irritable blonde.
"Stuff it, Faith Meg..." Buffy's mouth was left hanging open when Faith aburptly let her hand go.
"Say it and I leave you to your own pathetic fate of forever living in the never ending mosh pit of toys." That got the littler Slayer to comply.
"I'm sorry, okay? I really am stuck, though. Just get me outta here," Grumbling, Buffy added, "Please." And was being pulled at once more. Faith tugged and tugged, and even tugged somemore. But whatever did have hold of Buffy, wasn't letting up without a doubt .
"Are you fuckin' with me, B? 'Cos seriously, I'm tryin' really goddamn hard to get you outta..." The look of determination written across Faith's features was displaying all the truth in her words. She honestly and desperately was trying to manage Buffy free to no avail. That was until she also, had been sucked in by the samething that captured Buffy.
Whatever it was, locked it's free clutches around Faith's ankle and pulled the heavier girl deeper into the pile as Buffy was left again struggling to free herself. "Faith, this isn't funny. Don't mock me! I will not be mocked in a pile of toys. You can't degrade me like..." Noticing she wasn't listening, or even ontop of the surface, Buffy started tossing toys off the pile, which she so should've done earlier, to get to the brunette, "Ugh! You're frigging insufferable. I'll have you know that when I do get out of here, I'll kick your ass to remind you not to..." Whoosh! Buffy was the next to entirely disappear into the mound of cutesy wootsey toys.
The toy store was quiet since the Slayers had arrived.
-TBC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Whatever shall Buffy and Faith do after being trapped inside a local Toys 'R' Us by a pair of mischievous wizards under Willow's watch?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything here, save for the storyline. All characters and the like are trademark properties of Joss Whedon, Fox, Mutant Enemy and it's affiliates. Barbie and Skipper are copyrighted to Matel. Toys 'R' Us is copyrighted to their fucking bizarre giraffe and whoever else. Please don't sue. Anything else mentioned, be them persons or objects, are copyrighted to their owners just the same and blah, blah, blah. No money is made from this, so don't sue. I'm just a poor girl. Really, I am.
A/N: I know that the last chapter was all with the ick, but this one isn't, I promise. It's sort of a filler chapter. I hope you all enjoy all in all, though.
Thank you everyone for the reviews. I looooove feedback as much as you love this story. So, please, keep reviewing and I'll keep writing. :)
- - -
"Mmph. Hmph! Gurr. Ouf! Aith! Elp!" There were various sounds, other then the roaring laughter of one hysterical brunette who was relishing in the blonde's dilemma.
"You're..." The sound of a deep breath being inhaled, "...fucking..." contagious laughter being not so infectious, "...stuck..." a long drawn out exhale, "...in-a-pile-of-goddamn-stuffed-animals-and-you're-a-Slayer!" Faith broke out into peels of laughter. All of which lasted ten seconds. Up until she was popped upside the head, again! This time with a liger. Not that she knew what one was.
'Cos well, she didn't.
The five foot five leather wearing sex on legs Slayer was knocked flat on her ass. The liger landing in her lap and staring up at her with crossed eyes. "Da fuck is this ugly thing?" Faith growled menacingly, looking up to see Buffy's little head peeking out of the pile, stuck between a flamboyant unicorn and a deranged bear.
"Iono, but come help me! I think my ankle is stuck in something." Buffy wriggled helplessly much to the other girl's delight. Short arms moved in swimming frantically against the still standing current of stuffed animals. The little blonde sinking further and further into toy hell.
"Whattya say, B?" Stalking over with the liger swinging in her hold in wield as if the ugly toy was a weapon, she leered down into her desperate partner's eyes.
"Get me the heck..." Oh, crapola! Buffy saw the mischievous glint in those doe eyes, and forced herself to be reduced into a more of a damsel by saying, "Please, Faith, help me get out of here, won't you?" Wanting more empathy from the other girl, Buffy innocently batted long wings of golden lashes and voila! Low and behold, it worked. Faith was quickly reaching out to grasp her fellow Slayer's hand and reel her on out of the pile of evil toys. "Harder, Faith!" Buffy encouraged, only to get a lecherous smile from the other.
"If I knew you liked it hard, I would'a..." The brunette was cut-off all too soon by the irritable blonde.
"Stuff it, Faith Meg..." Buffy's mouth was left hanging open when Faith aburptly let her hand go.
"Say it and I leave you to your own pathetic fate of forever living in the never ending mosh pit of toys." That got the littler Slayer to comply.
"I'm sorry, okay? I really am stuck, though. Just get me outta here," Grumbling, Buffy added, "Please." And was being pulled at once more. Faith tugged and tugged, and even tugged somemore. But whatever did have hold of Buffy, wasn't letting up without a doubt .
"Are you fuckin' with me, B? 'Cos seriously, I'm tryin' really goddamn hard to get you outta..." The look of determination written across Faith's features was displaying all the truth in her words. She honestly and desperately was trying to manage Buffy free to no avail. That was until she also, had been sucked in by the samething that captured Buffy.
Whatever it was, locked it's free clutches around Faith's ankle and pulled the heavier girl deeper into the pile as Buffy was left again struggling to free herself. "Faith, this isn't funny. Don't mock me! I will not be mocked in a pile of toys. You can't degrade me like..." Noticing she wasn't listening, or even ontop of the surface, Buffy started tossing toys off the pile, which she so should've done earlier, to get to the brunette, "Ugh! You're frigging insufferable. I'll have you know that when I do get out of here, I'll kick your ass to remind you not to..." Whoosh! Buffy was the next to entirely disappear into the mound of cutesy wootsey toys.
The toy store was quiet since the Slayers had arrived.
-TBC