Father of the Brat
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BtVS AU/AR › Het - Male/Female › Buffy/Spike(William)
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BtVS AU/AR › Het - Male/Female › Buffy/Spike(William)
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
18
Views:
8,837
Reviews:
44
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Head Banging
Disclaimer: I don't own anything affiliated with Buffy. It all belongs to Joss Whedon. I just borrow it. I'm not making any money from this, it's purely for fun.
Thud.
Willow Rosenberg winced as Buffy's head hit the table. She glanced at her fiancé, Daniel 'Oz' Osbourne. He merely shrugged at the petite redhead.
"Buffy.hitting your head like that can't be good for you." Willow said. Buffy lifted her head and stared at Willow for a couple of seconds before letting her head fall back on the table.
"Why did it have to be Spike? Spike! The guy whose idea of fun was pulling my hair and.and.he didn't even recognize me!" Once more, Willow glanced over at Oz.
"And.that's a bad thing?" she asked, a hint of confusion in her voice.
"Could be." Oz observed calmly. At that, she smiled. Oz had once been described as being able to "express himself in short, non-committal sentences" and she had to agree.
"Yes! I mean, no! It's a good thing. Very good." Buffy exclaimed, lifting her head. Willow nodded slowly. She and Buffy had been best friends since elementary school and yet, sometimes she found herself confused by Buffy's logic.
"Right. Okay."
"No, really. I'm glad he didn't recognize me. Such a stupid, annoying, sexy, charming.annoying idiot British man!" Buffy protested.
"You said annoying twice." Oz told her helpfully.
"Well.well, he is." Willow grinned.
"Hmm.methinks the lady doth protest too much." It all made sense now. "You want to jump his bones."
"Willow!"
"What? It's not like anyone would disagree with you. He was always gorgeous and, as you've already pointed out, sexy. Right, Oz?"
"I may be secure in my manhood, but I am still going to refuse to answer that question."
Willow's eyes widened slightly. "Oh! Right, okay, I can understand that."
"Can we please change the subject?" Buffy asked.
"Sure... so does he still have the leather duster?"
"Willow!"
"Oh, fine. I'm going to be teaching the students a new kind of software. There, subject changed." Willow was the technology teacher at UC Sunnydale; it was something that she had discovered she wanted to do in high school, when she had become the temporary computer teacher before Jenny Calendar was hired. As Willow started to talk about the new software, Buffy couldn't help but let her mind wander to the next day when she would be meeting Spike at the airport and wonder what might happen.
Thud.
Willow Rosenberg winced as Buffy's head hit the table. She glanced at her fiancé, Daniel 'Oz' Osbourne. He merely shrugged at the petite redhead.
"Buffy.hitting your head like that can't be good for you." Willow said. Buffy lifted her head and stared at Willow for a couple of seconds before letting her head fall back on the table.
"Why did it have to be Spike? Spike! The guy whose idea of fun was pulling my hair and.and.he didn't even recognize me!" Once more, Willow glanced over at Oz.
"And.that's a bad thing?" she asked, a hint of confusion in her voice.
"Could be." Oz observed calmly. At that, she smiled. Oz had once been described as being able to "express himself in short, non-committal sentences" and she had to agree.
"Yes! I mean, no! It's a good thing. Very good." Buffy exclaimed, lifting her head. Willow nodded slowly. She and Buffy had been best friends since elementary school and yet, sometimes she found herself confused by Buffy's logic.
"Right. Okay."
"No, really. I'm glad he didn't recognize me. Such a stupid, annoying, sexy, charming.annoying idiot British man!" Buffy protested.
"You said annoying twice." Oz told her helpfully.
"Well.well, he is." Willow grinned.
"Hmm.methinks the lady doth protest too much." It all made sense now. "You want to jump his bones."
"Willow!"
"What? It's not like anyone would disagree with you. He was always gorgeous and, as you've already pointed out, sexy. Right, Oz?"
"I may be secure in my manhood, but I am still going to refuse to answer that question."
Willow's eyes widened slightly. "Oh! Right, okay, I can understand that."
"Can we please change the subject?" Buffy asked.
"Sure... so does he still have the leather duster?"
"Willow!"
"Oh, fine. I'm going to be teaching the students a new kind of software. There, subject changed." Willow was the technology teacher at UC Sunnydale; it was something that she had discovered she wanted to do in high school, when she had become the temporary computer teacher before Jenny Calendar was hired. As Willow started to talk about the new software, Buffy couldn't help but let her mind wander to the next day when she would be meeting Spike at the airport and wonder what might happen.