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Chapter Four
Buffy turned a delicate shade of green. "Oh, God no, Xander," she protested. "Not Giles. Oh, that is just too weird, though I'm almost wishing it was Giles, 'cause at least he's someone I'd trust you with. I mean, he's all old, and old people shouldn't have sex, 'cause that's just gross, but Willow always said that there was something going on with him and Ethan, but still!"
Xander grinned as he listened to Buffy's babble. "Someone's been spending too much time with Willow," he teased. Buffy rolled her eyes, and reached over to poke him in the side. Xander frowned, then, and went on thoughtfully. "Okay, so not Giles. So you think I was in the graveyard, doing something horrific, yet sexual with someone not Anya, Dawn, Willow, Riley or Giles. Or Tara, but that goes without saying. Um… Not you, either, 'cause it was something you saw. So I guess that only leaves…" Xander's eyes went wide as he realised who the only other candidate was. In a sudden move, he raced to the kitchen, and Buffy heard the sounds of her best male friend retching into (hopefully) the sink.