Christmas Blunders
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-Buffy the Vampire Slayer › FemmeSlash - Female/Female › Buffy/Faith
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
5,288
Reviews:
12
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
5
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Christmas Blunders 3
Sry it's been a while guys! But here's a little something to tide you over. Not NC-17 yet but just plain silly Fuffy-ness!
TITLE: Christmas Blunders (3/5)
AUTHOR: AsianObsidian
RATING: First few chapters are PG-13 (eventually NC-17)
PAIRING: Faith/Buffy, Willow/Kennedy, Xander/Anya
SUMMARY: *sings* It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Yes, it’s the holiday season. Our two favorite slayers go up to Mrs. Summers’ cabin and bring along the whole gang. Unfortunately Christmas cheer is cut short when odd events occur. Who will save Christmas?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters from BtVS. They are all property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
FEEDBACK: Oh yes please! Your feedback is much appreciated.
DISTRIBUTION: Fine by me as long as you ask first.
BETA: Carolyn aka HotLezzi6969 *snicker*
Chapter 3
The gang was settled on the bear skin rug in front of the hearth. Everyone decided not to bring up what happened a few minutes ago. Xander was still a little flustered. To pass the time until their pizzas arrived they settle for playing The Game of Life board game.
“I don’t like this game Xander! I have a meager salary and I’m in terrible debt! We can’t even afford to pay summer school charges for all of our children!” Anya sat next to Xander rummaging through her play money. He rubbed her shoulders to calm her.
“Don’t worry Anya. Once I hit a payday we won’t be too bad…” Anya scoffed sarcastically.
“Oh yeah. Your $20,000 salary will cover summer school for all your dumb-as-a-post children!”
“Maybe they need a tutor? That way they won’t need summer school.” Willow added in helpfully. Kennedy wrapped her arms around the red head’s waist and gave a little squeeze.
“Sweetie, there aren’t tutors in The Game of Life.”
“What?!? This game is so politically incorrect! I mean, hello, kids need help with school, you don’t just ship them off to summer school because they may be a little slow…” Faith piped in.
“Well, considering they’re X-man’s squirts, his kids must be slower than him, haha!” She gave a slight chuckle. Well, Faith doesn’t chuckle, she bursts out in laughter. Buffy swatted her arm reproachfully.
“Now honey, we already had to pay for little Sicilia to go to summer school. You’re not being fair to Xander and Anya…even if their kids are a little slow…”
“Beeeee!” Faith whined at her girlfriend. “Could you not call our kid Sicilia? It’s so…tweedy! I thought we’d call her Faith junior?” She puffed out her chest at the name. Buffy rolled her eyes.
“…and I mean, come on! I tutored Buffy and Xander in high school and we all graduated, granted we didn’t get to finish the ceremony but that not the point! The point is…” Willow’s ranting was cut off by the door bell.
“I got it.” Faith got up from the rug and opened the door. A thin pimple faced delivery boy stood shivering in the cold. His shivering stopped once he looked over the brunette slayer. Was that drool coming out of the corner of his mouth?
“How much?” Faith raised her eyebrows.
“It’s…” The delivery boy’s voice cracked but he tried covering it up by clearing his throat. “It’s one hundred seventy dollars and fifty cents.” The boy tried to look into Faith’s eyes but his gaze seemed to alternate from her eyes to her supple cleavage. The brunette gave him a mischievous smirk and yelled over her shoulder.
“Hey B!” The petit slayer trotted to her girlfriend.
The delivery boy almost fainted at the sight of the two gorgeous women in front of him. The blonde had on sushi pajama pants and a white spaghetti strap top while her ‘friend’ had short, emphasis on the short, sweat shorts and a blank spaghetti strap top on.
He didn’t want to take the night shift because of the mysterious death occurrences but this sight made it all worth it. Could it get any better? Hell yeah it could! Faith grabbed Buffy’s hips and pressed her lips against the startled blonde. Their tongues did a duel that would have master fencers impressed. Buffy moaned soundly into Faith’s mouth as she molded her body into her partner. The brunette broke away abruptly and turned to the gawking delivery boy.
“How much was that again?” Buffy stood swaying a little. She was too dazed from the kiss to comprehend what Faith was talking about, let alone who she was talking to. The delivery boy was in a similar stupor.
“Uhh…no charge!” He swiftly handed Faith the pizza boxes, stumbled to his delivery car, covering his groin the whole time with his hat, and peeled out. The sound of tires screeching on pavement broke Buffy’s daze.
“Faith…” Buffy had brief idea of what her girlfriend had done. The mischievous brunette waggled her eye brows at the blushing blonde.
“Look B, free pizza!” Faith closed the door and gave her girlfriend a slap on her behind.
~After dinner~
“Ugh! How could you?”
“Arrg! More like, how did you?”
Faith and Kennedy groaned loudly while they rubbed their bellies as if to relieve the immense fullness in their stomachs. Buffy politely wiped the corners of her mouth with a napkin.
“You shouldn’t of challenged me guys.” The blonde smiled victoriously at her girlfriend and friend.
“And I thought Faith was the bottomless pit!” Willows eyes were wide the whole time her best friend had eaten seven large pizzas. Faith had eaten six and a half pizzas before falling over defeated while Kennedy had eaten only four.
“Not fair! I was just activated recently. I haven’t built up your metabolism yet!” Kennedy gave a groan. Xander looked sadly at the empty pizza boxes. He had only had three slices before the slayers had dug in.
“Aww don’t worry Ken, I bet Red’ll help you burn it off.” Faith waggled her brows at Willow, who blushed furiously.
“Thanks Faith.” Kennedy gave Faith a sarcastic smile. “I bet Buffy’ll help you out too considering she just wooped both our asses at eating the most.”
“Yeah, I plan on it.” Faith leaned in to kiss Buffy’s neck but the blonde pulled back.
“Oh, you’re not getting off that lucking Faith. You manipulated that poor delivery boy into giving us those pizzas for free. For free Faith! That was over a hundred dollars. I feel a little guilty.” Buffy was in her ‘I’m not standing down, arms crossed, full Summers pout’.
“Aww, come on B! It was fuckin hilarious! The kid was about to cream his pants right there. Remind you of anyone in high school?” She grinned looking in Xander’s direction. Anya caught the glance and smacked the back of his head.
“Ow! And I say again, ow! Anya, that was in high school…a long long time ago.” The ex-demon walked out of the kitchen and into her room. Xander followed suit.
“Nice, Faith.” Buffy rolled her eyes and sat on the couch.
“Nice going Casanova!” Kennedy gave Faith a pat on the back and left the kitchen with Willow. The red head called out to her best friend.
“We’re going to bed Buffy. G’night!”
“Night Wills!”
Outside of the tiny cabin a dark figure stood looking through the window. The couples snug and warm in their cabin were unaware of the impending doom that awaited them. The robed figure chuckled maniacally.
“Soon you will be mine my precious brunette.” And with that, the mysterious being shimmered out.
Buffy turned and looked out the window. The little blonde had a suspicious frown on her forehead,
“Faith, I thought I just saw something outside…we may have attracted some stray vamps.” She walked closer to the window.
“Nahh, B. Vamps don’t like New Hampshire weather. They like their meal warm, not frozen.”
TBC
TITLE: Christmas Blunders (3/5)
AUTHOR: AsianObsidian
RATING: First few chapters are PG-13 (eventually NC-17)
PAIRING: Faith/Buffy, Willow/Kennedy, Xander/Anya
SUMMARY: *sings* It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Yes, it’s the holiday season. Our two favorite slayers go up to Mrs. Summers’ cabin and bring along the whole gang. Unfortunately Christmas cheer is cut short when odd events occur. Who will save Christmas?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters from BtVS. They are all property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
FEEDBACK: Oh yes please! Your feedback is much appreciated.
DISTRIBUTION: Fine by me as long as you ask first.
BETA: Carolyn aka HotLezzi6969 *snicker*
Chapter 3
The gang was settled on the bear skin rug in front of the hearth. Everyone decided not to bring up what happened a few minutes ago. Xander was still a little flustered. To pass the time until their pizzas arrived they settle for playing The Game of Life board game.
“I don’t like this game Xander! I have a meager salary and I’m in terrible debt! We can’t even afford to pay summer school charges for all of our children!” Anya sat next to Xander rummaging through her play money. He rubbed her shoulders to calm her.
“Don’t worry Anya. Once I hit a payday we won’t be too bad…” Anya scoffed sarcastically.
“Oh yeah. Your $20,000 salary will cover summer school for all your dumb-as-a-post children!”
“Maybe they need a tutor? That way they won’t need summer school.” Willow added in helpfully. Kennedy wrapped her arms around the red head’s waist and gave a little squeeze.
“Sweetie, there aren’t tutors in The Game of Life.”
“What?!? This game is so politically incorrect! I mean, hello, kids need help with school, you don’t just ship them off to summer school because they may be a little slow…” Faith piped in.
“Well, considering they’re X-man’s squirts, his kids must be slower than him, haha!” She gave a slight chuckle. Well, Faith doesn’t chuckle, she bursts out in laughter. Buffy swatted her arm reproachfully.
“Now honey, we already had to pay for little Sicilia to go to summer school. You’re not being fair to Xander and Anya…even if their kids are a little slow…”
“Beeeee!” Faith whined at her girlfriend. “Could you not call our kid Sicilia? It’s so…tweedy! I thought we’d call her Faith junior?” She puffed out her chest at the name. Buffy rolled her eyes.
“…and I mean, come on! I tutored Buffy and Xander in high school and we all graduated, granted we didn’t get to finish the ceremony but that not the point! The point is…” Willow’s ranting was cut off by the door bell.
“I got it.” Faith got up from the rug and opened the door. A thin pimple faced delivery boy stood shivering in the cold. His shivering stopped once he looked over the brunette slayer. Was that drool coming out of the corner of his mouth?
“How much?” Faith raised her eyebrows.
“It’s…” The delivery boy’s voice cracked but he tried covering it up by clearing his throat. “It’s one hundred seventy dollars and fifty cents.” The boy tried to look into Faith’s eyes but his gaze seemed to alternate from her eyes to her supple cleavage. The brunette gave him a mischievous smirk and yelled over her shoulder.
“Hey B!” The petit slayer trotted to her girlfriend.
The delivery boy almost fainted at the sight of the two gorgeous women in front of him. The blonde had on sushi pajama pants and a white spaghetti strap top while her ‘friend’ had short, emphasis on the short, sweat shorts and a blank spaghetti strap top on.
He didn’t want to take the night shift because of the mysterious death occurrences but this sight made it all worth it. Could it get any better? Hell yeah it could! Faith grabbed Buffy’s hips and pressed her lips against the startled blonde. Their tongues did a duel that would have master fencers impressed. Buffy moaned soundly into Faith’s mouth as she molded her body into her partner. The brunette broke away abruptly and turned to the gawking delivery boy.
“How much was that again?” Buffy stood swaying a little. She was too dazed from the kiss to comprehend what Faith was talking about, let alone who she was talking to. The delivery boy was in a similar stupor.
“Uhh…no charge!” He swiftly handed Faith the pizza boxes, stumbled to his delivery car, covering his groin the whole time with his hat, and peeled out. The sound of tires screeching on pavement broke Buffy’s daze.
“Faith…” Buffy had brief idea of what her girlfriend had done. The mischievous brunette waggled her eye brows at the blushing blonde.
“Look B, free pizza!” Faith closed the door and gave her girlfriend a slap on her behind.
~After dinner~
“Ugh! How could you?”
“Arrg! More like, how did you?”
Faith and Kennedy groaned loudly while they rubbed their bellies as if to relieve the immense fullness in their stomachs. Buffy politely wiped the corners of her mouth with a napkin.
“You shouldn’t of challenged me guys.” The blonde smiled victoriously at her girlfriend and friend.
“And I thought Faith was the bottomless pit!” Willows eyes were wide the whole time her best friend had eaten seven large pizzas. Faith had eaten six and a half pizzas before falling over defeated while Kennedy had eaten only four.
“Not fair! I was just activated recently. I haven’t built up your metabolism yet!” Kennedy gave a groan. Xander looked sadly at the empty pizza boxes. He had only had three slices before the slayers had dug in.
“Aww don’t worry Ken, I bet Red’ll help you burn it off.” Faith waggled her brows at Willow, who blushed furiously.
“Thanks Faith.” Kennedy gave Faith a sarcastic smile. “I bet Buffy’ll help you out too considering she just wooped both our asses at eating the most.”
“Yeah, I plan on it.” Faith leaned in to kiss Buffy’s neck but the blonde pulled back.
“Oh, you’re not getting off that lucking Faith. You manipulated that poor delivery boy into giving us those pizzas for free. For free Faith! That was over a hundred dollars. I feel a little guilty.” Buffy was in her ‘I’m not standing down, arms crossed, full Summers pout’.
“Aww, come on B! It was fuckin hilarious! The kid was about to cream his pants right there. Remind you of anyone in high school?” She grinned looking in Xander’s direction. Anya caught the glance and smacked the back of his head.
“Ow! And I say again, ow! Anya, that was in high school…a long long time ago.” The ex-demon walked out of the kitchen and into her room. Xander followed suit.
“Nice, Faith.” Buffy rolled her eyes and sat on the couch.
“Nice going Casanova!” Kennedy gave Faith a pat on the back and left the kitchen with Willow. The red head called out to her best friend.
“We’re going to bed Buffy. G’night!”
“Night Wills!”
Outside of the tiny cabin a dark figure stood looking through the window. The couples snug and warm in their cabin were unaware of the impending doom that awaited them. The robed figure chuckled maniacally.
“Soon you will be mine my precious brunette.” And with that, the mysterious being shimmered out.
Buffy turned and looked out the window. The little blonde had a suspicious frown on her forehead,
“Faith, I thought I just saw something outside…we may have attracted some stray vamps.” She walked closer to the window.
“Nahh, B. Vamps don’t like New Hampshire weather. They like their meal warm, not frozen.”
TBC