Meet The Family
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Meet The Family 2
~Outside the Airport~
Spike watched in amazement as Harris put seven large trucks into the back of the Desoto.
"Thanks for this, I mean could you imagine their reaction if the new I drove a 4x4."
Xander said as he forced another truck into the car.
"Shocking."
"I know I would never hear the end to it."
Spike nodded as he lite up a cigarette. He jumped when he turned and saw Harris's aunt and uncle standing behind him.
Xander's uncle held out a hand to the blond vampire, "Gomez Addams at your service." Spike not thinking shook the man's hand, " My lovely wife Morticia," the woman held out her hand, Spike took her hand and kissed the back of it.
"Such manners," she said at the action.
"Spike of late..." he introduced himself, " wait...Addams?" They nodded.
"Why don't you get into the car? I have to talk to the boy."
Gomez nodded and opened the car door for his wife.
"Oi, Harris!"
"What? " Asked Xander as he closed the truck to the Desoto.
"Harris, being a demon, I've seen and done many horrible things. I've learn that there are some that you don't mess with...the Addams clan being one of them...what I can't figure out is why they claim you as family?!"
"What do you mean?"
"Harris, in the underworld you have your demons, vampires, werewolves, and witches those are your normal monsters...then you have the Addams clan...they're a bunch of freaks and misfits of a different sort. But you, you seem like a normal human..."
Xander snorted, " You'd think that wouldn't you. But * you * should fit in well with us. After all you're a freak among your own kind." Then he got into the Desoto.
Spike sighed throwing down his cigarette then got into the car. He started it up, " What about the other two?"
" Oh, the children have the address, I'm sure they will find there way. You know how is after a long flight. They have energy to burn bet their raising a bit of hell some place." Gomez said.
"Right," Spike muttered, " Where to?"
"Crawford Street." Said Xander.
Spike made a face; " You must be kidding," knowing where they would be going.
Xander shook his head, " Angelus's old place."
~Mansion on Crawford~
"My, what a dank dismal place...it reminds me of home." Morticia sighed out.
"I thought you would like it but it's a bit of a fixer-uppper." Xander warned them.
"Nonsense, my boy it's perfect!" said Gomez as he touched one of the chains that were hanging on the wall, " Tish, chains!"
Morticia smiled slightly as she walked by, " Later, my Darling." She saw Spike come in carrying the last of the trucks. Spike grunted and dropped the truck on the floor it landed with a thud.
The door slammed open, Wedsday and Pugsley stood there covered in various colors of demon blood and entrails.
"Mother, Pugsley and I are going to have a wonderful time here!" said Wedsday.
"All of Alexander's stories of this place are true." Said Pugsley.
"Glad to here that children, the good people of New Jersey did run us out of the city."Said Gomez around his cigar, " After the family reunion we maybe here a while."
"Torches and pitchforks..."murmured Morticia she turned toward Xander, " Mama and Fester will arrive in time for the reunion."
Spike eyes went wide at that, " Reunion? Harris, what is that about?"
Xander sighed, " The Annual Harris Family Reunion. It's held every year. This is the first time it will be held in SunnyDale."
"That's...that's just crazy, that's what that is! Didn't you warn them about this place?"
Xander nodded, " Repeatedly. They said it sounded like fun."
Spike could only shake his head then he walked to the door, looking out it he sense how close it was to sunrise.
"It's getting too early for me, I'm going back to my crypt." He told Xander as he walked out the door. Xander leaned against the door.
"Xander," Spike called over his shoulder, "It should be interesting having them meet."
"You sure about that? There's gonna be snarking, blood curddly screams, and violence." Xander told them.
Spike's eyes widen, " I'm sure the Scoobies won't react that badly."
Xander snorted, " I was talking about my family."
~Outside the Airport~
Spike watched in amazement as Harris put seven large trucks into the back of the Desoto.
"Thanks for this, I mean could you imagine their reaction if the new I drove a 4x4."
Xander said as he forced another truck into the car.
"Shocking."
"I know I would never hear the end to it."
Spike nodded as he lite up a cigarette. He jumped when he turned and saw Harris's aunt and uncle standing behind him.
Xander's uncle held out a hand to the blond vampire, "Gomez Addams at your service." Spike not thinking shook the man's hand, " My lovely wife Morticia," the woman held out her hand, Spike took her hand and kissed the back of it.
"Such manners," she said at the action.
"Spike of late..." he introduced himself, " wait...Addams?" They nodded.
"Why don't you get into the car? I have to talk to the boy."
Gomez nodded and opened the car door for his wife.
"Oi, Harris!"
"What? " Asked Xander as he closed the truck to the Desoto.
"Harris, being a demon, I've seen and done many horrible things. I've learn that there are some that you don't mess with...the Addams clan being one of them...what I can't figure out is why they claim you as family?!"
"What do you mean?"
"Harris, in the underworld you have your demons, vampires, werewolves, and witches those are your normal monsters...then you have the Addams clan...they're a bunch of freaks and misfits of a different sort. But you, you seem like a normal human..."
Xander snorted, " You'd think that wouldn't you. But * you * should fit in well with us. After all you're a freak among your own kind." Then he got into the Desoto.
Spike sighed throwing down his cigarette then got into the car. He started it up, " What about the other two?"
" Oh, the children have the address, I'm sure they will find there way. You know how is after a long flight. They have energy to burn bet their raising a bit of hell some place." Gomez said.
"Right," Spike muttered, " Where to?"
"Crawford Street." Said Xander.
Spike made a face; " You must be kidding," knowing where they would be going.
Xander shook his head, " Angelus's old place."
~Mansion on Crawford~
"My, what a dank dismal place...it reminds me of home." Morticia sighed out.
"I thought you would like it but it's a bit of a fixer-uppper." Xander warned them.
"Nonsense, my boy it's perfect!" said Gomez as he touched one of the chains that were hanging on the wall, " Tish, chains!"
Morticia smiled slightly as she walked by, " Later, my Darling." She saw Spike come in carrying the last of the trucks. Spike grunted and dropped the truck on the floor it landed with a thud.
The door slammed open, Wedsday and Pugsley stood there covered in various colors of demon blood and entrails.
"Mother, Pugsley and I are going to have a wonderful time here!" said Wedsday.
"All of Alexander's stories of this place are true." Said Pugsley.
"Glad to here that children, the good people of New Jersey did run us out of the city."Said Gomez around his cigar, " After the family reunion we maybe here a while."
"Torches and pitchforks..."murmured Morticia she turned toward Xander, " Mama and Fester will arrive in time for the reunion."
Spike eyes went wide at that, " Reunion? Harris, what is that about?"
Xander sighed, " The Annual Harris Family Reunion. It's held every year. This is the first time it will be held in SunnyDale."
"That's...that's just crazy, that's what that is! Didn't you warn them about this place?"
Xander nodded, " Repeatedly. They said it sounded like fun."
Spike could only shake his head then he walked to the door, looking out it he sense how close it was to sunrise.
"It's getting too early for me, I'm going back to my crypt." He told Xander as he walked out the door. Xander leaned against the door.
"Xander," Spike called over his shoulder, "It should be interesting having them meet."
"You sure about that? There's gonna be snarking, blood curddly screams, and violence." Xander told them.
Spike's eyes widen, " I'm sure the Scoobies won't react that badly."
Xander snorted, " I was talking about my family."