I Love How I Hate You

Faith POV

“Jeez, you tryin’
to set a speed record or something?” B asks me as we arrive.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> I ignore her and quickly walk towards the
Bronze. I greet the bouncer and he gives
me a nod, letting me in with B trailing closely behind me.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Man, this place is packed!style='mso-spacerun:yes'> The music is blaring and it feels like I’m squeezing
into a sardine can.

Once inside, B and I head straight to the dance floor and
you can almost feel the electricity in the air.
The crowd parts for us, so we get to dance in the middle of the
floor. I spot the hottie from the pool
hall and try to move towards her. What
was her name again? Cassieclass=GramE>?… Candy?… Cordy!style='mso-spacerun:yes'> She’s staring right at me and she’s got this
‘come fuck me’ look in her eyes. B’s got
other plans though, as soon as I try to move away from her, she grabs me and
starts grinding on me, almost dry humping my leg.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Oh fuck, I can’t pass this up.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> But as soon as I look over to see if Cordy’s
still there, I can see no sign of her. I
scan the crowded area, but I can’t find her.
Shit! After dancing some more, B
grabs my hand and leads me over to a booth where Red is already sitting.

“Hey, Will,” she yells over the music.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Red simply nods in response.

“When did you get here?” B asks as I take a seat.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> B decides she’d rather sit on my lap than sit
next me. I quirk an eyebrow at her, but
she doesn’t notice.

“’Bout 15 minutes ago,” the redhead replies.

“Why didn’t you come over and join us, Red?”

“Yeah, why didn’t you, Will?” the little tease on lap
inquires as she shifts her weight a little.
If I didn’t know better…style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Whatever she’s doin’
she better stop though, it’s bad enough I couldn’t make my way over to that
little honey from the pool hall, now that I got some miniature hooker wannabe
wiggling around on my lap…

“You guys look like you were having way too much fun, I
figure I get us table while I can.”

Damn, B smells good.
I don’t think recognize this scent, she must’ve gotten new perfume.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Why am I suddenly so fuckin’
horny? I gotta
get her off and go get me some. class=SpellE>Mmm… getting’ B off… Dammit… Stop
Faith, just stop there.

“Hey B, why don’t you go get us some drinks?”style='mso-spacerun:yes'> She turns and looks at me, shifting around
again. Oh, God, I think she style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>is doing this on purpose.

“What am I your servant now?” Yeah, always been, but right
now I just want you to get the fuck off me!

“I’ll go grab some, I want to get a refill on mine anyway,” class=SpellE>Dammit Red, why do you have to be so helpful?

“I’ll have a Sprite,” B chirps and leans back into me.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Ugh… She does smell really good…style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Fuck, horny again…style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Ooo, look there’s Cordy
again. She looks really good in that class=GramE>dress, I wonder what she’d look like out of it…style='mso-spacerun:yes'> She looks over and we lock eyes, I give her
my most charming smile. Then her eyes
move to the little tease perched on my lap, to which I point and roll my
eyes. Since B’s got her back to me she
can’t see anyway. Cordy’s smile returns
and she suggests with her eyes that we should find someplace more private. She makes
her way towards the bathrooms. Yes!style='mso-spacerun:yes'> She wants fuck!style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Go me!

“Get up, B,” I command firmly.

“Why?”

“Because if you don’t, I’ll hoist your little blonde ass
onto this table and fuck you right here in front of everyone.”

“Promise?”style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Yes.
But I wanna go fuck that tramp from the pool
hall in the bathroom right now.

“Just get off, B.”

“Isn’t that the point?”

“What is with you tonight?
You’re acting like a, like—”

“You?”

“Well, kinda, yeah. style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Stop it.
I’m horny enough for the both of us.
We don’t need you too.” Shit, I
think I’ve created a monster.

“Is that so?” She
wriggles some more, now I know she’s doing this on purpose.

“Okay, that’s it,” I say as I start to get up.

“Oh c’mon Fai, I just sat down,”
the little tease wriggles again. Goddamn
it B, stop it!

“I have to go to the bathroom,” I say as neutrally as I can
muster.

“Oh, okay,” she finally gets up.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Oh, thank God. style='mso-spacerun:yes'> “I’ll come with you.”style='mso-spacerun:yes'> What?!?
Why?

“Why? I’m a big girl,
B, I’m pretty sure I can do it myself.”

“Don’t be silly, I have to check my make up anyway.”style='mso-spacerun:yes'> What?
You didn’t do enough of that with my rearview mirror on the way here?style='mso-spacerun:yes'> She loops her arm around mine and leads me to
the bathrooms. Crap.

Buffy POV

This is so much fun.
Teasing Faith is so much easier than I thought it would be.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> I think she almost had a heart attack when I
started to get friendly with her leg. I
know for sure that while I was sittin’ on her lap she was getting’ horny as
hell. I know she wants to fuck Cordelia,
but there’s no way in hell I’m letting that happen tonight.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Nope.
She must be so frustrated, oh well, that bitch deserves it!