“That was fun. Didn’t you think that was fun, Xander?” Anya asked, nestling her head on Xander’s shoulder, as they relaxed on the sofa.
Xander ran his tongue along the head of his cock, licking. He nodded his head, cock still in his mouth. He bit the head off and chewed thoughtfully. “Yep." He waved his bitten cock-sucker in the air. "Spike beaten meat, cooked to perfection I’m told, all my friends, and not only *finding* the clitoris, but labeling it as well, all during after dinner coffee, no less. Yep. Just good clean fun.” He kissed the top of Anya's head and finished eating the rest of his cock. "This is outstanding cock, Ahn."
Anya nodded her head. "Yes. It's English. They make good cock."
"Huh?"
"Good chocolate, I meant."
"Of course that's what you meant."
“Yes. Too bad Spike had a call. I feel we should all be here on the couch. You know, after a well-done dinner party. He should be here, don’t you think?” Anya tilted her head up to look at him. “Don’t you?”
Xander sighed. “Yeah. As weird as it is, I do.”
“What’s it been?”
“Only thirty minutes.”
“He’ll be at least thirty minutes longer.”
“Yeah, at least. That crazy partyline.”
Anya rolled over and onto him, her thighs coming to rest along side his. She nestled down onto his crotch. “I think,” She kissed him softly on the lips and Xander’s eyes closed. ”Spike needs a break. We should take him out. All this fake sex on the phone can't be healthy."
Xander didn’t open his eyes, but placed his hands on her hips, holding her still. He let his head rest against the back of the couch and breathed out slowly. “How much wine did I drink, Ahn?”
Anya kissed his neck. “Not much. A glass or two. But I *did* say that we need to take Spike out. Make him take a night off and just have some non phone sex related fun with us." She spoke the words against his neck, letting her lips move over his skin. Her tongue came out to lick and then she suckled, leaving a faint mark. “We can go to the movies and there's one of those parking lot carnivals at the Wal-Mart. You know how much Spike loves those."
Xander snorted.
"Okay, you know how much I love those. But Spike loves stealing from Wal-Mart. He'll have a fun!" She moved her mouth down and bit his collarbone. “Doesn’t that sound like fun?”
“Ahn. . .Yeah, fun.” Xander groaned. “Wait? What? What'd I just agree to?”
Anya pulled back to glare at him. “You need to stop saying that to me, Xander. I'll get a complex.”
“Stop sucking on me while asking me to do things, and I will."
"Oh. Well. I have no plans to stop doing that. You're at your best and most agreeable when I'm sucking on some part of you, so it would just be silly of me to stop doing it. But you've agreed to take Spike and me out Saturday night."
Xander nodded his head. "Yeah. It's all coming back to me. Carni-folk and shoplifting. That's my future, yes?"
Anya smiled. "Yes." She placed her head against his shoulder again.
"Ahn?"
"Yes, Xander?"
"Didn't you say it would be a good idea to have all shoplifters do hard-time? I think chain gangs were mentioned. And working in sweatshops."
"Yes, well. That's when they shoplift from the Magic Box. We prosecute to the fullest extent of the law." She pulled back to smile at him. A really big smile. "And then some."
Xander tensed. "And then some? What does that mean?"
Anya kissed his temple. "Don't think about it, Xander. It will only upset you."
"Anya, you can't-"
"Oh, hush. I'm kidding again." She rested her head back on his chest. "Anyway, I don’t feel at all sorry for Wal-Mart. The big having stores all over the nation greedy so and sos. Spike can steal from them all he wants. They have store security. If store security can’t catch him, well, its rather funny, don't you think?"
"Naw. I don't think much anymore, Ayn."
"That's good." She kissed his befuddled brow and reached beneath a cushion to pull out a prize. "Here. Have another cock. You look all done in, Xander."
Xander took the phallic chocolate treat with a grin. "You're the bestest, Ahn."
Anya rested against him, nodding her head against his chest. "Yes. Eat up. I'm going to make you carry me into the bedroom and ravish me, soon. The sugar rush should work to my advantage."
Xander sucked on his cock. "The very bestest!"
tbc. .
