Christmas Blunders

Many apologies for the late update…

TITLE: Christmas Blunders (5/5)
AUTHOR: AsianObsidian
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: Faith/Buffy, Willow/Kennedy, Xander/Anya
SUMMARY: *sings* It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Yes, it’s the holiday season. Our two favorite slayers go up to Mrs. Summers’ cabin and bring along the whole gang. Unfortunately Christmas cheer is cut short when odd events occur. Who will save Christmas?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters from BtVS. They are all property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
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Chapter 5

~Earlier That Evening~

“Ahn! I can’t believe you brought it! I mean…come on, it’s…it’s…”

Xander was walking hurriedly after his girlfriend who was deciding where to place the tasteless novelty.

“Xander…Halfreck said that this will bring many laughs among our friends. And it’s cute too!”

“Ahn…it’s… a pooping moose!”

Well, it wasn’t a literal pooping moose. It was a novelty dispenser that rolled out peanuts from its rear once someone pulled its tail. Haven’t you heard of them?

“We got it as a wedding present from Hallie and I intend to use it.” She placed the little moose on the coffee table. She looked down at it and smiled.

“From Halfreck! The demon that locked us in Buffy’s house Halfreck?!? We didn’t even have our wedding, why did you accept that gift… a very weird gift?” Xander looked at his girlfriend then grimaced at the dispenser.

“Oh…you just HAD to remind me of the day you left me at the alter!” Anya stomped off into their room and slammed the door. Xander yelled through the door.

“Anya! I thought this was behind us?” No answer came from behind the door. Xander heaved a sigh and plopped down on the couch. He picked up the pooping moose and stared at it.

“It’s just you and me buddy…” He placed it next to him and flicked through the channels on the television. Xander, who was engrossed in an army movie, didn’t notice the red glowing eyes of the pooping moose.

~Present Time~

The fire in the hearth crackled. The five girls huddled closer to the flames for warmth. A shivering Buffy snuggled closer in Faith’s arms. Kennedy, who was still in her towel, had Willow curled up beside her.

“How are your nipples Buffy?” Anya asked while staring at the blonde’s chest.

“They’re fine Anya, and stop looking!” Buffy crossed her arms.

“It’s not her fault that she likes your goods B. I know I do.” The sexy brunette gave her a wink.

“Woah…so not checking out Buffy’s rack right now guys.” Kennedy averted her eyes to Willow’s chest.

“I’m more of a kosher girl, anyway.” The subtle licking of her lower lip made Willow blush to her roots. She wasn’t used to being praised by Kennedy’s glazed look in front of her friends.

“Oh, yes. Willow you have a perky rack of breasts on you as well.” Anya piped in and switched her attention to the red head.

“Hey! Hey! No looking!” Kennedy tried covering her girlfriend as much as slayerly possible. Willow looked like an Eskimo with all the blankets wrapped around her.

“Ok…lets all stop with the staring of perky breasts…Faith…Faith!” Buffy swatted Faith’s wandering hand that had been preoccupied with warming up the blonde’s nipple.

“What? I was helpin out the twins B. They looked like they needed some heat…” So she continued to rub her palm against the frozen nipple.

“Ugh! Faith…not in front of the guys! At least wait till we’re in the bedroom…”

“Relax B…Red and Brownie don’t seem to mind.”

Willow was whimpering slightly as Kennedy ran her pierced tongue up her neck. The two seemed unaware of their surroundings while they caressed each other. Kennedy kept whispering in Willow’s ear while sneaking her hand under the blanket. Anya was sitting Indian style between the two couples. With a smile on her face, she watched the two couples engage in their intimate moment. The ex demon looked like she was a spectator at a tennis match.

“Ooh, this is no fair! Xander’s not here to touch me too…can I touch?” Anya reached her hand out to caress Faith’s voluptuous breasts.

“Ahem…I think we should all take this to our respectable rooms now…” Buffy got up on her knees, about to bolt to her bedroom but a pair of strong arms wrapped around her waist. A certain sexy brunette slayer gazed up at the blonde.

“Ah, come on B.” Faith nuzzled Buffy’s stomach while running her hands up the shorter slayer’s thighs. Much to Buffy’s dismay, she released a throaty moan.

She couldn’t make love to Faith while everyone was watching! Could she? It was just too odd, Anya was there, Xander was right outside…not to mention her best friend of seven years was making out with her hot girlfriend right in front of her…did she say hot? No…Kennedy was her friend, a very good friend…with a very enticing tongue ring. Buffy thought about how said tongue ring would feel against her hot pulsating skin. Woa!

“Ack! Faith stop!” Buffy waved her hands to signal stop. Faith released a sigh and looked into the emerald green that she got lost in every time she looked at her.

“Do you trust me?” Faith looked straight into Buffy’s eyes.

“Of course I trust you… I just don’t think having an orgy is a smart idea. And we have that party down the street to go to. I don't want to miss it. And hello! My best friend and her girlfriend are right there!” Faith looked over her shoulder, still gripping Buffy’s waist unless she decided to bolt.

“You guys don’t mind, do you?” Faith received two groans of approval from the red head and preoccupied brunette.

“What about me? I don’t mind.” Anya raised her hand like she was in class.

"Faith... Anya’s here too remember."

Faith licked from Buffy's throat to her ear and whispered.

"Forget the party B...we're already having a party of our own...Red and Ken don't care if we make it a free show...look at them!" Faith was right. Kennedy had Willow breathing heavily underneath her while her hand massaged the red head's breast.

"And Anya?" Buffy raised her brows.

"It doesn't hurt to watch..."

"I agree with Faith. Innocent here...not touching...no sir-ey..." Anya nodded her head enthusiastically.

Buffy surrendered and let Faith continue to roam her hands over her body. Anya hopped onto the couch to gain a better view of the two couples pleasuring each other. Kennedy laid Willow down on the floor more comfortably while showering kisses upon her face and unzipping the Wicca’s pants. Faith removed the blanket that was covering Buffy. Anya didn’t have Xander there with her so she opted to play with herself while watching the four sexy women in front of her.

“Mmm…Faith” Buffy sighed her girlfriend’s name as she reached under her shirt and massaged her breast. Willow tangled her fingers through Kennedy’s hair and gave a throaty moan. Anya, still perched on the couch, whimpered at the sight and trailed her hand down into her pants. No one had in mind where Xander was…all thoughts were out the window once all five girls were naked in front of the fire.

~Outside the Cabin~

“Wake up my love.” Someone’s hand was stroking Xander’s cheek. A very rough hand…kinda felt like a hoof…

“Anya?” Xander groggily opened his eyes. To his utter horror, his nightmare was real! There was indeed a moose-like demon hovering above his face. How hard did he hit his head? He got up off of the ground.

“My name is Rodnicoff but you can call me Rodney my sweet…since we are to be married in a matter of minutes.” The demon moose blushed. Did you know demon’s blush? Yes, they do indeed.

“Now look buddy…what’s with the Hell’s bride thingy? I’m already with someone! Someone who is a woman, might I add!” Xander inched away from the demon as it approached.

“It’s alright my sweet…you will be with me forever…”

“But why me? There are a lot of very single men in the world…a lot of GAY single men in the world…men which are not me and happen to not be madly in love… with a woman!” Xander babbled.

“I was trapped in that damned plastic prison but your love released me. I can give you riches and power! You would rule by my side in the courts of Hell…think of the possibilities Xander my love…” Rodney embraced the shaking brunette in its hairy arms. Xander tried to pry his head out of the mass of moose hair and squeaked out.

“Wait… I’ve already got an ex-demon Anya…she’s the best…well she’s not a demon anymore but I’ve had enough of my bad boy self to not get involved with another demon.” Rodney abruptly released Xander from his embrace.

“Anya? You mean…Anyanka?” The demon had its hooves on its hips; a stance which Buffy used time to time when fuming at Faith.

“Yup…she’s my girlfriend…uhh ex demon…” Xander was looking for an escape.

“You mean to tell me that your girlfriend…is Anyanka?!?” Rodney towered over Xander, using his height to his advantage.

“Y-yes…”

“I can’t believe it! That hussy!” Rodney threw his arms in the air and started to pace while he ranted.

“Uhhh” Xander scratched his head.

“She does this every time! First Oalof, now you!”

“Wait…what?” Xander was beyond confused at the demon’s plight.

“Anyanka took my last boyfriend…things never change.” Rodney shook his head.
“Well, fine I will go…don’t want another quarrel with Anyanka, she’s a hair puller!”

“Yea, tell me about it…” Xander gave a small smile. He loved all of Anya’s quirks, no matter how pesky.

And with a swish of Rodney’s robe he shimmered out.

“Why is it always me God? Did you stamp a sign on me at birth saying ONLY DEMONS BE ATTRACTED TO ME?!?” Then a thought flickered in Xander’s head. Why did the demon moose say ‘his love released him’? Wait..moose…demon…moose…pooping moose! His eyes got wider and he rushed back to the cabin. Xander came to the conclusion that Rodney was indeed the pooping moose which meant the girls were in danger too.

Xander took the wood axe and charged through the cabin door. He eyed the moose dispenser on the kitchen table and chopped it into tiny pieces. The brunette’s chest heaved from the exertion and he finally let the axe slip from his fingers. Wait till Anya hears this, he thought. His musing was stopped abruptly as he heard a drawn out moan coming from the living room. Had the pooping moose gotten to the girls before Xander killed it? Xander rushed into the room, expecting to see wounded bodies writhing in agony. Only the girls writhing on the floor didn’t seem to be in pain.

Xander stopped in the door way. He had to rub his eyes for a second, hoping his imagination wasn’t getting the best of him. Kennedy had Willow spread on the floor with her thighs clamped tightly around her neck. The gasps of ‘oh gods and goddess’ filled his ears. Buffy and Faith were straddled over each other’s faces while emitting groans and throaty moans into hot drenched mounds. The next sight made Xander’s cock twitch in excitement. Anya was lying naked on the couch with her hand buried deep in her pussy and her head tossed side to side. Her look of rapture and concentration snapped Xander out of his trance. He immediately stripped and picked up Anya from the couch. She wrapped her legs tightly around his waist. They kissed with heated passion while he laid her down on the floor behind the couch. The couple was hidden from view of the other four lovers but their cries of passion could still be heard.

“Xander… I need” Anya gasped against her boyfriend’s lips. Her hips thrust eagerly against his stomach.

“I know Ahn, I love you” Xander stroked her cheek then lowered her on his cock. They both gasped at the feel of each other’s tight embrace. Anya clutched his back and they resumed an all familiar dance.

Faith crawled off from Buffy’s face. She was very worked up from the blonde’s delicious tongue but she had another idea in mind. She wanted Buffy to enjoy the group love fest as much as she was.

“B…B…open your eyes baby.” Faith laid her body over Buffy’s quivering form.

“Mmm…Faith…oh god...baby.” Buffy gasped as the brunette circled her lover’s clit.

“Look at them B…” Buffy turned her head to see Willow on top of Kennedy. She was thrusting her fingers in and out of her girlfriend’s tight channel. Kennedy’s back was arched as beads of sweat rolled down between her breasts.

“Faith…” Buffy didn’t know how long she could hold on. The whole situation turned her on. Her best friend and her girlfriend were making love feet from them while Anya and Xander were fucking like bunnies behind the couch. Wait, Xander?

Faith grinned when realization hit Buffy. “Yeah B…Xander joined the fun too…don’t worry, they can’t see us and we can’t see them.” Anya’s high pitched keening pieced through the room while Xander’s groan accompanied hers.

“Doesn’t mean we can’t hear them though…” Faith was taking pleasure at seeing her girlfriend torn in such a state. Buffy was thrusting her hips against Faith’s hand for more pressure. Anya’s scream spurred something in the blonde…something primal.

“Mmm…you like this B? Me fucking you on the floor with Red and Kennedy right there?” She thrust two fingers in Buffy’s pussy.

“Oh god…yes…” Faith stayed close to the blonde’s ear.

“You like that Anya’s getting off with Xander right behind that couch?” Thrust. Grind.

“Unnng….yeesss” Buffy was talking through gritted teeth. All abilities to form coherent sentences were lost.

“You’re a dirty girl aren’t ya baby? Gettin off from the sounds of our friends…wanting to get the big ‘O’ soo bad…”

“Please…baby” Faith sucked Buffy’s earlobe between her lips and continued to speak.

“But you know they can’t make you scream like I do? Isn’t that right baby?” Faith added another finger.

“Oh god…”

“Say it…tell me I can only make you scream” The brunette brought her lips down and swirled her tongue around the blonde’s erect nipple.

“You’re the…uhhh…only..” Buffy panted, clutching Faith’s shoulder. Faith took her other hand and rolled Buffy’s clit between her fingers.

“I didn’t hear you B…who’s the only one that can make you scream?” The muscles in Buffy’s pussy clenched down on Faith’s fingers. She rode Faith’s hand as the waves crashed over her.

“FAIIIITHHHH!!!!”

Buffy wasn’t the only one that had exclaimed their lover’s name. Kennedy screamed Willow’s name after seeing Buffy climax which triggered Anya to orgasm again and scream Xander’s name. Xander groaned his release while his face was buried between Anya’s breasts. The six friends collapsed spent. They all dosed off into slumber after their breathing calmed.

~In the Morning~
“B look! They didn’t even bother to pull a blanket on themselves after their crazy sex!” Faith walked by and joined Buffy, Willow, and Kennedy in the kitchen. They all wore identical smirks.

“Gahh!” Xander covered himself with a couch throw. Anya grabbed a small blanket and walked into the kitchen. Buffy handed her a mug of coffee.

“Sleep well Xander?” Kennedy raised her cup of coffee to hide her smirk. Xander blushed.

“Uh, yeah. Like a rock. “ Visions of naked Buffy under naked Faith flashed through his memory.

“Umm, did we all…uhh” Xander looked very confused. Everyone looked very calm this morning and he couldn’t figure out why. They did just have sex in one room didn’t they? Xander thought he might have dreamed it.

“What Xander?” Buffy smiled.

“I just… last night” He raised his eye brows expectantly. Buffy coughed to cover her blush and walked back into the living room. Willow and Kennedy joined her. Kennedy threw Xander and smirk and Willow, red faced, smiled at him. Faith walked up to him. She crossed her arms and raised her brows like she was impressed.

“Nice to know you’ve learned a few things since high school.” Faith smacked him on the back and joined her girlfriend and friends in the living room. Xander stood there stunned. Not only had he had sex with Anya in the same room as his friends, at the same time. But they also knew how he performed in bed. Xander had a proud grin on his face. That is until…

“Xander!!! What happened to my pooping moose?!? ” She was staring in horror at the pieces left on the table.

“Ahn…It was a demon! I swear!”

~~~
The six friends would never forget their Christmas vacation together. A demonic pooping moose, ghastly sweaters, and snow cone bras didn't dampen their spirits. They were together and safe. Faith hugged her girlfriend and held a green bushel above their heads.

"Faith...what's that?" Buffy smiled at Faith. Under that bad-ass exterior, an old romantic could be found.

“Hey look B, mistletoe.” The brunette waggled her eye brows.

“Goof.” And they kissed. A kiss that wasn’t just hot and steamy, but passionate and loving.

END

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