Holiday Cheer

Cider

Disclaimer: ::cries:: They got away! Dang it! ::sniffle:: Well, I'll just have to try again next year. You wait and see. They'll be mine someday...

Note: Part of the Slash Advent Calendar Challenge (http://www.kardasi.com/Advent) - Dec. 25th




"Stupid vampire."

"What was that, pet?"

"Nothing! ...evil, stupid vampire..."

"What are you mumbling about over there?"

"Do you mind! I happen to be having a private conversation with myself, and you're interrupting!"

"...ooooo-kaaay...I'm just gonna...go back over there..."

"...stupid vampire. Oh sure, just sprawl there looking all...fuckable! With the hands...and the ass...and...oh! Tummy showing! Argh! Stupid vampire!"

"...you done yet?"

"Shut up!"


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"..."

"Oh sure, just jump me repeatedly and make me...gay, like it's all in a day's work. Stupid vampire! I'll show you! No one messes with the Xan-man! I'll teach you to work your gay vampire wiles on me!"

"Um, Xan?"

"What?!"

"When you get done talking to yourself, think you could bring me a mug of that cider?"

"...oh, he wants cider does he? Cider to use to his evil advantage and overpower me again so he can have his wicked way with me! Well, we'll just see about that!"

"Thanks, mate...um, what are you doing? Hey! That was my favorite shirt!"

"Hold still, would you?"

"What the--? Ahh! Ooohhhh..."

"Ooops. Gee, I seem to have spilled this delicious hot cider. Whatever should I do about that? Guess I ought to clean it up."

"Ah! Xaaannn...licking...oooohhhh..."

"Oh no. I've spilled it again. Oh well, let me get that."

"Aaaahhh...Ah!"

"Now how did it get way down there? Let me just get these pesky jeans out of the way and I'll clean that right up."

"Unnnnhhhhh..."

"Mmmmmmm..."

"Oh!"

"Goodness, this stuff just got everywhere, didn't it? Well, shouldn't let it go to waste."

"Ah! Xaaaan...yeah, another one, luv. Gimme another finger..."

"Like this? Hmm, now what would happen if I moved them like...this?"

"Aaaahhhh! Xan!"

"Heh. Your dick jumps when I do that, Spike."

"Ah! Unhhh!"

"Heh heh."

"Bloody hell! Get on with it already!"

"What...you mean this?"

"Unnnghhhhhh..."

"Ooooohhhhh..."

"...what are you waiting for? Move already!"

"Bossy, bossy! Unh!"

"Oh yeah...just like that...there! Again!"

"Yeah?"

"Ah! Come on, harder! I'm not some dainty little chit! Fuck me harder already!"

"Geez you're...uhh!...pushy...ooohhh!"

"Shut up, would you?"

"Mmmphh?"

"Mmmmmm..."

< "M "Mmrrmph! Mmmph! Hhhnnn!"

"Mmmrrrrmmmm..."

"...oh...my...god. Spike!"

"Xan! Ahhhh!"

"Spiiiike! Ooooh...love you...ahhhh!"

"Uuuuuuhhhhhhh. Oooohhhhh."

"..."

"..."

"Um...I..."

"You...you said..."

"Yeah....um...shut up, Spike."

"..."

"..."

"Hey Xan?"

"...yeah?"

"...I...Merry Christmas."

"...oh. M-merry Christmas, Spike."

"Hmmph. Be a good vampire warmer and cuddle up here why doncha?"

"Heh. Sure, Spike."

"Mmmmm. Hey, is there any of that cider left? I'm still thirsty."




Finit