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Coo Coo Ca-Choo

By: sluggie
folder BtVS AU/AR › Het - Male/Female › Buffy/Spike(William)
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 29
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Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer (BtVS), nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Epilogue- Happy Anniversary

William nervously scanned the volumes of adult videos. He turned to walk around to the next isle and bumped into someone.
“Ooomph!” the sound came as that someone crashed to the floor.
William looked down and couldn’t believe his eyes. The woman of his dreams was at his feet. She had long blonde hair that had soft full curls falling in waves to past her shoulders, bright green eyes, a cute pert nose and soft full lips. She was wearing a little baby doll t-shirt that molded itself to her small, yet full breasts and a pair of very short jean shorts. She had long golden tanned legs.

“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean…I didn’t know anyone was…” William began to stammer as Buffy attempted to get up. He assisted her to her feet as several other men in the store watched the couple.
“Thank you” she finally spoke.
“You’re welcome, Ma’am” he replied.
“Thanks and please don’t call me Ma’am. Makes me feel like my mother.” Buffy smiled at him. “My name is Buffy, and you?”
“I’m William” he managed to mumble.
“Do you live here, William?” Buffy inquired.
“Yes, Ma’am. I mean Yes, Buffy.”
“I’m staying at the motel a few doors down. Passing through on my way to L.A.” she informed him.
“Maybe, William, you could help me pick out a video? One that I can take back to my room with me” Buffy batted her eyelashes.

William looked around nervously.
“Umm…” he stammered.
Buffy moved to the shelf behind them and pulled off one of the videos and read aloud so everyone in the isle could hear her, “Girls Who Love Taking it up the Ass”. It had a picture of a woman getting screwed in the ass.
“How does this one look, William? Do you think this would be a good one?” Buffy asked him in a demure voice.
With a lump in his throat, he squeaked out a weak, “Yes…good choice”
“William, I’m not sure if I know how to work the VCR in my room. Do you think you could come back with me and help me?” Buffy asked him coyly.
“William, I’m going to go pay for my things. I’m in room 39. I would really appreciate your help. I’ll be waiting” Buffy smiled seductively and sauntered away swaying her hips.

The other men watched Buffy walk away and shook their heads at the dumb luck of the kid she had been talking to. One said out loud, “lucky bastard”. William waited several minutes then left the store and walked down the street towards the Sunnydale Inn. He knocked on room 39. Buffy answered the door with a big grin on her face.
He grinned back, “Happy Anniversary, luv”

The End.
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