Coo Coo Ca-Choo

Monday Morning- Los Angeles

Buffy’s alarm clock rang early Monday morning. Ugh, she thought as she reached over to hit the snooze button. Willow and Tara had stayed later than they all had originally intended but the beers were flowing as Buffy and Willow reminisced about college and told Tara silly stories about each other. Buffy had liked Tara immediately. Admittedly when Willow had first called her 3 years ago and told her she was a lesbian and had met a wonderful woman, Buffy was a little squicked out but after her initial shock, she completely accepted it and now that she had met Tara and seen the love each other shared, she was in awe.

After hitting snooze two more times, Buffy figured she probably should get out of bed. It was her first day on the new job after all. She got up, started a pot of coffee and went to shower while it brewed.

Today was the beginning of her new life.

The Following Weekend, Saturday Morning- Sunnydale

William snuck a back pack filled with a change of clothes and toiletries out to his Desoto. During breakfast with his mum, he told her he would be staying with Xander that night and be home Sunday sometime. She protested of course but William whined to her that he was 18 now and it was summer and he promised there would be no girls. She finally relented.

Anne Giles was not all there mentally and William knew this about his mum. He loved her all the same but throughout the last few years as a teenager he had come to realize her mental illness and take what she said for what it was worth when she started her religious ranting and raving. He kissed her on the cheek and was out the door.

Xander threw his bag in the trunk and hopped into the passenger seat of William’s Desoto.
“Ready for Road trippin’?” Xander asked William with a grin.
“Ready. Let’s go. Put your seat belt on.” William told Xander.
“Jesus, Will…gonna make sure I brushed my teeth and ate all my vegetables too?” Xander teased him.
“Sod off” William snarked.
“Wow, guy loses his virginity and you been swearing like a sailor ever since” Xander retorted.
William rolled his eyes and put the car in drive.

Today was the beginning of his new life.

Saturday Morning- Los Angeles

Buffy read the morning paper while eating a bagel. Her first week of work had gone very well. Her new boss seemed great so far and she was adjusting well. Her telephone was working now. She had her apartment pretty much organized save for a few boxes here and there. Life was great, she sighed. Oh who was she kidding, all she could think about was William. Every night she went to bed and every morning she woke up he was the last and first thing on her mind. She’d never used her vibrator so much as she had this week in her life. Dammit, what have you done to me, she thought

Saturday Noon- Los Angeles

William’s black Desoto cruised into the parking lot of UCLA. They had called earlier in the week to make sure there was a tour group and admissions staff going to be there on Saturday. The two boys got out and went to find the office for student affairs.
“Ever wonder why they call it student affairs? I mean it sounds so adulterous.” Xander pondered.
“Do you talk just to hear your own voice?” William teased him.
“I’m serious…really” replied Xander.
“Here it is” William said as he motioned to a building in front of them.
They went inside to find their future.

A couple hours later after all the necessary forms had been filled out, financial aid papers submitted, and tour taken, the boys were back on the road to find a motel and someplace to eat.
“What do you feel like, Xan?” William asked him as they left the motel room they had gotten for the night after checking in and putting their bags in the room.
“Food and lots of it” Xander replied.
“Yeah, I got that. Hey, there was a pizza place we passed on the way, a few blocks down. How’s that sound” William asked him.
“Lead the way”. They decided to walk to the pizza parlor, it being only a few blocks away. Several minutes later they rounded a corner and there was a sign blazing “WICKS PIZZA PARLOR” a few buildings down.
“There it is” Xander said.
They walked in and the hostess at the front door seated them with menus.
“I love pizza so much” Xander exclaimed as he looked over the menu.
“You love anything edible” William said.
The server came over and took their order. They ordered Cokes and a large pizza with the works and extra cheese. As they waited for their dinner, they talked excitedly about their soon to be new school and William finding Buffy. He was a man on a mission now. Little did he know then how soon his mission would be accomplished.

Several of Buffy’s new co-workers asked her to go out as a group on Saturday for some dinner and drinks. Anya Jenkins another assistant editor in chief, Riley Finn, a copy editor, Wesley Wyndham Pryce, public relations man, Fred Burkle, Buffy’s new personal assistant and Charles Gunn, legal counsel.
They all met at Buffy’s place, hers being about midway between everyone else. Then they all piled into Riley’s SUV together.
“So, what does everyone feel like?” Riley asked as he put the vehicle in gear.
“My friend Willow brought the most phenomenal pizza over last weekend from some place called Wick’s. It’s apparently around this neighborhood” Buffy spoke up.
“Yeah, we all know exactly where you’re talking about. Best pizza in town just about. They are a full service restaurant/bar too.” Wes told Buffy.
“Well, I guess it’s settled then. That is, if you don’t mind having pizza again so soon, Buffy?” Riley asked her.
“Are you kidding me? I can barely boil water. I live on take out Chinese and pizza.” She answered and everyone laughed.
“Alright, Wicks it is. Off we go.” Riley backed out of the parking space.

Xander and William were happily shoving pizza in their mouths when Buffy and her group of new 20 to 30 something friends walked in to the pizza parlor.
The place was getting pretty busy now and there were only a couple tables left. One happened to be diagonal from William and Xander’s booth.
The hostess showed the group to the table and handed out menus telling them their server would be right with them.
“You guys just wanna get a few pitchers of beer and we can all split them. Cheaper that way than to buy individual glasses.” Gunn said.
“Pitchers, glasses, bottles, I’m in either way” Buffy joked.
“Me too. Beer is almost as good as orgasms” Anya blurted out.
Fred blushed and shook her head, “Don’t worry, Buffy…you’ll get you’ll get used to it after awhile. That’s just Anya.” She said with a smile.
“No problem. I’m a fan of orgasms myself” Buffy grinned saucily.
Riley started coughing and Wes reached out and slapped him on the back.
“Down boy.” Wes said wryly.
Everyone knew that Riley was developing a crush on Buffy since he first met her at the beginning of the week.


William was just taking a bite of a piece of pizza smothered in gooey cheese when he heard the voice of his goddess, “I’m a fan of orgasms myself”. His eyes swung around.
“Hey man...holy shit…isn’t that your Buffy?” Xander pointed at her.
William started to sweat and tried to chew the bite in his mouth and swallow it without choking on it.
There she was, just a few feet away. Williams’s eyes drank her in hungrily. Buffy felt eyes on her and turned her head to see who was gawking. Hazel eyes met cerulean blue ones. Eyes she would never forget.
“Buffy?” William said softly but loud enough for the tables other occupants to hear.
“William!” Buffy stood up as he moved to get out from behind the booth himself.
“What…uhh...are you doing here? In L.A. I mean. Not the pizza place…well that too...but...you know…” Buffy was babbling as he new friends looked on curiously at the two young boys at the booth beside them.
“We were at UCLA today…touring and filling out applications.” William answered, wanting nothing but to take her into his arms and kiss her.
“You’re going to UCLA?” Buffy almost screeched.
“Yeah, Xan and I. You remember him, right?” William answered.
“Hey Buffster. Nice to see you again” Xander looked her up and down.
“Yes, Buffy. It’s nice to see you again. Seeing as how you had to leave so suddenly the last time I saw you” William said, some underlying hurt shining in his eyes.
Buffy frowned at William slightly.
“Yeah…uhh...sorry about…that…I…had to leave” she felt like she was in slow motion.

“Hey Buffy. Are you going to stop being rude and introduce us to your little friends?” Anya finally spoke up from her group of friends.
“Umm…William, Xander...meet Riley, Gunn, Wes, Fred and of course Anya” Buffy made the introductions feeling very uncomfortable.
“So, how do you guys know Buffy? You’re very young.” Anya bluntly asked.
Before William could answer, Buffy stepped in.
“He’s my cousin!” Buffy almost shouted referring to William. “And Xander’s his friend. They have to be going now though, don’t you?” Buffy turned to look at William.
Hurt and anger flashed in his eyes. It was obvious she was trying to hide their real relationship and how they knew each other.
Without a word, William turned and walked off, making his way to the bathrooms.
“Lots of cokes! Went right through him. He has this thing where when he has to go...well he has to go...no time to talk...just has to get to the john…” Xander fumbled for an explanation.
“Your cousin is very hot. I bet he has a great body and a huge penis” Anya smiled.
“You’re pretty cute too” she winked at Xander “too bad you’re so young” she finished.
“Christ, Anya. Don’t scare the kid. Sorry man.” Gunn looked at Xander and apologized for her.
Buffy was rooted to spo spot staring at Xander with a combination of a silent thank you for helping with her lie and guilt for hurting his friend.
“Buffy? Buffy? Hello? Still with us?” Riley stood up waving his hand in front of her face.
“Yes…Yes…sorry. Umm...I’m going to go check on Will…my cousin and see if he is alright.”

William stood in the men’s room leaning his head against the wall trying to not let the tears come that he knew were just under the surface.
“William…are you alone in there?” came Buffy’s voice from where she had cracked the door open a few inches.
“Yeah. What do you want?” he said harshly.
Buffy came inside and realized it was just a regular one toilet bathroom, not a multi-stalled one. She turned around and locked the door.
“What are you doing?” William asked her.
“This” Buffy launched herself into his arms and began kissing him furiously.
William was upset but he was also a hormonal teenage boy who had the woman of his dreams climbing all over him. He began to kiss her back...
“I’m sorry, baby” she said between breaths.
“Are you ashamed of me?” William asked.
“No…it’s just...it’s complicated William. God, I never thought I would see you again” she answered.
“Buffy, I…” William began but she cut him off with a finger to his lips.
“Sshhh. Don’t talk. Just feel.” Buffy slid down to her knees and began unzipping his jeans. She pulled them and his boxers down to his knees.
“Oh god, what are you doing? Buffy, we’re in a men’s room. In a restaurant!” William protested.
“No talky, remember” Buffy grabbed his growing erection and took it in her mouth. William leaned back against the wall more and closed his eyes as she sucked and licked him to full hardness.
“God, you taste so good. I missed this beautiful cock.” Buffy said between sucks.
“Oh god, Buffy. I missed you too. Feels so good. Uuunghh” he groaned.
Buffy worked him up into a frenzy then abruptly stood up, reached under her skirt and slid her panties down her legs and off. She hopped up onto the sink basin pulling William between her legs.
“I need you to fuck me, RIGHT NOW” she ordered him.
Without further warning, she positioned his rock hard cock at her pussy and thrust him inside.
“Oh yes!” she moaned as he filled her to bursting.
“Oh Buffy…Christ...so tight…so wet for me…” William rammed in and out hard and fast.
KNOCK KNOCK.
William’s eyes opened wide in fear and he tried to pull out of Buffy.
“Nooooo...don’t you dare. Tell them it’s occupied and you’ll be out in a few minutes” she panted.
“Ummm...someone in here…be out in a minute” William called out trying to sound like his voice was normal and not that of a man who had his cock buried deep inside a wet pussyComeCome on, William…fuck me…fuck me hard” Buffy squirmed under him.
He returned to the task at hand and began pumping into Buffy again.
“Touch my clit, William….please honey” Buffy instructed.
William reached down and pinched her clit as he slid in and out of her wet heat. It sent Buffy flying over the edge.
”I’m cumming….oh William...feel me cum.” She moaned.
“Uungh. Uungh...ahhhh Buffy…here I cum…here I cum” he warned her just before exploding and flooding her with a sea of hot semen.
They rested against each other a few moments.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“Almost done in there, Mister?” came a man’s voice from outside the door.
William pulled away from Buffy and zipped himself up. Buffy smoothed her skirt down and then handed William her panties.
“Souvenir?” she asked.
He swallowed yet took them from her and stuffed them into his pocket.
“How are we going to get out of here without that guy on the other side seeing you?” William asked.
“Neither of us knows him nor will probably ever see him again. Guess we’ll just have to make a run for it.” Buffy smiled.
Buffy walked to the door and unlocked it, opened it and walked out past a middle aged man standing waiting to use the facilities. “All yours” she said.
“Huh?” was his only reply then he saw William walk out of the same bathroom and practically run by him.
He shook his heads, “Damn kids these days. No sense of decency.”

Buffy and William returned to their tables.
“You were gone a long time” Riley said. “I took the liberty of ordering for you”
William looked at Riley. He didn’t like the way he looked at his Buffy.
“Sorry…just got to talking about family...and childhood memories….you know how it goes” Buffy lied.

“You ready to go, Will?” Xander asked him. “I already paid our bill”
“Uhh, yeah” he said turning to Buffy and giving her the eye.
“Oh…Uhh...here…let me give you my new address and number…so when you guys are in town next…we can get together…talk about our moms..and crazy old Uncle Joe” Buffy made up.
“Yeah…crazy old Uncle Joe” William repeated taking the napkin she had written her information on.
“Nice meeting you all” William said to the group of friends.
A chorus of “You too’s” followed by everyone.
William gave Buffy one more look and then turned away and left with Xander.

“He seems like such a nice polite boy” Fred commented.
“Yes, well he is British, I gather, from the accent. We are known for our gentlemanly manners” Wes smiled and everyone groaned.
“Beer, Buffy?” Gunn asked her as she turned back around to sit down.
“Please” she answered as he poured some into a glass.
“You look a little flushed, Buffy? Are you feeling O.K.?” Riley asked.
“Oh, yeah. I am feeling real good. Just a little hot” she replied with a satisfied look on her face as she felt William’s cum trickling down her thighs beneath her skirt.
“Cheers” she raised her glass.

Continued in Chapter 5- Fall Semester