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Adult +
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11
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8,754
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31
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Whitelighter headaches
Whitelighter headaches
Author: MoonKat
Summary: Xander is temporally turned into a girl by Willow. Before he turns back into himself he meets Chris Halliwell. The Chris from the future and Xander have sex. Now an very male Xander is pregnant with a child from a man that’s not even born yet. This idea is from a challenge I read but couldn’t find again. Don’t remember who gave the challenge but I thought it was a great idea.
Archive: Slash. Male on Male. Maybe some het too! Mpreg!
Rating: PG-13 . . . NC17 Just to give myself room from much later chapters.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the craziness that spews out of my head. All characters belong to their respective owners. That means I own nothing and have zero money. . .
Author notes & Warnings: M/M fanfic. No Beta. Be afraid. My mood affects my writing.
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Police station Darryl’s computer
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Chris sighed. ‘Nothing! No Alexandra Harris! There’s Alexei P Harris, Alexandra M Harrison, Alexa J Harris, and there’s an Alexandra G Harris but that chick is eighty five years old!’ Chris glared at the computer screen. Typing Alexandra’s features in the computer Chris hit enter and watched as hundreds of Alex Harris’ popped up. “Alexander L Harris is the closest match I got! A guy?!”
With another heart felt weary sighed Chris orbed back to Halliwell manor. Looks like he would need the book, Piper wont be a happy camper about that! “Maybe I can sneak in an look at it when the sisters are at work . . .”
Orbing to the house Chris ran up the stair on a mission: Find Alexandra and make her love him! Pushing the door open with more force then needed Chris skidded into the attic and crash right into Phoebe. Shit!
“Whoa! Chris what’s the rush? A demon about?”
“Um . . .yes?”
“What kind?” Phoebe asked as she tilted her head to the side, Chris looked nervous.
“Um . . . well you see . . . it’s a um . . . what are you doing here?! Aren’t you supposed to be at work?”
Phoebe raised a brow. “Yeah, but came home early so I can get ready for my date with Victor.”
“Oh . . . Victor.” Chris said the name like it was a bad word or something. Victor was another one of the many guys on Phoebe’s rebound list. Chris didn’t like this newest one, a rich asshole with a bit of magic in his family. Chris knew that Phoebe wouldn’t have given this guy the time of day if it wasn’t for the fact that the guy already knew about magic and who she is. Chris didn’t lie the guy he acts to smug about having a Charmed one as his girlfriend. He’s evil, Chris is pretty sure.
Phoebe frowned. “Look I know you don’t like him but sheesh! I don’t rag on your dates!”
Chris sighed. “No but you will someday. A lot. . . . And rag Phoebe? Who are you channeling? Grams? ”
“Fine! Fine! Now about the demon, is it an easy kill? I need to get ready Victor’s taking me to a fancy restaurant and I need to get ready! You know what type of restaurants he likes!”
“Yeah the uptight kind that serves you a thousand dollar sliver of chicken and a carrot. Why even go? Last time you came back starving! You ate my stash of fudge bars.”
Phoebe rolled her eyes. “Yeah, yeah, what about the demons?”
Chris shifted and tried to think of something believable, but all he could really think about was Alexandra, she was in his thoughts at all times. ‘Maybe I should see if I’m under a love spell?’ Chris shifted and bit at his lip trying to think of something common like a poltergeist or a gremlin. “Just some vampires I can take care of them. Easy. No need for you all to change your plans.”
“Vampires? Here? Maybe we should call the others. What type of vamps? Those coven vamps or hell vamps? Could be the Source is planning something Piper can blast-“
“No!”
Phoebe grinned a knowing twinkle in her big eyes. “There’s no vampires are there? What you up to Chris? Making a potion for a girl? Trying to impress someone special? Love potion maybe?” Then Phoebe felt an emotion zing through her, embarrassment, love, determination, and possessiveness. “You’re looking for someone.”
“God can’t you control that?” Said Chris as he stomped over to the book and started flipping through the pages.
“Who is she? Your girlfriend? Why do you need to look for her? Is she in trouble?” Phoebe asked as she pulled a finding crystal and maps out of a drawer.
Finding the spell he needed Chris sat at the table by his aunt. “I hated it when you knew things before I could tell you when I was a kid. Like it less now as an adult. The girl I’m looking for is named Alexandra Harris. No she’s not my girlfriend but I would like to make her that when I find her. I need to find her because of that. We had a one night stand and . . . I want more.”
“Oh how romantic. Our little Chris is in loooovve! Maybe we should take a picture?” Said Paige as she appeared in the room with a shimmer of blue light.
Chris’ eyes widened. “Paige! Don’t you two have someplace . . . anyplace to be?”
Paige grinned and ruffled Chris’ hair. “Nope! I’m going to help MY nephew find the love of his life! It’s what aunties are for! That and saving the world.”
Chris rolled his eyes and looked at the heavens with a ‘Why me look’. “I can do this myself . . .”
Paige grinned. “Sure you can.”
*****
Carnival outside Stockton
*****
Xander groaned as she held her stomach, eating all those chilli dogs then going on the Ring of fire was a bad idea! Putting her head between her knees Xander cursed. “Oh I hate my stomach! Fucking girly stomach! What happen to the Xan-man stomach of steel?”
*Flash*
Xander yelped and jumped off the bench she was sitting on when blue shimmering light appeared in front of her. A young woman with purple streaked blond hair stood before Xander. The girl looked Xander over with intense concentration as if trying to make sense out of what she was seeing. “Xander Harris?”
In his/her head Xander was preparing for any number of attacks, she is a badass’d witch now no more punching bag Xan!“Um yes?”
“I’m Marianne but you can call me Mari! I’m your whitelighter! I’ve been looking all over for you! You’re my first charge!” Then the weird girl squealed and hugged Xander tight. Xander wondered if she should still throw the girl across the grounds after all anything magical looking for her um . . . HIM was of the bad.
Xander could feel a headache coming on.
****
Chris thumped his head on the table and groaned. “I told Phoebe that Victor was evil. Do any of you listen to your whitelighter? No!”
Paige patted Chris on the shoulder. “It’s kinda hard to listen to your whitelighter when he’s your nephew and not even existing yet, kiddo.”
Chris glared a Paige as he started leafing through the book. “You all didn’t listen before that either! Just go get Piper and tell her Phoebe was kidnaped! At this rate I’ll never find Lexxy.” Chris mumbled at the end.
Paige grinned and ruffled Chris’ shaggy hair. “Sure we will! She’s close! And you can orb! You can stalk her to China if you like! You can go romance her after we save Phoebe from her warlock boyfriend.”
*Flash*
“Yeah whatever and I’m NOT stalking! . . . Why does being the Charmed Ones whitelighter give me such a headache?” Chris looked at the Book of Shadows as if it could answer his question.
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Review.
Moonkat: I’m not dead and neither are my stories! Happy? Sorry about the non-updating! Life, school, and writer’s block . . . Ya know.
Author: MoonKat
Summary: Xander is temporally turned into a girl by Willow. Before he turns back into himself he meets Chris Halliwell. The Chris from the future and Xander have sex. Now an very male Xander is pregnant with a child from a man that’s not even born yet. This idea is from a challenge I read but couldn’t find again. Don’t remember who gave the challenge but I thought it was a great idea.
Archive: Slash. Male on Male. Maybe some het too! Mpreg!
Rating: PG-13 . . . NC17 Just to give myself room from much later chapters.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the craziness that spews out of my head. All characters belong to their respective owners. That means I own nothing and have zero money. . .
Author notes & Warnings: M/M fanfic. No Beta. Be afraid. My mood affects my writing.
********************
Police station Darryl’s computer
***************
Chris sighed. ‘Nothing! No Alexandra Harris! There’s Alexei P Harris, Alexandra M Harrison, Alexa J Harris, and there’s an Alexandra G Harris but that chick is eighty five years old!’ Chris glared at the computer screen. Typing Alexandra’s features in the computer Chris hit enter and watched as hundreds of Alex Harris’ popped up. “Alexander L Harris is the closest match I got! A guy?!”
With another heart felt weary sighed Chris orbed back to Halliwell manor. Looks like he would need the book, Piper wont be a happy camper about that! “Maybe I can sneak in an look at it when the sisters are at work . . .”
Orbing to the house Chris ran up the stair on a mission: Find Alexandra and make her love him! Pushing the door open with more force then needed Chris skidded into the attic and crash right into Phoebe. Shit!
“Whoa! Chris what’s the rush? A demon about?”
“Um . . .yes?”
“What kind?” Phoebe asked as she tilted her head to the side, Chris looked nervous.
“Um . . . well you see . . . it’s a um . . . what are you doing here?! Aren’t you supposed to be at work?”
Phoebe raised a brow. “Yeah, but came home early so I can get ready for my date with Victor.”
“Oh . . . Victor.” Chris said the name like it was a bad word or something. Victor was another one of the many guys on Phoebe’s rebound list. Chris didn’t like this newest one, a rich asshole with a bit of magic in his family. Chris knew that Phoebe wouldn’t have given this guy the time of day if it wasn’t for the fact that the guy already knew about magic and who she is. Chris didn’t lie the guy he acts to smug about having a Charmed one as his girlfriend. He’s evil, Chris is pretty sure.
Phoebe frowned. “Look I know you don’t like him but sheesh! I don’t rag on your dates!”
Chris sighed. “No but you will someday. A lot. . . . And rag Phoebe? Who are you channeling? Grams? ”
“Fine! Fine! Now about the demon, is it an easy kill? I need to get ready Victor’s taking me to a fancy restaurant and I need to get ready! You know what type of restaurants he likes!”
“Yeah the uptight kind that serves you a thousand dollar sliver of chicken and a carrot. Why even go? Last time you came back starving! You ate my stash of fudge bars.”
Phoebe rolled her eyes. “Yeah, yeah, what about the demons?”
Chris shifted and tried to think of something believable, but all he could really think about was Alexandra, she was in his thoughts at all times. ‘Maybe I should see if I’m under a love spell?’ Chris shifted and bit at his lip trying to think of something common like a poltergeist or a gremlin. “Just some vampires I can take care of them. Easy. No need for you all to change your plans.”
“Vampires? Here? Maybe we should call the others. What type of vamps? Those coven vamps or hell vamps? Could be the Source is planning something Piper can blast-“
“No!”
Phoebe grinned a knowing twinkle in her big eyes. “There’s no vampires are there? What you up to Chris? Making a potion for a girl? Trying to impress someone special? Love potion maybe?” Then Phoebe felt an emotion zing through her, embarrassment, love, determination, and possessiveness. “You’re looking for someone.”
“God can’t you control that?” Said Chris as he stomped over to the book and started flipping through the pages.
“Who is she? Your girlfriend? Why do you need to look for her? Is she in trouble?” Phoebe asked as she pulled a finding crystal and maps out of a drawer.
Finding the spell he needed Chris sat at the table by his aunt. “I hated it when you knew things before I could tell you when I was a kid. Like it less now as an adult. The girl I’m looking for is named Alexandra Harris. No she’s not my girlfriend but I would like to make her that when I find her. I need to find her because of that. We had a one night stand and . . . I want more.”
“Oh how romantic. Our little Chris is in loooovve! Maybe we should take a picture?” Said Paige as she appeared in the room with a shimmer of blue light.
Chris’ eyes widened. “Paige! Don’t you two have someplace . . . anyplace to be?”
Paige grinned and ruffled Chris’ hair. “Nope! I’m going to help MY nephew find the love of his life! It’s what aunties are for! That and saving the world.”
Chris rolled his eyes and looked at the heavens with a ‘Why me look’. “I can do this myself . . .”
Paige grinned. “Sure you can.”
*****
Carnival outside Stockton
*****
Xander groaned as she held her stomach, eating all those chilli dogs then going on the Ring of fire was a bad idea! Putting her head between her knees Xander cursed. “Oh I hate my stomach! Fucking girly stomach! What happen to the Xan-man stomach of steel?”
*Flash*
Xander yelped and jumped off the bench she was sitting on when blue shimmering light appeared in front of her. A young woman with purple streaked blond hair stood before Xander. The girl looked Xander over with intense concentration as if trying to make sense out of what she was seeing. “Xander Harris?”
In his/her head Xander was preparing for any number of attacks, she is a badass’d witch now no more punching bag Xan!“Um yes?”
“I’m Marianne but you can call me Mari! I’m your whitelighter! I’ve been looking all over for you! You’re my first charge!” Then the weird girl squealed and hugged Xander tight. Xander wondered if she should still throw the girl across the grounds after all anything magical looking for her um . . . HIM was of the bad.
Xander could feel a headache coming on.
****
Chris thumped his head on the table and groaned. “I told Phoebe that Victor was evil. Do any of you listen to your whitelighter? No!”
Paige patted Chris on the shoulder. “It’s kinda hard to listen to your whitelighter when he’s your nephew and not even existing yet, kiddo.”
Chris glared a Paige as he started leafing through the book. “You all didn’t listen before that either! Just go get Piper and tell her Phoebe was kidnaped! At this rate I’ll never find Lexxy.” Chris mumbled at the end.
Paige grinned and ruffled Chris’ shaggy hair. “Sure we will! She’s close! And you can orb! You can stalk her to China if you like! You can go romance her after we save Phoebe from her warlock boyfriend.”
*Flash*
“Yeah whatever and I’m NOT stalking! . . . Why does being the Charmed Ones whitelighter give me such a headache?” Chris looked at the Book of Shadows as if it could answer his question.
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Review.
Moonkat: I’m not dead and neither are my stories! Happy? Sorry about the non-updating! Life, school, and writer’s block . . . Ya know.