Best Laid Plans

Rating PG Mostly, NC-17 at the end of this part

Faith’s Hotel

Willow watched as Oz's van drove off into the distance, headed to pick up a pizza then back to get heThatThat gave her at most twenty minutes.

"Oh gee," Willow thought as she turned towards the run down motel. "Twenty minutes with a person I don't even like that much trying to convince her of an idea I know is crazy"

Willow walked up to the door to Faith's room and gently knocked, almost hoping she wouldn't be in. The door quickly swung upon though leaving Willow staring at an only marginally clothed Faith.

"Hey Red, this is a surprise," Faith said as she held the door open. "Come on in."

Willow glanced over the other girl, not realizing how her eyes lingered, who was scantily clad in only a small T-shirt and panties, the exact opposite of Willow’s heavy clothing. She stammered "Umm, do you want to put some clothes on first?"

"Nah," Faith said with a smile as she ushered Willow into the room. She was having quite a good bit of fun making the other girl nervous with her body. "I'm fine, what can I DO you for."

"What!?"

"What can I do you for, how can I help, be of assistance."

"Oh," Willow said realizing how flustered she was and probably blushing. She decided to come straight out and say it "I want you to date Xander."

It was Faith's turn to be shocked. "One, no. Two, why?"

Willow paused, "I know you two had sex."

Faith looked at her expecting more but when she realized she had stopped "And so..."

"And so you should date."

"Listen Red, really, we fucked, it was, well it was really really good, but I am not the steady kind of girl who dates one guy … or gal. And you wouldn't set me up with Xander unless you had to, why?"

Willow thought about different thing say say, but she knew there wouldn't be much of a chance of lying her way out of this. "Oz isn't comfortable around me, I want him to know Xander is taken."

Faith laughed, "Sorry Red, sort out your own boyfriend problems."

"Well then could you just " Wi" Willow paused not believing she was going to say this. "Sleep with him again?"

Faith stared at her in shock "What?"

"And tape it."

"What!?"

"And let me give it to Oz."

"I'd say what, but you went crazy quite a ways back."

Willow sighed that in fact she probably had. "Oz is a wonderful guy, but he also likes to watch, if he sees a tape of Xander sleeping with you not only will he be happy knowing Xander is taken, but he will have a good tape that we ... I mee cae can watch as well."

Faith had to smile, if for nothing else then the pure absurdity of the situation. "Ok, so I fuck Xander again. Not a problem, it was great last time. I tape it and give it to you, again, not a problem, though weird. I fulfill one of the craziest requests ever, alright, I live in Sunnydale, not a problem. One problem, why should I?"

Willow paused as she thought, "A favor for a friend?"

"And it keeps getting crazier and crazier," Faith stated. "Alright then Red, a favor for a friend it is."

Willow pulled out a digital camera from her purse and set it on a nearby desk. As she heard Oz honking the horn outside she quickly went to give Faith a hug, that impulsively became a kiss, on the lips. Willow pulled away embarrassed and quickly left to meet Oz.

* * * * *

Cordelia pulled up to the hotel just missing Oz's van leaving the parking lot. Her corvette stood out in the parking lot, but she planned to be in and out as quick as possible. She went up and knocked on the door loudly "Faith."

The door quickly opened, "Queen C, how does this day of surprises bring her majesty down to this section of town."

Cordelia walked by Faith into the room, "I need a favor."

"Doesn't everyone, and come on in," Faith said as she shut the door. "At least you are direct about it. Ask away."

"I need you to help me set up Buffy and Xander and get them to have sex."

Faith fell backwards onto the bed; "This is the craziest day ever. Ok, why? Not that I normally ask, but it seems to be my job today."

Cordelia paused, Faith's position spread out her legs, allowing Cordy a good view of her sheer panties. Licking her lips she continued "Buffy and Angel are getting way to friendly. I know you don't want to see Angelus around. We need to convince Buffy that sex with Angel isn't actually her moment of pure hapss ass and she should look elsewhere. Xander, unfortunately, seems the only one up for the task. And I need you to talk Buffy into this."

Faith took a moment to think that was actually pretty well thought out. "Alright C, why do you care?"

"As the most beautiful woman in Sunnydale Angelus would obviously make me his prime target. It is what happened last time."

Faith looked over at her, though she doubted that was true, Cordelia was certainly beautiful. Short skirt, tight sweater showing off her big boobs, Cordy was any guy’s dream ... or currently Faith's. She looked over at the camera Willow had set over on a shelf, if she was going to give Oz and Willow a show might as well make it a good one.

"Ok then, but you need to do me a favor in re." ."

Exasperated Cordy asked, "What is it?"

"Help me seduce Xander. And before you ask why, let's just say I want one more ride."

"No there is no way in ..." Cordelia paused in thought as a smile came to her face. "Yes."

"Whoa, what changed your mind?"

"Chance to live out a fantasy," Cordelia said thinking. "And get back at Xander at the same time. Plus, I am unbelievably horny."

"Well why don't you come over here and I will help you with that."

Pulling off her sweater Cordelia took Faith's advice.

* * * * *

Xander walked down the sidewalk towards Faith's hotel room. She had called him at the library, saying she needed his help with something and that he shouldn't tell anyone. Xander was quite nervous, he didn't know if Faith was in trouble or just wanted more sex.

As he came to her room he noticed Cordelia's car outside. Even more confusing, the door was open. Faith wasn't one to do something dangerous like that, so Xander cautiously opened the door.

"Faith are you ..." Xander began as the door swung open. Sitting on the bed was his ex-girlfriend with her hand in the hair of the dark haired Slayer in front of her who was currently on her knees eating out her pussy.

Cordelia let out a smile as she moaned as her orgasm approached "Come on in Xander, in more then one sense of the word."

Nodding dumbly Xander walked into the room as the door slammed shut behind him.