The Blonde,the Brunette,and The Horned
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Wango Tango Bango
Wango Tango Bango
Rating NC-17 for...very steamy sex from a surprise pairing
Summary:This is the last chapter in The Blonde,The Brunette and The Horned
Special note:The line,”Tequila was involved-get off me”comes from “Blue Collar Comedy Tour”by a comic named Bill Engval.
"That was ONE night,tequila was involved.Get off me.”
Wes had to bring that up,didn’t he?Angel thought.He lay there listening to contented purring.After a passionate night ,Spike always purred.It was one of the things Angel loved about
him.The vibrations thrummed in the air like harpstrings being plucked.The sound usually lulled him to sleep.
But not tonight.
God damned Wes.He can’t have one peaceful night with his Childe.Something always happened-demons,parasites,Wolfram and Hart...oh wait,he already mentioned parasites,didn’t he?And now...Lorne,of all things.He thought that was water under the bridge.Until Wes brought it up.But it wasn’t his fault-no one’s really.He closed his eyes and let his mind wander to that
night.......
“Angelcakes-what’s wrong?”
Lorne quickly went over to his vampire friend.He hadn’t seen him look this bad since he lost out on front row tickets to Les Miz.
“Buffy’s got a boyfriend.Some G I Joe military guy.”Lorne nodded and poured Angel a shot of tequila.
”On the house,amigo.”Lorne pulled up a stool and sat across from the moping vamp.”Go ahead.Spill.No karaoke involved,you have my word.”Angel tried to smile,but couldn’t.The memory of Buffy with that boy burned a hole in his brain.He glanced around Caritas and noticed the lights dimming down.
“Lorne-you’re closing?I didn’t notice the time.I can get back to the hotel.”Angel stood up,ready to leave.
“Relax honeybuns.That’s what I have staff for,”Lorne said.He chuckled as he got himself a shotglass and pulled out the tequila bottle.He poured himself a shot(although not a tequila kinda
demon,he didn’t think Angel should drink alone)and placed the bottle on the counter.”I’m all yours big boy.You got me for the night.”
Those words would turn out prophetic.
Angel started the tale with him going to Sunnydale to apologize to Buffy for the fight they had in LA.He found her with her new
boyfriend Riley.She was the love of his unlife,why was she with HIM?He was a BOY for christ sake.Hell,he probably never even saw the Pentagon.Angel had...until security took him away for protesting the Vietnam war.Lorne took this all in.Without hearing him sing,Lorne could tell from the timbre of his voice that Angel was hurting in a bad way.And judging by the way the liquor
flowed,HE’D be in a bad way come morning.Thank the gods he didn’t have to open up the next afternoon.
After three hours of booze and bawling(not to mention 2 whole bottles of Ted Nugent’s Wango Tango tequila),Lorne and Angel were all talked out.The eyes had finally dried,nerves finally
calmed.Lorne decided to ask the loaded question.
“Angelcakes,what are you going to do now?”
Angel looked at his friend and gave him a weak smile.
“I’m going to go home and get some rest.Maybe look at a few issues of Playboy.”He tittered to himself.”Hell,who knows,maybe a coupla Playgirls while I’m at it.”That statement was lost on Lorne-his mind was just as fogged as Angel’s.Angel attempted to get off of his stool.He staggered,then fell on his ass.Lorne started to giggle,then heard sobbing.He raced around the counter to his friend,now sobbing like a baby.
“Angel,what’s wrong?You were going to go home to your magazines.”Lorne put his arm around the sobbing vamp.
”Lorne,what’s happened to me?I used to be the Big Bad before being the Big Bad was cool.Now...”he looked down at himself.”Now I’m a blubbering idiot.Over a girl.”
Lorne reached down and drew Angel into his arms for a hug.He didn’t know what to do.Giving advice and pouring drinks was his thing.Physical comfort was out of his league.
Or so he thought.
Cool lips nuzzled Lorne’s neck.”Um-Angel?”he asked dumbfounded.”Mmmm?””What are you doing?”
”Lorne,I just need someone.NO one appreciates me like you do,”Angel murmured,moving his lips up towards Lorne’s ear.A tingle that he hadn’t felt in a looooong time shimmied in his blood,and his horns began to ache.”Um,big guy...”He leaned away from Angel to look into his eyes.They were that beautifully brilliant brown with just a hint of gold ringing the iris.”Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
”Yes Lorne.I am trying to seduce an anagog demon from Pylea.Now stop interrupting me.”He reached up and cradled Lorne’s face in his hands and kissed him fully on the mouth.The horns went wild.
Lorne kissed him back with a passion he hadn’t felt in years.Tongues played chase as the two fell back onto the carpeted floor of the lounge.Hands grabbed at buttons,tugged at zippers,until skin melded with skin.There was a pause to hear if anyone else was in the club,then the demons came out to play.Lorne had had many vampire lovers before,but Angel had only stuck to vampires and humans in the past.
He was in for a surprise.
A soft yellow aura shadowed Lorne’s nude body.Angel was in amazement.He pulled the demon down next to him and growled into his ear,”Take.Me.Now.”
Didn’t have to tell Lorne twice.
He hovered over Angel,and cocked his head to the side.Angel nodded,and instantly he felt a warm silky wetness flow throughout his body.He gasped and Lorne chuckled.”Ancient Pylean
secret.”He covered Angel’s body with his and in one smooth movement,slid himself into the magickly ready vampire.Angel howled in surprise.He wrapped his arms around Lorne and pulled
him deeper inside of him,opening his legs wider.Angel and Lorne kissed,,and Angel could literally hear Lorne’s blood sing.Their eyes locked in a gaze.
”Angel...honey,I never....”
”Shhh Lorne.Please make it feel better.”
Lorne did as he was asked.He pumped into Angel,hitting a spot that made Angel feel like ice chips were in his blood.Angel's body tightened automatically,and Lorne’s cock felt like it was in a vise.”Damn Angel....’Lorne yelped.He drove harder into Angel,magickally producing more lube.”Please,honeycakes,do something for me.I need something...”
”Anything Lorne.Anything...”
Lorne whispered in Angel’s ear.He thrusted harder into Angel,and reached down and stroked Angel’s cock.Angel’s eyes flew open,and his
body tensed once again.”Fuck...fuck...Lorne...’He tensed more,Lorne pushed harder,and Angel saw stars.Murmuring incoherently,only one word was clear...
”KREVLORNESWATH!!!”
Angel screamed as he came all over Lorne’s chest.That triggered Lorne’s strong orgasm,and he literally sung a high C note as he pulsed into Angel’s ass.They collapsed together,a sweaty,but satisfied,heap.
Once Lorne caught his breath,he grabbed a tablecloth from a nearby table and covered himself and Angel with it.He took Angel into his arms and held him close.He savoured the moment;he knew it
would never happen again.It wasn’t until he heard the vampire purring that he allowed himself to fall asleep.
“Angel?Are you here?”An English accent echoed throughout Caritas.Wesley walked in and peered around for any signs of life-or unlife.A soothing rose-tinted glow bathed the club.
”Funny-no lights are on that I can see...”he was thinking,and then he saw it.A body-covered with a tablecloth!Dear god,what happened here?Caritas was supposed to be a safe haven from all violence!He rushed over to the form and yanked off the tablecloth.His eyes grew wide at the sight of his sleeping boss-and a groggy green demon.Lorne opened his eyes slowly,the irises the same rose
color as the rest of the room.”Lorne,what the---”Wesley began,but Lorne shushed him.
”Not a word Wes.Please,”he begged the watcher.Wesley nodded.In one simple word,he heard Lorne’s unrequitted love for the vampire with a soul.He covered up Lorne and Angel and silently left.
Angel broke out of his thoughts when Spike snuggled closer to him.
”Sire,’nything wrong?”He opened up eyes so blue you could get lost in them and think it was a clear summer’s day.
”No,my Childe,everything is perfect,”he murmured.He placed a kiss on Spike’s forehead and held him close to his chest...
But sleep did not come for a very long time.
Rating NC-17 for...very steamy sex from a surprise pairing
Summary:This is the last chapter in The Blonde,The Brunette and The Horned
Special note:The line,”Tequila was involved-get off me”comes from “Blue Collar Comedy Tour”by a comic named Bill Engval.
"That was ONE night,tequila was involved.Get off me.”
Wes had to bring that up,didn’t he?Angel thought.He lay there listening to contented purring.After a passionate night ,Spike always purred.It was one of the things Angel loved about
him.The vibrations thrummed in the air like harpstrings being plucked.The sound usually lulled him to sleep.
But not tonight.
God damned Wes.He can’t have one peaceful night with his Childe.Something always happened-demons,parasites,Wolfram and Hart...oh wait,he already mentioned parasites,didn’t he?And now...Lorne,of all things.He thought that was water under the bridge.Until Wes brought it up.But it wasn’t his fault-no one’s really.He closed his eyes and let his mind wander to that
night.......
“Angelcakes-what’s wrong?”
Lorne quickly went over to his vampire friend.He hadn’t seen him look this bad since he lost out on front row tickets to Les Miz.
“Buffy’s got a boyfriend.Some G I Joe military guy.”Lorne nodded and poured Angel a shot of tequila.
”On the house,amigo.”Lorne pulled up a stool and sat across from the moping vamp.”Go ahead.Spill.No karaoke involved,you have my word.”Angel tried to smile,but couldn’t.The memory of Buffy with that boy burned a hole in his brain.He glanced around Caritas and noticed the lights dimming down.
“Lorne-you’re closing?I didn’t notice the time.I can get back to the hotel.”Angel stood up,ready to leave.
“Relax honeybuns.That’s what I have staff for,”Lorne said.He chuckled as he got himself a shotglass and pulled out the tequila bottle.He poured himself a shot(although not a tequila kinda
demon,he didn’t think Angel should drink alone)and placed the bottle on the counter.”I’m all yours big boy.You got me for the night.”
Those words would turn out prophetic.
Angel started the tale with him going to Sunnydale to apologize to Buffy for the fight they had in LA.He found her with her new
boyfriend Riley.She was the love of his unlife,why was she with HIM?He was a BOY for christ sake.Hell,he probably never even saw the Pentagon.Angel had...until security took him away for protesting the Vietnam war.Lorne took this all in.Without hearing him sing,Lorne could tell from the timbre of his voice that Angel was hurting in a bad way.And judging by the way the liquor
flowed,HE’D be in a bad way come morning.Thank the gods he didn’t have to open up the next afternoon.
After three hours of booze and bawling(not to mention 2 whole bottles of Ted Nugent’s Wango Tango tequila),Lorne and Angel were all talked out.The eyes had finally dried,nerves finally
calmed.Lorne decided to ask the loaded question.
“Angelcakes,what are you going to do now?”
Angel looked at his friend and gave him a weak smile.
“I’m going to go home and get some rest.Maybe look at a few issues of Playboy.”He tittered to himself.”Hell,who knows,maybe a coupla Playgirls while I’m at it.”That statement was lost on Lorne-his mind was just as fogged as Angel’s.Angel attempted to get off of his stool.He staggered,then fell on his ass.Lorne started to giggle,then heard sobbing.He raced around the counter to his friend,now sobbing like a baby.
“Angel,what’s wrong?You were going to go home to your magazines.”Lorne put his arm around the sobbing vamp.
”Lorne,what’s happened to me?I used to be the Big Bad before being the Big Bad was cool.Now...”he looked down at himself.”Now I’m a blubbering idiot.Over a girl.”
Lorne reached down and drew Angel into his arms for a hug.He didn’t know what to do.Giving advice and pouring drinks was his thing.Physical comfort was out of his league.
Or so he thought.
Cool lips nuzzled Lorne’s neck.”Um-Angel?”he asked dumbfounded.”Mmmm?””What are you doing?”
”Lorne,I just need someone.NO one appreciates me like you do,”Angel murmured,moving his lips up towards Lorne’s ear.A tingle that he hadn’t felt in a looooong time shimmied in his blood,and his horns began to ache.”Um,big guy...”He leaned away from Angel to look into his eyes.They were that beautifully brilliant brown with just a hint of gold ringing the iris.”Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
”Yes Lorne.I am trying to seduce an anagog demon from Pylea.Now stop interrupting me.”He reached up and cradled Lorne’s face in his hands and kissed him fully on the mouth.The horns went wild.
Lorne kissed him back with a passion he hadn’t felt in years.Tongues played chase as the two fell back onto the carpeted floor of the lounge.Hands grabbed at buttons,tugged at zippers,until skin melded with skin.There was a pause to hear if anyone else was in the club,then the demons came out to play.Lorne had had many vampire lovers before,but Angel had only stuck to vampires and humans in the past.
He was in for a surprise.
A soft yellow aura shadowed Lorne’s nude body.Angel was in amazement.He pulled the demon down next to him and growled into his ear,”Take.Me.Now.”
Didn’t have to tell Lorne twice.
He hovered over Angel,and cocked his head to the side.Angel nodded,and instantly he felt a warm silky wetness flow throughout his body.He gasped and Lorne chuckled.”Ancient Pylean
secret.”He covered Angel’s body with his and in one smooth movement,slid himself into the magickly ready vampire.Angel howled in surprise.He wrapped his arms around Lorne and pulled
him deeper inside of him,opening his legs wider.Angel and Lorne kissed,,and Angel could literally hear Lorne’s blood sing.Their eyes locked in a gaze.
”Angel...honey,I never....”
”Shhh Lorne.Please make it feel better.”
Lorne did as he was asked.He pumped into Angel,hitting a spot that made Angel feel like ice chips were in his blood.Angel's body tightened automatically,and Lorne’s cock felt like it was in a vise.”Damn Angel....’Lorne yelped.He drove harder into Angel,magickally producing more lube.”Please,honeycakes,do something for me.I need something...”
”Anything Lorne.Anything...”
Lorne whispered in Angel’s ear.He thrusted harder into Angel,and reached down and stroked Angel’s cock.Angel’s eyes flew open,and his
body tensed once again.”Fuck...fuck...Lorne...’He tensed more,Lorne pushed harder,and Angel saw stars.Murmuring incoherently,only one word was clear...
”KREVLORNESWATH!!!”
Angel screamed as he came all over Lorne’s chest.That triggered Lorne’s strong orgasm,and he literally sung a high C note as he pulsed into Angel’s ass.They collapsed together,a sweaty,but satisfied,heap.
Once Lorne caught his breath,he grabbed a tablecloth from a nearby table and covered himself and Angel with it.He took Angel into his arms and held him close.He savoured the moment;he knew it
would never happen again.It wasn’t until he heard the vampire purring that he allowed himself to fall asleep.
“Angel?Are you here?”An English accent echoed throughout Caritas.Wesley walked in and peered around for any signs of life-or unlife.A soothing rose-tinted glow bathed the club.
”Funny-no lights are on that I can see...”he was thinking,and then he saw it.A body-covered with a tablecloth!Dear god,what happened here?Caritas was supposed to be a safe haven from all violence!He rushed over to the form and yanked off the tablecloth.His eyes grew wide at the sight of his sleeping boss-and a groggy green demon.Lorne opened his eyes slowly,the irises the same rose
color as the rest of the room.”Lorne,what the---”Wesley began,but Lorne shushed him.
”Not a word Wes.Please,”he begged the watcher.Wesley nodded.In one simple word,he heard Lorne’s unrequitted love for the vampire with a soul.He covered up Lorne and Angel and silently left.
Angel broke out of his thoughts when Spike snuggled closer to him.
”Sire,’nything wrong?”He opened up eyes so blue you could get lost in them and think it was a clear summer’s day.
”No,my Childe,everything is perfect,”he murmured.He placed a kiss on Spike’s forehead and held him close to his chest...
But sleep did not come for a very long time.