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~THE PAST~
Xander Harris crawled dripping wet of the river, he had come to the conclusion that, he *really* didn't like Slayers any more. This one he thought, as he cough up some water, had just about killed him. He didn't know why the Slayers he met acted in only two ways. They loved him or wanted to kill him.
He lies in the mud on the bank; slow he turned over onto his back, looking up at the dark cloudy sky he muttered, " I'm too old for this shit!"
**********
"No, Giles, this is the last one..." Xander said into the phone.
"I'm done. I don't care...Let Buffy do it...what do you mean she said no?!"He said shocked.
Xander then slowly hung up the phone.
"Damn, I should have let her drown. Buffy is just going to get killed again." Xander said to himself.
"Now, the real question is, what do I do with you..." he said looking at the red haired Slayer tied up in the corner. She had reminded him of Willow when he first saw her. It was the same one that had tried to kill him two days ago. The Slayer glared.
Xander sighed.
*************
Xander fell to his knees from the wounds she had given him; he glanced at the body of the red haired Slayer.
' Why? Why hadn't she * just * stopped?' he wondered. Dander had forgiven her, had given her a second chance. And she just...Xander shook his head, he barley heard the roar of thunder, he didn't see the flash of lightening. All Xander saw was the Slayer he killed.
************
~Now~
Xander's eyes snapped open quickly he looked around the room. His glaze fell on Spike who lay next to him. He heard the strange sounds of the ship he and Spike were on. He had never liked space travel. But he thought that it was just because of the television he watched growing up.
" Go where no one has gone before...last great hope..." he muttered to himself as he sat up in the bed. Then got up and then dressed, he then walked out of the room. He made his way to the galley and began going through the cabinets.
"What are you doing?" asked a voice from the shadows in the corner.
Xander looked over and saw the big man with the girl's name with the ship's Seer in his lap.
"Hungry."
Jayne blinked at the one word answer.
"Don't your man feed you?" He asked as River sighed.
"You make the mistake of thinking that I'm his," said Xander with his head in one of the cabinets.
Jayne smirked then asked, " So the pretty blond is free for the taking?"
Xander quickly turned to face them, " Didn't say that," he growled lowly.
" Careful, my Jayne, this Kitten has claws." Said River.
"Aww, he don't look that tough. I could take him." Said Jayne. River gave him a look.
"If you could take him then how did he get Vera earlier, hmm." She asked him, he then looked away and began to mutter under his breath.
Xander returned to looking through the cabinets then pulled out some protein bars and sighed.
"Why do people think this is food?" He asked holding one up. Jayne snicker at the boy's expression as he looked at it.
"Cause it can keep you alive." Jayne said.
"So can grass...and it taste better." Xander said as he threw down the bar and went back to hunting in the cabinets he then began to pull things out of it.
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like? I'm going to cook anything that's not protein bars!" Xander said to Jayne.
******
An hour later the rest of the crew wandered into the galley behind them was Spike. They were following the wonderful smells. They entered the kitchen to see Jayne setting the table.
"What?" He asked them.
"It's just than we didn't know you were so...domestic." Said Wash with a smirk.
"Hey, the boy said I had to or I couldn't eat."
"The boy?" asked Mal sleepily.
"Yeah, he's the one who did the cooking."
Mal blinked, " You mean to tell me, you let that moon touched boy cook?"
"Uh, yeah...I mean it's not like we let him use the sharp objects." Said Jayne confused.
"Then who did use objects?" asked Simon.
"River."
"..."
Mal shook his head and pointed his finger at Jayne saying, " Your just not right in the head either are you?"
Jayne shrugged, " Maybe, but we're eating and none of us had to cook."
The rest of them really couldn't say anything to that.
Xander Harris crawled dripping wet of the river, he had come to the conclusion that, he *really* didn't like Slayers any more. This one he thought, as he cough up some water, had just about killed him. He didn't know why the Slayers he met acted in only two ways. They loved him or wanted to kill him.
He lies in the mud on the bank; slow he turned over onto his back, looking up at the dark cloudy sky he muttered, " I'm too old for this shit!"
**********
"No, Giles, this is the last one..." Xander said into the phone.
"I'm done. I don't care...Let Buffy do it...what do you mean she said no?!"He said shocked.
Xander then slowly hung up the phone.
"Damn, I should have let her drown. Buffy is just going to get killed again." Xander said to himself.
"Now, the real question is, what do I do with you..." he said looking at the red haired Slayer tied up in the corner. She had reminded him of Willow when he first saw her. It was the same one that had tried to kill him two days ago. The Slayer glared.
Xander sighed.
*************
Xander fell to his knees from the wounds she had given him; he glanced at the body of the red haired Slayer.
' Why? Why hadn't she * just * stopped?' he wondered. Dander had forgiven her, had given her a second chance. And she just...Xander shook his head, he barley heard the roar of thunder, he didn't see the flash of lightening. All Xander saw was the Slayer he killed.
************
~Now~
Xander's eyes snapped open quickly he looked around the room. His glaze fell on Spike who lay next to him. He heard the strange sounds of the ship he and Spike were on. He had never liked space travel. But he thought that it was just because of the television he watched growing up.
" Go where no one has gone before...last great hope..." he muttered to himself as he sat up in the bed. Then got up and then dressed, he then walked out of the room. He made his way to the galley and began going through the cabinets.
"What are you doing?" asked a voice from the shadows in the corner.
Xander looked over and saw the big man with the girl's name with the ship's Seer in his lap.
"Hungry."
Jayne blinked at the one word answer.
"Don't your man feed you?" He asked as River sighed.
"You make the mistake of thinking that I'm his," said Xander with his head in one of the cabinets.
Jayne smirked then asked, " So the pretty blond is free for the taking?"
Xander quickly turned to face them, " Didn't say that," he growled lowly.
" Careful, my Jayne, this Kitten has claws." Said River.
"Aww, he don't look that tough. I could take him." Said Jayne. River gave him a look.
"If you could take him then how did he get Vera earlier, hmm." She asked him, he then looked away and began to mutter under his breath.
Xander returned to looking through the cabinets then pulled out some protein bars and sighed.
"Why do people think this is food?" He asked holding one up. Jayne snicker at the boy's expression as he looked at it.
"Cause it can keep you alive." Jayne said.
"So can grass...and it taste better." Xander said as he threw down the bar and went back to hunting in the cabinets he then began to pull things out of it.
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like? I'm going to cook anything that's not protein bars!" Xander said to Jayne.
******
An hour later the rest of the crew wandered into the galley behind them was Spike. They were following the wonderful smells. They entered the kitchen to see Jayne setting the table.
"What?" He asked them.
"It's just than we didn't know you were so...domestic." Said Wash with a smirk.
"Hey, the boy said I had to or I couldn't eat."
"The boy?" asked Mal sleepily.
"Yeah, he's the one who did the cooking."
Mal blinked, " You mean to tell me, you let that moon touched boy cook?"
"Uh, yeah...I mean it's not like we let him use the sharp objects." Said Jayne confused.
"Then who did use objects?" asked Simon.
"River."
"..."
Mal shook his head and pointed his finger at Jayne saying, " Your just not right in the head either are you?"
Jayne shrugged, " Maybe, but we're eating and none of us had to cook."
The rest of them really couldn't say anything to that.