Faith Is Scrooge

“Next thing we have to prepare Faith, is the Egg Nog” Buffy began with her mixing bowl.
“What the fuck is Egg Nog?” Faith replied in disgust but spied the Golden Rum on the kitchen worktop.
“Egg Nog is a really festive drink, really warms your inside and makes you feel fuzzy” Buffy grinned as she began to break the eggs into the bowl; Faith started stroking the bottle of Rum desperate to get the hell of the kitchen.
“Pass the sugar Faithy” Buffy pointed at the bag of castor sugar and started beating the eggs with a whisk. Faith growled under her breath and almost threw the bag at Buffy.
“Now I add a cup of Sugar and you can shake in a little salt” Buffy pulled Faith closer to her causing Faith to raise her eyebrow with certain activities in mind. Buffy caught sight of her motions and tapped her nose playfully.
“Later you” she said flirting and poking her tongue out. “Add one shake of the salt then” Buffy wrapped her hand around Faith’s and helped her shake the salt.
“This is when being a slayer comes in handy” Buffy grinned and started violently whisking the mixture until it was all lemon coloured and smooth.
“Rum??” Faith got excited.
“Almost, first I add some milk and cream and stir it” Buffy’s tongue crept out as she poured the cream in with the look of concentration on her face. “Right pour a cap full of Rum in and then stir in whilst I go to the toilet…just a cap full Faith!” Buffy commanded with a smile and scurried out into the hall way.
“Cap full my arse” Faith whispered to herself and proceeded to pour half the bottle in and stirred it around. “Oops bit watery now though…erm…more sugar” she decided and poured some sugar in and stirred until it looked just as Buffy had left it. “Fantastic” she tasted some on the end of the spatula.
“Is it done?” Buffy asked as she came waltzing back into the kitchen.
“Yeah and it tastes so good!” Faith pulled Buffy close to her and hit her nose with the spatula. “Well now I’m going to have to lick that off aren’t I” Faith purred and licked the Egg Nog off Buffy’s nose.
“You’re very naughty” Buffy sighed and pulled Faith in for a long kiss, their lips melting into one. Buffy pulled back slightly.
“Have you been drinking the Rum?” she accused. Faith licked her lips and smiled cheekily.
“No…just the egg nog” Faith replied before wrapping her hands around Buffy’s body and continued where their kiss left off.
Buffy struggled out of the hug and sulked.
“We ought to get ready baby” she nodded and carried the bowl out to the decorated table full of triangle cut sandwiches and mince pies. Faith grabbed the disposable cups and placed them next to the bowl and secretly hoped the recipe wasn’t another 20 year old one as she had just brought it into the 21st Century.

“Faith can you get the door I just need to do my hair” Buffy shouted down, Faith sighed, Buffy had been getting ready for the past hour whereas Faith took 5 minutes to dress and brush her hair. Faith walked over to the door and was disdainfully greeted by the Scooby’s; she pained a smile and opened the door wide for them to come in.
“Buffy’s just doing her hair” she mocked and pointed to the living room where their Silver and Purple tree stood proudly with Faith’s silver breasts wafting in the cool breeze of the open door.
Buffy bounced down the stairs and hugged Willow, Tara, Anya and Xander in turn and glided close to Faith slipping her hand in hers.
“I love the tree Buffy” Willow began, smiling wholeheartedly before noticing the breasts at the top, her mouth falling open in shock.
“Yeah Buff it’s really…oh my god” Xander piped up.
“Buffy do you realise you have breasts on your tree” Anya said it how it was. Buffy shifted uneasily.
“They’re Faith’s” She replied.
“What?!” Willow and Xander cried in unison.
“Mine are bigger” Anya noted.
“No!” Buffy started “I mean Faith bought them” she took a deep breath and hoped the ground would swallow her whole. Faith ducked away hyperventilating through laughter.
“I think they’re…lovely” Tara added democratically and walked over to the buffet table and helped herself to a glass of Egg Nog. Willow followed her lead and they sipped together.
“Buffy this Egg Nog is great!” Willow grinned.
“Faith helped me” Buffy smiled and walked over to pour herself a glass. The others joined and they drank the heavily alcoholic drink unbeknownst to the naive.
Willow who was a light weight started nodding her head in time to the music and noticed the gingerbread women.
“Oh! Wow Buffy you made gingerbread WOMEN!” She excitedly plucked one from the pile and showed Tara. “They have boobs!” she added and bit the head off. Tara blushed and looked away embarrassed by the thought of gingerbread folk with breasts.
Faith escaped to the kitchen and found the half bottle of Golden Rum she had stashed earlier and began guzzling from it. The only way to survive a Scooby party was to get absolutely plastered.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Buffy crept into the darkened kitchen.
“Nothing…” Faith giggled and handed Buffy the Rum. Buffy smiled and took a swig for herself.
“Do you like Christmas yet?” Buffy cooed and handed the Rum back.
“It has its good points” Faith agreed and drank some more Rum. “I’m just happy I get to spend it with you.” Faith dropped her eyes and grinned shyly. Buffy put her arms around Faith’s waist and thrust herself against Faith.
“Points like that” Buffy purred rubbed her hips up against Faith, pushing her into the kitchen counter, Faith smirked and nodded slowly.
“Mm something like that” Faith licked her lips seductively. Their foreplay was interrupted by an inebriated Willow.
“Are you guys coming to watch A Nightmare Before Christmas?” she slurred.
“Yeah we’ll be right out.” Buffy answered and looked back to Faith apologetically. Faith nodded and took a last gulp of Rum.