Thosehosen Two... Plus One
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Souls Colliding
"Hey, where's everyone else gone?" Jamie walked through the front door of the house to find the room devoid of Faith.... And everyone else who wasn't a potential. *Maybe Faith doesn't like me, maybe she does want me to sleep down here with these... Hormonal time-bombs.* Jamie's face seemed to lose it's glow then, becoming dull and pained looking. Inside she felt the same.
"Oh they're all upstairs in Faith's room Jamie. They send to bring yourself and the alcohol up there when you're ready!" One of the potentials infromed the girl and at that, her face regained it's luminosity as a smile spread wide across her face.
"Thanks, uh, Vi was it?" Jamie gave the girl a nod but didn't even give her time to answer as she bolted up the stairs two at a time. As she reached the top, she realized she had no idea which room was Faith's, as she looked around at the choice of doors surrounding her. After standing in the hall for a few seconds however, she became drawn to one door in particular. She sensed something behind it, making her heart warm and invisible butterflies fluttered around her stomach, making her feel like she was one of them, floating in the air on a light spring breeze.
*I'm liking this feeling. This must be the slayer sense that B was talkin about.* Without another moment's hesitation, Jamie sauntered casually into the room as if she had entered it a million times before. Everyone's eyes fell on her and they smiled. A bright smile radiated from Faith's face and even though she couldn't see it, the additional slayer felt it. And so she turned to the girl and confirmed the feeling, also reciprocating Faith's smile with one of her own.
therther that was slayer senses, or you checked out every other room 'cept this one." Faith's smile increased in wattage as the other girl mirrored her action. She knew it was Jamie's slayer senses, she had felt her too. *How come I don't sense Buffy like that?* She then started her infamous trademark trick with her tongue, that left everyone's mouth reaching for the floor. She couldn't wait to see the glazed over look in her counterpart's eyes when she was done!
"Slayer senses girlfriend, nothin but." The new girl gave Faith a slow, sexy wink. She knew what Faith was trying to do, but she wasn't gonna fall for it. *But her lips are so hot, so full, just begging to be kissed... Maybe if I... No, put down the sex drive and back your eyes away from those lips! Hey, I know....*
Jamie could see how confused Faith was that her little trick hadn't worked, so she decided to give the dark beauty a taste of her own medicine. She repeated Faith's display, but much, much slower. Faith was lured into the action by the unmissable look of pure sex and desire in the other girl's eyes. She took the bait, and was slowly being reeled in.... Hey mouth headed south, while her eyes became vacant and were replaced by pure and simple lust.
"Oh my God, they're more alike than I thought! I never thought there could be TWO flirts of your calibre in the world Faith! And gosh, aren't we lucky to have both under our very roof?!" Buffy was loving this moment, Faith was being beaten at her own game!
Faith snapped out of her catatonic state as she heard the gang giggle. A blush slowly crept onto her striking features, followed by a scowl as everyone giggled some more at her scowl. Buffy decided to change the subject before Faith verbalised her discomfort and irritation.
"Sit down Jamie, we won't bite!" Buffy stated, while tapping the spot in between her and Faith on the bed. Since the rest of the house was more than occupied, Faith's room had become the place they did their hanging out. It was furnished accordingly. As well as the bed, Willow, Kennedy and Xander were sitting on a couch that was against the wall across from the bed.
"Aw shit B, I was kinda hopin' ya would..." Jamie made herself comfortable in between her new friends and felt good just being there, enjoying the love in the room. Faith subtly tried to rise to a sitting position, as she was laying across her bed. Jamie felt her move however and turned her head to meet Faith's eyes as she rose tds hds her.
"Thought ya got me there huh?!" Jamie grinned evilly at Faith, knowing already that the girl had a short temper fuse. Faith, on the other hand, wasn't going to be shot down so easily. She spoke as low down as she could when she next addressed the girl who was merely inches from her.
"That's the first time that hasn't worked for me. Guess you must be better at it..." Faith eyes dropped to her guardian angel's lips, relishing at the sight of them. But before Jamie could respond or even form a facial expression, she looked into Faith's eyes, seeing them blacken with lust and go deeper than before, showing a hint of the ravenous hunger that resided behind them and inside all of Faith.
"Or maybe not...." Then Faith slowly parted her lips and brought them into the smallest curvy grin, watching the girl before her and delighting as Jamie's mouth opened slightly along with her own. Next, Faith leisurely poked her tongue out of a corner of her mouth, allowing it to rest on the soft pillows that were her lips. Bit by sensual bit, her tongue crawled along her lower lip, eliciting a sigh from her companion, her eyes so glazed over they were almost streaming down her flushed cheeks and being blown to the wind by the short, ragged breaths escaping her own velvet, plump cushions.
Seeing the state her comrade was in, Faith couldn't resist pushing the girl that little bit further. How couldn't she, she was right there for the taking?! Plus, it might prove helpful later on... So, to end with, Faith drew her tongue back into her mouth and bit down tenderly on her lip, causing her new friend to shudder.
At the sight, Faith languidly brought her hand up to the girl's neck, barely making contact with her skin, but just enough to lure out goosebumps and a sigh only she could here. She smiled wickedly and sensually drew the slayer to her, watching her as her eyes fluttered to a close. She drew her face close to Jamie's ear and elated at quiver of the other girl's entire body. Even Buffy felt it.
The group watched the spectacle with blatant shock and interest. Not one of them was able, or willing, to interrupt the two slayers in their "antics", for want of a better word!
Faith lightly placed her lips on Jamie's ear before speaking...
"Wanna know where this tongue works best? Cos it sure as hell ain't MY lips..." As she said the last word, her tongue ever so slightly grazed her friend's ear, causing a very audible moan to ring through the room. Everyone went wide-eyed and watched with a little more than amusement for the new girl's reaction.
*Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.......* Jamie gradually open her eyes, only to see Faith sitting centimetres from her own face, smiling broad and teasingly. Her hand was still on the back of Jamie's neck, and she still had goosebumps.
"You alive in there J?!" Faith now looked worried, but knew deep down that Jamie was ok. She just didn't wanna totally freak the girl out or rub it in either.
Jamie blinked a few times, grinned a fiendish grin that said to Faith 'I'll get youn'tn't worry', then turned to Buffy with a half serious frown.
"Gimme the goddam Jack Daniels!"
*****
*WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED??? No one has ever touched me like that, God my neck feels empty now her hand's gone. Why did she have to do that? At least before I could hide my feelings cos I didn't know exactly what they were. But now, after that... I'm more fuckin confused than before, 'cept now... I can't stop lookin at her. God she's so beautiful, her eyes are like chocolate fog, likeke ake a deep mist, conquering everything they come across, just sucking you in and ya know that there's nothin ya can do cos eventually you'll just get trapped in em anyway. It was her, sweet jesus, how could I not have seen it? She's the one from my dreams, the prophetic ones B mentioned. Ah FUCK! This makes my head spin even more. It was her, the girl with no face, the one I.... I fell in love with.
Shit*
Wow, that's all I can think... Wow. That and Holy Shit!! Touching her felt so right, so... Fulfilling. What is fuckin goin on man? She seemed to like, fall into my hands, like she knew what I was thinking. And I've never been gentle with nobody, especially on purpose. She's bringing out some mushy shit in me. But is it really me? And why does she have to be so beautiful, goddamit! Alright, off topic I know, but it's like a priority in my thought stream right now, stuck there or somethin. Shit, she caught me lookin again. But why won't I look away? Move eyes, move. Damn it! Oh no, those eyes... Now I definitely ain't movin. How can two orbs of colour launch me into the sky like I'm tied to a fuckin rocket? I'm still right here, gazing at her, but my stomach and brain are up there somewhere, tied to that rocket I think... How can this happen? I only met this chic like less that five hours ago. I've never loved anyone before in my life, just took what I needed from em and took off. Ya know, get some get gone. The golden rule to easy relationships... Don't have any. So what's so different with this girl? And hey, while I'm on it, girl? e whe when do I fall for girls? Hhmmm, easy. When they're steamy hot, fiery chics with eyes like tornadoes, swirling around, sucking everything in and changing it. Not really changing for the bad, or destroying anything. More like, reawakening a spirit, makes me feel like i've been transformed... Like I've been broken down and reborn into something good and pure and... Wonderful
*****
"More JD pleeeease!!" Buffy had had enough JD... But that didn't stop her or anyone else from quickly depleting the soure of "the good stuff". Jamie was a bit pissed off, cos she'd had barely any. Out of the blue, she remembered somethin in her bag which caused her to cheer up no end.
"J? You have a split personality we should know about or somethin? Or maybe your just drunk, I dunno..." Faith wiggled her eyebrows at her fellow slayer, secretly she had been overwhelmed by the sudden outburst of facial perfection but she had managed to surpress her awe and rapture. She just kept up her charade of witty banter as much as her overworked brain would allow her.
"Aw I ain't drunk Faith! Why'd ya think I've been moping right here most of the night? Cos they drank my JD, my vodka AND my tequila and I didnt't get enough to slow my brain down to stupor level." Jamie's frown quickly altered itself to become another radiant smile and a wink directed straight at the brunette slayer. "But I just remembered I've got somethin in my bag that'll have no problem in fixing me in that department. Plus the beer will help too! Hey B, guys. No beer for you guys, or yoou'll all pass out when you try what I her here..."
Deep in 'riveting' conversation, Buffy, Willow and Xander (Kennedy had gone to bed) looked up from their heap on the floor and frowned curiously at the new member of their group. Jamie just smiled at them and jumped from her seat on the bed next to Faith over to one of her bags. After much rooting and rummaging, she jumped back onto the bed with a bounce that alsmost knocked Faith off.
"Hey, heavyweight! You look skinny on the outside, what are ya carryin under those clothe" Fo" For her smart remarks, Faith got a punch in the arm from her companion. And it hurt too, what with Jamie not used to her slayer strength.
"Who you callin heavyweight?! And if ya must know, under these clothes is hot, limber body that would make your blood bubble, your heart stop and your skin burn if ya ever saw it. And I don't think you even wanna know what you'd turn into if you touched me... Though I have a fair idea, and I think you do too..." Apart from her opening sentence, Jamie's statement was told just above a whisper and in a voice almost huskier and sexier than Faith's. She could do nothing but release the breath she didn't know she was holding and only just raineained herself from jumping the other girl then and there... It wasn't like it was the wrong place, they were on her bed! But she knew better, even as she was fever-brained, that she would regret making a fool of the other girl and herslef in front of Buffy and the others.
"Aight, I'm sorry I'll stop. But here, tell me what ya think of this..." Jamie handed Faith a medium sized blue and purple tin, with doodles and foreign words scratched into the top. She took the lid off and gasped at the contents. There was at least twenty grams of pot, along with rolling papers and a small pipe enclosed in the tin in her hands. *This girl is amazing. She's really what we all need, she can help us relax and wind down. Take our minds off the big brewing Bad.* Unknown to herself, Faith was staring contently at Jamie.
Before she had time to think, she blurted out "You're amazing J..." This caused the beautiful blonde to flush momentarily. She sm and and she and Faith simply looked at each other, until everyone else in the room crowded around the bed, curious as to what the girls were holding.
"Whatcha got there Faith?" Buffy bounced onto the bed in a giddy drunken sprawl. She giggled at herself, surprised she had been able to manouver her way all the way over to the bed! "Oooh, plant leaves or somethin," she leaned over to sniff the tin's substance. "Mmmm smells nice. What's it, *hiccup*, for? Hee hee!" Everyone giggled with Buffy while Xander crawled back over to the foot of the bed, somehow carrying a beer for each of them.
"Buffy, you poor simple-minded organism... You're right about it being a plant though. " Everyone looked at Buffy as a frown creased her brow, confusion emitting from her features. All she could come up with was, "Huh?!"
Jamie quickly and bluntly filled in the blanks. "It's pot B... Ya know, the stuff that happy is made of?"
"Oh." Buffy pondered the announcement for a moment. "OH! Pot! Why is there pot in my house? You guys, what the...?"
"Ah Buffy, relax. You need to relax, relieve some tension. It's been a hard few weeks, this'll do you the world of good. I promise. As Faith used to put it, 'Find The Fun' girlfriend!" Willow shocked everyone with her pro-pot proclamation, even herself! "What guys? I'm right. Shouldn't you be happy that no one's objecting?!"
"She does have a point. Ok Red, let's get bakin'!! How bout you get workin on the pipe here and me and J can get crackin on the rolling of joints! Ok J?" Faith was excited. It had been too long since she had loosened up with some good pot. Well, since she'd loosened up period. *Yep, J is just what this house needs.*
"Let's get a-rollin' Faithy! You any good at this?" Jamie was also excited. She and Faith really did have more in common than anyone thought. "Cos I'm the best!"
"Well, is that a challenge Ms. I-rock-at-everything?! I'll wipe the floor with your pretty little ass! It might've been a while, but it's like ridin'a bike." *Faithy? She's so cute, damn!*
"Ok, let's get it on slayer!" Buffy, Willow and Xander just watched the flirting, each secretly wondering when the inevitable would come to pass.
After all, the night was just beginning.
"Oh they're all upstairs in Faith's room Jamie. They send to bring yourself and the alcohol up there when you're ready!" One of the potentials infromed the girl and at that, her face regained it's luminosity as a smile spread wide across her face.
"Thanks, uh, Vi was it?" Jamie gave the girl a nod but didn't even give her time to answer as she bolted up the stairs two at a time. As she reached the top, she realized she had no idea which room was Faith's, as she looked around at the choice of doors surrounding her. After standing in the hall for a few seconds however, she became drawn to one door in particular. She sensed something behind it, making her heart warm and invisible butterflies fluttered around her stomach, making her feel like she was one of them, floating in the air on a light spring breeze.
*I'm liking this feeling. This must be the slayer sense that B was talkin about.* Without another moment's hesitation, Jamie sauntered casually into the room as if she had entered it a million times before. Everyone's eyes fell on her and they smiled. A bright smile radiated from Faith's face and even though she couldn't see it, the additional slayer felt it. And so she turned to the girl and confirmed the feeling, also reciprocating Faith's smile with one of her own.
therther that was slayer senses, or you checked out every other room 'cept this one." Faith's smile increased in wattage as the other girl mirrored her action. She knew it was Jamie's slayer senses, she had felt her too. *How come I don't sense Buffy like that?* She then started her infamous trademark trick with her tongue, that left everyone's mouth reaching for the floor. She couldn't wait to see the glazed over look in her counterpart's eyes when she was done!
"Slayer senses girlfriend, nothin but." The new girl gave Faith a slow, sexy wink. She knew what Faith was trying to do, but she wasn't gonna fall for it. *But her lips are so hot, so full, just begging to be kissed... Maybe if I... No, put down the sex drive and back your eyes away from those lips! Hey, I know....*
Jamie could see how confused Faith was that her little trick hadn't worked, so she decided to give the dark beauty a taste of her own medicine. She repeated Faith's display, but much, much slower. Faith was lured into the action by the unmissable look of pure sex and desire in the other girl's eyes. She took the bait, and was slowly being reeled in.... Hey mouth headed south, while her eyes became vacant and were replaced by pure and simple lust.
"Oh my God, they're more alike than I thought! I never thought there could be TWO flirts of your calibre in the world Faith! And gosh, aren't we lucky to have both under our very roof?!" Buffy was loving this moment, Faith was being beaten at her own game!
Faith snapped out of her catatonic state as she heard the gang giggle. A blush slowly crept onto her striking features, followed by a scowl as everyone giggled some more at her scowl. Buffy decided to change the subject before Faith verbalised her discomfort and irritation.
"Sit down Jamie, we won't bite!" Buffy stated, while tapping the spot in between her and Faith on the bed. Since the rest of the house was more than occupied, Faith's room had become the place they did their hanging out. It was furnished accordingly. As well as the bed, Willow, Kennedy and Xander were sitting on a couch that was against the wall across from the bed.
"Aw shit B, I was kinda hopin' ya would..." Jamie made herself comfortable in between her new friends and felt good just being there, enjoying the love in the room. Faith subtly tried to rise to a sitting position, as she was laying across her bed. Jamie felt her move however and turned her head to meet Faith's eyes as she rose tds hds her.
"Thought ya got me there huh?!" Jamie grinned evilly at Faith, knowing already that the girl had a short temper fuse. Faith, on the other hand, wasn't going to be shot down so easily. She spoke as low down as she could when she next addressed the girl who was merely inches from her.
"That's the first time that hasn't worked for me. Guess you must be better at it..." Faith eyes dropped to her guardian angel's lips, relishing at the sight of them. But before Jamie could respond or even form a facial expression, she looked into Faith's eyes, seeing them blacken with lust and go deeper than before, showing a hint of the ravenous hunger that resided behind them and inside all of Faith.
"Or maybe not...." Then Faith slowly parted her lips and brought them into the smallest curvy grin, watching the girl before her and delighting as Jamie's mouth opened slightly along with her own. Next, Faith leisurely poked her tongue out of a corner of her mouth, allowing it to rest on the soft pillows that were her lips. Bit by sensual bit, her tongue crawled along her lower lip, eliciting a sigh from her companion, her eyes so glazed over they were almost streaming down her flushed cheeks and being blown to the wind by the short, ragged breaths escaping her own velvet, plump cushions.
Seeing the state her comrade was in, Faith couldn't resist pushing the girl that little bit further. How couldn't she, she was right there for the taking?! Plus, it might prove helpful later on... So, to end with, Faith drew her tongue back into her mouth and bit down tenderly on her lip, causing her new friend to shudder.
At the sight, Faith languidly brought her hand up to the girl's neck, barely making contact with her skin, but just enough to lure out goosebumps and a sigh only she could here. She smiled wickedly and sensually drew the slayer to her, watching her as her eyes fluttered to a close. She drew her face close to Jamie's ear and elated at quiver of the other girl's entire body. Even Buffy felt it.
The group watched the spectacle with blatant shock and interest. Not one of them was able, or willing, to interrupt the two slayers in their "antics", for want of a better word!
Faith lightly placed her lips on Jamie's ear before speaking...
"Wanna know where this tongue works best? Cos it sure as hell ain't MY lips..." As she said the last word, her tongue ever so slightly grazed her friend's ear, causing a very audible moan to ring through the room. Everyone went wide-eyed and watched with a little more than amusement for the new girl's reaction.
*Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.......* Jamie gradually open her eyes, only to see Faith sitting centimetres from her own face, smiling broad and teasingly. Her hand was still on the back of Jamie's neck, and she still had goosebumps.
"You alive in there J?!" Faith now looked worried, but knew deep down that Jamie was ok. She just didn't wanna totally freak the girl out or rub it in either.
Jamie blinked a few times, grinned a fiendish grin that said to Faith 'I'll get youn'tn't worry', then turned to Buffy with a half serious frown.
"Gimme the goddam Jack Daniels!"
*****
*WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED??? No one has ever touched me like that, God my neck feels empty now her hand's gone. Why did she have to do that? At least before I could hide my feelings cos I didn't know exactly what they were. But now, after that... I'm more fuckin confused than before, 'cept now... I can't stop lookin at her. God she's so beautiful, her eyes are like chocolate fog, likeke ake a deep mist, conquering everything they come across, just sucking you in and ya know that there's nothin ya can do cos eventually you'll just get trapped in em anyway. It was her, sweet jesus, how could I not have seen it? She's the one from my dreams, the prophetic ones B mentioned. Ah FUCK! This makes my head spin even more. It was her, the girl with no face, the one I.... I fell in love with.
Shit*
Wow, that's all I can think... Wow. That and Holy Shit!! Touching her felt so right, so... Fulfilling. What is fuckin goin on man? She seemed to like, fall into my hands, like she knew what I was thinking. And I've never been gentle with nobody, especially on purpose. She's bringing out some mushy shit in me. But is it really me? And why does she have to be so beautiful, goddamit! Alright, off topic I know, but it's like a priority in my thought stream right now, stuck there or somethin. Shit, she caught me lookin again. But why won't I look away? Move eyes, move. Damn it! Oh no, those eyes... Now I definitely ain't movin. How can two orbs of colour launch me into the sky like I'm tied to a fuckin rocket? I'm still right here, gazing at her, but my stomach and brain are up there somewhere, tied to that rocket I think... How can this happen? I only met this chic like less that five hours ago. I've never loved anyone before in my life, just took what I needed from em and took off. Ya know, get some get gone. The golden rule to easy relationships... Don't have any. So what's so different with this girl? And hey, while I'm on it, girl? e whe when do I fall for girls? Hhmmm, easy. When they're steamy hot, fiery chics with eyes like tornadoes, swirling around, sucking everything in and changing it. Not really changing for the bad, or destroying anything. More like, reawakening a spirit, makes me feel like i've been transformed... Like I've been broken down and reborn into something good and pure and... Wonderful
*****
"More JD pleeeease!!" Buffy had had enough JD... But that didn't stop her or anyone else from quickly depleting the soure of "the good stuff". Jamie was a bit pissed off, cos she'd had barely any. Out of the blue, she remembered somethin in her bag which caused her to cheer up no end.
"J? You have a split personality we should know about or somethin? Or maybe your just drunk, I dunno..." Faith wiggled her eyebrows at her fellow slayer, secretly she had been overwhelmed by the sudden outburst of facial perfection but she had managed to surpress her awe and rapture. She just kept up her charade of witty banter as much as her overworked brain would allow her.
"Aw I ain't drunk Faith! Why'd ya think I've been moping right here most of the night? Cos they drank my JD, my vodka AND my tequila and I didnt't get enough to slow my brain down to stupor level." Jamie's frown quickly altered itself to become another radiant smile and a wink directed straight at the brunette slayer. "But I just remembered I've got somethin in my bag that'll have no problem in fixing me in that department. Plus the beer will help too! Hey B, guys. No beer for you guys, or yoou'll all pass out when you try what I her here..."
Deep in 'riveting' conversation, Buffy, Willow and Xander (Kennedy had gone to bed) looked up from their heap on the floor and frowned curiously at the new member of their group. Jamie just smiled at them and jumped from her seat on the bed next to Faith over to one of her bags. After much rooting and rummaging, she jumped back onto the bed with a bounce that alsmost knocked Faith off.
"Hey, heavyweight! You look skinny on the outside, what are ya carryin under those clothe" Fo" For her smart remarks, Faith got a punch in the arm from her companion. And it hurt too, what with Jamie not used to her slayer strength.
"Who you callin heavyweight?! And if ya must know, under these clothes is hot, limber body that would make your blood bubble, your heart stop and your skin burn if ya ever saw it. And I don't think you even wanna know what you'd turn into if you touched me... Though I have a fair idea, and I think you do too..." Apart from her opening sentence, Jamie's statement was told just above a whisper and in a voice almost huskier and sexier than Faith's. She could do nothing but release the breath she didn't know she was holding and only just raineained herself from jumping the other girl then and there... It wasn't like it was the wrong place, they were on her bed! But she knew better, even as she was fever-brained, that she would regret making a fool of the other girl and herslef in front of Buffy and the others.
"Aight, I'm sorry I'll stop. But here, tell me what ya think of this..." Jamie handed Faith a medium sized blue and purple tin, with doodles and foreign words scratched into the top. She took the lid off and gasped at the contents. There was at least twenty grams of pot, along with rolling papers and a small pipe enclosed in the tin in her hands. *This girl is amazing. She's really what we all need, she can help us relax and wind down. Take our minds off the big brewing Bad.* Unknown to herself, Faith was staring contently at Jamie.
Before she had time to think, she blurted out "You're amazing J..." This caused the beautiful blonde to flush momentarily. She sm and and she and Faith simply looked at each other, until everyone else in the room crowded around the bed, curious as to what the girls were holding.
"Whatcha got there Faith?" Buffy bounced onto the bed in a giddy drunken sprawl. She giggled at herself, surprised she had been able to manouver her way all the way over to the bed! "Oooh, plant leaves or somethin," she leaned over to sniff the tin's substance. "Mmmm smells nice. What's it, *hiccup*, for? Hee hee!" Everyone giggled with Buffy while Xander crawled back over to the foot of the bed, somehow carrying a beer for each of them.
"Buffy, you poor simple-minded organism... You're right about it being a plant though. " Everyone looked at Buffy as a frown creased her brow, confusion emitting from her features. All she could come up with was, "Huh?!"
Jamie quickly and bluntly filled in the blanks. "It's pot B... Ya know, the stuff that happy is made of?"
"Oh." Buffy pondered the announcement for a moment. "OH! Pot! Why is there pot in my house? You guys, what the...?"
"Ah Buffy, relax. You need to relax, relieve some tension. It's been a hard few weeks, this'll do you the world of good. I promise. As Faith used to put it, 'Find The Fun' girlfriend!" Willow shocked everyone with her pro-pot proclamation, even herself! "What guys? I'm right. Shouldn't you be happy that no one's objecting?!"
"She does have a point. Ok Red, let's get bakin'!! How bout you get workin on the pipe here and me and J can get crackin on the rolling of joints! Ok J?" Faith was excited. It had been too long since she had loosened up with some good pot. Well, since she'd loosened up period. *Yep, J is just what this house needs.*
"Let's get a-rollin' Faithy! You any good at this?" Jamie was also excited. She and Faith really did have more in common than anyone thought. "Cos I'm the best!"
"Well, is that a challenge Ms. I-rock-at-everything?! I'll wipe the floor with your pretty little ass! It might've been a while, but it's like ridin'a bike." *Faithy? She's so cute, damn!*
"Ok, let's get it on slayer!" Buffy, Willow and Xander just watched the flirting, each secretly wondering when the inevitable would come to pass.
After all, the night was just beginning.