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Adult +
Chapters:
8
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Meet the Family 4
Xander met the Scoobies, outside the mansion, Joyce Summers was with them. That was a surprise he didn't think Buffy would tell her about the invitation to dinner.
"Xander, I can't wait to meet your family." Buffy's mother said then glared at her older daughter, " Dawn gave me the invitation."
Xander smiled, " Glad you could made it. I know my Aunt And Uncle will be happy to meet you."
Joyce frown, " Oh, I thought, I was going to finely going to get to meet your parents.
Xander shrugged and opened the door, a sword came flying towards him and embedded itself into the wall next to Xander's head.
"Darn, I missed!" Said Gomez, who was holding the matching sword in his hand.
Xander pointed behind his Uncle, " Demon!" he shouted. Gomez turned to look behind him.
"Really? Where?"
As Xander pulled the sword from the wall he said, " Excuse me this will take just a moment."
Gomez turn back to Xander there's no demon, Xander swing his sword at his Uncle who barely had time to block it.
"Dirty pool, old son. You've been practicing, I see."
*****
Buffy turned to Giles, " Come on lets leave." She begged.
"Elizabeth Ann Summers, we will not be leaving." Said Joyce.
"Mom! You don't understand," Buffy whined. Then her eyes widen when she saw a lady in a tight old styled black dress, so pale she had to be a vampire. Buffy pulled a stake and throw it at her, but her mouth dropped open when the woman turned and caught the stake in between the palms of her hands an inch or so from her heart.
"Buffy!" Joyce said shocked then walked over to the woman before Buffy could stop her.
"I'm so sorry, for my daughter's actions, she's a bit high-strung I'm Joyce Summers."
"Mom!" Buffy said embarrassed.
"Morticia Addams, it is an honor to meet you. Alexander has told us so much about you, I feel as if we're family already. Besides I was afraid I had got rusty at my stake catching skills. It's nice to see that isn't so." Morticia told her as she led Joyce of to a sofa.
****
Xander crashed into the wall, ' Really, I keep this up and the walls of SunnyDale will think I'm a easy.' He shook his head, " Spike! Tag, you it!" He called then flew his sword to the vampire who caught it reflexively, then moved out of the way. Spike stared at the sword in growing horror, looking up to see Gomez Addams bearing down on his with a grin.
"Oh, bugger!
****
"Dawn!" Shouted Pubert. She looked up and saw him at the top of the stair.
"Hi!" she called back then watched in amusement as he slid down the stair rail like a surfer would ride a wave. Then do a forward flip over the decoration at the end of it, he landed on his feet, arms out and said "Ta da!"
"Show off!" Dawn said.
"I can teach you how do it!"
"Ok," Dawn said then followed him up stairs.
***
Spike was losing, he was losing to someone most demons would think of as human. Spike knew better. They had to be some more than human if the legends were anything to go by. Spike saw the Watcher...well watching the swordplay with a look he could only call envy. He got an idea...well it worked for the Whelp.
"Oi, Ripper! Tag, your it..." then threw the sword to the Watcher, who caught it easily.
"Gomez Addams," Gomez said to his new opponent.
"Rupert Giles."
"Nice to meet, Alexander says your quite the swordsman."
"I did some fencing in school."
"Really? What kind of profit did you make?"
Giles blinked then smiled when he realized what he meant, " Kept me in booze and smoke the whole time I was there."
***
"Willow, Tara, hello!" said Pugsley, they returned his greeting.
"I found some of Grandmama's spell books, would you like to see them?" he asked shyly. Willow smiled at him; she had always been a sucker for a shy personality, nodded then looked at her girlfriend.
"O..ok." Tara said softly.
***
Spike sighed, as he turned the corner, glad that had worked. He could see he had found the kitchen. Xander he saw was sitting at the kitchen table.
"What are you doing?" he asked Xander.
"Waiting for the deliver service. I ordered out."
"Pizza?"
Xander shook his head, " Willy's Friday Night Special."
Spike just blinked at that.
***
Buffy watched at her mother and what looked like an older version of Drusilla talk about the best ways to raise children.
" We can sneak out the back, if you want, Buffy." Riley muttered softly.
She glared at him, " If I leave I won't sneak off like I'm scared of them." She froze then looked behind her, Wednesday stood there staring at her again.
"What?!" Buffy exclaimed.
Wednesday cocked her head to the side, " Would you like to see some weapons?"
Buffy frowned, " What kind of weapons?"
"Sharp ones."
Buffy shrugged, it might be a good idea to see where they kept them, " Sure."
She started to follow Wednesday then stopped when she saw Riley was not following her.
"Riley!" she snapped, he jumped and blinked.
Wednesday leaned closer to her, " What a bad pet, have you considered a leash?"
***
When everyone was rounded up for dinner the different conversations were interesting to say the least. But there was one incident, when dinner was served the Scoobies thought someone had gotten a hold of Buffy's cooking. Willow had screamed, Tara when pale, Giles asked for another drink, Joyce just grimaced, and Riley turned green. Spike and Dawn smiled and dug into the food. Pubert had looked at the food even he refused to eat it, but declared Dawn his knew hero for actually being brave enough to eat it. The older Addams thought the food was wonderful; Wednesday enjoyed playing with it when it jumped off the table and tried to run away. Buffy was just insulted that her friends thought her cooking was that bad(even if it was true). Xander sighed in relief, because all in all dinner was a success.
Xander met the Scoobies, outside the mansion, Joyce Summers was with them. That was a surprise he didn't think Buffy would tell her about the invitation to dinner.
"Xander, I can't wait to meet your family." Buffy's mother said then glared at her older daughter, " Dawn gave me the invitation."
Xander smiled, " Glad you could made it. I know my Aunt And Uncle will be happy to meet you."
Joyce frown, " Oh, I thought, I was going to finely going to get to meet your parents.
Xander shrugged and opened the door, a sword came flying towards him and embedded itself into the wall next to Xander's head.
"Darn, I missed!" Said Gomez, who was holding the matching sword in his hand.
Xander pointed behind his Uncle, " Demon!" he shouted. Gomez turned to look behind him.
"Really? Where?"
As Xander pulled the sword from the wall he said, " Excuse me this will take just a moment."
Gomez turn back to Xander there's no demon, Xander swing his sword at his Uncle who barely had time to block it.
"Dirty pool, old son. You've been practicing, I see."
*****
Buffy turned to Giles, " Come on lets leave." She begged.
"Elizabeth Ann Summers, we will not be leaving." Said Joyce.
"Mom! You don't understand," Buffy whined. Then her eyes widen when she saw a lady in a tight old styled black dress, so pale she had to be a vampire. Buffy pulled a stake and throw it at her, but her mouth dropped open when the woman turned and caught the stake in between the palms of her hands an inch or so from her heart.
"Buffy!" Joyce said shocked then walked over to the woman before Buffy could stop her.
"I'm so sorry, for my daughter's actions, she's a bit high-strung I'm Joyce Summers."
"Mom!" Buffy said embarrassed.
"Morticia Addams, it is an honor to meet you. Alexander has told us so much about you, I feel as if we're family already. Besides I was afraid I had got rusty at my stake catching skills. It's nice to see that isn't so." Morticia told her as she led Joyce of to a sofa.
****
Xander crashed into the wall, ' Really, I keep this up and the walls of SunnyDale will think I'm a easy.' He shook his head, " Spike! Tag, you it!" He called then flew his sword to the vampire who caught it reflexively, then moved out of the way. Spike stared at the sword in growing horror, looking up to see Gomez Addams bearing down on his with a grin.
"Oh, bugger!
****
"Dawn!" Shouted Pubert. She looked up and saw him at the top of the stair.
"Hi!" she called back then watched in amusement as he slid down the stair rail like a surfer would ride a wave. Then do a forward flip over the decoration at the end of it, he landed on his feet, arms out and said "Ta da!"
"Show off!" Dawn said.
"I can teach you how do it!"
"Ok," Dawn said then followed him up stairs.
***
Spike was losing, he was losing to someone most demons would think of as human. Spike knew better. They had to be some more than human if the legends were anything to go by. Spike saw the Watcher...well watching the swordplay with a look he could only call envy. He got an idea...well it worked for the Whelp.
"Oi, Ripper! Tag, your it..." then threw the sword to the Watcher, who caught it easily.
"Gomez Addams," Gomez said to his new opponent.
"Rupert Giles."
"Nice to meet, Alexander says your quite the swordsman."
"I did some fencing in school."
"Really? What kind of profit did you make?"
Giles blinked then smiled when he realized what he meant, " Kept me in booze and smoke the whole time I was there."
***
"Willow, Tara, hello!" said Pugsley, they returned his greeting.
"I found some of Grandmama's spell books, would you like to see them?" he asked shyly. Willow smiled at him; she had always been a sucker for a shy personality, nodded then looked at her girlfriend.
"O..ok." Tara said softly.
***
Spike sighed, as he turned the corner, glad that had worked. He could see he had found the kitchen. Xander he saw was sitting at the kitchen table.
"What are you doing?" he asked Xander.
"Waiting for the deliver service. I ordered out."
"Pizza?"
Xander shook his head, " Willy's Friday Night Special."
Spike just blinked at that.
***
Buffy watched at her mother and what looked like an older version of Drusilla talk about the best ways to raise children.
" We can sneak out the back, if you want, Buffy." Riley muttered softly.
She glared at him, " If I leave I won't sneak off like I'm scared of them." She froze then looked behind her, Wednesday stood there staring at her again.
"What?!" Buffy exclaimed.
Wednesday cocked her head to the side, " Would you like to see some weapons?"
Buffy frowned, " What kind of weapons?"
"Sharp ones."
Buffy shrugged, it might be a good idea to see where they kept them, " Sure."
She started to follow Wednesday then stopped when she saw Riley was not following her.
"Riley!" she snapped, he jumped and blinked.
Wednesday leaned closer to her, " What a bad pet, have you considered a leash?"
***
When everyone was rounded up for dinner the different conversations were interesting to say the least. But there was one incident, when dinner was served the Scoobies thought someone had gotten a hold of Buffy's cooking. Willow had screamed, Tara when pale, Giles asked for another drink, Joyce just grimaced, and Riley turned green. Spike and Dawn smiled and dug into the food. Pubert had looked at the food even he refused to eat it, but declared Dawn his knew hero for actually being brave enough to eat it. The older Addams thought the food was wonderful; Wednesday enjoyed playing with it when it jumped off the table and tried to run away. Buffy was just insulted that her friends thought her cooking was that bad(even if it was true). Xander sighed in relief, because all in all dinner was a success.