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Chapter Six
"Okay," Buffy nodded, once again seated calmly on her lounge chair. "So Spike is having sex, or appearing to have sex with you."
"Appearing to have sex," Xander verified. "There is no really having of Spike-sex with the Xan-man." "So you say," Buffy teased. Xander glared at the blonde, then took a deep breath and squared his shoulders. "So, what's going on?" "I don't know," Willow chirped as she walked into the lounge room. "What is going on?" "Xander's not having sex with Spike," Buffy chirped back. Two pairs of female eyes bore down on the dark-haired man. "So very not," he added. "Buffy just thinks she saw me having sex with him. In a graveyard, what's more. I never even did that with Anya, and she asked me to. Several times." Willow turned to Buffy. "Are you sure it was Xander?" "Yep. Spike even called him Xanny." Buffy snorted. "Can you believe that? 'Xanny'?" "He's dead," Xander nodded decisively. "He's done something to pretend to have sex with me, and he's calling me 'Xanny'. There is nothing anyone can say to make him not-dead." "He's undead," Willow supplied helpfully. "Not dead." "So he'll be real-dead," Xander scowled. "It's like a compliment," Buffy tried. "It means he really likes you." "Uh huh," Xander frowned grimly. "So if it was you he was pretending to screw into the graveyard grass?" Buffy blinked. "I've got Holy Water in the basement, and a nice big sheet of plastic we can lay down."