Spike's Evil Christmas Fun

Fandom: Btvs and Angel the series
Pairing: Spike/ Xander/ Angel
Rating: NC17
Author: Mightbeme
E-mail: Lee_Michelle_t@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, don’t own em ( pout, stomps foot) they belong to Joss dammit.
Notes: This is in response to Buddy’s challenge, I hope I got it right hon and that you like it. Its terribly long I know but I got sorta carried away, sorry.
Oh and thoughts are in * *

Even More Of Spike’s Evil Christmas Fun

Angel woke slowly, he felt comfortable, warm and horny all at once. Without opening his eyes he extended his senses, breathing in the scents of his bedmates. Spike’s musky smell of leather and peroxide tickled his nose, but it was the clean sweet odour that Xander exuded that wrapped around him like sunshine on a clear day. Warm, pliant skin under his hands and he felt his cock start to fill as the bodies he lay with moved and wriggled. He was just about to open his eyes, when he was tumbled out of the bed. Angel hit the floor with a thump and his shocked eyes met the laughing blue orbs of his childe.

“Afternoon Peaches, sleep well?”

Angel snarled but had the breath knocked out of him as Xander launched himself off the bed and onto his midsection.

“Wuuummff”

“Time to rise and shine Angel”

Xander smiled and jumped off the startled vampire crossing to the closet and pulling on some clothes.

“But…but…what are you doing”

Spike too pulled on his clothes before reaching down to give his sire a hand up. Xander arched an eyebrow at him and bent down to pull on his sneakers.

“We’re getting dressed, I have some more Christmas shopping to do”

“Ummm daylight….how can we shop?”

Xander frowned and then shrugged, looking over at his blonde mate.

“Don’t fret about us pet, I’ve got some errands meself that peaches can help me with.”

“Do I want to know?”

Spike smiled wickedly at his lover “Probably best if you didn’t luv”

The human gave his mate a suspicious look, and then told Angel seriously

“Keep an eye on him please, and don’t let him get into trouble”

Spike snorted and rolled his eyes, picking up some clothes and tossing them to his sire. Angel nodded at Xander and dressed quickly, watching as Spike hauled Xander into his arms and kissed him thoroughly. He swallowed down his instant arousal and left the room, heading in search of the kitchen and some blood. He heard Xander’s shouted goodbye and then Spike followed him into the kitchen. He heated them each a mug in the microwave, handing Angel his when they were ready. The tall vampire leaned against the counter and sipped at his blood, wondering what errands Spike had to do.

“Stop thinkin’ its not good for you”

Angel’s eyebrows raised and he half smiled into his mug.

“So where are we off to?”

Spike swallowed down his blood and rinsed the cup, taking Angel’s empty mug out of his hands.

“Well I was thinking we could go get Xander’s present and maybe have a few drinks before we come back.”

“Sure, sounds like a plan, what are you getting Xander?”

Spike just smiled and Angel quailed….this would not be good.

Xander frowned as he came through the door to the house, he could hear the raucous singing as soon as he got out of the car. He walked into the lounge and found his vampires reciting a limerick of dubious origins about the type of watching that watchers did with their slayers. He snickered to himself at the resulting mental picture he got of Giles and Buffy. Angel and Spike were sitting on the couch, arms about each other a bottle of JD in each of their free hands, as they saw him they collapsed into laughter.

“HehehhehhXxaanndderr”

“I see you’ve been having a fun evening”

“Where ya been Xannie…we been waitin….hic….for ya….aint we peaches….”

“Come an have a lill drinkie Xan….sgood for what ails ya”

“Oh and I think you’ve had enough to drink for all of us”

Spike and Angel snatched their proffered bottles back to their chests protecting their precious burdens.

“Awww come on pet…hic…no need to be like that…hic…we jess been havin’ lil fun..hic”

Xander raised his eyebrows, shaking his head as both vampires took long draughts from their bottles.

“Angel I thought you were going to keep an eye on him”

Xander had to laugh at the souled vampire as he tried to lift first one eyebrow and then the other.

“Did….keep…my eyes on im…..even used tu..umm…what comes afeer one Schpiike….aww..come on Xan….how ‘bout jess one lill drinkie….k”

Xander sat down next to Spike and reluctantly took the bottle from his lover, taking a sip of the raw spirit. He coughed as the liquor burned down his throat, leaving a warmth in his belly. He handed the bottle back to Spike, who took a copious swig, then belched.

“Ewww Spike”

“He he sorry pet, ere ave another swig”

Xander shrugged and took the bottle raising it to his lips and taking another drink. This time the fire that coursed through his body wasn’t quite so raw and he took a couple more drinks. Spike and Angel beamed at him, a couple of hours later the two vampires had coaxed their lover into drinking rather more than was good for him. Angel had passed the happy drunk stage and was rapidly heading for maudlin, Spike and Xander tried their best to console their brooding lover.

“My beautiful Buffy, it kills me that we can never be together again”

“Oh go on, ya got us and what about whasisname back in lala land”

“Burp……who….Wesley..?”

“Yeah yeah you should fuck im betcha he’d like to be bent over and….”

“Oi whelp….”Spike used considerable control to arch one eyebrow at Xander who was now sitting on the other side of Angel with an arm thrown around the depressed man. “ave you been droolin over tha washed up watsher”

“Yeah well he’s got that whole repressed English schoolboy thing goin for im” Xander licked his lips “and he’s got a nice ……”

“Oi don’t even think about finishin that sentence, but spose he’s a step up from Slutty. Never knew what the bitch wanted from one day to the next.”

Angel nodded morosely “S’true”

Xander chimed in “ And she’s so bossy”

Angel and Spike both nodded “Yeah, she was”

Spike lowered his voice “ She’s not a natural blonde either if you know what I mean”

Angel and Xander nodded again “ yeah she must dye it”

Angel declared, “ She’s not even a good fuck”

Spike and Xander nodded “ No she’s not”

“What the fuck….”

Spike, Xander and Angel stared at each other, eyes wide in outrage for a moment then softly Spike began to chuckle.

“You’ve both had her”

Xander laughed at Angel’s bemused question

“Yeah she wanted to see what all the fuss was about after Faith had me, I think it was a bit of slayer one-upmanship. She got off but seriously I think she might have turned me gay in the process”

Spike howled with laughter and Angel even had to smile, he turned to his childe and growled.

“And you William, when did you fuck her”

“Hehehe….you should ave seen your face sire, god I haven’t laughed this much for a long time. And as for slutty, she jumped me when I was trussed up in that bathroom. Bold as brass she came in, sucked me hard, then rode me till she came….then she put me away and left”

Angel’s eyes widened at the image and then he shuddered, Xander hugged him hard.

“S’ok Angel your better off without the bitch”

“Yeah spose I am….hmmm Wesley huh….your right he has got a nice..”

“Arrrrgggghhhh I don’t wanna ear about the waschers spotty arse. Come on time for us to be off anyways”

Xander and Angel tried to stand, managing to do it without too much wobbling. The three inebriated lovers made their way out the door and to the car before Xander protested.

“Where we goin anyway”

“Gotta go get ya Christmas pressie pet”

“Oh ok…..”

Xander passed out and Angel laid him in the back seat of his car. Spike drove them downtown, carefully cause he didn’t want to get pulled over, and pulled up in an alley behind the Sunnydale Mall. They got out of the car and Spike hauled Xander our, throwing him over his shoulder. Angel stumbled over to the staff entrance and pulled a key card and a palm-sized box out of his pocket. He hooked some wires from the box to the cables coming from the security pad by the door before swiping the card and waiting. The display on the box showed six numbers and he quickly punched them in, smiling when the door unlocked.

“Very clever peaches, now quick let’s get in before the rentacops do their rounds.”

“How do you know when they come..”

“Been ere before haven’t I, where do ya think we had that photo taken”

Spike smiled wickedly and pushed his sire in front of him through the door, once inside he took the lead heading up the stairs to the Toy department.
Angel gazed around in awe as he took in the magical Santa display, there were elves and reindeer, a giant throne which looked quite familiar, a jolly Mrs Claus and her menagerie of fluffy animals. There was even a life sized one room cottage, compete with workshop ajoining the main building. Spike made for the cottage and ducked through the door, depositing Xander on Santa’s bed. Angel had his doubts that Santa and Mrs Claus could fit in that bed seeing as they were both quite round. He shook his head to rid it of the disturbing visions of Santa humping the missus while the elves cheered them on and turned to see what his childe was doing.

“This is a display, no one’s supposed to come in here, but Xan and I did the last time we were ere.”

“So what are you here to get this time”?

Spike pulled an object out of his coat pocket with a flourish, it looked like a snow globe, but it was empty inside.

“What’s that”?

“Its magic, this is what I picked up this afternoon. Its like a mystical video recorder, except it records in 3 D with surround sound, its like you actually relive the scene….smells, sounds, tastes….touch. Once it has a scene embedded into it you can recall it by touching it”

Angel frowned, he swept his arms around the room, he’d sobered up considerably as had Spike.

“So this is like the set and you want to record something on that for Xander, right”

Spike smiled and pulled a second globe out placing it beside the first on the shelf.

“One for you too peaches”

Xander groaned and Spike quickly knelt on the bed beside the inebriated man, quickly striping him of his clothes with Angel’s help. The two vampires shed their own clothes and Angel sat on the bed pulling Xander’s head up onto his lap.

“Here luv open your mouth, I want you to swallow this, it’s just something to sober you up a bit pet, nothing to hurt you.”

From another pocket of his coat Spike pulled a tube of lube and a small vial, he uncorked it and tipped it up into Xander’s mouth, throwing the coat back on the floor.

“Mmmmmnice…..”

Angel ran his hands over Xander’s head and through his hair, softly stroking the dark locks. He watched as Spike went and spoke softly over the globes, surprised when they glowed golden and floated off the shelf. A pale golden light suffused the room and Spike swayed seductively back to the bed. Angel watched as Xander roused in his arms and saw the heat flare in his eyes as he saw his mate surrounded by the golden light.

“Spike, my love”

Angel moved and let Xander lay down on the heaped cushions in the middle of the bed. Spike knelt on the floor beside the bed his eyes locked with Xander’s, the slumberous fire ignited at the vampires softly spoken words.

“What do you want my luv, tell me, tell us and its yours”

Angel took his que from Spike and knelt on the other side of the bed, his eyes slightly downcast as he waited with baited breath for the human to speak. Xander licked his lips as he surveyed the waiting men, his….. all his to do with as he wished.

“Kiss each other, slowly”

As one the two vampires knelt on the foot of the bed facing each other, Spike wound his hands around Angels neck and pulled him down into a passion filled kiss, lips slid over each other and tongues clashed as the two vampires renewed their bond. They heard their watcher swallow as they continued to kiss, their blood rising with each of his panted breaths.

“Oh god that’s so hot”

Angel and Spike broke apart, the look in Spike’s eyes begging Angel to follow his lead. They turned and looked at Xander, Angel’s hands softly stroked Spike’s sides and back.

“Master…..” Xander shuddered at Spike’s soft word, his hand flying to his own cock. Angel smiled and watched as the young man tried to control himself. He looked into those heated brown eyes and let his tongue slide over his full bottom lip, keeping his voice purposely low and husky.

“May we serve your need…..master”

He let the last word linger seeing the immediate effect it had on the human. Xander was in heaven, having not one but two master vampires bow down to his will.

“Oh god yes”

Spike and Angel moved in unison lying down on either side of the human on the bed. They each kissed his lips, then moved slowly down his body, kissing and licking each nipple laving a path down over his ribs to the soft flesh of his stomach. Cool hands ran over shivering thighs to pull them slowly open. Angel breathed on the hot head of Xander’s cock, as Spike delved further, moving to lie between his mate’s legs. As Angel took Xander into his mouth, Spike sucked on his balls alternately tonguing each one in its soft sac. The blonde squeezed some lube onto his fingers and slid them one by one into Xander’s tight passage. His mate’s moans grew feverish as his body bucked up into Angel’s talented mouth and jerked back down onto Spike’s fingers.

“Ohgodohgodohgodinfuckingheaven……gonnacumohyesyesyesyesYes”

Spike drove his fingers in harshly rubbing over Xander’s prostate as he came in Angel’s mouth. The human arched his back his whole body tense as he rode his orgasm. Spike smiled as his mate’s body relaxed, he continued to slide his fingers in and out.

“Oh god I think I nearly passed out”

“Master do you wish to rest now or……?’

Angel kissed the softened cock, taking the lax head into his mouth and sucking lightly, pleased when he felt returning interest.

“Angel, I want you to take me…..now slave”

Angel let the haing ing cock slip from his mouth, whispering his answer to it.

“Your will master”

Xander moved to his hands and knees as Angel moved behind him, Spike took his Sire’s cock and spread it generously with lube. He lined it up and watched as Angel sank slowly into Xander’s hot body. Angel’s hands clutched at Xander’s hips as he fought his way through that first thrust. Xander was unbelievably hot and tight, the channel contracting around his cock like a vice. He panted and heard it echoed by the man under him, joined to him by love and trust.

“Oh yes Angel, now move baby, fuck me”

Angel pulled back and thrust, hoping beyond hope that he could control himself long enough to satisfy his lover.

“Oh god more, Spike….”

“Yes my master”

“Suck me slave”

“Your will master”

Spike dove under Xander’s belly, taking his cock into his mouth, sliding all the way down to the root.

“Ohmyfuckinggodyes”

Spike sucked on Xander’s cock, watching the way Angel’s balls slapped against his mate’s as the vampire drove his cock in hard sharp thrusts.
The cool mouth sucking him was going to be his undoing, but Xander didn’t want it any other way, Angel’s cock massaged his prostate thoroughly and soon he couldn’t hold his orgasm back. He howled as he came, cock jerking as he pulsed his seed into Spike’s mouth. The clenching twisting ripples around Angel’s cock had him cumming in floods in Xander’s ass, hands gripping the human’s hips hard enough to bruise.

“OhgodAngel…… Spike…..I want you now in me now”

Xander fell away from Angel and rolled onto his back lifting his legs and beckoning Spike between them, Angel sank down onto the bed and watched as his childe slid his pale cock into Xander’s slippery channel. The dark haired vampire lay beside his lovers and stroked Xander’s hair as Spike leisurely fucked his mate. Time after time Spike drove Xander to the brink and time after time they fell back. Spike was determined to draw this out as long as possible. Xander’s head thrashed from side to side as he begged his lover.

“Pleaseplease,ohpleaseSpike….make me cum baby”

Spike let Angel slide his cool hand around Xander’s cock as the older vampire took himself in hand. He sped up his thrusts as Angel jacked both himself and his lover off. Sweat poured off Xander’s face and neck as he strained to keep up with his lovers.

“Ohgodddddd”

Spike drove his cock into Xander, slamming it home as the human gasped and shuddered through another orgasm. The blonde shook as his own seed joined that of his sires in their lover’s ass. Angel’s eyes rolled back in his head as he came, his large hands coated in his and Xander’s cum. The three men slumped in an exhausted heap amid a tangle of arms and legs.

Angel and Xander fell into a doze as Spike gently disengaged and stood on shaky legs. The blonde half staggered over to the two glowing orbs, he stood for a moment and summoned within himself the depth of his feelings for his mate and his sire, all his want, his need, his love… projecting them into the orbs. He let the emotions wash over him, feeling them returned by the sleepy men on the bed, this…..this is what he really wanted them to feel whenever they touched the orbs……not just the remembrance of some of the best sex of their lives….but the grace and beauty that was the love they shared.

Spike chanted softly and the orbs glow faded, he carefully wrapped them in separate pieces of silk and returned them to the pockets os cos coat. Turning he regarded his bedmates, he’d have to wake them soon or they risked being caught by the guards. He looked around and noticed the camera in the corner of the room, he smiled and quickly dressed, following the lead to the recorder stashed in the workshop. This hadn’t been here the last time they’d used the room, he quickly rewound the tape before ejecting it.

He smiled wickedly as he pocketed the tape…..he moved over to the gift wrapping table and covered it in bright xmas paper, fixing it with a tag and penning the recipients name on it with a flourish, when he got home he’d slip it into the pile of presents Angel had brought. He went and roused Angel, dressing his sleeping mate as his Sire pulled his own clothes on. He carried Xander down and out of the building, giving him over to Angel when they reached the houseike ike got out his keys and unlocked the door, motioning for Angel to take Xander into bed.

He walked over to the sack of presents and pulled the gift-wrapped tape out of his coat placing it carefully on the top. The silk wrapped orbs were placed carefully under the Xmas tree, and he was smiling as he turned to join his lovers in bed. Angel regarded him with softly shining eyes from the bedroom doorway, taking his hand and leading him to the bed. Spike shed his clothes and slipped between the soft sheets, throwing an arm over Xander’s sleepy form to stroke Angels arm.

“Merry Christmas Spike” Angel murmured quietly

Spike chuckled to himself and smiled back at his sire, dropping a kiss on Xander’s head before answering.

“It will be Sire, it will be”

Angel looked back at him bemused and Spike just sighed softly

“Merry Christmas Angel, go to sleep”

Angel closed his eyes and fell into sleep as did Spike after a few minutes, still smiling to himself as the present he’d left in the sack floated in his memory, the cheerful name tag proclaiming a single word in that flowing script.

*Buffy*

Spike snuggled into Xander’s warmth, the cool of Angels touch reassuring him as he drifted to sleep.

*It’s Christmas and I’m still evil, all’s right with the world*

The End