Mischief MayhMayhem
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Adult ++
Chapters:
6
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5,300
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6
Mischief And Mayhem
Author: Stephanie M
Email Address: wicciangirl51@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters featured in the story. The Buffy characters are property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, WB Network. The Xena/Hercules characters belong to RenPics and whoever else owns the rights to these characters.
Category: Crossover/Drama/Humour
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Xander finally has some fun and deals with Buffy!
Status: Complete
Part 6
Xander sighed, annoyed that it was taking so long. He had expected Giles or Wesley to have figured it out, since they had spent most of their time translating obscure texts. With a pout he turned to Strife who was staring at him in a haze of lust. The pair kissed tenderly, uncaring about their audience.
Dru whispered into Wesley’s ear, causing shivers to run down the man’s spine, “Hello Kitten. You’re mine aren’t you? Miss Edith told me all about you, we’ll spend eternity forever, Kitten. I’ll protect you, no one hurts what’s mine.”
Wesley nervously licked his lips, as he looked up at the beautiful vampire. Why had he never noticed how wonderful she was. “Maybe because she was a bad guy?” Xander’s voice echoed inside Wesley’s head with a mix of amusement and sarcasm.
“That’s it, I’m bored! In case you haven’t figured it out, you belong with her.” Strife shouted at Wesley, irritated that he had to supervise the prophecy instead of being alone with Xan.
With a wave of his hand, Xander transported Wesley and Dru to one of the many spare bedrooms, making sure that it was the bedroom furthest from his and Strife’s. He wasn’t too sure that Strife wouldn’t try and kill the Watcher. The last thing he wanted was to spend what was left of his honeymoon trying to find Wesley’s scattered particles.
“We’re gonna go to bed now. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.” Xander said to Ethan and Giles as the Gods disappeared in a flash of blue sparks.
*******
Blue sparks illuminated the bedroom as Strife and Xander appeared in the darkened room, with a look the room was covered with small vanilla candles, which added a sensual glow.
Xander stripped himself of his clothes while walking into the adjoining bathroom. He just needed to relax after the craziness of the last two days, and what better way then with a bubble bath.
“Sandalwood bubbles.” Xander said aloud, smiling when the bubbles appeared in the bath, he stepped inside and groaned at the feel of the bubbles caressing his skin.
As he leaned back, Xander was happy to see that Strife was in the bath, his pale skin contrasting with Xander’s own tanned bronze skin. With a contented sigh he lay back against his love, happy to just be together.
“Oh, its great to see that you care so much about me, Xan.” Strife’s muttered as he looked down and saw that Xander had fallen asleep, exhausted after everything that had happened. Strife could understand it as he was feeling worn out as well.
With a thought Strife teleported to the bedroom still holding Xander, and reached for the silk covers. Tightly holding his sleeping husband, Strife closed his eyes ready to join Xander in dreamland. “Boys get up now, your presence is requested along with your guests!” Hera’s voice echoed in the minds of the sleeping Gods causing Xander to groan in protest. What was it about the Gods, had they never heard of privacy?
Xander stumbled out of bed, moving to give Strife a proper good morning kiss, causing each one to groan before they parted. Neither of them would go against Hera’s wishes over such a little matter, it wasn’t worth making her annoyed.
“I’ll get Dru and Wesley, while you get the others. I’m not letting him near you!” Strife said looking Xander in the eye.
“Sure, I’ll meet you at Hera’s.” Xander replied as the two Gods disappeared from the room in a flash of light.
Xander quickly woke Oz and Angel, pleased to see that the pair had obviously enjoyed themselves, if the bite marks on thnecknecks were any indication. Angel was worn out but happy, judging by the smug grin on his face, not that Xander really cared about him.
Looking at Oz closely he was relieved to discover that the younger man was in love with the Angel and that Angel returned his feelings. Xander was pleased that one of his friends had found true love.
With a wave of his hand, Xander woke and dressed the pair, causing the couple to jump in surprise. Xander quickly calmed them down and explained that they had to met Hera, the queen on the Gods. This made the pair more nervous to Xander’s amusement.
Xander quickly teleported the group to the main room where Giles and Ethan had spent the night. The couple were wrapped around each other one of the many chairs in the main room, it was clear that they had recently finished an active bout of love making. Moving to Giles, Xander gently shook the man who had been like his father.
“G-Man, get up and wake Ethan. We’ve got to see Hera and we really don’t want to keep her waiting.” Xander said, smiling as Giles jumped up in alarm when he realised just who he was going to see.
Once everyone was dressed and somewhat presentable, Xander teleported to Hera’s main temple, which was full of beautiful plants many of which hadn’t been seen for hundreds of years. Strife appeared with Wesley and Dru, the small group moved to stand with the other mortals. Hera was sitting in the middle of the room on an elegant oak chair.
Hera said as the room changed, “Now that everyone is here, I would like to speak to our guests. You are our Godly descendants. It has been foretold that the Six will bring a new age to Olympus when their Godhoods are granted. You will each receive your Godhood upon your marriages. I take it you all know your destined partner.”
A large red carpet flowed from the front of the temple to the alter in the middle of the temple. Within seconds the room was full of Gods and Goddesses all ready for the upcoming weddings.
“Lets get this over with.” Xander said, eager to go on his promised honeymoon.
“Can the six take their place at the alter? Strife and Alexander will have the responsibility of escorting you down the aisle.” Hera said as she moved to take her place.
Xander escorted Dru, Angel and Giles down the carpet, happy that his part in the prophecy was almost over. A few minutes later Strife followed with Wesley, Oz, and Ethan, part of him wondering where Cupid was. He hadn’t seen his brother since he returned to Olympus.
“We are here to join these pairs for eternity. This gold cord symbolises the fact that yoll bll be joined forever.” Hera said, as she tied the cord around their waists.
“Who here gives this woman for marriage to this man?” Hera asked, her voice loud and clear.
“I, Alexander the God of Mayhem.” Xander said, slightly bored.
“Who gives this man for marriage to this woman?” Hera asked.
“I Strife, the God of Mischief.” Strife said, at the same time wondering when he could get Xander alone.
Hera quickly moved to the other couples wrapping the cord around their waists before asking the same questions. Taking the waiting ambrosia Hera moved to each of the mortals ordering them to take a drink. After all of them had done so she declared the ceremony complete and the marriage performed.
“For those of you who were vampires, the demon has been removed.” Hera said seriosuly as she removed the golden cords.
Hera said looking at the happy couples, “The matter now is that of your Godhoods. Druscilla you will be the Goddess of Childhood and Innocence, Wesley you are the of of the Wronged Souls. Rupert Giles you are the God of Revenge, Ethan Rayne you are the God of Justice. Angelus you are the God of Redemption and Daniel Osborne you are the God of Regret.”
There was a flash of sparks as Cupid appeared holding onto someone that appeared familiar to Xander he just couldn’t figure out who. As Cupid moved closer his companion became clear causing Xander to stare in amazement.
“Spike and Cupid??” Xander shouted in a mix of shock and disbelief.
The End
Author: Stephanie M
Email Address: wicciangirl51@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters featured in the story. The Buffy characters are property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, WB Network. The Xena/Hercules characters belong to RenPics and whoever else owns the rights to these characters.
Category: Crossover/Drama/Humour
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Xander finally has some fun and deals with Buffy!
Status: Complete
Part 6
Xander sighed, annoyed that it was taking so long. He had expected Giles or Wesley to have figured it out, since they had spent most of their time translating obscure texts. With a pout he turned to Strife who was staring at him in a haze of lust. The pair kissed tenderly, uncaring about their audience.
Dru whispered into Wesley’s ear, causing shivers to run down the man’s spine, “Hello Kitten. You’re mine aren’t you? Miss Edith told me all about you, we’ll spend eternity forever, Kitten. I’ll protect you, no one hurts what’s mine.”
Wesley nervously licked his lips, as he looked up at the beautiful vampire. Why had he never noticed how wonderful she was. “Maybe because she was a bad guy?” Xander’s voice echoed inside Wesley’s head with a mix of amusement and sarcasm.
“That’s it, I’m bored! In case you haven’t figured it out, you belong with her.” Strife shouted at Wesley, irritated that he had to supervise the prophecy instead of being alone with Xan.
With a wave of his hand, Xander transported Wesley and Dru to one of the many spare bedrooms, making sure that it was the bedroom furthest from his and Strife’s. He wasn’t too sure that Strife wouldn’t try and kill the Watcher. The last thing he wanted was to spend what was left of his honeymoon trying to find Wesley’s scattered particles.
“We’re gonna go to bed now. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.” Xander said to Ethan and Giles as the Gods disappeared in a flash of blue sparks.
*******
Blue sparks illuminated the bedroom as Strife and Xander appeared in the darkened room, with a look the room was covered with small vanilla candles, which added a sensual glow.
Xander stripped himself of his clothes while walking into the adjoining bathroom. He just needed to relax after the craziness of the last two days, and what better way then with a bubble bath.
“Sandalwood bubbles.” Xander said aloud, smiling when the bubbles appeared in the bath, he stepped inside and groaned at the feel of the bubbles caressing his skin.
As he leaned back, Xander was happy to see that Strife was in the bath, his pale skin contrasting with Xander’s own tanned bronze skin. With a contented sigh he lay back against his love, happy to just be together.
“Oh, its great to see that you care so much about me, Xan.” Strife’s muttered as he looked down and saw that Xander had fallen asleep, exhausted after everything that had happened. Strife could understand it as he was feeling worn out as well.
With a thought Strife teleported to the bedroom still holding Xander, and reached for the silk covers. Tightly holding his sleeping husband, Strife closed his eyes ready to join Xander in dreamland. “Boys get up now, your presence is requested along with your guests!” Hera’s voice echoed in the minds of the sleeping Gods causing Xander to groan in protest. What was it about the Gods, had they never heard of privacy?
Xander stumbled out of bed, moving to give Strife a proper good morning kiss, causing each one to groan before they parted. Neither of them would go against Hera’s wishes over such a little matter, it wasn’t worth making her annoyed.
“I’ll get Dru and Wesley, while you get the others. I’m not letting him near you!” Strife said looking Xander in the eye.
“Sure, I’ll meet you at Hera’s.” Xander replied as the two Gods disappeared from the room in a flash of light.
Xander quickly woke Oz and Angel, pleased to see that the pair had obviously enjoyed themselves, if the bite marks on thnecknecks were any indication. Angel was worn out but happy, judging by the smug grin on his face, not that Xander really cared about him.
Looking at Oz closely he was relieved to discover that the younger man was in love with the Angel and that Angel returned his feelings. Xander was pleased that one of his friends had found true love.
With a wave of his hand, Xander woke and dressed the pair, causing the couple to jump in surprise. Xander quickly calmed them down and explained that they had to met Hera, the queen on the Gods. This made the pair more nervous to Xander’s amusement.
Xander quickly teleported the group to the main room where Giles and Ethan had spent the night. The couple were wrapped around each other one of the many chairs in the main room, it was clear that they had recently finished an active bout of love making. Moving to Giles, Xander gently shook the man who had been like his father.
“G-Man, get up and wake Ethan. We’ve got to see Hera and we really don’t want to keep her waiting.” Xander said, smiling as Giles jumped up in alarm when he realised just who he was going to see.
Once everyone was dressed and somewhat presentable, Xander teleported to Hera’s main temple, which was full of beautiful plants many of which hadn’t been seen for hundreds of years. Strife appeared with Wesley and Dru, the small group moved to stand with the other mortals. Hera was sitting in the middle of the room on an elegant oak chair.
Hera said as the room changed, “Now that everyone is here, I would like to speak to our guests. You are our Godly descendants. It has been foretold that the Six will bring a new age to Olympus when their Godhoods are granted. You will each receive your Godhood upon your marriages. I take it you all know your destined partner.”
A large red carpet flowed from the front of the temple to the alter in the middle of the temple. Within seconds the room was full of Gods and Goddesses all ready for the upcoming weddings.
“Lets get this over with.” Xander said, eager to go on his promised honeymoon.
“Can the six take their place at the alter? Strife and Alexander will have the responsibility of escorting you down the aisle.” Hera said as she moved to take her place.
Xander escorted Dru, Angel and Giles down the carpet, happy that his part in the prophecy was almost over. A few minutes later Strife followed with Wesley, Oz, and Ethan, part of him wondering where Cupid was. He hadn’t seen his brother since he returned to Olympus.
“We are here to join these pairs for eternity. This gold cord symbolises the fact that yoll bll be joined forever.” Hera said, as she tied the cord around their waists.
“Who here gives this woman for marriage to this man?” Hera asked, her voice loud and clear.
“I, Alexander the God of Mayhem.” Xander said, slightly bored.
“Who gives this man for marriage to this woman?” Hera asked.
“I Strife, the God of Mischief.” Strife said, at the same time wondering when he could get Xander alone.
Hera quickly moved to the other couples wrapping the cord around their waists before asking the same questions. Taking the waiting ambrosia Hera moved to each of the mortals ordering them to take a drink. After all of them had done so she declared the ceremony complete and the marriage performed.
“For those of you who were vampires, the demon has been removed.” Hera said seriosuly as she removed the golden cords.
Hera said looking at the happy couples, “The matter now is that of your Godhoods. Druscilla you will be the Goddess of Childhood and Innocence, Wesley you are the of of the Wronged Souls. Rupert Giles you are the God of Revenge, Ethan Rayne you are the God of Justice. Angelus you are the God of Redemption and Daniel Osborne you are the God of Regret.”
There was a flash of sparks as Cupid appeared holding onto someone that appeared familiar to Xander he just couldn’t figure out who. As Cupid moved closer his companion became clear causing Xander to stare in amazement.
“Spike and Cupid??” Xander shouted in a mix of shock and disbelief.
The End