Blood Sugar Sex Magick

Cue the Damsel in Distress

Willow was in extreme witch mode. She was tapping into an almost unlimited well of magical power, all concentrated under Smallville. The land was so important to the well being of the town: they even "sacrificed" a virgin boy every year to make sure their crops were plentiful. They didn't know they were doing it: but the earth remembered and blessed them with a bountiful harvest.

She felt high and full of power: everything was sharper, clearer, and more beautiful. No one had tapped into this font in years, and she could lose herself in its pure goodness, waves and waves of pleasure, so fucking good...

"Willow, snap out of it." Dawn said, smacking her arm.

"Oh yes. Dear. Okay." She put a binding on the door and the entrance to the passageway. There was no way they would be able to get in.

"So what now?" Clark asked. He seemed a bit antsy, hopping from foot to foot.

"Well, I need to do a bit of research..."

"Shouldn't you have done the research before you came? I mean really, Rupert." Lex said.

"I just need to look over a few things. We don't know a lot about the XLATU demons, or their GOD."

"Where are the books?" Willow asked.

"In the car actually but..." Willow shut her eyes and the books appeared on the table next to the vibrators. With a look of long suffering distaste, Rupert picked the top one up and began reading.

"I trust you still read a few demon languages, Lex?"

"Of course. How could I forget?" Giles threw him one of the books.

"The pages that are pertinent are bookmarked. Dawn why don't you look over the other ones?"

Willow knew that in her keyed up state she would be unable to help them research. She needed to do something. She looked at Clark who seemed just as antsy.

"Are you okay, Clark?"

"Yeah. It's just; I feel really weird or something. I don't know."

They waited in silence for a while until Giles jumped to his feet.

"I think I've figured it all out. Only the strongest and the most beautiful are chosen to be a vessel for the GOD. He must be pure. The Demons probably put the spell on you to make sure you didn't have sex, or even feel any sexual arousal. " He held up one of the books, and translated directly from the text.

"And on this night, the veils between dimensions are thin and we call our God in blood and in tears. Our God will fill the vessel with his essence, and may he bring a pestilence upon this blessed land, killing all human life and ushering the 2nd age of the demons."
"Why does everyone want me to conquer the world? Can't I just be normal?"

"What are you talking about?" Giles asked.

"Nothing go on."

"So, this God wants to make sweet love to Clark, right?" Dawn asked.

"Not, uh, technically. Clark, have you ever felt sexually...um...aroused"

"Isn't that a bit personal?"

"I need to know if my theory is right."

"I didn't for a long time, and then after the bridge incident with Lex...well I did then. But for the last few months, nothing."

"Which is probably the same time they started tapping into the meteor rocks for their power." Lex surmised.

"What do you mean?" Clark said in a small voice.


"Come on, you know the only thing that can stop you are those green meteors."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Dawn asked. Lex ignored her, and walked towards Clark.

"You were...responding to me Clark. Don't you remember kissing me before the Prom last year? But then you restarted that bizarre Lana fixation after she broke up with Jason and you turned really cold. I couldn't stand it. That's why I tried the sex magick."

"And that's why the spell made me horny!" Willow said excitedly. "You're still attracted to Lex, and all that excess sexual tension was going out rather than in!"



"Don't you just love these Scooby moments?" Dawn said. Then it hit her. "Everyone IS gay! Oh well if you can't beat 'em..."

"Shut-up everybody." Clark seemed to be listening to something. "Wait. They have Lana! They're gonna kill her if I don't come out"

"Oh christ." Lex said, throwing his hands up in irritation.


"I can't stay in here. I have to save Lana!" The teenager began pacing, his eyes wide with fear. And then she'll love me! Like Buttercup.

"I'll go." Willow interrupted She was raring for a fight anyway.

"Noo...they'll kill you and it'll be all my fault." Clark squared his shoulders and made a move towards the door. Lex put a hand on his arm.


"Didn't you hear what Giles said? Human life Gone. Is Lex Luthor gonna have to choke a bitch?"

"Um, no...What did you just ask me?"

"Now, son, I like Lana, but her pussy is locked up tighter than fort Knox. Though I gotta say, I wouldn't mind a little breakin' and entering." Lex added smugly, giving Willow a high five.

"You never liked Lana, Lex. And stop talking like that! It's just wrong on so many levels."

"Okay, you're right, I've always hated Lana. But that doesn't change the fact that if you go out there the world will end."

"Whatever. I can fight them."

"Yeah, you did a good job of that in the living room."
Clark shrugged off Lex's hand and made a move to the door. Willow stood in his way.

"Move. I don't want to have to hurt you." Clark said.

"Who says you can?" Willow retorted. God, she was getting good at these one-liners. Buffy Summers eat your heart out!
The boy was gone.

"Where'd he go?" Willow cried.
***
Clark sped up the stairs and through the long halls of the castle. He could hear the demons, they were on the castle grounds, and Lana was with them, mewling in terror. He followed the sounds to a clearing.
In the incredibly bright moonlight, he picked out the 3 demons walking around a circle drawn with what appeared to be blood. Lana was tied to a tree. All he needed to do was to sneak up on them...

"The Vessel has arrived!"

"Blessed be his body!"

"Cursed be his soul!"


Suddenly, he couldn't move and he was being pulled to the middle of the circle. He tried to fight, but it was impossible. Maybe he should have listened to his mother: She always said his obsession with Lana would come to no good.