Faith Is Scrooge

“So what we’ll do is alternate levels of silver and purple” Buffy guided as she took a string of purple tinsel from a box.
“What?” Faith asked looking totally confused.
“Well we’ll put purple around the bottom, then silver around the next level, then purple again, then silver and so on” Buffy pointed at different heights of the tree as she explained.
“Right” Faith said moodily and stood fondling the silver breasts bauble she had talked Buffy into buying. Buffy oblivious to the world had a goofy grin plastered to her face and carefully wrapped the purple around the tree, intertwining the different branches.
“Faith please pass the silver tinsel” Buffy asked without taking her eyes away from her precious tree. Faith ignored her and fingered the silver nipples. “Faith! The silver tinsel! Please?” Buffy looked at Faith and saw what she was doing and sighed angrily. She marched over and snatched the breasts from Faith’s grip and tapped her on the head with a box of Silver tinsel. “I thought you were going to help me” Buffy nagged.
“I am helping” Faith argued.
“How exactly?” Buffy questioned.
“I’m not interfering, that is helping” Faith reasoned and walked over to Buffy and put her arm around her.
“True but I want us to do this together” Buffy smiled and passed Faith one end of the silver tinsel “Start draping it around the tree” Buffy directed. Faith did as she was told and tried to be careful to not disrupt the purple on the bottom. Buffy bounded over with the purple for the next level and Faith stepped back to allow Buffy access to the tree.
“When can we put the baubles on?” Faith asked.
“Ooh shortly, just after we put a few more layers of tinsel.” Buffy grinned and grabbed Faith’s hand. “Time for more silver” she said handing the end of the next bit of tinsel. Faith obediently arranged her second layer of silver and allowed Buffy to add her third of purple.
“Alright I think that’s enough, now for your baubles” Buffy opened a box of silver baubles and handed two to Faith “Hang them anywhere you want” Buffy nodded and took two purple baubles out for herself and hung them in different areas. Faith followed Buffy’s lead and smiled slightly, sort of enjoying their activity, she hung her two baubles and then took two purple out of the box as Buffy had done with two silver baubles and hung them on the tree too.
“Faithy do you want a star or an angel on the top?” Buffy held the two offending items in her hands and waved them both at Faith.
Faith lost her smile and looked repulsed at both of them. She looked around the room and picked a third item up.
“What about my boobs?” Faith grinned and waved them at Buffy.
“We can’t put your boobs at the top of the tree…I was thinking more around the back” Buffy trailed off “Where no one can see them…” Faith pouted and shook her silver breasts bauble at Buffy.
“If you want me to enjoy Christmas…you have to make these sacrifices” Faith declared as she started reaching for the uppermost branch and hung her breasts with elation. “There…that’s what I call a Christmas tree!” Faith announced and pulled Buffy round for a hug as she stood looking up at their work of art. Buffy tried to smile but the breasts just stood out too much.
“Maybe they’ll fall off and break in the night” Buffy whispered to herself and grinned falsely at Faith. “Beautiful Faith, really” Buffy nodded and squeezed Faith into her.

“What time did you say they were coming?” Faith asked as she flicked through the channels.
“Umm 8 o’clock I think I said” Buffy replied as she hung a Christmas wreath on the front door. The snow was falling heavily and had already started lying on the ground. “Ah Faith it’s going to be a White Christmas” she added singing the last words to the tune of Bing Crosby’s White Christmas. Faith raised her eyebrow apprehensively and grinned at Buffy.
“That’ll be fun for you” she answered and went back to watching the TV.
“Oh Faith! Why are you so Scroogeness over Christmas?” Buffy sighed and stamped her foot looking at Faith with puppy dog eyes.
“I am not Scrooge!” Faith started “I just don’t get the whole Christmas thing” Faith shrugged.
“Well do you fancy helping me make some food for the party tonight?” Buffy offered. Faith searched her mind for an excuse and was at a loss and merely pouted.
“Do I have to?” She sulked. Buffy put her hands on her hips in her authoritarian mode and pointed for Faith to go to the kitchen. Faith scrambled up from the sofa and dawdled into the kitchen submissively. Buffy tapped her ass as she walked through and received an evil smirk from Faith which meant she would get her own back in time.
“Right so we’re going to make gingerbread men” Buffy started and grabbed the ingredients she had already weighed and measured.
“Mmk” Faith muttered trying to be interested. Buffy started throwing all sorts of items into the bowl.
“What’s that?” Faith would ask every second ingredient.
“Vegetable Shortening” Buffy would reply “Golden Syrup” “Oats”.
“Cool” Faith replied, seemingly growing interested. “Can we add any alcohol?” Faith questioned. Buffy scrunched her face up.
“No it’ll just go all wrong!” Buffy spat “This is a 20 year old Summers Recipe” She added breathlessly. Faith stepped back and nodded anxiously. “Right now that I’ve made the mixture you can cut the men out!” Buffy got excited again.
“Why are they men?” Faith looked offended. “If you hadn’t noticed…we’re women…very Sapphic women at that…” She purred. Buffy blushed and nodded.
“You’re right; you can make them into women.” Buffy smiled. Faith banged the cutter into the rolled out mixture and picked her woman out, she tore two small bits from the dough and rolled them in her fingers making two balls. She placed them on the gingerbread girl as breasts and grinned as she patted them into place.
“Sassy” she chuckled to herself and made 5 more out of the rolled out mixture. “Hey B, look at what I made” Faith sang animatedly and picked one of her women up to show Buffy.
“Ohh...” Buffy replied and rushed over “Oh” her face dropped “Er very nice” she bit her lip and smiled desperately.
“Gee B, calm down, your excitement kills me” Faith added sarcastically.
“Sorry” Buffy offered “More breasts though! Xander will have heart failure” she giggled and stroked the gingerbread woman in Faith’s hand. “Let’s bake them then!” Buffy nodded and placed them all on to a tray and bunged them into the oven.