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chappie 2
"Hey,Little sister."
Chapter 2
In which a deal is made and another number is checked off.
"Hey Sweetheart" said Jean-Claude to me as we walked into the room.
Jason leaves and I walk over and sit on his lap. And I silently notice that for a vampire his lap is sure comfy. Well anyway I say
"Hi Juhn Cloud."purposely saying his name wrong, cause he wanted me to wear that pink horror.**I mentally shudder**...
Jean-Claude gives me a look. I ignore it and start to hum 'Girls just want to have fun' under my breath.
"Dawn, What happened to wearing the pink dress?"
"I don't like pink ."
"Oh really, I clearly remember asking you if you liked, pink, and you told me you did."
"um...Heehee um well I did say that, But I was having mental gas that day, And in a true brain fart fashion I said I liked, pink when I obviously don't. Don't I look pretty in my blue dress." I say to him with big puppy dog eyes that were tearing up a little
" of course you do sweetie,Your are pretty like a princess." Jean-Claude says quickly to me probably to avoid disaster. I think, hah the puppy dog eyes work every time, thanks Xander.
The doors opened, its Jason with three people I haven't seen before.
"Anita, Micah, and Nathaniel this is Dawn, Dawn this is Anita,Micah,and Nathaniel." Jean-Claude introduces me and points to who each person is as he says there name.
I say" hi" as Silently I asses each one,
Anita is scary like Buffy pmsing scary, I immediately think of death and graves, I think she must do some kind of death magic. I promise to myself to stay on her good side.
Nathaniel and Micah are some kind of werecats. I know because the just feel feline. Micah looks so cool he is calm yet powerful and dangerous all at the same time. And Nathaniel he's so cute
I squeal mentally. I just want to give him a hug. You know what I think I will. I hurriedly jump off jean-Claude and I run towards Nathaniel,and I grab his legs. And I say to him in true scoobie fashion in babble...
"Hi, Mr. kitty, did you know you are a cute kitty, I love kitty's, I also love your eyes, And were going to be the bestest friends ever." Nathaniel has a big smile on his face and goes awe, then he sits down, picks me up and places me on his lap.
"Hey, Hold up little missy. I thought you said, I was your bestest friend." Jason says to me
"You both are, stupid. Are you being simple again Jason? I ask him
"Hey, I am not simple" he replies pouting a little
"Yes, you are doodoo head, It took you an hour to figure out I don't like pink." I say also adding a raspberry at the end.
"gasp, did you just call me a doodoo head. That hurt Dawnie, I am going to go cry now." he adds with a mock hurt voice
"good, I am still mad about the bubbles. I will stop calling you doodoo head if you get me ice cream, tomorrow,do we got a deal?" I say as I hold out my hand to him
"We've got a deal" he says lightly shaking my hand
"Why are you mad about bubbles?" Nathaniel quietly asks me
"YAY, MR. KITTY SPEAKS" I exclaim excitedly. Jason laughs at me, I give him my best evil glare.
"Well, Mr. Kitty, when I was taking my bath tonight, I asked for more bubbles but Jason wouldn't let me have anymore." I said while pouting,as I remember the pain of being denied more bubbles.
"Kido, you already had so many bubbles in that tub, I thought I would have to get excavation team to find you." he tells me
"So, bubbles make me happy, don't you want me happy Jason." I say to him with watery eyes
"Of course I do Dawn, but I also don't want to have you disappear to bubble bubbling land."
"mhmm, there's no such thing,as bubble bubbling land, I may be five but I am not an idiot, Jason."
"hmm, If there is no bubble bubbling land, then where did get these bubble bubbling land bubbles from." he says as he pulls a bottle of touchable bubbles out of his pants.
"Jean -Claude where did she come from. And why do you have her here?" asks Anita a little impatiently I might add.
"Ma Petite, That's something you will have to ask Dawn. As for why I have her here,She is a powerful little girl that is all alone in this world and that I have also grown quite fond of." say jean Claude
"Sweetheart, do you want to tell Anita were you came from." he asks me
I look at him like he's crazy,then I realize he probably is crazy. Oh well
"Well,when a mommy and daddy love each other very much. They give each other orgasms and that leads to a game called 'shiver me timbers' and if they forget a condom then 9 months later there is a baby, duh."
I finally say looking at them all like there stupid.
Jason breaks into laughter, Nathaniel looks terrified, Micah and Jean-Claude look like their hiding their laughter. And Anita's cheeks are bright red, and she's mumbling under her breath. I think I have broke her.
"Dawn, Sweetie I think Anita meant how you came to be here at the circus." says Jean Claude to me after a minute has passed.
"Oh, I fell." I say simply
"you, fell" asked Anita incredulously
"Yep, I fell off a big tower into a portal." I say bluntly getting bored with the conversation.
"What type of portal, and where exactly were you at when this portal happened to be?" she asks
"Um, It was like purple if that helps any. And I was in an alternate dimension."
"hmm, purple portals,I do not know of any offhand. Was your dimension like this one."
"um, sort of it was on earth like here and we had vamps and werewolves but they were different and more evil. They were all demon like. I also lived on hell mouth, My sister Buffy is the slayer she's been killing vampires and demons since she was 15. She had a vampire boyfriend his name was Angel he had soul cursed into him. So my sister and him do the bumping uglies. And he goes all evil destroy the world. Cuz'' apparently he lost his sole when he had complete happiness. Buffy hates his grandchilde Spike cuz' he's got like a humongous crush on her. Nevertheless Buffy's like he's evil stay away. And yet she let him babysat me. However we become the bestest friends. He tells the awesome stories of torture. Did you know they called him spike because he would use rail road spikes on his victims. Spike was so cool, I miss him...And he's probably the only one who misses me. Everyone else besides Buffy wanted to kill me." I start out with a strong voice but finish with a soft, sad voice.
Anita looks at me and asks "why did they want to kill you?"
I look her in the eye and say "because I am the key."
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I am grounded. Gah, can you believe it.
It was a few days after I first met Anita, Micah,and Mr. Kitty. And I was bored. And Jason's Working on something. And Jean-Claude was out doing something.
So I pulled out my trusty list. 2.Prank Jean-Claude. Hmm I had the best idea. So I totally went and got a bucket of paint. And I put it over one of the doors. So when the doors opened it would fall on the person. It's a classic, it has too work. It worked so well it had got both Jean-Claude and the man he was trying to do business with. It goes without saying, that the man was pissed so was Jean-Claude. I had to apologize and clean up the paint from the floor. Before it had hardened into it.
Jean-Claude sure knows how torture someone he took away all my bubbles. And it is now my bath time.
I told Jason That I am a big girl, I can take a bath by myself, he is waiting outside with the door partly open though, of course in case I fall or something.
I look at the back of the tub there is only a bar of soap and a bottle of selsum blue. Hmm I wonder if that will make bubbles.
5 mins later
"Ah, Jason, Help me." I scream
"Are you alright?" he asks as hurries into the bathroom.
"No, I am blue, It wont come off, I turned into a smurf ." I cry at him
"how the heck did this happen (he spots the selsum blue bottle. Oh, dawnie that's just for hair sweetie."
"I know that, but I wanted to see if it would make bubbles."
"Dawnie, you would have had your bubbles back in a few days."
"I know."
"Alright Kido, lets see if we can get this off you."
the next day there was still a bluish tint to my skin and Jean-Claude immediately returned my bubbles. And had forbidden me to ever use shampoo for bubbles ever again. "I told him I wouldn't, I had learned that lesson." then I started singing "I'm blue" to Jean-Claudes annoyance
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Chapter 2
In which a deal is made and another number is checked off.
"Hey Sweetheart" said Jean-Claude to me as we walked into the room.
Jason leaves and I walk over and sit on his lap. And I silently notice that for a vampire his lap is sure comfy. Well anyway I say
"Hi Juhn Cloud."purposely saying his name wrong, cause he wanted me to wear that pink horror.**I mentally shudder**...
Jean-Claude gives me a look. I ignore it and start to hum 'Girls just want to have fun' under my breath.
"Dawn, What happened to wearing the pink dress?"
"I don't like pink ."
"Oh really, I clearly remember asking you if you liked, pink, and you told me you did."
"um...Heehee um well I did say that, But I was having mental gas that day, And in a true brain fart fashion I said I liked, pink when I obviously don't. Don't I look pretty in my blue dress." I say to him with big puppy dog eyes that were tearing up a little
" of course you do sweetie,Your are pretty like a princess." Jean-Claude says quickly to me probably to avoid disaster. I think, hah the puppy dog eyes work every time, thanks Xander.
The doors opened, its Jason with three people I haven't seen before.
"Anita, Micah, and Nathaniel this is Dawn, Dawn this is Anita,Micah,and Nathaniel." Jean-Claude introduces me and points to who each person is as he says there name.
I say" hi" as Silently I asses each one,
Anita is scary like Buffy pmsing scary, I immediately think of death and graves, I think she must do some kind of death magic. I promise to myself to stay on her good side.
Nathaniel and Micah are some kind of werecats. I know because the just feel feline. Micah looks so cool he is calm yet powerful and dangerous all at the same time. And Nathaniel he's so cute
I squeal mentally. I just want to give him a hug. You know what I think I will. I hurriedly jump off jean-Claude and I run towards Nathaniel,and I grab his legs. And I say to him in true scoobie fashion in babble...
"Hi, Mr. kitty, did you know you are a cute kitty, I love kitty's, I also love your eyes, And were going to be the bestest friends ever." Nathaniel has a big smile on his face and goes awe, then he sits down, picks me up and places me on his lap.
"Hey, Hold up little missy. I thought you said, I was your bestest friend." Jason says to me
"You both are, stupid. Are you being simple again Jason? I ask him
"Hey, I am not simple" he replies pouting a little
"Yes, you are doodoo head, It took you an hour to figure out I don't like pink." I say also adding a raspberry at the end.
"gasp, did you just call me a doodoo head. That hurt Dawnie, I am going to go cry now." he adds with a mock hurt voice
"good, I am still mad about the bubbles. I will stop calling you doodoo head if you get me ice cream, tomorrow,do we got a deal?" I say as I hold out my hand to him
"We've got a deal" he says lightly shaking my hand
"Why are you mad about bubbles?" Nathaniel quietly asks me
"YAY, MR. KITTY SPEAKS" I exclaim excitedly. Jason laughs at me, I give him my best evil glare.
"Well, Mr. Kitty, when I was taking my bath tonight, I asked for more bubbles but Jason wouldn't let me have anymore." I said while pouting,as I remember the pain of being denied more bubbles.
"Kido, you already had so many bubbles in that tub, I thought I would have to get excavation team to find you." he tells me
"So, bubbles make me happy, don't you want me happy Jason." I say to him with watery eyes
"Of course I do Dawn, but I also don't want to have you disappear to bubble bubbling land."
"mhmm, there's no such thing,as bubble bubbling land, I may be five but I am not an idiot, Jason."
"hmm, If there is no bubble bubbling land, then where did get these bubble bubbling land bubbles from." he says as he pulls a bottle of touchable bubbles out of his pants.
"Jean -Claude where did she come from. And why do you have her here?" asks Anita a little impatiently I might add.
"Ma Petite, That's something you will have to ask Dawn. As for why I have her here,She is a powerful little girl that is all alone in this world and that I have also grown quite fond of." say jean Claude
"Sweetheart, do you want to tell Anita were you came from." he asks me
I look at him like he's crazy,then I realize he probably is crazy. Oh well
"Well,when a mommy and daddy love each other very much. They give each other orgasms and that leads to a game called 'shiver me timbers' and if they forget a condom then 9 months later there is a baby, duh."
I finally say looking at them all like there stupid.
Jason breaks into laughter, Nathaniel looks terrified, Micah and Jean-Claude look like their hiding their laughter. And Anita's cheeks are bright red, and she's mumbling under her breath. I think I have broke her.
"Dawn, Sweetie I think Anita meant how you came to be here at the circus." says Jean Claude to me after a minute has passed.
"Oh, I fell." I say simply
"you, fell" asked Anita incredulously
"Yep, I fell off a big tower into a portal." I say bluntly getting bored with the conversation.
"What type of portal, and where exactly were you at when this portal happened to be?" she asks
"Um, It was like purple if that helps any. And I was in an alternate dimension."
"hmm, purple portals,I do not know of any offhand. Was your dimension like this one."
"um, sort of it was on earth like here and we had vamps and werewolves but they were different and more evil. They were all demon like. I also lived on hell mouth, My sister Buffy is the slayer she's been killing vampires and demons since she was 15. She had a vampire boyfriend his name was Angel he had soul cursed into him. So my sister and him do the bumping uglies. And he goes all evil destroy the world. Cuz'' apparently he lost his sole when he had complete happiness. Buffy hates his grandchilde Spike cuz' he's got like a humongous crush on her. Nevertheless Buffy's like he's evil stay away. And yet she let him babysat me. However we become the bestest friends. He tells the awesome stories of torture. Did you know they called him spike because he would use rail road spikes on his victims. Spike was so cool, I miss him...And he's probably the only one who misses me. Everyone else besides Buffy wanted to kill me." I start out with a strong voice but finish with a soft, sad voice.
Anita looks at me and asks "why did they want to kill you?"
I look her in the eye and say "because I am the key."
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I am grounded. Gah, can you believe it.
It was a few days after I first met Anita, Micah,and Mr. Kitty. And I was bored. And Jason's Working on something. And Jean-Claude was out doing something.
So I pulled out my trusty list. 2.Prank Jean-Claude. Hmm I had the best idea. So I totally went and got a bucket of paint. And I put it over one of the doors. So when the doors opened it would fall on the person. It's a classic, it has too work. It worked so well it had got both Jean-Claude and the man he was trying to do business with. It goes without saying, that the man was pissed so was Jean-Claude. I had to apologize and clean up the paint from the floor. Before it had hardened into it.
Jean-Claude sure knows how torture someone he took away all my bubbles. And it is now my bath time.
I told Jason That I am a big girl, I can take a bath by myself, he is waiting outside with the door partly open though, of course in case I fall or something.
I look at the back of the tub there is only a bar of soap and a bottle of selsum blue. Hmm I wonder if that will make bubbles.
5 mins later
"Ah, Jason, Help me." I scream
"Are you alright?" he asks as hurries into the bathroom.
"No, I am blue, It wont come off, I turned into a smurf ." I cry at him
"how the heck did this happen (he spots the selsum blue bottle. Oh, dawnie that's just for hair sweetie."
"I know that, but I wanted to see if it would make bubbles."
"Dawnie, you would have had your bubbles back in a few days."
"I know."
"Alright Kido, lets see if we can get this off you."
the next day there was still a bluish tint to my skin and Jean-Claude immediately returned my bubbles. And had forbidden me to ever use shampoo for bubbles ever again. "I told him I wouldn't, I had learned that lesson." then I started singing "I'm blue" to Jean-Claudes annoyance
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