Meet The Family
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BtVS Crossovers › Misc - General
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Adult +
Chapters:
8
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10
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Meet The Family 5
~Restfield Cemetery, A few Nights Later~
Wednesday stood by the open grave looking down at the closed coffin, holding a shovel.
"Wednesday, I don't think Alexander will be to happy with us." Said Pubert sitting on a near by tombstone.
"Why do you say that," she asked as she threw a shovel full of dirt on to the coffin.
"Well, they are Alexander's friends..."
A snort came from the side; Pugsley was shoveling dirt into another grave.
"If they were Alexander's true friends they wouldn't have said what they did behind our backs..."muttered Pugsley.
"...But to our faces." Said Wednesday.
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~Magic Box~
Spike glared at the Whelp, who looked like he was trying to out brood Peaches.
"What!"
Xander sighed, " It had been going so well...I mean they all seemed to like each other."
***
"We have to hurry, the drugs should be wearing off soon." Said Wednesday.
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" I mean, I thought, Buffy was coming around...I mean she was impressed with Wednesday's weapon collection..."
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"Then they'll have to fight the ropes," said Pubert.
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"...And Riley's reaction...well that's just a typical reaction...and Pugsley was just being friendly...besides the rash will go away in a few weeks..."
***
" The chains will be next," said Pugsley as he threw the last of the dirt on the grave he was working on. He was just glad the witches were so nice that Wednesday had no reason to add them to her vengeance.
***
"And that dye, that he used on Buffy to turn her skin green, well that will fade in three months. Pubert was only trying to impress Dawn. I think he was a bit of a crush on her..."
***
"Then the hand cuffs and leg shackles..." said Pubert gleefully.
***
"But, I think the last straw, was when Buffy was trying to kill that demon last night. You know, the one that was kicking her butt all over that graveyard...only to have it look at Pubert and start to scream. Then it turned and ran right into the sword Wednesday was holding..."
***
"Then breaking threw the coffin and digging out of the grave..." said Pugsley.
"How ironic...or is that poetic justice?"
"What do you mean, Wednesday?"
Wednesday looked at Pugsley as she put the last dirtful on the grave.
"That a Vampire Slayer will have to dig her way out of a grave..."
***
" I don't care how upset she was...and she never said she was sorry...Buffy should never have call them that. And Riley was a moron to agree with her. It's just about the only insult that can upset them."
"What's that, Harris?"
"You don't ever..." he growled, " call my family...Circus Freaks..."
~Restfield Cemetery, A few Nights Later~
Wednesday stood by the open grave looking down at the closed coffin, holding a shovel.
"Wednesday, I don't think Alexander will be to happy with us." Said Pubert sitting on a near by tombstone.
"Why do you say that," she asked as she threw a shovel full of dirt on to the coffin.
"Well, they are Alexander's friends..."
A snort came from the side; Pugsley was shoveling dirt into another grave.
"If they were Alexander's true friends they wouldn't have said what they did behind our backs..."muttered Pugsley.
"...But to our faces." Said Wednesday.
****
~Magic Box~
Spike glared at the Whelp, who looked like he was trying to out brood Peaches.
"What!"
Xander sighed, " It had been going so well...I mean they all seemed to like each other."
***
"We have to hurry, the drugs should be wearing off soon." Said Wednesday.
***
" I mean, I thought, Buffy was coming around...I mean she was impressed with Wednesday's weapon collection..."
***
"Then they'll have to fight the ropes," said Pubert.
***
"...And Riley's reaction...well that's just a typical reaction...and Pugsley was just being friendly...besides the rash will go away in a few weeks..."
***
" The chains will be next," said Pugsley as he threw the last of the dirt on the grave he was working on. He was just glad the witches were so nice that Wednesday had no reason to add them to her vengeance.
***
"And that dye, that he used on Buffy to turn her skin green, well that will fade in three months. Pubert was only trying to impress Dawn. I think he was a bit of a crush on her..."
***
"Then the hand cuffs and leg shackles..." said Pubert gleefully.
***
"But, I think the last straw, was when Buffy was trying to kill that demon last night. You know, the one that was kicking her butt all over that graveyard...only to have it look at Pubert and start to scream. Then it turned and ran right into the sword Wednesday was holding..."
***
"Then breaking threw the coffin and digging out of the grave..." said Pugsley.
"How ironic...or is that poetic justice?"
"What do you mean, Wednesday?"
Wednesday looked at Pugsley as she put the last dirtful on the grave.
"That a Vampire Slayer will have to dig her way out of a grave..."
***
" I don't care how upset she was...and she never said she was sorry...Buffy should never have call them that. And Riley was a moron to agree with her. It's just about the only insult that can upset them."
"What's that, Harris?"
"You don't ever..." he growled, " call my family...Circus Freaks..."